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smooch enjoyer | GED | IQ under 83 | little league hall of famer (6x champion: 4 player, 2 coach) | #realeater #realfucker

Gary, IN
Joined June 2016
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@senilegeriatric
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@Tyre_94 So fucking locked in
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@BlosiahWhompson @EASPORTSCollege At UGA the team tradition is just getting a DUI
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@litcapital Socially liberal, fiscally conservative
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@TrevorAugust I’ve never watched a video where a human legitimately spoke in slow motion before. Bro was lagging hardcore
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@skooookum Skooks. She probably is the craziest gooner you’ve ever imagined.
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@Poonslayer_12 Ron. Why are you spending $500 on someone who isn’t your girl? Big mistake if you ask me
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@bernardvdyke Make her Asian and I’m so locked in
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@dripinmysleep Bet these bums would be diabolically sore losers in chel
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@ChevyHM I usually get 0 likes. It’s better that way
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@NBABabySecret The liberal agenda will try and take you down. Don’t let them.
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@saeedfan1 Steve. You are so unbelievably locked in. Time to close the deal.
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@_MedGold If I was her fiancé watching this tv show would have me screaming, crying, and throwing up
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@EUhobgoblin @notmargmegs Listen pal, you must not know that I’m a #realfucker if you think I haven’t done this
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@iHumanGuy @MindEnjoyer 0.5% of the US has narcissism. Maybe you’re the narcissist thinking that everyone is abusive or gaslighting you.
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@weekendatbarner Apparently she’s only a freshman
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@senilegeriatric
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Jim Cramer just loses people money. He’s a 🤡🤡🤡
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On April 28th, Jim Cramer said #Ethereum would climb 40%. Since then, it is down 56%.
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@uncledoomer Death by electric chair or death by electric butt plug. Taking the latter everyday of the week
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Me shooting my shot at @notmargmegs damn near every night
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@MegManClone You should cite free property rights of horse and carriage 1798
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@notmargmegs Finally a position where a girl can truly deepthroat for me
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@Tyre_94 Better than wilts fake ass 100 point game
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@femaleuncle Can you bedazzle a shirt that says Marlboro reds
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@goatcolonelreb Are we counting repeat offenders as their number of offenses or just number of holders
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@uncledoomer Yea but those of us with 77 IQ are the real winners
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@gillylocks66 Don’t bring the Porsche and you should be good
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@goatcolonelreb Gotcha. Chalk me up for a bogey then (par 4)
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@Sirdabpen Sam. I’ve always said when I get to 100 followers I’ve grown too big for myself. It’s not about what gets a quick like these days. It’s about spreading hate and misinformation, talking ball, and posting the bag that matters. Rodger will count his days I can tell you that.
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@drew_peacock91 Drew. Eating pussy is a rare delight in this world. Perhaps you aren’t a #realeater nor a #realfucker like me
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I fucking hate when I see this post. No you big gigantic retard. It isn’t because he’s more experienced. It’s because she doesn’t have the strength to fight the centripetal force such that the centrifugal force overtakes her. Goddamn.
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3. In the Docking Scene in Interstellar(2014), one can notice that Cooper tries to push his head in the opposite direction of the spin, while Brand keeps her's towards the spin, resulting in her blacking out. A subtle detail to show how he's the more experienced one.
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@trapunzel2k (Because I’m actually 5’2)
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@NoCapCapitalLLC Sounds like someone didn’t go to a target school (I didn’t go to college (it took me 3 tries to get my GED))
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@WaylonIv3796 Scott. Time for you to make things official pal
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@drew_peacock91 The griddy and vape god
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@cumuncher Why decide when you can do both?
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@trapunzel2k Mine starts with a 3 (I’m 5’4)
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@SadOleMissSimp One of the funnier tweets of all time and maybe 15k will see it. This app is a cruel place
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@RaleighBill72 Greatest deal of all time
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@Twinkplug Wow he’s short (I’m 6’3 btw)
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@pascaldupussy Nah I love selling my soul to auditing so that o can take in 90k
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@valeriavallex I, too, am missing out
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Bros name is probably Gilbert or something
@OnePumpChump695
🅿️inhead chum🅿️
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just introduced myself to a girl at bar and she goes “ok what’s your real name” like really man😑
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@itsmarkmoran What was the median? IQR? SD? Mean? mode? I need the data asap mark
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@AtticusSmith14 Eva lovia snub job
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@fuckdickharpoot Alhamdulilah watching college ball is so elite
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Buddy of mine hasn’t zynned in a few months and just texted me this. Never been more back than we are rn
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@HighyieldHarry Juneteenth on Father’s Day is criminal
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I’ve had this burner since 2016. I’ve seen many things far and wide on this app. Yesterday was an inflection point for the burner verse. It’s going to get much more heinous from here on out. The BV going to start eating itself alive
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@fuckdickharpoot College baseball is such an interesting time in a young man’s life. Some of his boys are gonna play professionally while others are gonna be big4 accountants. A handful are meth addicts. All while retards like you and me gamble away our livelihoods
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Hell yeah. It’s Facebook in this bitch.
