stop asking me how bad your pee would smell if you ate this. just as bad as it would smell if you ate the equivalent amount in normal sized asparagus probably. i am not the asparagus pee doctor
if men are allowed to be obsessed with that cow girl with the sports dad, the rest of us are allowed to be obsessed with the average white lsu guy with the cigar. that’s just simple math everybody. run the numbers
CAN ANYBODY FIND MEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMBODY TO dm for like a week and maybe add each other on snap or even exchange numbers and play 8ball pool with and then forget about each other 2 weeks later
90% of females quoting and replying are like “YES GIRL” and all the males are like “hmmm actually when we do this we are right and also you are little tiny poo poo baby”
the last time I went bowling was probably 2016 and yet every day in the last week I have been plagued by the realization that I cannot go bowling until this pandemic is over
yes, taylor released a near perfect album during quarantine. what did i do? lied to almost half a million people about what asparagus looks like. clear winner if u ask me
yooooo this went nuclear 🤪🤪🤪nothing to promote but I did get second in the science fair in third grade for a Rube Goldberg made of legos 🥵🥵👀👀 ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐʸ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵃ ⁱˢ @ᵉᵐᵐᵃᵐᵍᵃʳᵗᵒⁿ