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5 months

Someone get Johnny Hamcheck on the phone STAT!

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Follow through

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8 months

Gonna get off work and take geebs in nature (my backyard)

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10 months

I too would like to buy myself one of these “transfers”

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I guarantee that none of the losers protesting have ever pulled a couple milky geebs and played a round of PGA and that's their problem

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Clemson is like a 4 year younglife camp

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@garglenuts Tommy Tough Knuckles is your cousin?

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@IFCdosentFuck "joined april 2024" lmao wrap your car around a tree

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3 months

*Joined November 2023*

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3 months

If ur new to the burnerverse, fuck you.

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3 months

this and some ket>

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1 month

Breakfast and a nice view👍 #thesouth

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3 months

Burner verse fucking blows too many freshman posting unoriginal shit FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stop making your pledges make a Twitter account most of them fucking suck

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7 months

My buddy @jerryxandusky2 is getting married today and I’m drunk as piss but I’m happy for you buddy!!! (My wedding hat pictured)

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@larrybakerUSA Bro just got promoted to Captain Obvious

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@arthurtipson i would probably order size 11-11.5 rainbows

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@DJDumpsack_ world record money spread getting expedited to my instagram story!

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3 months

Mass blocking purge starting tomorrow I’m gonna enjoy this app again goddamnit

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@jimward0 Need me a bitch with a concave chest and bruised legs man thank you for opening my eyes👊🏿

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@TimGeebow I thought girls were the only ones who made these lists

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@hdingilburry I bet you'd suck a dick for some twitter likes

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1 year

Tapping in during “lunch”

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8 months

Me and my buddy met @_ggjackson thought I’d post!

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3 months

Undefeated bar food

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2 months

Columbia was fun when there weren’t 30,000 fags running around making traffic and the chick fil a drive thru line unbearable

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i dont use a gay ass umbrella when im walking to class i just show up soaking wet to show that im a beast and unaffected by the harsh conditions outside, its like navy seal training in a small way

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8 months

Gonna get off work and take geebs in nature (my backyard)

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7 months

This bad boy in its prime must’ve accounted for at least 75% of the DUIs and domestic violence cases in Swansea, SC

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7 months

I’ve long awaited your sweet embrace

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7 months

My geeb is in for a rough one when I get back from Nashville gonna put up wilt numbers

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4 months

@RennisFDodman It's over, been over for a while now unfortunately

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1 year

@BarstoolUofSC People from anywhere north of Virginia

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10 months

Thinking about the possibilities of all my bets hitting forever: Big house Fishing boat Sexy wife Beast mode gamecocks football team(I am the entirety of their NIL) Hunting property (place to kill spikes and post them on my IG story Foodacris jail (he never leaves)

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1 year

Johnny Manziel documentary was good saw alot of myself in Johnny, not the bipolar part, but the badass part where he gets drunk and fails drug tests

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8 months

Just got stoned and made buffalo chicken dip gonna play ncaa 14 and watch “the wire”

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5 months

Just drove by an elementary school field day, little do they know it's all downhill from here

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10 months

One time I convinced foodacris that he was a real cop and he needed to take out some local thugs LOL I took a video of it though

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9 months

Taking a class this semester called “Popular Music of the American South” can’t wait to kill it when we get to the section about Miller lites and panic

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Went to go see Stickson at his new job, turns out he's just scooping coins out of the five points fountain and putting them in a double lined paper bag from trader joes

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2 months

this is actually a size 38 belt with a full size metal clock on the front @CommunityNotes

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2 months

Felt a little presidential this morning

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they had to call 911 and request a social worker to get foodacris out the ball pit at the chucky cheese during his big bday bash a couple months ago

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3 months

@v00d00binks I plan on having the futurebirds at my wedding so Womz can try to fuck my new wife

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6 months

That lady burner ain’t gonna fuck you buddy you just look like a fag 🫵 #losers #twitterspacesaregay

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If you include nicotine and caffeine in ur gay ass drug tier list that’s all I’ll ever need to know about you

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8 months

The moment I saw these I wanted to get some of those chinese re-education camps up in here

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@stimmyaddict Holy fag

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@monkeybarscout Protesting is gay no matter why ur doing it go do some drugs or something loser

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7 months

If foodacris decides to press charges on the gentlemen who borrowed his car I will PERSONALLY defend them in court #NOTguilty

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4 months

@GamecockBourbon @CandyLand2001 @Womplord42069 ur sposed to do it like this

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3 months

Got my costas on = I’m staring at ass

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This is how I look at fooda cris when he calls someone else retarded

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6 months

Next time I buy an 8th imma take a picture of the plugs bag too

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1 year

@SouthernandFat @GeeboSamuel Foodacris testifying in court

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8 months

Woke halftime show was terrible,, foodacris sung along to every word tho

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3 months

I told a black guy about putting ur chips ON the sub and he looked at me like i just created fire for the first time

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5 months

@BurnerWjp WOW! What an original tweet! You should put this on TikTok!

