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@funnyusername30

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I’m 5’11 but my license says 6’0

Joined July 2022
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I will raise him to kill
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@impossiblyeve Shorty has intergalactic cable
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@euIVmusic @Kno That shit is cheeks bro I’ll do you capcha if you want me to
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@melvinjtk @rahsh33m With that big ass bob on half of her head
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@ShroomJunior @GloriousKronk @RCastellitto @SparrowLucero That was not a deer that’s a fucking skin Walker
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@SavinTheBees Reminds me of Kanye and lady Gaga
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@ShitpostGate Where is Taiwan.
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@MMockingbrd @DocStrangelove2 He was friendly to you, in the first missions you help him in his fight in Africa and he aids you getting a teammate back
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@LakeShowLeg @bigfivethousand @BoringDrew Yeah I’m leaving it behind so the cat girls know where to go
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@xkeepingup @alexaplottin Like I could just buy more weed
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@powcampsurvivor Is there a fussy
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@FALLENAL1EN He was feeling feisty
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@ouniasgounias @bipbopbap @awfullytistic Did you try telling him in Spanish?
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@ScottNover @georainbolt If someone would share the video I’d appreciate
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2 years
@GeloDrumsAlot @Someonesfrfr @justhereforsou1 @__Curtdoggg It was a meme like a year or two ago some Indian wedding and bro said that and it started a whole race war fir a minute. You could probably google it I’m sure there’s something about it
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@s4m31p4n Nope, never get paid to do something you love
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@rahsh33m She was trying to spit a little game
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@Draggerofliars
Be a lot cooler if you did 💫🌪💫
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Author Susan Meachen died from suicide 2 years ago. Except it turns out she didn’t. What an absolute piece of shit #authors #MentalHealthMatters
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@dyingscribe Shorty was selling vapes 1 for 10 and 2 for 25, I tried to explain it and she said “I don’t set the prices”
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2 years
@pnt_pictures @nylalueeth_ But he’s going to catch a felony for this it doesn’t matter the situation, young black male vs white woman teacher? In the courts he’s fucked
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@SeeFitzner @EthanMayAct @vinekey @Austen Same guy always in there, I salute to you Emanuel
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@BeastBackNasty He’s trying his damn hardest
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@RebelTheArtGal @PECOPECOSUYARI Why does sexy Lois come up first what did they type
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@halflawless I get it but at the same time suicide is od unless he’s getting fronts
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@TheSuperScorp @Phycoraxian @GreenTextRepost > Jew Tube Yeah, more sympathy for him
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@therapistLloyd 5 year old me was rock hard at this scene so really she’s the pedo
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@xLord_of_war They could have just ran over an animal and are trying to get the guts off the bottom
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@beerhodlr @Bornakang A woman getting on a jet ski, she jumps slightly to reposition herself and her butt moves, more so than the average woman I’d say. A woman then says “ooooo oh girl”
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@SothraNauk @lukeywafflez @mechanicalkurt @TelstarMan Just like with weight lifting, we have a league where we don’t drug test and one we do
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@ch0k34rtist @DocStrangelove2 You could just shoot and fly backwards
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@dsperror @crulge He’s like so what I’m drunk
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@HardensSizeUp @LZIZDunkOnEm @CAlmanza1007 Yeah you did your vocabulary homework
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@CinemaMonsieur You can’t go up against Jason and win, dude is too wild
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@milktsunami Fake fan, Homer works in the nuclear plant. Peter works in the brewery
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@UsingCigarettes What if I’m already stinky
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@hanfjob This is how I watch you tweet
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@HazelAzureus @roastmalone_ Whale is swimming and just thinks “ I gotta jump up right fucking now
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@JohnnyBazel @dyingscribe You can see he thought about it
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@kpvqn Hurry up bro it’s getting cold
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@KingSmoove009 @SaycheeseDGTL That’s why you keep that mask tight
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@BigPutruck You just called a grown man Shawty
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@donmansamusic @jessethechef Back in the day they used to take the other cars into consideration
