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Turbo

@dripinmysleep

5 months

Someone put the n word hard r on the teleprompter he’s saying it without hesitation

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

5 months

Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate. Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal.

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Turbo

@dripinmysleep

9 months

If my wife did this I’m killing myself in front of her and the kid instantly

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9 months

Girls are really cute sometimes

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8 months

Imagine getting rolled so hard that ur ancestors r still crying ab it 300 years later

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3 months

This is what it’s all about #America

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9 months

@itsjoeee__ Buddy I’m shitposting on my burner can u relax

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9 months

@iliketheorioles I’d say it’s probably being 24 years old fresh out of college w 50k in debt but that could be a factor

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9 months

@jonesin4me11 I bet u suck dick for breakfast

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8 months

@toomuch7uice Shut the fuck up dumbass

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9 months

@GreenEggsNHoes @iliketheorioles Buddy idk if u knew buts it’s not 1965?? Fucking retard liberal 😂😂

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9 months

@mp3sucks Buddy wrote a 5 paragraph essay like I’m not blackout drunk rn. Not reading that but I guarantee ur a liberal

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5 months

@NGO_Burner One based employee is all we need

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9 months

@FrankAnthony55 Jets Yankees and knicks fan in my mentions LMAOOOO

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2 years

@HumansNoContext I was not prepared for the end 😭😭

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11 months

@burbonturban Dude goes what is wrong with u 😭😭😭😭 idk bro prob the Down syndrome

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8 months

@toomuch7uice Any other buzzwords u wanna use lmfao read a book retard

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5 months

@hoodieprops @KFCBarstool Cooked him holy shit 😭😭😭

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4 months

@incognitoStunna Cook

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4 months

@bamacheddarboy Who the fuck marks their scorecard like that

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8 months

@crsixwin Would love to hear why u think that tweet is racist

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8 months

@crsixwin U must feel so righteous calling someone racist and offering no explanation lmao also ur girl looks like my hairy asshole bud

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4 months

@incognitoStunna All she’d do is cook more burgers for her fat ass

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11 months

Did I fumble

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5 months

Cheese mcgeese

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1 year

@ClutchPointsApp Shaq literally has a middle schoolers sense of humor 😭😭

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1 year

@peaaachesxx It’s almost like they r trying to look good for the video that was intentionally put out to make them look good

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3 years

@YCtheflea @coryward @maxhoma23 It’s not that deep u weirdo

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@dripinmysleep

3 months

Top places I’ve been kicked out of: - rolling loud 2019 (ran on stage) - The spoke bar Amherst, ma (6x) - stackers pub Amherst, ma (2x) - Merrimack college (lifetime ban) - UMass Amherst (academically 1x) - Fenway park (3x) - Boston Garden (at least 5x) - my parents house (1x)

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@dripinmysleep

11 months

This is the best pic I’ve ever seen

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@dripinmysleep

9 months

If my son turns out gay I’m gonna make him suck me off to prove it

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5 months

Sack has been dumped @DJDumpsack_

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@dripinmysleep

2 years

@nojumper No hip hop artist should be in the rock and roll hall of fame in the first place

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@dripinmysleep

6 months

@sacks70214 @Trollplay3r U know u got a banger when the fat trans bitches come out the woodwork

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1 month

@sir12303 That’s the best sign ever 😂😂😂

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2 months

Went to the Law Offices of Gay & Gay and they said u were their favorite client

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3 months

I’m gonna sound like a fuckin dweeb for saying this but I think it’s a pretty sad state of affairs for our society that we make people like this famous. Like I understand the viral clip but the fact that she’s gonna parlay this into a career just makes me question reality

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3 months

The Hawk Tuah girl is reportedly close to signing a deal for a reality show about her life Via TMZ

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6 months

R u fucken kidding me right now!

