Imagine being from Yankee land and not being able to enjoy these things on a daily basis:
-Ice cold sweet tea
-Biscuits
-Grits
-Common decency
-Cornbread
-BBQ
-Pimento cheese
-Okra
-Having a 9 inch knee knocker swinging between your legs
-SEC ball
Thanks but no thanks
#hardpass
Yeah I’m gonna blow my fucking brains out. This is how you repay me for taking you out to a $350 dinner, a $150 bar tab, and then absolutely beating your walls loose?!?! FUCK! I’m way too hot to be getting texts like these!! Good thing I’ll be bouncing back in Charleston soon ;)
Just found this old picture of me and who the FUCK ever let me out of the house wearing some shit like this. My friends failed me on this one. They could’ve saved me by roasting me into oblivion. Almost feel like my southern citizenship should be revoked for this lmaooo holy shit
@TheWife_Left_Me
MDR! I can always count on you for a good chuckle brother lmao. And very valid point you make! Chin up and the troops will be marching on Charleston soon. There is ample time to bounce back!!
Godspeed
@FiFiDoYaLoveMi
I’ll take the firing squad before I agree to go anywhere near this fucking hell hole. How about this “Fina?” You stay the hell up there and don’t even think about going anywhere NEAR that mason Dixon line!!! Also 4/10. 16 silver bullets and 4 shots of tequila
In honor of Juneteenth I will be looting all of my favorite store to raise awareness. I’ve been wanting a new hybrid so I’m thinking we start by looting and vandalizing the closest Golf Galaxy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMERICA! AND RONALD!! Proud to share a day with the best nation to ever do it. Y’all one joy some Riley today, on me!! Love you guys and our great country (except Sleepy Joe fuck that jackass). Blacking out now!!! If you have a daughter in Charleston ur fucked
Fell asleep outside in a lawn chair and woke up at 7am with mosquito bites everywhere. Found my phone in the middle of the street. Things are really starting to go my way!
@TideLoverDave
Par for the course for these guys. You’re not getting into Pike without a gay thigh tat, sexual assault charge, and a license for a state above the mason Dixon line
Ladies there’s nothing wrong with being a slut if that’s what you want to do. Sluts can be some of the coolest girls to kick it with. However I will say don’t get pissed off when a guy like me uses you for exactly what you want to be used for and then never calls you again
This is my official retirement from all competitive sports. This, ladies and gentlemen is why when you decide to finally hang up the cleats for good and call it a career, you stick to that decision. God forbid a white boy try to partake in some pickup basketball
@ajewishbrat
The first problem is that people like you think you’re living in a reality TV show to begin with lmaoooo. I promise you nobody is as interested in what you’re doing as you think they are. So predictable too. We were taking over under bets on how long this chat would last 😂🫵🏼
Before this gets any further, I just wanna say I ain’t considered a burner. I got embraced by the burner community one day and then it exploded (hope this doesn’t get me booted) just don’t dox me if I say anything out of pocket.
@FiFiDoYaLoveMi
Good one retard! I’m sure that one took up a lot of your brain power to think up! Stick to hanging out with druggies, gays, and blue haired liberals
Anyone else ever been indescribably blackout on a night out with your friends and gotten separated from the group and ended up in the bar lost barely able to stand up while this song is blasting and having no clue where you are or is that just me? Dark place man
@DJDumpsack_
Well said Woolie. Me and the rest of the angry mob were out rioting and looting all of our favorite stores. We had to capitalize on the opportunity
Don’t let the kid get hot today!! If there’s one thing I know for damn sure it’s that deals will be closing left and right! America’s birthday week take that one Kamala!!! Have a damn day patriots!
Fouled out at the 17 minute mark in the men’s league basketball game last night on a technical foul. Not my best work but someone had to show those hoodlums how to play good ole high motor white boy ball