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@toneill92
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3 years
@dallydoodles @appuntito160 hey honey, there’s another tiktok couples trend but this ones a little weird, for this one we have to do high interval intensity training
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@toneill92
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10 months
lmao
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@toneill92
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9 months
@hastifliche Wow do you mind if I share this on LinkedIn? Its a business and employment-focused social media platform that works through websites and mobile apps. It was launched on May 5, 2003.[6] Since December 2016, it has been a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.[7] The platform is pri
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@toneill92
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1 year
Got a new shirt
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@toneill92
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4 months
Mets in June:
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All it took was the Mets being a little more gay for them to finally remember how to play baseball in the month of June
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@toneill92
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1 month
@pleas4nt if you search "from:[username] [keyword]" sometimes you have to select latest instead of top before it shows you anything
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@toneill92
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7 years
@AlGiordano it literally comes from this tweet
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@toneill92
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3 years
@lavenderashtray my landlord barged into my apartment (didn’t stop him but also certainly didn’t invite him in) to argue over complaints and one of his (many) responses to “but….it’s the law” was “this is America. do you get everything the law says you should get? i don’t” ok cool man
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2 months
@Bjorksbxtch is she okay
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@toneill92
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4 years
@crookedroads770 @StephenKing more like horrorIBLE writing
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@toneill92
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10 months
@TNOQuoProQuid rfk's political growth cut short by his assassination is one of the more tantalizing what-if's of that era
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5 years
@Nicely_Done_ @Reuters a thirty foot woman
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@toneill92
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8 months
@yc The strongest “look at my lawyer dawg” scenario I’ve ever seen
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@toneill92
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4 years
@ljhoffmanjr @thehill it’s paint larry
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4 years
@lakehighlia he’s eating beans!
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5 years
@TianaTheFirst it’s extrmely good he’s dead
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@toneill92
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4 years
people are posting the vanity fair cover of their birth month and holy shit
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@toneill92
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6 years
@Berttheoriginal @ursamonroe @zer0jack @lordeismixed so symbolically the specificity of a black pride flag is aimed toward celebrating the intersection of their blackness and queerness
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@toneill92
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6 years
@Berttheoriginal @ursamonroe @zer0jack @lordeismixed historically and (still today) many LGBT+ folks who also are people of color (rightfully, imo) feel that at times they are excluded from the movement
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@toneill92
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6 years
@VR0NLINE yeah baby this is one fanboy who gets it
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11 months
@prophethusband Rome wasn’t built as the Roman’s do
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@toneill92
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4 years
@perjurytraphaus @robwhisman yeah people forget that reconstruction was actually sorta working before the north basically traded it for the presidency in the compromise of 1877
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@toneill92
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2 months
A saintly archivist has uploaded Who Let the Mets Out (rerecorded by the baha men themselves and complete w samples of fran healy and gary cohen calls) to youtube. This is a big day for me and I have downloaded a copy so I never have to go without it again.
@toneill92
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3 years
i took my account off private for the sole purpose of asking this guy about a parody song he made over 20 years ago and he didn’t seem to understand that i would like him to send it to me.
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@toneill92
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4 years
@bobby_segovia @SareneLeeds @ddannynnn @AOC it almost seems like it’s deliberately laying blame at AOCs feet lmao
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7 years
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4 years
@gqsoulfulstoner @demswatchdog trump signed the bill that gave me 600 bucks. biden hasn’t given me anything
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5 years
@2beaux @SethAMandel Seth was a guest at a WH party just after the pittsburgh shooting. seems a tad calculated and careerist. but who knows!
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4 years
@SpicyChickenTog @MrAlAnderson it was meant to prove a point about the assumption of a child being straight until proven otherwise but was executed very hamfisted/annoyingly.
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@toneill92
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3 years
@pannekook @lavenderashtray please refer to original tweet as far as that’s concerned
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@toneill92
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6 years
@PHILincelmo @peterdaou @trash_ebooks do i need to reevaluate my classification of people (read: accounts) as being either “good” or “bad”
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@toneill92
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7 years
@WheresMyArk_23 @rp4freedom1st @davidhogg111 (we should take this guys guns specifically imo)
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5 years
it’s absolutely wild that cnn literally changed the color/contrast on sanders to make him look more ill like the grass looks weirdly discolored and you can even find the original video every time i think they don’t have the capacity to surprise me im proven wrong.
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@toneill92
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8 months
I’m sure she’s great but “has a bachelor’s degree in business” is very funny
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@toneill92
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5 years
@mizabitha @feraljokes damn wtf do you have a newsletter
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1 month
A cinematic end to Eric Adams presser. Chants of RESIGN while camera slowly zooms out.
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@toneill92
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4 years
@Ariesgirl401 @Naddleez shut up. cops are abducting people and putting them in vans and you’re like “let’s just hear them out” pathetic
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6 months
@grace_roso Alright this is the last straw I’ll listen to silver Jews
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6 months
@wifeoftoast I work in cybersecurity and this isn’t exactly my area but you can def look through that in a safe way if you ask the right people
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7 years
@AmandaMarcotte Are you suggesting leftist women are only leftist to impress men and not due to their own convictions or is this homophobia
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7 years
A short story about Al Giordano in three parts. Al I do not want to be your friend.