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I could NOT live in an apartment man im no tenement dweller #housegang

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6 months

Ur the girlfriend in the relationship I hate to break this news to you

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6 months

My gf got me this for Christmas. I wasn’t gonna open it until we won another one… cheers y’all! 🤪

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3 months

going to start reading books again

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1 year

If I find the F-35 I wont say anything but there would be signs (foodacris hq blown up in a badass explosion)

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5 months

This guy made his move too early he would have LOVED the campus tent sit-ins #loser #poorstrategy

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3 months

you have to give up ur college diploma when you buy a pair of HeyDudes

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@MarcusMeth you joined a month ago dumbass nigga yall are the ones ruining this shit

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8 months

Post-steak night

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@RussLatino Don't send them down south we don't want any more of you!

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@DTrucksBurner Alice In Chains rooster needs a spot

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My geeb is in for a rough one when I get back from Nashville gonna put up wilt numbers

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2 months

Save me Kona Big Wave I need you Kona Big Wave

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7 months

Just took a geeb outside and this popped up. Happy to announce that I am in fact part of the problem

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1 year

@CarlosLeeburner Qb sneak

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6 months

Wanted to check in on foodacris to see how he’s doing, he told me he was making popsicles so it seems like he’s doing pretty good 👍

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11 months

Shittacris shit his pants at HQ in front of all the buddies

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3 months

they put cocoa butter all over the floor at the damn zaxbys I just ate shit and my big zax snack went flying everywhere and the black teenagers working the drive thru started laughing at me fuck this stupid shit

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@stickuslattimor its already listed on poshmark bro ur cooked😂😂😂😂😂

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11 months

Got drunk and pulled some geebs with buddies, tavon Austin highlights immediately followed, thanks

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7 months

From the desk of Dowell:

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21 days

I saw foodacris at Taco Bell last night he got the food out quickly but I realized he licked all the damn cheese dust off my Doritos locos taco I had to get a refund for fucks sake

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3 months

getting a sub sandwich for lunch gonna try to be responsible and eat half now and half later gonna get some chips with it too prolly

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1 year

I am become employed,, destroyer of job interviews

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11 months

No one is talking about the Kai Kroger decline, a bunch of sheeple in the gamecock fan base apparently

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1 year

My opps just shit their pants knowing I’m geebing like this on a Monday

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19 days

there isn't a path in life where i can smoke pressure every day and that's been the hardest pill to swallow so far

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7 months

Are we back????

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10 months

Steak night before our thugs take on the upstate thugs Cc: @21Queebz @SouthernandFat @pauliewalnutzz

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1 year

It’s a beautiful day in the city of dreams, thanks. Cc: @CarlosLeeburner

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3 months

Dowell told me to tell the feed he said hi

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11 months

Already drinking brown gonna have to get a buddy to keep my n-word usage down at the big game later

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4 months

@Big_Eazzzzy I guess 1 in every 46.8k tweets has gotta be good, congrats pal you struck gold

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Just wrecked my fuggin car today sucks

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@PlayballCarti @SouthernandFat Heard from a buddy that the Indians don’t wanna take Condon they like Bazzana which I disagree with but I’m no MLB exec

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Just got off the horn with foodacris he told me that he’s going to the capital on January 6 to try to “get it back yurd” (direct quote) I think he is just doing it so George santos can have his job back

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1 year

Foodacris fell asleep on my couch think I’ll draw stuff on his face LOL

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@cicognac U were a field nigga before u got demoted to license plate manufacturer

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1 year

Has Beamer tried cheating yet? Feel like that might work

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@deantwanbanks im gonna join the apology space and double down on anything i've said

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@Barstool_Cocks if i were your parents i would commit seppuku and make sure that all of my offspring get chemically castrated so im not poisoning humanity with my bloodline anymore

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@SouthernandFat So the winner does not take all if 2nd place gets their money back foodacris

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@SouthernNdFat im imagining your reaction to trying the food you would say some shit like "ok....ok....i see you big dog, well done"

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@MarkTwang12 making my black 5 star receiver tweet out the n word (hard r) multiple times a day

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@cletuscalhoun76 its not that hard to impersonate fooda just use his like 30 key phrases and be racist

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Brian Kelly unalives a kid and this is who the refs decide to rig the game for????

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