joel embiid’s left meniscus @no_talent_shan Twitter profile

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joel embiid’s left meniscus

@no_talent_shan

6 years

my student loan account is locked for an hour bc i entered my password wrong twice. who the hell do they think is trying to break in and pay my loans for me. why would i want to prevent that. Pleas let them in

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7 years

The two genders

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3 years

Brinkley and Kelby

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

Elizabeth Warren has officially surpassed Hillary Clinton in my power rankings of “self-described feminists causing irreparable harm to any legitimate understanding of the feminist project”

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@no_talent_shan

7 months

ok literally

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@KindaHagi

7 months

the way taylor swift talks in interviews is so interesting it’s like she was homeschooled and figuring out what type of slang she can get away with around a regular person

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Ja Rule has done more damage to the 1% than the Democrats have

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4 months

bf thought that sufjan stevens was just cat stevens after he changed his name when he converted to islam

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

Cory booker asked bernie “why does my girlfriend like you better than Me” and king bernie said “because she’s smarter than you” lmfao

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4 years

BLOOMBERG LITERALLY JUST STARTED TO SAY “I BOUGHT THEM”

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

lmao even mike bloomberg would have taxed mike bloomberg more than biden intends to

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@no_talent_shan

8 years

If I get murdered please don't let teen vogue caption it "ugh"

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

lmao Taylor confirmed nazi now

The FADER

@thefader

7 years

Taylor Swift is taking legal action against a blogger who called on her to denounce the alt-right.

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@no_talent_shan

6 years

if u use your female friends as dumping grounds for all ur emotional issues u need a therapist. if youre an adult who cant maintain a genuine friendship longer than a few months u need a therapist. if u refer to gatorades by their flavor instead of their color u need a therapist

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4 years

RIP to the first draft of this tweet

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11 months

this guy i used to know just did the funniest thing possible

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4 years

postal banking doesn’t go far enough. make postal workers ordained. post office wedding

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4 years

Someone explain to me the scenario in which Joe Biden wins this election

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4 years

have we talked about this

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

dating older men seems cool until you realize they tweet like elon musk

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3 years

thanks to tiktok i know who these two teenagers are and that they hate each other

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3 years

An annoying thing about fitness is that you honestly do feel better all around with good conditioning

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7 years

In 2013 Lil B was the only person I DMed

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7 months

this is not a real person. this fails the Turing test

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@no_talent_shan

6 years

democrats looking at the minimum wage

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@dril

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"Hwhoo!! That's a lot of zeroes" - me after seeing the amount of money of $12.00

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@michaelwhitney Brooklyn & Krooblyn

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

when u can't think of any real political commentary but u gotta keep posting

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

We have to keep working 10 times harder than everyone else. There’s nothing else to do. I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment in the people I know who have allowed their upper middle class academic bubble to delude them about the realities of the working class’s pain.

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

I am really tired of canvassing, my body aches. I am tired of making phone calls that make me sob. I am tired of meeting new people every day in every corner of the country with horror stories I will never forget about the systems that the liberal elite insist are good enough.

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

I’m gonna go ahead and call this a no-take-backs situation since you used the Washington fucking Post to tell thousands of people it’s feminist to protect powerful creeps as long as it’s politically convenient. Your damage has been done

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4 years

Just talked to a woman who’s undecided and started crying on the phone. She likes Bernie but Beto’s endorsement is making her second guess it. She’s terrified of nominating someone who can’t win but she just had a family member pass away from the flu because he was uninsured.

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4 years

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I got a Wonder Woman tattoo before the gal gadot film adaptations and now I look like an IDF supporter

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8 years

life comes at you fast

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8 months

Cars should not exist that are big enough to strike the *upper chest* of someone who’s 6’7

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

8 months

From Philadelphia Police Department: Kelly Oubre Jr. was struck in the upper chest area by a silver vehicle traveling at a high-rate speed on Saturday night. The car fled the scene. In addition to broken ribs, Oubre has injuries to his hip and right leg.

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

god grant me the serenity 2accept the dms i cannot slide into.. the courage to slide into the dms i can.. & the wisdom 2know the difference

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7 years

im a MARXIST M A R X Im lonely S T

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4 years

people are really out here watching cops on tiktok when they could be watching grade-A himbo first responders on tiktok

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4 years

@EvelKneidel Yes

People for Bernie

@People4Bernie

4 years

. @CoryBooker and @BernieSanders discuss @rosariodawson #DNC2020

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4 years

Just had an older woman invite me into her home who’s deciding between Bernie and Biden, but when I started telling her about M4A eliminating private health insurance she goes “oh hell yeah! Yeah we should!” NO ONE LIKES INSURANCE COMPANIES!!!

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7 years

Court be like

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@no_talent_shan

6 years

hey while you’re here u can Venmo me to help with my ridiculous amount of student debt

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

*police systematically kill black ppl with impunity* *someone, somewhere, eats pepperoni pizza* vegan: these things are the same

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5 years

B ernie sanders b E rnie sanders be R nie sanders ber N ie sanders bern I e sanders berni E sanders bernie S anders bernie s A nders bernie sa N ders bernie san D ers bernie sand E rs bernie sande R s bernie sander S

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2 years

guaranteed to be the Worst Bite of your entire life

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5 years

My mom’s friend just had a baby and she said her friend didn’t want to circumcise but the husband insisted on it so I asked what religion he was & my mom said “nothing, he just wanted to do it. That way their penises will look the same” ???? Like ??????? What

