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@bonerhitler

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Why would you light the back of the arrow on fire?

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@bonerhitler

4 years

*with tears in my eyes* Congress... thank you.

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@bonerhitler

2 years

RISE👏AND👏GRIND👏

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Lemme get a yee yee for unborn babies y’all.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Vaxxed?

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@nypost

1 year

Missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Scientists realeased a video a few months ago of one of these things freaking out after being followed by an ROV. They don’t just drift around.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Off the streets where? Atlantis?

Toronto Police Service Guns Seized #offthestreets

@TPSGunsSeized

3 years

#offthestreets this week

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Please coat my shit in 25 dollars worth of gold leaf, do not rest it after cooking, saw it into oblivion with a bread knife and then charge me a 300% markup.

Chun-Li

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3 years

Whew they really gone be mad when they realize I went back & got an even bigger steak the $600 one lol money well spent! Some most mfs will never experience because they can’t afford to!

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@bonerhitler

5 years

Someone needs to take the chalkboard away from this lady...

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@bonerhitler

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@bonerhitler

2 years

One of the few good things I ever did with my life was serve jury duty and acquit a guy who was lumped up on a federal drug conspiracy charge. 10 said guilty. 1 said I don’t know. And I said no. And for 2 days I argued better than his attorney until they all caved.

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@bonerhitler

2 years

MSG is healthier than salt. It’s salt but better and it contains 60% less sodium than regular salt. There is no such thing as an “msg allergy” because there are no allergenic compounds in msg.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

The hat shadow is killing me

Tim Pool

@Timcast

1 year

The worst thing about COVIDIOTS is how they leave their vaccines EVERYWHERE.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

It makes me happy that Chad Coleman is a cool guy IRL too.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Damn dude. Looking like absolute shit. Just awful. Lol.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Lol. Lmao.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

I wish we could go back to the time where I’d be a barefoot mud farmer yielding the road to the inbred failson of some “noble” dipshit on his way to fight his first cousin over a border that changed 300 times in one month.

CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon)

@FromKulak

1 year

What the hell happened to European civilization? Getting rid of Aristocracy was a fatal mistake. Whether its democracy or communism the landless have no business in the governance of the land. This was France just 200 years ago under the emperor:

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Breaking out this bad boy on a first date is certain to impress.

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@bonerhitler

7 years

This is my new favorite tweet

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@bonerhitler

3 years

This piece of shit is out here getting girls Pergrgnant

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@bonerhitler

1 year

It’s so sick they made a “sport” that took all of the bullshit out and went straight to “give the other other guy CTE”

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@bonerhitler

1 year

We got a thing goin

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@bonerhitler

2 years

So a platoon of the 262nd quartermaster battalion accidentally added me to their group chat. After lurking for a while they did a roll call and this happened. Lol.

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@bonerhitler

2 years

Complaining about how long someone’s funeral is…at their funeral… as a eulogy, has got to be a top 10 funniest trump moment. It’s an instant classic.

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

2 years

I can tell you one thing for sure, because he said it himself 5 times, Trump was definitely NOT expecting to sit through 3+ hours of hymns and stories at Diamond’s memorial service today: “They said about 15-20 minutes, in and out. This is a little longer than 15 minutes, right?”

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@bonerhitler

1 year

zip him into a backpack and drop it in a bathtub

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@bonerhitler

2 years

Going to Applebees and drinking 13 blue Hawaiian Long Island iced teas while telling the server I can’t have seed oils

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@bonerhitler

2 years

That guy was prolly guilty of something. But not what they were charging him with. Not by the standard the judge set. And I wasn’t gonna let the feds get the easy W on that one. I went 12 angry men mode for 2 days until the rest of them caved in.

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@bonerhitler

5 years

There’s a 1000% chance that this lady “owns her own business” selling essential oils.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

I’m an instacart shopper and I always go out of my way to not get the right items when my customer is a woman. It’s funny to me and there’s nothing they can do about it. When they complain that I grabbed the wrong cheese or whatever I just say “it’s basically the same thing”

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@bonerhitler

8 years

Two Thomas the tank engine reaction shot accounts are fighting on line. What an amazing time to be alive.

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@bonerhitler

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Everyone is talking about him punching a rotten tree but let’s really get into this...

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@bonerhitler

6 years

Whiskey drink = socialist Vodka drink = socialist Lager drink = socialist Cider drink = socialist Songs that remind us of the good times = socialist Songs that remind us of the best times = socialist

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Love this Bills guy just throwing himself into the middle of a political argument to set the record straight on Bills defensive numbers from the early 90s.

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@bonerhitler

6 years

I saw this guy the other day. When I asked him “what the hell” he said “I was working on a secret project and I wanted to blend in” and left it at that. Godspeed dude.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Boomers are reliving their glory days of flipping burgers for one summer to pay for 4 years of college and a 2 bedroom house.

Global BC

@GlobalBC

3 years

Faced with a shortage of workers, a small army of seniors in Sechelt is volunteering to cover shifts at restaurants and other small businesses, rather than see them close their doors because of a lack of workers. @Aaron_GlobalBC reports.

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@bonerhitler

7 years

Pls wear this hat to own the liberals.

