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@richhomiekhan

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anesthesiologist, terminal poster

chicago
Joined September 2011
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i see a goose that’s absolutely fucken zooted
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Your Uber driver, Ye (4.37 ☆), is outside!
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"idk man, i'm not really feeling this edible" 45 minutes later:
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when you catch your boy looking stupid thick in his romper
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dasani baffles me bro. like how do you fuck up water
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is this really this years leading rushers???? what happened to the game i love
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victoria zeller🐦💊(ONE OF THE BOYS, ‘25)
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this is so brutal for cook. can we get this guy in the end zone joe??
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lena dunham: who are you? amy schumer: i'm you, but somehow worse
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yeezy season 2.5 -- must cop
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we used to be a real country
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got up hella early but whatever it takes to land a classic @CurrenSy_Spitta 🤙🏽🤙🏽
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just got off the phone with A$AP rocky. wanted me to let you all know that it now stands for “After $ex, Always Pee”
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thinking about the inhuman amounts of anesthetic it probably took to get future down
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Me after listening to one of her hoe stories
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@CindtriIIella i know i wasn't the only one who noticed that was jack harlow's release party lmao
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@richhomiekhan
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*ASAHD reaches developmental stage of self-play* DJ khaled: congratulations. you played yourself :')
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@ChudLights yeah i forgot the word for ostrich
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@dylanali_ broke with expensive taste turns 10 this year…wonder what the statute of limitations is
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@richhomiekhan
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@ITYSL shoutout this random guy in philly we saw last night
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@yc we need to start teaching the slavic big men to become offensive linemen, forget the NBA
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@archzuger @_LarryJ_ what part of “fuckboy tiktok podcast guys” did you not get
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live sheck wes, die sheck wes
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new vince staples album with 9 tracks produced by kenny beats.....
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sabrina brier yeat fancam
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"it's in god's hands now" -- me when there's definitely still something i can do about it
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@toneill92 @noah07lawson @ihaveaNDEA so THIS is the fabled tweetdeck...i see the appeal but tbh the only thing that’s more of a hellscape than one twitter timeline is five of them
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“now, please rise for our national anthem.” ... My stummy hurt. My stummy hurt. My stummy hurt. My stummy hurt
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@KnowingBetterYT lmaooo this kid will definitely grow up to be one of those cops feigning overdose from touching fentanyl
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9 pm vs 11 pm vs 2 am
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@FourVerts incredible back to back
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oh you love the pope? name three of his songs then
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@biggerracks carti stans: he actually likes it when the songs leak it’s like guerrilla marketing and he lowkey likes to feed us loyal hungry fans playboi carti, 2019: “i hate leaks :(“
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@Luiss21_ @EJSmith94 @AllbrightNFL anesthesia MD here - intubating someone is standard practice of resuscitative efforts/CPR. return of his pulse is the more important development
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me when travis blew up...and A$AP rocky...kendrick...Q...and lil uzi...and metro boomin too
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@toneill92 @noah07lawson @ihaveaNDEA dude what cursed version of twitter are you using???
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@transyboo even by committee backfield standards, this year is supremely weak. CMC is completely in a league of his own
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@TylerIAm this all reminds me of these classics
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@ImSmilingRn every family guy watcher being oriented with conway twitty
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first update from the die lit tour: these teens are stacking four juuls on top of each other and hitting them all at once
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when trump continues to dismantle america but future put out 2 albums in 2 weeks
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@kennybeats stummy* but still true
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don't ever say lil uzi didn't shift the culture
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@ngvhi DE BLACK PANTHER RETURNS HOME
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meanwhile, offset’s solo career has taken off overseas
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@ehjovan @jaboukie cause that was at least somewhat affordable, unlike the others...
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banksy you crazy for this one!
