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@mythicalpizza

23 days

First full commission of Jasper’s new design, done by @PalmPawsArt !!!

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2 years

@ElCocinero386 @TheOtherRenard So when he finds some chinese place that looks like a closet attached to a mechanic shop and we go in and all the food signs are faded out after 20 years and the owners kid is running around he knows the food is gonna be amazing and he hasn't been wrong yet

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2 years

@ElCocinero386 @TheOtherRenard Former roommate of mine had a scientific equation about how he knew it a place was gonna be good. It was something like the Slap-ness factor of the food (sLP) is directly proportionate to how hard the building is to find (vIS) multiplied by how shitty it looks (cLN)

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1 year

@n0contextpeter marital spat or smth idk

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5 months

@50FirstTates I ate literal shit and it came out in the form of a fully intact corn on the cob. They’re definitely hiding something

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8 years

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4 years

@eznickel @TheOtherRenard Duo cares. He is always there for you

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9 months

@datbx_ I bought a bottle from Walmart when it was $7 and I ate half of it with nuggets while completely stoned and loved it and then had more the next day sober and thought it tasted like shit

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7 years

@JakeNbakeX @zztopportal NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKE THE BOYS GO

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4 years

@guillotineshout @WeedSenpai

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5 months

@LaughterHaver idk man im kinda rooting for him, his vernacular is superb

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4 years

@Neon_woof @_absolutevirtue Violent J getting a fursuit to hang out with his daughter at cons is still one of the most wholesome fuckin things ever

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2 years

@Buffys @TheOtherRenard That is one of the most honest misunderstanding I've ever seen

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4 months

@onlyyagirl_ I have excellent news for them about 50% and potentially 75% of the beatles

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2 months

@equine__dentist

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4 years

@jaboukie @TheOtherRenard "did you bring protection?" Of course babe *Puts on mask*

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5 years

@ElyseWillems @catsmovie Not even we want this horror

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4 months

@turnandstomp A furry also invented the green light heartbeat sensor in every modern smartwatch

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2 years

@iriminsulate @IronPineapple_ A hidden chuckle, how delightful

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7 months

@kisstheblade_ This isn’t a pothole it’s just a regular hole why are you driving off the road that much

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9 months

@nikicaga Same vibes

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2 years

@Spamsum @Jamvaan @ElCocinero386 @TheOtherRenard It was like a whole ass entre, any of them, a huge side of pork fried rice, egg drop soup and a drink all for $6.50

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5 years

@SwiftOnSecurity

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2 years

@VixenEvening Nah I tipped them that shit wasn't evenly balanced

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2 years

@Spamsum @Jamvaan @ElCocinero386 @TheOtherRenard There's a family owned place near my old house that was totally clean inside but otherwise met the mark, hard to see, faded signs. They had this busted ass lunch special. I literally felt like I was stealing from them it was so cheap

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1 year

@bobby I had them growing up. Yellow chip. Doritos shape. Yellow bag. No seasoning but salt. Think on the border chips, shaped like Doritos. Plain. Doritos. No added /custom flavoring.

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5 years

@staxringold @RYLANDDUNCAN @SenatorMeow Cut corners on the recipe

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8 months

@joshshope @elle91 @0junomacguff0 The fact that a fruit juice that thinks your mouth is steak is real will never not be funny to me

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2 years

@snooplug @InternetSlug Same energy

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1 year

@SO0u0o sanity aside I... have to respect the aggressive and confident directness. That's up there with the "come fuck me yourself, you coward" in terms of sheer power

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7 months

@ronnui_ This is like the guy who rehydrated powdered milk with milk to have more milk per milk

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1 year

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2 years

@madzisstacked @Explosm You're better off not knowing

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5 years

@rudy_mustang @notviking Does he realize anyone can look at who he follows

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6 months

Yuh @EctoDrool hit Jasper with the drip I love the rain so you know I had to nab the rainy day YCH! Thanks again!

