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Ronald Gorbachev

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Coors Banquet drinker. Alex Jones follower. Travis Tritt super fan. Washed up linebacker. Brian Bosworth worshiper. #stallion #Panthers #Canes #Braves #Dawgs

South Cackalacky, USA
Joined March 2023
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@Poonslayer_12
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8 months
Imagine being from Yankee land and not being able to enjoy these things on a daily basis: -Ice cold sweet tea -Biscuits -Grits -Common decency -Cornbread -BBQ -Pimento cheese -Okra -Having a 9 inch knee knocker swinging between your legs -SEC ball Thanks but no thanks #hardpass
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Yeah that’ll play
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@roadsoda69420 Generational wealth inbound
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16 days
Yeah I’m gonna blow my fucking brains out. This is how you repay me for taking you out to a $350 dinner, a $150 bar tab, and then absolutely beating your walls loose?!?! FUCK! I’m way too hot to be getting texts like these!! Good thing I’ll be bouncing back in Charleston soon ;)
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5 months
How many does this get home? @chickentenderl5
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$12?! Talk to me!
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6 months
@incognitoStunna Such a terrible human being
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@Midwest__sports Does a bear shit in the woods?
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@turdburgular420 Thanks it was my first time
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30 days
@BuschLatteLover Or you could just be a 6’3 220 pound unit of an alpha male?? Sorry we can’t all meet short king schmediums
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@BenDoverNY42069 @Vikings @jjmccarthy09 Nice to see McCarthy has a good head on his shoulders
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22 days
Just found this old picture of me and who the FUCK ever let me out of the house wearing some shit like this. My friends failed me on this one. They could’ve saved me by roasting me into oblivion. Almost feel like my southern citizenship should be revoked for this lmaooo holy shit
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2 months
@bitchinbrittle Talk about some milk cannons
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6 months
@rileycollins__ The “I have a fiancée” look
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1 month
Can I get a burger rating?
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22 days
Might as well jump in the boat and start rowing
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27 days
@itstaylorbaes More of a naturals guy
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16 days
@TheWife_Left_Me MDR! I can always count on you for a good chuckle brother lmao. And very valid point you make! Chin up and the troops will be marching on Charleston soon. There is ample time to bounce back!! Godspeed
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Eat shit Biden
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@julysuhdude Eh, I’ve cheated on hotter
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17 days
Alright who wants me?
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7 months
Penjamin Franklin along for the road trip today
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3 months
POV: just caught this guy taking a picture of this guy taking a picture for his burner
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@werideatdawn02
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POV: you’re at the bar and somebody is taking a picture of their drink for a burner and you caught them
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@Systemaniac Got the job done
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How’s that make you feel white boy?
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17 days
@FiFiDoYaLoveMi I’ll take the firing squad before I agree to go anywhere near this fucking hell hole. How about this “Fina?” You stay the hell up there and don’t even think about going anywhere NEAR that mason Dixon line!!! Also 4/10. 16 silver bullets and 4 shots of tequila
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16 days
Gay son or spreadsheet daughter?
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27 days
Rate my blacked out at 3am harmonica skills
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@bigdumb_baby Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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2 months
I fucking love the South thank God I was born here
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@senilegeriatric Tough lesson learned smooch
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2 months
@SouthernandFat It was an absolute muckbang munch fooda relaxxxxx
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17 days
Eat shit you fucking liberals
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28 days
In honor of Juneteenth I will be looting all of my favorite store to raise awareness. I’ve been wanting a new hybrid so I’m thinking we start by looting and vandalizing the closest Golf Galaxy.
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13 days
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMERICA! AND RONALD!! Proud to share a day with the best nation to ever do it. Y’all one joy some Riley today, on me!! Love you guys and our great country (except Sleepy Joe fuck that jackass). Blacking out now!!! If you have a daughter in Charleston ur fucked
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2 months
@RiscoKerm -2/10 a full 24 rack of coors and 5 shots of buffalo trace
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Yeah, that’ll also play
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@ColonelAckbar69 Every time I see one of these it makes me want to paint the wall with my brain
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20 days
@itstaylorbaes What? That you could probably poke those with a pencil and watch the fluid drain out? PHONY!!!!
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27 days
Don’t let the burner boys get hot today @chedsniffer
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19 days
Thank you sir, may I have another CC: @chedsniffer @werideatdawn02
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2 months
Certified banger
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10 days
Time to fuel up the gas tank for the night
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12 days
Fell asleep outside in a lawn chair and woke up at 7am with mosquito bites everywhere. Found my phone in the middle of the street. Things are really starting to go my way!
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21 days
@NCAAFootball14 Rally em up
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25 days
Just so y’all know the type shit I’m on today (no I’ve never heard of an iron)
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10 days
Get me the FUCK out of Charleston holy shit. Been here since Wednesday, that’s way too long
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10 days
@TideLoverDave Par for the course for these guys. You’re not getting into Pike without a gay thigh tat, sexual assault charge, and a license for a state above the mason Dixon line
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@larrylovespot Can’t let city girls ruin white boy summer like this Larry. The kid will be bouncing back in Charleston momentarily
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5 months
@chickentenderl5 Masks for two weeks and we can really get ahead of this thing!!