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9 months

Her: you must be Chinese Joe Rogan interviewing Chinese Alex Jones if u think we fuckin Me:

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@dripinmysleep

9 months

@ROTCkid1 Dude on the John still got his undies on 🤨🤨

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@dripinmysleep

1 year

@killmefam Shitttt I gotta tap in

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@dripinmysleep

6 months

“Hey guys I got an idea. Let’s find the fattest black bitch on campus and send her right up to those frat kids by herself so we can pull the almighty race card.” 😂😂😂

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6 months

A white Ole Miss frat boy dances like a monkey and makes monkey noises near a Black woman who was protesting for Palestine. Is this heart warming? (Video: @StaceyJSpiehler )

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3 months

Think we need more beer

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10 months

PEMDAS: Please Excuse my Meticulous Drip & Abundant Steeze

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1 year

@Lucky2gs Well I guess I love dick in my ass then

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2 months

This bitch said who is steely Dan LMAO #blocked

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6 months

Sorry Israel I’m watching the masters rn can u guys chill till Monday thanks

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@dripinmysleep

6 months

Imagine her double back flipping and landing a perfect split onto your cock

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It's a 9.85 for Liv in her exhibition! 📺 SECN+ | @livvydunne

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6 months

@roadsoda69420 Champions dinner before the masters

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@dripinmysleep

9 months

Favorite book growing up probably read this like 10 times

Brandon

@Brandon93Smith

9 months

Don’t think about it. Don’t try to be cool. Tell me, what was your favorite book when you were 12?

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9 months

Turbo doing numbers???

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@dripinmysleep

9 months

If my wife did this I’m killing myself in front of her and the kid instantly

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9 months

@MichaelCvnt @Kevin1147843 @iliketheorioles Replying to a comment u fuckin dumb retard

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10 months

@Johnlawson42069 That dab pen is a cannon

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8 months

First time hearing 20 min by lil uzi vert

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8 months

them trying not to laugh please help meeejrjfjfj

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@dripinmysleep

6 months

Not my proudest fap

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6 months

Why was Kelsey Plum eating her popcorn like that 😂 @Kelseyplum10

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9 months

Homeschooling my kids so I can beat the shit out of them and they won’t have liberals at school telling them to call cps

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Hot Girls Daily

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Sydney Sweeney

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9 months

BREAKING NEWS: The Jews have seen their shadow and are returning to the tunnels for 6 more weeks

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6 months

I fuck w jason days fits tbh way better than wearing some tight ass joggers w low socks and ankles showing imo. Lil old school steeze for the masters

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5 months

First hour at work I’m not doing shit I’m gonna drink a coffee wake myself up take a shit might even jack off check a few emails

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9 months

Am I gay for this

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6 months

This dude at work has been telling me about probably every single bet he’s put in over the last 6 months and I finally told him today that I don’t give a shit at all. Bro got super offended but it had to be done

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4 months

Drunk and on pace to shoot my lowest score ever #THANKS

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5 months

500 followers pinky reveal: Dove for a loose ball in AAU bball when I was 15 and bent it 90 degrees right. Got it snapped back in place and it was fine until football practice year later caught a pass and bent it complete other way. Can’t touch my palm w it now. #thanks

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4 months

Just took a pill was told it was ecstasy will update

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6 months

I love how we r unable to have a nuanced conversation about Jewish influence on world politics. U see that bill they just passed and u don’t think Jews with immense power over American politics? Ok bro my bad I’m just anti-Semitic 😂😂😂

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@dripinmysleep

6 months

The far left establishment didn’t even take into consideration that I would leave the office to go hit golf balls on company time today 😹😹😹 fools!

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@dripinmysleep

5 months

She can do that but if I walked up to that thing and started cranking my hog I’d get arrested

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5 months

Instagram Influence flashes her chest in front of shocked bystanders at NYC-Dublin portal installation. Viewers looking through the portal in Dublin were left stunned after the woman pulled up her top in an effort to go viral on Instagram.