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8 years

@grabmybutstick @CarlBeijer @katherinejnowak @alexnpress

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7 years

Reminder that liberal concern trolling about the status of women & poc on the left has nothing to do with caring for women & poc on the left

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8 years

when u get to the New Years party and there's a fucking pig in the kitchen

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Activism 👏 WORKS 👏

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

you: *political jokes carefully formulated to go viral* Me: an update since 4 mins ago.. still depressed ,also i lost my appletv remote agai

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7 years

OUT: send nudes IN: send me an picture without any coles on please

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4 years

my mom got baby goats. press f to pay respects

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

@TexasGOP lol

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7 years

a member of SJP.........took one of our cupcakes and................... ............ ....................threw it out

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@no_talent_shan

6 years

North Jersey dot com... thank you

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7 years

me normally: I hate when ppl don't take me seriously bc of my age me when i Fuck up: look. Im basically a child

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

from one feminist to another it’s really embarrassing to see other girls volunteering for liz warren instead of bernie! extremely selfish to think that indulging your personal “madame president” fantasy is more important than protecting ALL women’s actual best interests!!!

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me adding my exes on the BERN app

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Donate to your local socialist organization & recruit another woman every time Amanda erases socialist feminism

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Liberals don't know how to win because they're literally repulsed by the concept of building solidarity

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@no_talent_shan

5 years

booked my tickets to iowa baby let’s do the damn thing !!!! bernie sanders!!!!!!

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@BrandyBeansH it’s a valid suggestion

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

[ME IN A BAR YELLING] BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS CAPITALISM KILLED? HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS CAPITALIDM KILLED??

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

u.s. senator cory booker is rly out here tweeting links to defend himself to twitter user @bro_pair

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Every leftist I know is posting FB statuses about ADAPT's bravery. Every "progressive Democrat" I know is posting about "brave" Republicans.

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

lmao it's come to my attention the nazi rally in Berkeley is called "no Marxism in America".. like & RT if ur pumped to say YES to MARXISM 👏

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

marx: cool how theres 1000s of workers mindlessly producing superfluous goods to enrich capital while the workers themselves can barely subsist. Normal World smith: wow its almost like theyre supposed to produce surplus value and not stuff people actually need????? but ok go off

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5 years

really tired of people thinking political participation is a good thing in its own right lmao like stanning for mayor pete in the year of our lord 2020 is not valuable just because you’re “doing something”!!!!!!

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@no_talent_shan

5 years

mainstream political media be like

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

it’s really as simple as the fact that joe biden is a weaker candidate than hillary clinton was with as many if not more liabilities and a harder election to win running against an incumbent. and hillary lost. there’s literally no reason to expect biden to perform better.

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Ever since my mom heard Drake say “last name ever, first name greatest” she’s started saying “last name ever, first name best dog” whenever one of our dogs does something cute

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

u come at the king u best not miss

Evil Neck Hag

@xhersian

4 years

Why Martha read her like that 😭😂

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3 years

my friend

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Congrats to the fucking #Resistance for spoon feeding Trump the bullshit language to condemn a leftist martyr killed while protesting Nazis

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@no_talent_shan

5 years

The neighbor dog just walked herself over to politely wait for our dogs to be let out to play

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@no_talent_shan

8 years

"raandy makes jokes online" - @chrislhayes on @randygdub

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@no_talent_shan

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making friends as an adult is easy when you own a steely dan tshirt

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

If you are nearby and able to travel between now and Saturday: GO TO SOUTH CAROLINA FOR BERNIE 🙏 Canvassing makes a big difference. We are far closer than anyone would’ve guessed in SC and every single canvassing conversation helps move the needle.

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3 years

I watched midsommar for the first time last night and frankly u guys are into some wacky shit

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

The floor is paying your child support #HappyFathersDay

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5 years

3 YEARS IN THE GYM AND I JUST GOT MY FIRST EVER STRICT PULL-UPS BIIIIIIITTCCHHHHHHHHHH I AM HOLLERING

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

so much for the tolerant left..

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

does a single teenager read teen vogue or is the audience for this 100% woke adults

Teen Vogue

@TeenVogue

4 years

"The sex in porn is not a how-to guide for real-life sex, just like driving in The Fast and the Furious is not a guide for real-life driving."

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@no_talent_shan

5 years

clara jeff is truly among the dumbest people receiving an income for allegedly having political insight

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@no_talent_shan

5 years

my coworkers shuffling me away from the executive team when i start talking about marx in the open plan office

Samantha Gilbert-Janizek

@exoplamets

5 years

Anyways, today I learned that mountain goats are an invasive species in Olympic National Park and apparently the solution is to airlift them to the Cascades so...enjoy

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

Yes, one might call it a litmus test

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

can you imagine if therapy was free and 80% of your options didn't have 4-8 week waitlists? u could actual deal w your mental health lmao

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@no_talent_shan

5 years

believing that twitter spats with socialists are a major factor in a presidential election is part of why your candidate lost the easiest race imaginable in 2016 but go off i guess

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@no_talent_shan

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I'm grateful for the women of the dirtbag left resisting our constant erasure by liberal feminists & others. We are here and real and good 💁

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@no_talent_shan

7 years

henlo marx helllo you STINKY MARX go write a manifesto ugly

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@no_talent_shan

4 years

The year is 2371. We have mastered intergalactic space travel and constructed a sentient android. We sleep fully dressed in our work uniforms on a fold-out futon, using a single couch pillow and no covering but a top sheet, the underside of which is covered in sequins.

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4 years

Was thinking back on my most repulsive drinking habits and just discovered that 151 was discontinued in 2016. This mf really said “we gotta get Shannon through college first”