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@damthatscrazyy dudes in comments explaining complex scientific formulas to ingest weed without having a panic attack
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@nobellsblog “this me, god dammit” yea that’s an old head
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why did the alchemist randomly cook me 😭😭😭
@Alchemist
Alchemist Type Beat
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U look like if Mysonne was from Marrakesh
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obama: what we doin? biden: gettin money obama: what they doin? biden: hatin on us
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not a review. but after hearing what my 5th grade sister went thru the other day, i got angry and wrote this today
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@IsisElliottee this goes hard, the kinda pic you put in your locket when you go to war
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@makjak saquon can’t even put up tiki numbers, cold world
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wife: come quick, he's trying to say something! baby: 8...8... me: what's that? baby: 8...888... wife: say it! baby: 8-8-8-8-808 mafia
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@WontLopez @dirtbagqueer back when 3.5 ypc workhorse numbers got you the madden cover lmaoo
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@chrissyteigen edibles cookbook otw?
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@yc a record that would be broken TWICE in the next 5 years lmao
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old heads when they see @lilyachty enjoying life
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i cannot believe what programs have the audacity to open up by default when my computer restarts
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@richhomiekhan
hk
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so “free palestine” is now anti-semitic? what a stupid comparison to draw, especially considering the horrible synagogue attack was by a white nationalist — ACTUAL anti-semites
@ZitoSalena
ZitoSalena
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This is scrawled across the wall of Allderdice High School located in Pittsburgh’s Squirrel Hill neighborhood, the predominantly Jewish community where the massacre at Tree of Life Synagogue took 11 lives in the worst attack against Jews in US history in 2018-story this afternoon
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sooooo we did a thing....
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@kennybeats the more tags stuffed in before a beat drop = higher dopamine rush when it does, clear scientific correlation
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if you get your epidemiology news from raphousetv, you’re already done
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@fredboycolor lock them up
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metro, its ramadan
@MetroBoomin
Metro Boomin
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everybody eats this summer
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? http://t.co/zNcKpH7FT6
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when i heard metro boomin’s voice cameo in the new spider-man movie
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i asked the love of my life to marry me.... and she said yes! 💞💍💫
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@milkyy_tweets “that bitch is dead” party balloons for sure
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@AP @DrewTheChemist of course they did, whether it was ISIS or not they will always take credit and everyone will believe them, perpetuating the same cycle
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put america in rice
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@slowbloom21 @_mikefocused_ @ModelBoyMani @jessethechef carlos mencia??!! what year is it 😂😭😭😭
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when the strangers you met off the internet haven't murdered you yet >>>>
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young thug: old english, 800 capsules of molly 7 year old me: just be very still, i ain’t gonna hurt anybody
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crow in the background of Jumpman crooning like http://t.co/vxxGgcJIsm
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@father His influence is eternal
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@kennybeats “it’s not supposed to go like this!”
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for sale welcome placard never used
@Scaramucci
Anthony Scaramucci
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It will never get old. I am humbled and blessed to be here. @POTUS
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@shegonsuck gentrified chopped not slopped
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BREAKING: old people die
@CarlBialik
Carl Bialik
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75 years after Pearl Harbor, the number of surviving WWII veterans is falling fast
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how it started how it ended
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DS2 vinyl
@TVsKevinLanigan
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You can technically be sworn into the presidency on anything. Doesn't have to be a Bible. What would you be sworn in on?
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ok here it is. the official, comprehensive future march madness bracket. 64 songs. share, RT, save and post, idk just spread this i wanna see it everywhere
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me fully accepting Guatemala as the song of the summer
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when i tell you this is how it was, it really was
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i’ll just be honest folks — i’m here to brag
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now that you’re here...i got fire on deck. two beats in here, let’s work. youtube in bio, hmu for more
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when i'm manning the aux and get asked to put on literally anything else besides what i'm playing
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we have a whole baby together now that’s wild
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“imagine someone in 2012 telling you that A$AP Rocky’s only hope to be freed from a Swedish prison was Kanye West and Kim Kardashian leveraging their powerful political connections to have President Donald Trump make the call”
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@archzuger @_LarryJ_ too late comrade it appears i “ratio’d” you
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300mg propofol, infusion at 250mcg/kg/min 6mg versed 200mcg fentanyl 50mg ketamine 20mcg precedex
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@CableThanos_ if one of the three ends up as a dependable starter but not quite a star
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yeah sure dude lol
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