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@bonerhitler

6 years

Love a good Chicago deep dish pizza...

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@bonerhitler

2 years

So somewhere around Worcester mass there’s a Laotian guy walking around (or not cause they got his ass on something else) who woulda been clinked up if I wasn’t an annoying bastard on his behalf.

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@bonerhitler

4 years

Me: I’m not gonna take on a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty. 3 beers later:

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@bonerhitler

6 years

Wow...we found the guy who can ACTUALLY play the worlds smallest violin...

Ben Shapiro

@benshapiro

6 years

@CamFAwesome More in my defense: I’m a classical musician.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Thing wasn’t pleased with being followed around.

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@bonerhitler

2 years

Vien, if you ever see this. WHADDUP!?!

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@bonerhitler

5 years

Bernard HUSSEIN Sanders.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

A few years ago the Air Force started to let crews bring back nose art for their planes but it is almost all weak ass shit like this.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Cumy wife 🇺🇸 ⭐️

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@bonerhitler

4 years

The puppet master continues to pull the strings

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5 years

This would never be allowed under communism

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@bonerhitler

2 years

Bet you this dude is red faced sobbing and shitting his pantaloons rn

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Awesome

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@bonerhitler

6 years

I’m bout to throw a wig on this boy...

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@bonerhitler

6 years

Mr. President, sir, I would be honored... HONORED, sir, if you would come over and fuck my wife.

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@bonerhitler

5 years

Inspiration for her next child

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@bonerhitler

8 years

Lmfao...

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Uhhh....yeah?

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@bonerhitler

3 years

She’s out the baby under this long flat rock as bait for small rodents. She is setting a classic “deadfall” trap.

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@bonerhitler

4 years

Chuck E Cheese telling me I’m not allowed to go there as a childless adult man is extremely Orwellian. It’s basically 1984. A book I read and understood.

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@bonerhitler

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YEAH IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO. A COUPLE TIMES ACTUALLY. IM A VICTIM AND LAUGHING ABOUT THIS IS VERY PROBLEMATIC.

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@bonerhitler

7 years

Robocop is short for Robert Cop

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Dear god! NO!

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@bonerhitler

3 years

@Papapishu It’s legit the most tasteless tacky thing you can do at a restaurant. Any place that even offers it has immediately made a joke of themselves.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Some of you will never experience this

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@bonerhitler

5 years

Uhhhhhh... what?

Josh Weinstock

@JDubs

5 years

Hey @bonerhitler , you just got a big shout (and likely a handful of new followers) from @chrissyteigen #OneTeam

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@bonerhitler

4 years

Wh......what?

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@bonerhitler

4 years

@DuckAlertsNOW This baby smokes philly blunt cigars and runs a bookie operation.

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@bonerhitler

5 years

Pants down, I’ll suck you off Headstrong, I’ll suck off anyone

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@bonerhitler

2 years

When I see an unguarded pie cooling on a windowsill

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Two fillets of salmon under here. See them again Saturday.

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Contrary to popular opinion, I am in fact capable of smiling

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@bonerhitler

6 years

Many years ago I was at a hardcore show and I kept farting in the mosh pit and everyone was complaining but nobody knew who it was and eventually the band yelled about it between songs and Nothing has made me that happy before or since.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

This is everyone under 25 to me now.

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@bonerhitler

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And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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@bonerhitler

6 years

Sorry ladies... but if you got rainbow hair you’re not getting any of this stud...

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@bonerhitler

1 year

@JUNlPER Mods! MODS!! This is not an epic meme! You have LOST the internet good sir!

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@bonerhitler

2 years

My favorite part of “quest for the holy grail” is that whenever you see the peasants they’re doing some completely asinine shit like stacking mud or hitting a river with a log. I have no illusions of what I’d be doing if I was born back then. I’d be smacking a river with a log…

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@bonerhitler

3 years

What the fuck are people even talking about...

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@bonerhitler

1 year

@aginnt Filling your diaper over a building and some spooky music. Hell yeah.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

So I cleaned it off. Cold smoked it. And here it is.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Two fillets of salmon under here. See them again Saturday.

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@bonerhitler

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@MittRomney @kyrstensinema

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@bonerhitler

1 year

Truckers… famous for being our nations healthiest members.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Rumsfeld died because he diarrhead at the pharmacy and then he slipped in the diarrhea and was trying to grab a shelf to regain his balance but he pulled it down on top of him and was crushed in the diarrhea. The shelf he pulled down? All diarrhea medicine. f.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

Folding a posters flag into a triangle and presenting it to John Legend. Chrissy shall post no more. She was guilty of her sins, but none more egregious than talking about me at some convention and getting thousands of normies to follow me.

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@bonerhitler

3 years

This guy is a fucking savage. He can have my vote. He earned it.

Steve Hofstetter

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This is barbed wire. Just so you know, their vote counts as much as yours.

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@bonerhitler

5 years

*3 years deep into a girls Instagram* Bitch, I know you went to the beach at some point...

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@bonerhitler

4 years

I work in the service industry. got a little money I can lean on for a while if things get bad. Most people I work with don’t and can’t. Only one dude wants to change this. If this shit doesn’t illustrate that to you, nothing will, or you just don’t care. In which case. Fuck you.

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