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22 days
Ladies there’s nothing wrong with being a slut if that’s what you want to do. Sluts can be some of the coolest girls to kick it with. However I will say don’t get pissed off when a guy like me uses you for exactly what you want to be used for and then never calls you again
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What is absolute banger for 500
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22 days
There’s only one thing that can save the burner verse
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2 months
Solid song. Thank God I’m from the South. Everyone have a great weekend.
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2 months
If your garage don’t look like this then you definitely voted for Biden
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1 month
Sorry boss, don’t think I’ll be in the office today
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1 month
@gimmedatbeckyy_ Nice curls. Now can we see your rack?
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@cassiemoans_ Does a bear shit in the woods?
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11 days
Absolutely screaming at each other about who has the best o line in the country. One thing I know is that it’s not Michigan or Notre Dame!!!!
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2 months
Who lets these two Arby’s roast beef sandwiches get a podcast??
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Are you a high or low quality man?!
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This is my official retirement from all competitive sports. This, ladies and gentlemen is why when you decide to finally hang up the cleats for good and call it a career, you stick to that decision. God forbid a white boy try to partake in some pickup basketball
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@TheSteveBalboni Steve, did Hamcheck get up with you about those six and a half inch cables I’m supposed to be bringing by for you in the am?
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14 days
Troops are marching on Charleston. Stay tuned for updates, this might get sloppy
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@ajewishbrat The first problem is that people like you think you’re living in a reality TV show to begin with lmaoooo. I promise you nobody is as interested in what you’re doing as you think they are. So predictable too. We were taking over under bets on how long this chat would last 😂🫵🏼
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28 days
Happy hump day
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26 days
Before this gets any further, I just wanna say I ain’t considered a burner. I got embraced by the burner community one day and then it exploded (hope this doesn’t get me booted) just don’t dox me if I say anything out of pocket.
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2 months
Anyone mind?
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@FiFiDoYaLoveMi Good one retard! I’m sure that one took up a lot of your brain power to think up! Stick to hanging out with druggies, gays, and blue haired liberals
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2 months
Deleted Tinder to solely focus on the Twitter dating pool (I came up with this on my own btw)
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Deleted Tinder to solely focus on the Twitter dating pool
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@jaesofamous And I think you’re confusing me for someone that gives a fuck
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6 months
@stoolpresidente Enjoy it for now. That trophy belongs in Athens!!!!!
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3 months
I fucking hate FAU men’s basketball WTF!!!!!
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2 months
Anyone else ever been indescribably blackout on a night out with your friends and gotten separated from the group and ended up in the bar lost barely able to stand up while this song is blasting and having no clue where you are or is that just me? Dark place man
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@Poonslayer_12
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@DJDumpsack_ Well said Woolie. Me and the rest of the angry mob were out rioting and looting all of our favorite stores. We had to capitalize on the opportunity
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2 months
@mtnhighmae 3/10. 17 coors and three shots of Jack
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15 days
Don’t let the kid get hot today!! If there’s one thing I know for damn sure it’s that deals will be closing left and right! America’s birthday week take that one Kamala!!! Have a damn day patriots!
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7 months
Might just be the knockout blow to the left
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1 month
Good childhood buddy getting the nod on the bump today for the Nats. I am about to empty my bank account on them and glue myself to the couch tonight
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If you don’t like this song then fuck you!
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@MeLikeFoot Nice joke retard. Now get back to your drug ridden thug infested city you dirty yank
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15 days
I am by no means a LSU fan but this is the kind of shit that’ll just make you want to run through a brick wall on a Tuesday morning
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1 month
I’ll take it
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19 days
As a former college football player, this is the kind of stuff that’ll take me from six to midnight
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2 months
Shut up and dribble
@On3sports
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Colorado QB Shedeur Sanders has released his first song "Perfect Timing"🎶
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@Waluigi10K I know you can’t see your pecker when you stand up to pee 😂🫵🏼
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@si_yonce I’m hot but you’re a little too fat for my liking
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20 days
Is there a way we can just CTRL+ALT+DELETE New Jersey off the map?
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3 months
Just found out girls are actually supposed to cum during sex…..wtf?!?!
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1 month
About to spark a joint and go nonverbal
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2 months
Fouled out at the 17 minute mark in the men’s league basketball game last night on a technical foul. Not my best work but someone had to show those hoodlums how to play good ole high motor white boy ball
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@primetimecar Well considering he shouldn’t have been arrested in the first place…yeah?
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3 months
@BigDaveA69 This is Biden’s America! Get me 45 back!
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8 months
How many troops does a mixed drink bring home @chickentenderl5 GET THOSE BOYS HOME NOW
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@veryseriousbill If a bitch’s name is Caroline RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS
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