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4 years

it just hit me who mayor pete reminds me of

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bernie’s age is all the more reason to elect him. every president lives to be like 96. this may be our one chance to preserve him. i call this the pickled bernie initiative

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8 years

just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio

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8 years

i think i'd like to have one of those youtube channels where every video thumbnail is this bullshit

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4 years

since we're all talking jackass here's 2006 me jumping a frozen creek on a bike

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4 years

observational humor is about to get weird. like hey guys you know how when you go into my kitchen specifically

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4 years

here is my first donation to bernie. each time one of his supporters insults me, i will remove a dollar. good luck :)

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5 years

feeling just okay. send pet pics but crop them really poorly

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5 years

this is like one of those things where if you eat a 72oz steak you don’t have to pay for it

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Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities.

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6 years

what if mrs. doubtfire had started in the middle of the story and we just slowly figured out what dude was up to

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@robwhisman

5 years

weed is a total gateway drug. i know a guy who got addicted to HEROIN while in prison for weed

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5 years

i’m rubbing my head after getting a cavity filled. dental assistant says, “aw do you wanna tylenol?” i say please and she leaves to get me one. $15 on the bill. i thought she meant, like, from her purse

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When did you become radicalized by the U.S. health care non-system?

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5 years

i am asking you nicely to vote for bernie sanders to be president please

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10 years

i did it. i designed the best dorm poster of all time http://t.co/cA7jSw3QfH

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5 years

i will be voting for whichever candidate promises the most jobs, those things we all hate that suck ass

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8 years

man it seems as if all my friends are either getting married, having kids, or are my third friend blake

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9 years

okay thanks http://t.co/xQpctehYfB

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6 years

if i were on my death bed i would simply ask to move beds

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12 years

woah did you know if u start metallica's master of puppets exactly 1 min 21 sec into paul blart mall cop the girl i invited over will leave

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10 years

"there's really no way to prevent these school shootings," reports nation that took two weeks to ban four loko

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10 years

reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback

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5 years

@MarkDice @AOC remember when you called the cops on a rap song

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9 years

i dunno why i did this but here are movie posters with the titles replaced with jaden smith tweets http://t.co/l8IxFX6ROC

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5 years

@benshapiro the harvard admissions committee doesn’t care about your feelings

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12 years

sick of these pseudo "hipsters" in their abercrombie & fitch shirts who probly can't even name one abercrombie & fitch album

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4 years

@TheChrisChallis @JoeConchaTV this is just simply not true. some of us are celebrating at a steakhouse

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4 years

check out this guy i found who existed three years before fight club came out

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12 years

don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy "the player" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller "the game"

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12 years

i always say "happy holidays" just in case you celebrate toyotathon instead of honda days

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7 years

@randygdub @charliekirk11 this is the guy who blacks out and shits himself when he sees a photo of venezuela right

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8 years

most normies known alan rickman from the harry potter movies. not me. i knew him from the books

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6 years

@rachelmillman took an edible at a hotel. went to the indoor pool. took me a full minute to figure out i had to push the door to open it. because it said “pool”

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5 years

oh, free healthcare is a “pie in the sky” idea? hm well there is also an idiom that says “easy as pie” so i guess that cancels your thing out huh. if you wanna just start saying things are pies

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10 years

so pumped for this http://t.co/5erj3WtFem

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5 years

my world

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5 years

no one who works 40 hours a week should

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