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i am losing my shit

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absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

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good evening sir

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5 years

yo what the hell

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4 years

got they asses

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what’s your dog’s name and then what’s the name you call them that is absolutely no where near the real thing. I’ll start: Dobby // Governor

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I THINK MY DOG IS JEWISH (A THREAD)

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throwing him a bark mitzvah ur all invited

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mamma mia

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wtf kinda thread would this even be bro put the phone down

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3 years

btw im italian and this is good

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5 years

awww does the eboy need a wittle top huh???? 🥺🥺 does the wittle repwy guy want some onwyfans???? shut the Fuck Up you are 24

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4 years

the people hate it, want to eat it, or want to fuck it. no in between. this is the fate the Large Asparagus must accept

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4 years

@yephph how I’m rejecting men from now on

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9 years

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "bananas" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes

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4 years

stop asking me how bad your pee would smell if you ate this. just as bad as it would smell if you ate the equivalent amount in normal sized asparagus probably. i am not the asparagus pee doctor

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4 years

@michellenevapaz sis that ain’t a dog that’s a boobah

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3 years

italian american damn stop gatekeeping my heritage that played absolutely no role on my upbringing whatsoever tf

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4 years

@marooncatz @BigTucsonDad yes :)

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8 months

The modern American mind couldn’t comprehend a walkable town

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10 years

bae:come over me:The Incredibles is on tv bae:my parents aren't home me:it's limited commercials bae:i need u me:he can't find his supersuit

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doubling down on this @VANS_66 come get me

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something u guys should know about me is that I just got the Dave & Busters decanter set for 8,000 tickets (highway robbery)

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4 years

@brettalcore He is very distinguished and commands respect it just feels right

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10 years

I don't really have a "blood type." I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.

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@gracejoc1 oh my god

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4 years

this cake looks fucking gross

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4 years

ugh i love quirky boys 🤪😝

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5 years

if men are allowed to be obsessed with that cow girl with the sports dad, the rest of us are allowed to be obsessed with the average white lsu guy with the cigar. that’s just simple math everybody. run the numbers

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@AusiPockets honeybaby wtf why u give ur dog a stripper name

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the plan? grow asparagus so tall we end world hunger

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4 years

half Italian half German 💞💞 celebrating my heritage today

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🚫NO MORE SOCIETY🚫SOCIETY HAS PROGRESSED PAST THE NEED FOR SOCIETY🚫

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@abbi_marieeee wait his real name is dogmeat

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4 years

THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE WIND IS CHEAP

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so we are really just supposed to allow men to exist am I understanding this correctly

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where is ur mask buddy I cant let u in

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5 years

emma canNOT have little a nap at the bar on NYE according to the bartender who kicked me out at 11:45pm

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4 years

i would quite seriously rather be degraded by a stranger online than be subjected to reading this

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3 years

Got a new chair today and moose decided it was his within 10 minutes

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9 years

[baby's first words] baby: d-d-d dad: dada? baby: d-d-d-dONALD TRUMP 2016

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10 years

pretty crazy how "dumb" and "math class" have the same amount of letters

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4 years

finally something useful

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4 years

CAN ANYBODY FIND MEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMBODY TO dm for like a week and maybe add each other on snap or even exchange numbers and play 8ball pool with and then forget about each other 2 weeks later

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ok

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egirl and her podcaster boyfriend

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if he gets the aux at the function im ending it all on sight

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5 years

@lilestaban bro ??????

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5 years

yo what the hell

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4 years

90% of females quoting and replying are like “YES GIRL” and all the males are like “hmmm actually when we do this we are right and also you are little tiny poo poo baby”

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4 years

modern romance is so beautiful. i love being single. to me, this is enjoyable.

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5 years

Can it be full time and with good health insurance and also can I have some shoes please

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@girlfr0g Solid Photoshop work. Is this your design intern application?

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3 years

important updates

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4 years

bro ...

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4 years

bro that is not very oppa gangnam style of you

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@KylePlantEmoji Bob lmfao

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10 years

a big congratulations to all the big baseball men for not closing their eyes when the ball was coming towards them, good job men

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5 years

waiter: what can I get you 9 yo: [eyes go black, head turns 180 degrees] b̷̘̈u̸͈͊t̶̨̆t̵̼̓e̸͚͝r̶̟͠e̷͖̋d̶̠̈ ̵̗̑n̵̼͂o̶̫͝ỏ̶̬d̸͖̈́l̴͎̎ḛ̶̇s̸̹̎

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3 years

you must now plead your case before the council of elders

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4 years

@FrickinDelanie tall

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9 years

Gay marriage won't destroy America. People who think chunky peanut butter is better than creamy will destroy America.

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5 years

fuck it, vans ON the wall

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4 years

who’s gonna tell them

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english majors be like “amongst us”

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@seigfridge im obsessed w u

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4 years

men be like “I know a spot” and then rub your pelvic bone thinking it’s the clit

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4 years

just made a group chat with every single hot person on twitter so if you’re not in it you’re ugly

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gonna get this whole thing figured out

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@nobossbabe @owenjmichael @brettalcore

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4 years

u freaks want dick ratings? I will give u all a dick rating right here right now: bad

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all my homies love social distancing

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4 years

we r waiting mr president

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President Obama has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract Ebola!

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Attention passengers: we have reached a cruising altitude of "high af"

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oh my god rupi kaur just emailed me

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rsvp

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@drpeppwhore it worked tho so rly it’s good clickbait

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Haven’t gone out with the homies in so long that I decided to pregame with myself

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thinking about movie theater carpet

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5 years

how dare you reply to a tweet I fully intend to delete. you knew. you must have known

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tl sleep? Dixon Ticonderoga #2 soft fan cam

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let’s get lost tonight. you could be my cake boss tonight

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hi u can follow me if u want i do other dumbass shit. if u dont want to no worries i will simply continue being a dumbass

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I THINK MY DOG IS JEWISH (A THREAD)

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the last time I went bowling was probably 2016 and yet every day in the last week I have been plagued by the realization that I cannot go bowling until this pandemic is over

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3 years

rip prince phillip he loved singing chug jug

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9 years

what if we are all one huge Netflix queue and God just sits in heaven choosing what to watch

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10 years

"BLOODY HELL JEEVES, YOU MUST TRY THIS. DRINKING WATER IS SO DAMN FUN NOW." - the man who invented straws

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4 years

@jbfan911 May I see them please

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4 years

yes, taylor released a near perfect album during quarantine. what did i do? lied to almost half a million people about what asparagus looks like. clear winner if u ask me

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10 years

No officer, I wasn't texting. I was playing nintendogs. Now can I please finish this agility trial

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lol thanks obama

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bro she has my address

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10 years

rt if ur a strong independent black coffee who don't need no cream

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yooooo this went nuclear 🤪🤪🤪nothing to promote but I did get second in the science fair in third grade for a Rube Goldberg made of legos 🥵🥵👀👀 ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐʸ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵃ ⁱˢ @ᵉᵐᵐᵃᵐᵍᵃʳᵗᵒⁿ

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