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@dripinmysleep

9 months

Took the day off today since work has bent me over this week. Time to get high as fuck and rot all day

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1 year

Gonna yam a shit load of shrooms this weekend and when I see god I’m gonna tell him simply “the big dawgs gotta eat”

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@dripinmysleep

11 months

Top 5 things in life 1. Sex 2. Cocaine 3. A firm handshake 4. Hitting a 5 leg parlay 5. Beer

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2 months

How many guys do u think r cranking hog to Sydney Sweeneys instagram rn

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2 years

@barstoolsports That Jim Croce song is a banger

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@dripinmysleep

11 months

This is why I always sneak a pistol into arenas for first dates in case she curves me on the kiss cam I can immediately kill myself. Rookie mistake

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The friend zone

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9 months

dua lipa was INSANE for this

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8 months

Oh u think China and Russia have the best propaganda? Look at how many people think those r actual nazis 😭😭

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@dripinmysleep

5 months

My take: it causes me to make “silly mistakes” lapses in concentration etc more often but it also enhances my abstract thoughts. I’ve had some of my most profound revelations and ideas while being stoned out of my mind. Not good for everyday tasks good for deep thought basically

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how can people who smoke weed every day stand being a more retarded version of themselves for most of their waking hours

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@dripinmysleep

8 months

This man is a national treasure

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8 months

dave portnoy and his minions writing articles to defend TB #CTESPN

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3 months

If u aren’t a little misogynistic u just haven’t got enough pussy yet. You’ll learn kiddo

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@dripinmysleep

10 months

Walking into the bar with a bag on me

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10 months

literally why did he do this

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4 months

Dumbass baby I’d kick her fuckin ass

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4 months

She didn’t get yelled at or hit. Instead she was allowed to make mistakes until she figured it out.

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9 months

I wanna kick her ass so bad

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9 months

Bella Ramsey attends the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards.

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@dripinmysleep

7 months

Sorry if this makes me a pedophile pervert sex offender but a woman wearing clothing that covers nothing but her tits pussy and asshole seems a lil sexual to me?

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5 months

#NewProfilePic

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@dripinmysleep

9 months

It’s insane to me how people r fans of just one person instead of an actual team. Like u r not a sports fan ur just a dick rider

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@MaskedInLA

9 months

The entire family are Warriors fans except the Dad who’s a LeBron fan lmaooooo

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9 months

Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in

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7 months

Just turned $50 into $900 in 5 hands #howsyourmotherdoing

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2 months

I turn 25 in one week

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@dripinmysleep

9 months

Ppl who follow a player instead of a team r just despicable to me tbh I’m sorry. Lebron dick munchers went from Cavs fans to heat fans then back to Cavs and now they’re all lakers fans?? No loyalty no spine no balls I just don’t respect u

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3 months

Yea the gloves are off now all u liberal fucks are getting the fuck out of our country

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6 months

Turbo swing reveal 🙈🙉🙊

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1 year

@_Zeets @Ballislife Embiid is the softest center in the history of basketball 😭😭😭

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11 months

@dumbbitchcap Is that so much to ask for??

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@dripinmysleep

8 months

I’m sorry but that guy lighting himself on fire for Palestine is objectively hilarious and we should all make fun of him

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@dripinmysleep

11 months

I relapsed and hooked up w the girl I said I would never talk to again last night. I need to go to rehab

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8 months

Yea mom I’m just going to the weed store to get some weed u want any weed while I’m at the weed store

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2 years

@Ballislife Yea make sure u don’t show his arm fully extended pushing off

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@dripinmysleep

3 months

I went to UMass and we have massive tailgates with like 10k students in the parking lot for every football game and then right before the game starts literally everyone just leaves and doesn’t watch the game. It’s actually so electric

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I’ve been to over 100 college football stadiums I say with full confidence this is the worst one in the country

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@dripinmysleep

5 months

Had a great weekend man barely looked at my phone for 4 days enjoyed the beautiful weather drank a sickening amount of alcohol with my boys and didn’t talk to any girls at the bar. Now it’s back to being a retard on twitter 😎

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@dripinmysleep

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Fall wishlist: -5’2+ -retarded -consumes no digital media -large bottom -extensive knowledge of the monetary and fiscal policy of the United States from 1929-2024 -can survive on 300 calories per day -small enough to fit in my suitcase -no job

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Next person I hear say very demure I’m gonna stab u to death u hear me I will go to jail I don’t care

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