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@toneill92
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6 years
@cakehler @IsaacFitzgerald they’re specifically there to interpret the constitution for starters. and as of now every woman you know technically has the right to an abortion. that’s a right that will go away. but you don’t care. as long as you don’t need that right. you selfish piece of shit
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@toneill92
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4 years
@edburmila @arielxpink no no but understandable mistake. panoptigan is a company famous for its fleeces/coats
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1 year
@HDMW18 @twowheeledweird @flcro @scottlong1980 Robert Spencer is a racist right wing hack
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@toneill92
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5 years
@Nicole_Cliffe first: taken right before she realized i was taking a pic second: taken right after she realized i was taking a pic
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@toneill92
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7 years
Bae: come over & engage in globalist symbolism Me: can't, busy bein nationalist/ protectionist Bae: I'll give u oil money for arms deals Me:
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1 year
@jon_bois I show the Randall Cunningham vid to a lot of people I trust and aren’t familiar w you
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@toneill92
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7 years
@richhomiekhan @noah07lawson @ihaveaNDEA tweetdeck and it fucking rules. this is what the whole thing looks like
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5 years
@notsofiacoppola @kenklippenstein he changed it to joseph fortnite biden last week
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6 years
@cakehler @IsaacFitzgerald love too have rights taken away from me
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1 year
@HeheWaitWhut How do you miss a button on a polo
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1 year
@briangaar Kinane stray smells like personal gripe idk
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7 years
@pluckita @yungxashy Yeah my first thought was abuse as well
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10 months
@JaneOst_ @ettingermentum ☆。 ★。 ☆ ★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。\|/。★ WITH INFORMATION ON SWINE FLU THROUGHOUT ★。/|\。★ 。 ☆。☆。☆ ☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
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7 years
It's four in the morning and I can't stop looking at flat earth memes god help me
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7 years
hello can i please get an extension on my paper as the state has given up maintaining even the facade of honest governance
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7 years
@BretStephensNYT Every article you write is based on the premise of moral panic. Lol are you kidding me
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5 years
@TheVandelay @miniyodadude @databrightcrest @BlankSmash also the numerous stories of her abusing anyone that works for her ????
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4 years
@voodoolx @nxthompson @EmilyDreyfuss yeah that's why they're downloading them. it's r/datahoarder
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5 years
im doing politics by posting pics #hotboysforbernie
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8 months
@bookofflesh @Kalyoshika 🫵guy who doesn’t think video games are art
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11 months
@Noahpinion @Staroxvia Made up a person in your head to get mad at
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7 years
For some reason this is deeply embarrassing.
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25 days
Braves getting shut out in the playoffs
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1 year
@cooperlund @hammerito Just say you hate the gals having fun
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1 year
@_unwell really funny to imagine the person who doesn't get this but thinks they understand his work
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Homer will continue to strangle Bart in ‘THE SIMPSONS’ “It is in the DNA of the series” (Source: )
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4 years
@Nnayonce @TheeAuthoress ...he broke a strike
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11 years
Made a sex playlist. http://t.co/uQyoVvVLPd
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7 months
@jpbrammer What news bring you of the queen, sire????
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4 years
@helen he’s cranking it
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7 years
@ivieani @DICKBYAIR “Officer-involved shooting” the way they bend over backwards using euphemisms to blunt the impact of the fact that the police just murdered someone is fucking gross
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5 years
@mags_mclaugh delete this
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5 years
@BelkissObadia @g0rrin weird response to a tweet praising a concern for the public good from somebody with “still with her” in their bio lmao “ain’t happening”
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10 months
@jackdwagner both John and Paul in one man
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4 years
@parrotkind the dark tower series was good. but this tweet was bad.
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7 years
@imillhiser this is a bad tweet and you should prob delete it
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@friend7code @ty_landis looks like richard jewell
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8 years
@jonnysun I thought air bud was air bud for millennials
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@mokoneko_ @pissvortex It’s really hard to find a 1:1 equivalent but imo it‘s more akin to a cocktail being named after Jim Crow or something, which I’d hope we’d both agree is bad
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6 years
@andrea_kisiner @peterdaou I think maybe that can be said about Guantanamo but with the disclaimer that if obama invested political capital he could’ve gotten it done. Drone strikes (via JSOC mostly I think, CIA too) and ICE are under control the executive branch so they’re directed by the WH.
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@toneill92
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7 years
I will accept it if the US Navy does not.
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US Navy: Penis in sky drawn by jet trail was 'unacceptable'
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@toneill92
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8 years
Okay I made one. Richard Spencer getting punched in the face feat. @TitusAndronicus
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6 years
@cakehler @IsaacFitzgerald you do know what the supreme court is right. like, what it does.
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7 years
@DianneFeinstein Please do not
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4 months
@HathornRobert @US_Stormwatch Where is this said in a science journal? Surely you have a link
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2 months
@kadey180 @collarpilled @xX_R1OT @juul_survivor This is not a take that’s based in reality. Not answering someone who flat out ignored you saying you’re not interested is the best course of action. “Ah well they ignored my polite boundary, I’m sure they’ll listen to the next one”
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4 years
@SareneLeeds @BeerdedTavo @AOC hey maybe if you have to go up and down this thread making the same reply to everyone, you should just delete the bad tweet
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@toneill92
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6 years
@andrewcuomo yes you have proven to us youre a bad leader, that is correct
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1 year
@SBondyNYDN How do you cover New York basketball professionally and not appreciate the liberty? You’re not just a guy, this is your job. You’re doing great brother, no notes
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