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Best moment of Miller’s career btw

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Tj Miller says Ryan Reynolds was a nobody before #Deadpool and he changed after its success

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Still so crazy to me that they fuck in the original cut of the film when one of the main reasons why the final cut works so well is how entirely unexpressed so much of that attraction and intimacy inevitably is and how that adds to the cumulative tragedy of the ending

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in the mood for love (2000)

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Gonna be completely honest if you skip the Melfi sequences and the dream sequences you just straight up shouldn’t be watching The Sopranos lol

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5 months

when you never skip the intro, the melfi scenes, or dream sequences

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Never gonna forgive nerds in the 2000s for convincing people this sucks

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THE MATRIX RELOADED (2003)

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Crazy how he’s respectful and generous to a fault even when answering the most brain dead, mind numbing possible criticisms of his films

Variety

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6 months

Martin Scorsese on criticism of ‘Flower Moon’s’ 3+ hour runtime: “Not every film is for every person...I don’t know if it’s something that will be universally accepted. This one felt right [at this length], and I felt that while I was watching it.”

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Would totally love to see Pattinson’s take on Feyd, not even gonna comment on how awful Styles or Holland would be

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2 years

It is reported that Barry Keoghan, Robert Pattinson, Harry Styles, and Tom Holland are being eyed to play Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen in ‘DUNE: PART TWO’ Who would you like to see in the role?

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8 months

One of the most terrifying personifications of pure, wretched evil I’ve ever seen in a film. Sad that such an insane late career turn is getting so ignored this year

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8 months

I know there is more interesting narratives or whatever (Riverdale to Haynes, Downey Jr making real movies again, etc) but De Niro as William Hale is for me, by far the greatest supporting role of the year.

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Most actors would be lucky to have 2 performances this good in general, not to mention in the same fucking year

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1999 Tom Cruise

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The Mission: Impossible series is a 7 film saga about how brunette women are graced by the light of God and blonde women are the devil incarnate

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One of the most hateful, evil, technically marvelous American blockbusters ever made. What the movies are for essentially

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Bad Boys II (2003) Dir. Michael Bay

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Really surprised by how genuinely sympathetic to leftist perspectives Oppenheimer is after people have spent years calling Nolan a conservative/fascist and some of the legitimately troubling conservative notions of his Batman films

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One of the most unconscionably bleak movies ever financed and released by the Hollywood studio system, even after 4 viewings I’m still astonished that this thing exists. Maybe THE definitive ending of the 2020s, stuns me to my core every time

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7 months

NRW w/ my dad

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This one’s rep as the epic to end all epics didn’t even remotely prepare for how much of this is a psychologically jagged portrait of messianic worship turned tragic. What the movies are for really, frames of towering vistas turned bloody and rancid. (Also this is gay af)

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Now seated for a 70mm showing of (Also my first viewing of)

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Dead Reckoning doubters will not see heaven

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I like MI3 a lot but it isn't as good as any Tony Scott film I've seen

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This shit is like fucking crack to me bro

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Really funny that a lot of people straight up refuse to engage with Taxi Driver’s very obvious racial subtext. So many of Travis’s actions are driven by discriminatory animus to the point that I’d argue you can’t truly understand the movie if you aren’t willing to understand that

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The Holdovers tries so hard to ape the look of analog film that I gotta question why they didn’t just actually shoot it on film?

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With YMS discourse on the TL we should talk about the time he said he’s glad Moonlight didn’t use “shitty hip-hop music”

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@TruthsandLies14 Too late

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1 year

Best movie scenes of the year so far

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@spherection

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3 years

Yeezus is better than any Eminem album btw

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4 months

@LegoKingo Genuinely no way to justify virulent hate for Skyler unless you’re a raging misogynist tbh

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1 year

The consequences of unemployment. Now seated for round 7

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4 months

Actually one of the best nights of my life

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1 year

The journey concludes. Now seated for round 10 in IMAX 70mm

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6 months

More and more embarrassed to be a semi fan of RTJ over time

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6 months

Killer Mike shoots his shot with Taylor Swift: "If she’s into poly, me and my wife need a third"

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You know the drill. Now seated for Round 9

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1 year

I have a sickness

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4 years

@NameisMavi Nah, Kendrick has Alright, Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe, m.A.A.d city, DNA, Swimming Pools, and King Kunta which could all pretty easily beat No Role Modelz

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Cray how much worse 2049 is than every other movie here

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1 year

Funny contrast in the recents on LB

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7 months

You guys have literally no excuse to not watch this movie now

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7 months

Welcome to the public domain, THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC

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8 months

I’m the biggest Oppenheimer fan on here but in no universe lol

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8 months

let me cook

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4 months

A genuine pop art triumph and so obviously the best superhero ever made. Need another one of these things to ditch the whole cameo fest theme park ride thing and be as genuinely soulful and unabashedly earnest as this.