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4 years

@Sophet_

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8 months

@TheSulkyFireman @DanaYBanks1 @MichNasty86 @Goocheroo @DragonflyJonez @primediscussion I believe this is the channel they're referring to, but there are undoubtedly others

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2 years

@VegasBabyKJ @CultureCrave @THR My dumb ass spent a solid 8 seconds staring at this wondering what looked off about it

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6 months

@EdTech_HigherEd @Jamf @Apple The forbidden technique, the oscillating piss massage

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5 years

@pcgamer As it should be

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4 months

@ritasnep I followed chiitan far before they started promoting on twitter they’re awesome, I’d much rather see that than a bunch of crypto and sex ads

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8 months

@elle91 @0junomacguff0 Well if you don’t core it right it can regardless of allergy. the center contains bromelain which is an enzyme that will literally digest your mouth which is why pineapple gets cut into rings and not slices

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1 year

@ZullieTheWitch @meowmaritus What do you identify as? "Y O U R O P P O N E N T"

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3 months

@h0mErth0mps0n @thunderxstorm07 @NoContextBrits If I recall they literally all agreed to cease their bloodline or something because of how horrific their grandfathers actions were

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1 year

@bonerhitler This reminds me of the first time i played morrowind and was swimming and turned around and saw a Dreugh for the first time

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3 months

@1426grain @crackcobain__ Bro has the most moisturized lips in the world apparently, tf you mean peel what

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8 years

@5sose31d @PhotonicDog Hey Joe "Yeah Barack?" First one to the end of the hallway is gay "You're on" *Barack already has a head start*

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4 months

@camerobradford The piss zone

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1 year

@BWay124 @EverythingOOC Your family sees all your posts first

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4 years

@kinematografi @douzmanian @CarlBeijer there is literally no reason not to: -We can -Saves Water -Allows someone else to use the actual bathroom if two people have to go Biggest reason: drunk and also probably already outside

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3 years

@AesopAt @FrogLantern @babyboymonaghan i hated everything until read this, now it's all worse

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2 years

@NicWektar @tyler02020202 Then buddy lemme tell you you'll love the taste of a well seasoned freshly washed cock

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3 months

@sasha_on_mute @cleoinspace Yeah this is like a loose guideline at best. I believe .gov are illegal to buy freely, but any others can be. If I chose to, right now, I could go spend $10 and buy a .org domain and set up a homepage that does nothing but funnel “donations” into my PayPal. Takes maybe 30 min.

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3 years

It is sadly not snowing yet but I still have this piece from @ErixaluArt That I have up every year

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6 years

The year is 2069, I was 3 hours late for work because the password reset to unlock my smart pants was being sent to my spam folder

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3 years

@anna_seg @mjg59 I made this tweet in preparation a while back

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6 years

The year is 2069, I was 3 hours late for work because the password reset to unlock my smart pants was being sent to my spam folder

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3 months

@earthdenier I actually live under a rock which musical is this referring to

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3 months

@DrakeGatsby Nobody comes for a good beer. But they will stay for a cold beer.

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@arianadotgov Oh dude in the video where they address is everyone was upset but Eugene was -SEETHING-. Like visibly about to reach through the camera

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3 years

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5 years

@jazz_inmypants @TweetPotato314 Edna Mode: "what will you be doing Roberrrt? Wednesday night bowling, hmmmm?"

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5 months

@marieannfred1 @LESB0B0MB Scarlett Johansson has famously said in multiple interviews she does not use social media. This isn’t her. Same with Daniel Radcliffe if you ever see a tweet it’s fake

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1 year

@Demi_theynd Guns Akimbo was one of those movies I watched because of how absolutely bizarre it looked and I don't regret it. Was it a good movie? I will not offer any comment on that. But, was it a FUN movie? absolutely. Will watch again. Sometime

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3 years

@bebe1969 The book was the item intended to be donated, not the money. The store has no record of a prior owner, so it would be impossible to track down who lost the $500. It also doesn't belong to the store. I would keep it.