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15 Pictures With Deep Meaning: 1.
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@TrevorAugust Can’t wait for someone to chirp you and be like you can’t do better only for them to go on your page and see you post your penis like 3 times a week
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@notmargmegs Had this done the other day and it still got stopped by the back of her throat
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@DDirtstar Me with @notmargmegs in my dream last night
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@WaylonIv3796 I see. Tbh I don’t think it’s much of an issue. Vaping is much worse than zynning. It could be a stepping stone to quitting nicotine. As long as she doesn’t level up to snus you should be fine. You’ll be alright scott
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@allie0t When???
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It’s a beautiful dress. What guys can’t appreciate fashion anymore?
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Bird catching strays back to back in the time line. Call that one bird two stones
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@milesdeutscher Idk man, a lot of friends have gone quiet after the $UST $LUNA crash.
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@jeremymstamper Yea it did you gigantic retård
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@mummymelkers @thr0at_g0at__ A man like me would only want to talk to you more as I know that pussy would go retarded
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@reggiecartahh What’s your squat?
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Musta hated that dude they just let him get fucked up like that
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Big day!
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@im_REFarted Index match is better you nerd
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@femaleuncle What does the back say?
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@lukejaksich37 @kylemanship_ Luka, a city can’t have 1 person.
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@laurenthew0rm Hell yeah that’s awesome
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@lobotomyrules Karl Ravech (fåg communist name) needs to get out of the box. They should just grab literally any current college baseball player and it’d be way more interesting.
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@MillionaireDoor DCA clickbait
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No bid
@DTrucksBurner
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ATTENTION ALL: No one fucking cares about your stupid fucking rush parties, or what high school kids are wearing to them. No one at that age has a complete wardrobe. Shitting on someone’s appearance doesn’t make you cool it makes you look like scum.
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@prezoh She’s so cool for that
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@FilledwithUrine So real man (idk I don’t have sex)
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@TeddyBthe3rd Take off the socks next time nerd
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@SlipperyJit87 Double OT but that jawn ripped
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@litcapital How else you get through the day?
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@JustBoysLaughin @racingcreeps That loser doesn’t know you are big diesel
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Being good at sex is a girl trait. Real men are horrible in bed
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Instagram targeted ads have gotten crazy good
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@JustBoysLaughin 600??? That ain’t enough for the weekend brother
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@TideLoverDave Is this not l*ly l*ng’s boyfriend?
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@JustBoysLaughin Pretty sure these girls all hate each other
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@chinesegon That’s some shit @possiblyspam would do if he wasn’t taking diet meth
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@jimward0 @SchizoHoes2ptO Eating ass and sucking toes takes up the whole
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Needing alcohol to have fun makes you a massive loser
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what opinion will you defend like this?
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@senilegeriatric
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@CRAB56481 17 year old burner
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Security Guard stays in his car continuing to sniff aerosols after he crashed into a parked car
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@frickerdude It hurts so much seeing others live out your dream
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@cravedcuddle Have a girlfriend that sends neither since she’s not chronically online (like me)
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@g00dguyclay Better triple double than Westbrook
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@prospectdugout @CodifyBaseball Tell me you don’t know ball without telling me you don’t know ball.
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@DDirtstar I bet the 2nd girl loves whippets
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@laurenthew0rm How many reps?
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@mclovenxoxo Not sure I recall asking but thanks anyways
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@sexyredinbed Thanks queen
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@ConfusingImages He better than me I’d be grabbing my homies cake if he did that to me
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@skatie420 Idk are you 21 and the store is open?
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@JustBoysLaughin The fact his legs are one confirms the notion he had a good night
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@sexyredinbed Where’d you get this from? I want it for my twink boyfriend
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