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Larva From Delmarva

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We still out here grinchin

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statistics book

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marking you down as "none"

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my political ideology is whatever leads to this

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Oh my fucking god.

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I opened pandora's box and some weird little freaks came out?!

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Delightful

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hear me out

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Lmao

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Lmao

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Lmao

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Just straight up stealing this. Sorry not gonna RT a libertarian.

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Seinfeld lays out the main archetypes of "strange" people Kramer: true eccentric Jerry: empty bored observer who seeks out strange people for stimulation George: rejects normalcy out of grievance Elaine: fails to perform normalcy to own standards due to self consciousness

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The Irishman is a reimagining of Little Women. What if instead of women, they were men? And what if instead of being small, they were Irish?

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Larva From Delmarva

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I ate my cake and now my cake is gone? Mods!

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Libertarians are having a normal one

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Looks like meat's back onthe menu boys

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Lol

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6 years

The main difference between Ayn Rand and Hitler is: it would be trivially easy to convince Hitler to kill Ayn Rand and almost impossible to convince Ayn Rand to kill Hitler.

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@penandjen One to two. Underwear doesn't impact laundry volume much so I don't see a problem with your regimen. Undie away.

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Okay I can see now why the media is good

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Stallone at 75 looks like something an AI spit out with the prompt "old man sigma grindset"

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@cambrian_era I feel like I'm crazy often because people are weird.

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I'd check it out

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7 years

Consdier this: when you bomb any nation you're bombing cuties. you're killling hot moms. your causing that feel when no gf

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@zlingerrr The goose is eager to transition to a new economic system

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The US would be so much cooler if the Appalachians were 2.5x taller

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5 years

Dudes gotta rock no matter the cost

The Hill

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Pence says he and Trump will continue to shake hands despite coronavirus

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Slate currently has two different "big dicks are bad" stories on their front page if anyone is seeking that content for whatever reason.

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ADHD is an adaptation for spotting and capturing small game. 100%. If you have ADHD it means your ancestors ate varmints and you would benefit from more little critters in your diet.

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@WiserExecutive I'd arm him so he could protect her

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On a scale of 0 ("I've never glimpsed a spreadsheet at my job") to 10 ("I fully have an Excel job") how Excel is your job?

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@butleriano no

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@domigan yeah he shattered the backboard here

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@sesameallergy Hair is a bit too sexy

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Abolish VICE

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2016: Millenials Are Killing Napkins 2017: Millenials Are Killing Sex 2018: Millenials Are Killing Rats 2019: Millenials Are Killing Landlords

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Trump has more brain worms than Biden but Trump's worms live in a perfect state of symbiosis with their host.

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Larva From Delmarva

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3 years

Fully inspired by this tweet btw

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*guy about to invent gargoyles* nice castle, but you know what’s missing? some little fucking freaks on the roof

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Kurt Cobain would have stayed really cool until 2021 then he would have done an NFT ad where he sang "Ape Me"

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It's 2018 and men are supporting eachother like never before

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Tony Husband

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Police and fire attending huge explosion which shook downtown #Nashville at 06.30.

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Larva From Delmarva

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My client went to the Israel rally. He's a vet and pretty invested in the War On Terror. But I think the rally was too fash for him and it freaked him out. He's been reading about the history of the region nonstop since then and wants a ceasefire now.

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7 years

oh fuck

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4 years

I just asked for 2 bud lights

Super 70s Sports

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103 years old. Beat Covid. Asked for a fucking Bud Light. Top that.

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yeah I'm AGNOSTIC A vid gamer G ame lover N intendo addict O rgone believer S ublime fan T rue gamer I love gaming C atholic

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Larva From Delmarva

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I fucking love Giger bringing the mf tea

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HORRIBLE NORMIE: people don't "do a sex". they HAVE sex. ME, SWEATY: property is theft lol

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Creedence

The Rational Romantic

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There should he a band like the Beach Boys but for fishing instead of surfing

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My favorite scholarly debate is the size of the Pre-Columbian population of the Americas. The stakes are pretty high for obvious reasons. But the more you delve into the grit of the debate the more you realize: nobody has any fucking idea how many people were here.

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Please, I need the number

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This has got to be in the running for the most disgusting stunt the Economist has ever pulled.

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Not the right aesthetic for the game imo

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If you study the oil industry deeply enough you will see that some are profiting from this finite resource.

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$5 gas is not an accident. It's not an unintended consequence. It's by design.

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One of the strongest candidates I've seen for a product invented and marketed by AI without any form of human intervention

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"We Will Adopt Your Baby"

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@internettara420 libertarian does not want to resort to court system to stop faving of post

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@machinegrlkelly Fucking dying at anthropology type communism

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@SonjaAgora Are you seriously saying that people don't have the right to test the milk THEY PURCHASED FROM YOU for disease?

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[Trying to have sex with Jennifer Coolidge specifically because she was the MILF in American Pie] wait, so you're saying you're sexually experienced? Sorry that's not my thing.

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I lent an old/former friend five hundred bucks like seven years ago and soon after they disappeared from all socials. Then like a year ago they paid me back out of nowhere. Now we send eachother a meme every month or so. I never asked about what happened. A perfect relationship.

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Did somebody do this yet?

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I love living in the imperial core and telling people that we're the bad guys. Best of both worlds.

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@MarxianDialogu1 Hold on you're saying they didn't get top surgery in the Bronze Age?

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Buff old guys get FREE soda now. Just grab it and walk out of the store.

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What if assassins creed was set in late 90s Connecticut?

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the US govt doesn't deserve American aesthetics

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This shit is so funny

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Like clockwork, with the change in presidential administrations, Republicans suddenly think the economy is getting worse while Democrats think it’s getting better, repeating the pattern. More Republicans now think things are getting worse than last April!

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What is even Eve Barlow's motivation for trying to pin synagogue vandalism on BLM?

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@housetrotter Ice feels nice but comes at a price

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@TH0MASBAHAMA *every guy simultaneously* damn its me

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Whenever I see a picture of the Red Scare girls i have the intrusive thought "they eat bandaids".

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OK OK settle down

thomas violence

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the american mind would turn to goop if presented with queensland. it would shatter into a million pieces if presented with western australia

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@damienredicamn1 @kept_simple Both round. Both in the sky. I could go on.

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Columbus ended war and slavery in the Americas.

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Prior to Columbus, this was the reality of life in the Americas. War, slavery, & human sacrifice on a monumental scale. Then in 1492 Columbus brought Christ & His Gospels to the new world and in doing, made more converts for Christ since St. Paul

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cop

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what’s his secret?

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What song is their boombox playing?

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Peter Daou is going full circle. He will cleanse the streets of his own young brownshirt self. If he had a time machine he would murder baby Daou. He is shining so bright that it burns my eyes.

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The moral leaders are not in elected office. They're on the streets.

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@SimoneJS95 @MaJaPe @boy____troy We've all been there

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@bonerhitler Excuse chef

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@Goodtweet_man White helmets transported 650 military flights to be stored on a mountain.

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If she has 4 calling birds, 3 French hens and 2 turtle doves she's run through.

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When you kill me, that's politics. When I kill you, that's economy.

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Simply grow a large crop. It's that simple.

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I think about this often

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Notice that the message is not "unsubscribe".

Casey Explosion

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Hey, no Netflix today! Don't watch anything on the service. Solidarity with the employee walkout.

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Stop waiting for ALAB and start working in a lab.

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Two year olds are alot like stupidpol and "right wing populists". The jobs they think are cool are cop, fireman, miner, farmer, construction worker, truck driver, and tugboat captain. All computer jobs suck shit.

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on god?