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@SCHIZO_FREQ Why would he say that they used the ice and meth to keep him alive but then say that it didn’t revive him
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@LilTravi2 Keep in mind they’re not even shooting at you
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@KaneFoxxx @hosoterratoma It is ironic at least
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@carobunga “I love you. You’re fine, but you need some direction goddamn it”
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@yule_johnny @JolyonMcVeigh These guys are secret service, he probably has an iPhone in his pocket
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@grindfacetv_ They don’t let the drivers in there because them boys leave it dirty as fuck like the ones outside
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@NoweyaY @RebelTheArtGal @PECOPECOSUYARI Shout out Japan knowing what it’s people want
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@TRAlNSPOTTER Cool ass 13 year old damn
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@halfb8kedjk @th3ywantmyh3ad @FourYearW3ak @Lou13k @DailyLoud Edibles will do it, unknown amount of weed on top of the nasty tasting food AND the weird feeling in your stomach from digesting it
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@shutyourhell Sorry y’all this is a good Reddit moment
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@posting_forever @ParSpec @BrandyLJensen Not even just moving, the actual hand rail bends like a Twizzler
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@breads555 @GoodReddit No bordering, the mans penis touched him along with his piss. That’s full on assault and sexual assault dude needs to be in jail
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@CallMeFebel @MuslimTom_ And I can make out a “rocket launcher” towns the end
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@zachwell_ Do gays use jockstraps for sex??
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@JonaldoFenomeno @Akumabat He was not a happy little stoner, he was a meth addict and dealer
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@aloefr_ Aye bro they got your ass
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@KevinSc99693787 @raphousetv2 For the other guys with guns
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@attheimax @matthiasellis Diamonds only made under pressure baby
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@Kerouv @uwukko I’m guessing the brakes aren’t manually operated, like pushing the pedal doesn’t make anything grip it just sends an electrical signal
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@spiritnght2 Why were his fingers sticky
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@ilovefamiIyguy Get some counter balance on the ass end of the forklift and I’d deem it safe
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@carlunderwater @dipshitmagazine @cushbomb From what these comments say “grabba” the the tobacco inside of the wraps you use for blunts
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@MapleSyrupDon @dontbestupidy @Jovaa_gst @infamouszzz @kirawontmiss @bbyscar1819 You better use that shit dog I’m going tomorrow and showing them that code
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@Pero1917 @theQuick_Manalt @GreenTextRepost If recognizing Taiwan’s independence is being a Reddit moment then you can cut my balls off and plaster me with fat
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@YSufferer Grave robber
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@horse_feedbag Take him home what the hell
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@UnderwaterSquad @isseyboy Cause there was one video where shorty actually got scared and now they all wanna go viral
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@GenericWorm2 @Mlickles You cannot fight a hydraulic pump, no matter how much adrenaline you have
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@Sam_but_Ham KGB has a mustache requirement CIA just suggests it
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@HyperSchedules @m0nsternom I really like that they have the old shows on there at night, perfect Segway to adult swim. Parents or siblings can watch them together
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@lucke_rat I’ve noticed rusty shackelford is an extremely common name
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@tyler02020202 Yeah it was this monstrous shit I’m taking
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@datguy_therapy @thahumorguy @WhoTFissim Man if they can call you they can google that shit
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@uncle_deluge Allegedly he’s been kept in humane conditions
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@yikingtons Why the hell?? He’s trying to avoid that
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@Boringstein If it’s a guaranteed 30 I don’t see why not
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@GreenTextRepost >forgets about it >posts about it on 4chan
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@danfloodstan @L_AnguloAndrade @jared_du_jour @smackmiaround I don’t think he understands that 4 people live right there and one of them can’t walk anymore
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@RustyFedora @ChefertheCooker @OnlyFansPostinL She gets free food to then advertise her onlyfans, that’s my interpretation
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@BigupsQ @BarbBluprint @ogfatigue @Emkay_Afrika @SaycheeseDGTL I learned to always get insurance, unless you have 500k to drop on a new car for them
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