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4 months

Now seated for one of the like 5 or so actually great capeshit films

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RWing John Wick 4 and the people who hate the talky bits in these movies simply do not understand the joy of a prestigious character actor chewing the absolute hell out of lore dumps about blood medallions or whatever

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The idea of liking a movie but also thinking it’s “bad” is so foreign to me. If I like something and garner some amount of enjoyment or elucidation from it then I think it’s “good”

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What’s a bad movie you absolutely love & will die on that hill defending? I’ll start.

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@PunishedLobster More proof for my theory that Tom Cruise is a robot trying the absolute most to look human

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Desperately need y’all to stop posting YMS clips, taking acute psychic damage

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1 year

@thesolarcoffee Thing that makes it so awful is how the camera is constantly starting and stopping rather than moving in one continuous motion which just exposes how fake it is. Makes it feel more like a video game cutscene than an actual movie

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@NotyepElad Don’t care didn’t ask

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1 year

There’s something wrong with me. Now seated for round 8

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1 year

I’m all Oppenheimed out tbh

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1 year

You know the drill. Now seated for Round 9

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@NameisMavi Also Money Trees, ADHD, and Backseat Freestyle. Kendrick has so many songs that would beat No Role Modelz in a hit battle.

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Kind of horrific how we’ve attempted to romanticize our older gen auteurs to such an extent as to ignore or discredit the very real pain and horror they supported or caused and still often cause. As much as we want them to be, they aren’t our “epic movie grandpa”, they’re…

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5 months

RDJ deserved his win just for his delivery of “His communist bruuuuther”

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1 year

IT IS ACCOMPLISHED

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5 months

The cowboy, samurai, knight, pirate poll got me thinking and honestly has a man ever looked cooler on screen than Toshiro Mifune?

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7 months

Rocks to see the superhero industrial complex fall apart in real time

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7 months

Every CBM releasing in 2024 🍿

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@theneedledrop black midi could totally drop THE experimental rock masterpiece of the decade

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@TheDouggernaut Would so easily be the best MCU movie if they just let Raimi loose instead of giving him like three scenes where he’s allowed to be stylistically idiosyncratic

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Being completely honest tho the Dune scores are prob the first things Zimmer has actually composed anything for since at least Interstellar

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10/10 fuck it

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5 months

Really funny that Barbie fans are mad at by far the best part of the movie

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There’s something wrong with me. Now seated for round 5 in 70mm

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7 months

I mean Dunkirk isn’t a piece of sanctimonious, technically vacuous dogshit from a hack director so it’s not really a competition

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Which do you personally like more?

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I have a sickness

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@FloorKarpeting what the fuck

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@PrisonPlanet @theserfstv @YouTube @YouTubeCreators

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In what world does Nolan think he’s Godard lmao. Nolan’s good b/c he’s an entertainer who’s aware of the fact he’s an entertainer first and foremost, people who try to paint him as some faux intellectual fraud are more critiquing the popular conception of Nolan than Nolan himself

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In Memoriam segment was shockingly tasteless lol

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Reached the intermission. Holy fucking shit

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Now seated for a 70mm showing of (Also my first viewing of)

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Wish every modern film that’s “about trauma” or whatever had the balls to be this batshit insane

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Now seated for a 35mm screening of

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3 months

Was cackling with glee during this entire sequence. Absolute madman filmmaking

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3 months

This shot in Challengers (2024) is probably the best thing Luca Guadagnino has ever done.

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Bro the theater near me is doing a Morricone retrospective from May to July and the lineup is absolutely fucking insane

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1 year

Most hatable film character of the year

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Hmm idk, one of Fincher’s very best vs one of the most stupid, boneheaded, faux intelligent prestige thrillers ever released. Such a hard fucking comparison amirite

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WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CONVERSATION SCENES SHOT LIKE A FUCKING STUDENT FILM. YOU PEOPLE HAVE HUNDREDS OF FUCKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

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New footage from ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’ “Huh, Paul Rudd finally aged”

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Damn it I’m gonna watch this movie again arent I?

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best actor, best score, best editing, best sound design, best adapted screenplay, best picture...

