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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

Some journey eh... @ManCity 🩵

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@SolProduced Who thought a portal would be a good idea😂😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@NoCapFights What she saw:

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@MarkN1878 Mans been blowing smoke rings out of that😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@InternetH0F Bro working out so hard he got abs on his head

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@P24576512 @BritisherPaz49 Found the guy

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@FadeHubb ‘We’re on your side’ 😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

This took too long😭 #CHEMUN #Chelsea #ManchesterUnited

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@FightHaven Nothing could of prepared me for that ending💀😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@gregofallgregs Awb boots

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@TheArtOfWar6 Bro breaks every bone in his body… His friends:

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@TPointUK They wake up all dazed and confused and the first thing they shout is free Palestine, it’s like they’re programmed robots with one line of script😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@InternetH0F Nothing hurts when you’ve got tren running through your veins

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@trussliz Your strength couldn’t even last 2 months

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@mcfc_lads That’s because they’ll all be in the away end with us😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@Ryan_Hertz1874

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@KameronBennett Get the hosepipe🤢

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@TheHandofRod This cements it for me, I genuinely did think he was a United fan but there’s no way, he’s definitely an actor who rinses money from foreign United fans, I know a lot of Mancunian reds and not one of them likes him or agrees with what he says

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@PicturesFoIder ‘So that’s our fault?’ While blocking the road and throwing yourselves in front of drivers, these people are wired backwards 🥴

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@UtdEIIis Rashford is a striker tho na?

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@cfcjoe1888_ What’s even sadder is not only are they being influenced by him, mimicking the way he speaks and idolise him, he scams them too with his forex trading group, how people believe this guy is trading the financial markets is beyond me, bro looks constantly baked😂

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@OJMartin_ ‘Can I bring my mate round to watch the fight?’ The mate

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@ErlingRoIe Almost gives me David silva vibes when he put dzeko in at old trafford 6-1

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@A_Campbell0810_ I’m sure there’s much worse recordings of her out there

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@ayeejuju Some poor gal gonna be wearing them spit soaked undies

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@FAFO_TV 💀

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@FBAwayDays Live Streamers live in a totally different reality to the normal person

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@SkySportsPL Even the stadium is crying

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@DeadlineDayLive @UtdDistrict The chelsea squad when greenwood turns up:

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@kirawontmiss When you forgot to bring something for show and tell so you gotta improvise

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@_Huss__ Grown men una

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@realgreggd Plopped a girthy one out and did a runner, skunk behaviour 🦨

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

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@thecasualultra

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@crim_tweets_ The guy at the side:

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@TheFigen_ Looks stinky

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@FabrizioRomano Ten Hag and Arne Slot on the touchline next season

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

@adzz1__ How he walked off after filming it

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@MF1886 He’s giving it the ‘WHY I OUGHTA🥊’

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@historyinmemes The definition of ‘if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry’

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@UTDTrey @ThePeakSanti you can’t let this slide😂 drop a dissy 🎤

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@ErlingRoIe ‘Clubs should refuse to play city’😭😭😭😭😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@FAFO_TV Natural selection

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@FightHaven Dude handing out sleepers left right n centre

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@crazyclipsonly She thought it worked like Mario

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@StokeyyG2 ‘You’ve won £50 but make sure you use my link so I can make triple what you’ve won’

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@CFC__Cameron The look up, glasses off, sigh then the glance out the window, 10/10👏 movie material

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@TrollFootball Arsenal fans getting the news before their game had even kicked off😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@markgoldbridge

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@tonythemanc @neu2_75 Proper changed his tune now😂

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@ErlingRoIe He’ll be back in the morning with a 45 min video about the integrity of the league, should be cinema

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@InternetH0F Wait until I tell the boys 🎶😂

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@Goalase_

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@EmiratesFACup @ManCity Heskey time 😏

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

@crazyclipsonly Just checking his oil

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@ClockEndH These always be the ones wafflin the most😂

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@deff0notn1k84 Think someone sold him estrogen instead of testosterone

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@lordsaberz @SolProduced You just know someone gonna flash it 💀

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@Goalase_

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@manchestriconic

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@ErlingRoIe Bro was all like:

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

@InternetH0F The fact he had to make this in the first place is wild😭

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@Goalase_

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@FAFO_TV

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@TheNorfolkLion They are gypsy Romani not Romanians, the Romanians hate them too

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@NoCapFights Growing up I’ve realised some religious people always turn out to be the most aggressive/bad tempered, never understood it😂

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@ManKippax 🩵✊🏼

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@Goalase_

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@TheArtOfWar6

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Might as well stir it with his finger after caressing the ice like dat

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@FadeHubb Did him a favour tbh

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months

Walking on a dream x @ManCity When Pep made this boy's dream come true...

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@JustaDgen @StraightOOC

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@MJTruthUltra That cat picking his own name

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

1 month

@FightHaven First guy ordered a Big Smac

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@ManCity @PhilFoden @theofficialfwa Deserved✊🏼

𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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Phil Foden🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🪄 #ManchesterCity #Foden #PremierLeague #UCL

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@EverythingBoxi2 Why does he have backup singers

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

1 month

@FAFO_TV Slap made him forget where he was😂

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

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@City_HQs @BeanymanSports

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@COYSTTID3 @SamBirdyy @J_Carp15 AND send him money to get their lil message read out loud😂 worlds gone mad

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@NoCapFights Bro said:

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@markgoldbridge We can all shout juan juan five mate, why don’t you expand on that a lil, tell us some details😉

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

@mattcarlin12 When you watch green street for the first time

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

@propsMCFC Bro looked every single one of them in the eyes🗿😂

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@FAFO_TV How do you even find yourself in this situation😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

Phil Foden🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🪄 #ManchesterCity #Foden #PremierLeague #UCL

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

@ThisIsFG_ Great goal last night josko ☄️

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

4 months

@RobTebbutt Lives in my head this😂 true masterpiece, I love how the guy interviewing him is between two minds of wanting to get good content and not wanting him to over do it😂 ‘go on one more’ 😭

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@AndyHowe @matt_brading cognitive dissonance, can’t accept that city are successful so it MUST be some kind of cheating, common condition among football fans, funny thing is, remember when liverpool had that report that like half the squad had asthma, never gets talked about😂

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

3 months

@1aurarose He’s like ‘first time?’

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𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖

@Goalase_

2 months