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2 years

@halospit *sweltering hot summer day* Me: *hands peasant a cold mcdonalds sprite*

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7 years

@IcyFevrier @Chibburs BOBSON DUGNUTT

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5 years

@jazz_inmypants @FrazzleMyGimp What does your wife Cortana have to say about this

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8 months

@GoodReddit Bros self esteem for his own log was crushed by the floppotron 3000

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1 year

@Firr @BuiltByAxel Jessica really said

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3 years

PIZZA TIME thanks so much @Orlando_Fox

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2 years

@IcoreZero @ShitpostGate I was going to assume Mr Hands

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7 months

@BigobouTheThird @catgirlprostate @YggdrasilPsyguy No if you want windows 11 you go download the actual one from Microsoft and install it and then do this

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5 years

@RecklessRexpert @niclacoste @mbafgth @TMerritt_9 @YasmineSumman @earthtomoira Baking soda is just a general multi purpose use household base. Cleaning,cooking, whatever

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6 years

BLEP cc @POPPAROTZI

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4 months

@onkwonk There’s a conspiracy that Paul McCartney actually died in the 60’s and has been replaced with a lookalike because he randomly at one point started playing his guitar with the other hand and has ever since or something

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@turret_factory This is very easy to avoid though by simply not spelunking down a canyons microscopic ass crack. seek adventure in bigger ass cracks, ideally ones that are already right-side up

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1 year

@hum_dunkin ensouled cannot possibly be a real word that people not only say but think is a thing. that word isnt real i refuse to believe it

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7 years

@MowtenDoo this is surreal as a laptop wallpaper

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9 years

@SQULRTLES @Auxiliary_Bro its used for bigger and more complicated games

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9 months

@Meelsie143 Oh this is sick because when I had it in middle school they said they couldn’t operate yet and to go home and wait and I waited in agonizing pain for 7 hours until my mom gave up and brought me back and they were like “this should have burst you’re lucky” like MF YOU SAID WAIT

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4 months

@moviebuff445 @Dootnob @tacobort Extremely powerful

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11 months

@FilledwithUrine being jaqued off by the top recommended

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3 months

@rhaenyracore Energy

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2 months

@CertifiedLeggi I dont often take my safety in the highest regard but if there’s one thing I wont fuck with its springs. Actual bombs

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@36_chambuhz I would be more terrified if a baby does everything and knows everything so this is extremely reassuring because right now babies are on thin ice with me. They’re hiding something

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5 years

@Nien_Nunb @dril Dude when hippos gobble my balls I'm just like hnnnbdhhh

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5 years

@_ericcurtin @notviking I wish I understood this

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2 months

@megannn_lynne I don’t go to Taco Bell for Mexican food. I go to Taco Bell for Taco Bell. I yearn for the unholy combinations of the same 5 ingredients.

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3 years

@chemobaby1976 @Not_Titus @Hermit_Thrush @GraceGFreud @SweatieAngle @snopes Thank you for ruining my childhood and compliment

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@Very__Regular My apartment just switched to this and I looked over it, I don’t even need to apply to the card, the free version of the app just by being a tenant just gives me points for paying. It’s hilarious. I even double checked, card says “Apply now”

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2 months

@AAlescoes71104 @Marqrk1 @Nooramorph That was the entire point the entire time, that’s not a point you made. If you’re too dense to understand the conversation the least you can do is stop replying to it because you’re not going anywhere with this

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8 years

@kingmild @discordapp @discordapp the fact that your mouse can utilize the wheel as a windmill freaks me out

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5 years

@A_Abracadabra_ @rudy_mustang @notviking Dude you totally got me I didn't notice you were quoting it

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2 months

@home_b0ys Same energy

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10 months

@BoneWarper Hrmgmghghh

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5 years

@DreamstarAZ @FoodNetwork "looking like"

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7 years

@woodmuffin His moustache looks like two dogs kissing

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3 years

@laktardomare @ddoniolvalcroze (if I recall) this post is missing an important frame. He realizes that, turns around as the nun is pulling out a gun, and then shoots.

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@JustinWhang @DoomerCoomer I love the implication that means if you cut it you can grow it back, or if well taken care of like a blossoming garden, even grow back a bigger, more powerful one

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