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Honestly kinda pathetic that he’s so pedantically obsessed with some artificial conception of “legacy” that he’s unwilling to actually just be a fucking artist. He’s one of the last guys we have left who can get a huge budget on name alone and he’s choosing to hang it up early

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4 months

Quentin Tarantino has decided ‘THE MOVIE CRITIC’ will no longer be his final film and has dropped the idea. He is now back to thinking about what his final film could be. (Source: Deadline)

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Love Breaking Bad but tbh over time I’ve found myself at odds with what feels like Gilligan going easy on Walt at the finish line, vs The Sopranos where Chase basically denies both Tony and the audience any sort of catharsis, damning him to a hell of true nothingness

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Now seated for a 70mm showing of

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This is so obviously meant to make Peter look like a lame dweeb trying his hardest to be cool and edgy that it’s honestly hilarious that people took this at face value back in 2007

Guy Who Tells Hartnett He's in a TRAP Truths

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imagine being mad at this. tobey's crushing all these comedic beats

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RWed The Irishman yesterday and I think Frank Sheeran straight up might be one of Scorsese’s most despicable protagonists. Just a purely unfeeling sociopath who even after so many deaths and so many murders barely feels anything resembling regret for his horrific sins

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This is like the worst scene to hornypost about my god

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People who hate the original Blade Runner but think Blade Runner 2049 is an unimpeachable masterpiece are my most hated type of film fan

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Between The Beast, Crimes of the Future, The French Dispatch, and Dune: Part Two, Lea Seydoux might be the Queen of the 20s tbh

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1 year

Surprised more people aren’t talking about how good Benny Safdie is in Oppenheimer, love his ridiculous ass German accent

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Performance of a lifetime, Christ. Fuck the academy

Dude: An American Saga Part 1

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Thinking about this

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Now seated for a 70mm showing of

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Stunning. Maybe the only war film to truly understand war as not man vs man but man vs nature at large, a summation of our own inherent desire for dominance and violent subjugation. Yet crucially Malick never lapses into misanthropic nihilism, instead centering the struggle of

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GTA 6 looks awesome but I really hope it trades on less of the malignant nihilism that tarnishes 5 imo

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@YeezyTaughtMe72 TABOO and Imperial are both far clear of anything Big Sean has made. Denzel is also a far better rapper

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@TheeHornyyPoPo That’s 10 straight fucking years of porn man

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@YeezyTaughtMe72 L Carti’s verse was fire

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@YeezyTaughtMe72 There is literally no point to this comparison

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@thesolarcoffee Absolutely feels like 2 seasons sandwiched into one but the finale is pretty excellent either way. Perfectly anti climactic in the exact way that Barry excels at

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@theneedledrop Missing Daft Punk

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Pain and Gain is p easily Wahlberg’s finest hour imo, genuinely unbelievable performance, never gonna get anything that good from him again

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Now seated for a 70mm showing of (Also my first viewing of)

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Wanted to torture myself so I tried making a list of my top 10 fav performances in film

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Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, and Inland Empire are a cumulative 9 hour miniseries and Twin Peaks: The Return is an 18 hour movie

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Surprise surprise Michael Mann made a movie about how capitalistic enterprise degrades the mind and soul and the personal and professional contradictions inherent in the guise of a skilled professional. Ofc I loved it

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So fucking excited. Now seated for

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@TheAlexSylvian Gladstone is unimpeachable imo but the entire main trio is doing career best work imo

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Y’know some people should really just shut the fuck up sometimes

salt air..............

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Le Samouraï one of the worst movies I've ever seen

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Debates on Sydney’s talent as an actress aside (Personally think she’s p decent) but there’s def something to be said for the fact that a lot of Sydney’s peers got to make the transition to more prestige, respectable film without judgement but when she expresses a desire to do…

Film Updates

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Sydney Sweeney says her dream is to work with Martin Scorsese.

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Irma Vep has multiple scenes with Maggie Cheung in a skintight catsuit so I’m morally obligated to give it 5 stars. Also helps that it’s one of the best movies ever made

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Don’t think a film has shaken me this much since my first viewing of FWWM. Straight up maybe the best movie ever made

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Love Tarkovsky but this is one of the most pretentious fucking things I’ve ever heard in my life

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"I love Kurosawa, but I don’t like 'Throne of Blood' (1957); its finale didn’t impress me at all. The arrow that penetrates Mifune's throat is badly done. You can see it’s glued from both sides. It ruins the impression. Cinema doesn’t permit any such faults." — Andrei Tarkovsky

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