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@kisstheblade_

2 months

As an alcoholic, I've been watching some of you react to the very idea of a wedding without an open bar, and I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

"bestie" is a girl who knows what she wants, and has put in the sewing hours to prove it.

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8 months

Look at the hoodie my tube map loving son got from his bestie - she hand sewed it for him.

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Finally, fathers are using their large sons for good and not for crime.

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

A quick Google confirmed this, and also led me to learn that this most Italian crime imaginable is being combatted by the most macaronically named police operation in history.

𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯

@Atlanticesque

5 months

“Don’t buy the Italian olive oil at the supermarket, the mafia dilutes it” sounds like the most schizophrenic thing but it’s true

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@kisstheblade_

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I love this guy. He's this dutchman whose life's work is creating weird perverted bone monstrosities that roam the beach, powered by the wind. He's like the Jimmy Buffett of H. R. Gigers.

Wonder of Science

@wonderofscience

5 months

Animaris Rex is an 18-metre-long walking 'beach animal' propelled by the wind, created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

God using Drake to punish Plain White Ts for making Hey There Delilah is the type of event you cannot fully appreciate without a solid reading of the Old Testament prophets' view of the cycle of the mesapotamian empires.

Crub

@CrubTV

3 months

The Plain White Ts reacting to Drake covering Hey There Delilah in a fake Jamaican accent genuinely looks like NASA watching The Challenger disaster I’m crying man

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

It's amazing how ancient, how ancestrally ingrained the impulse to look at a terrifying gigantic carnivorous predator and go "aww this big baby looks like a FRIEND" is.

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@DilettanteryPod

1 year

Cave Bear, thirty-thousand years older than Jesus

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

Every single key to every single door in the Vatican being just carried around on a handful of keychains is one of the single most Italian things I have ever seen. It's the Italian version of Ireland's president being a literal leprechaun poet with a big friendly dog.

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7 months

You are not prepared to click this tweet.

KVOA News 4 Tucson

@KVOA

7 months

BREAKING NEWS: Tucson teacher loses job over OnlyFans account

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@kisstheblade_

2 months

Like: not even freaking out at the prospect of going to a wedding without alcohol at all, but freaking out at the thought of going to a wedding without free unlimited alcohol. Can you hear yourself? Do you know what you sound like?

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@kisstheblade_

21 days

Lol

Kyle Smith

@rkylesmith

21 days

To serve 24 years and then finally get the call to do something really trying -to retroactively earn all those paychecks, as it were - and then run away….to a military sensibility, it’s just unconscionable.

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@kisstheblade_

2 months

Unambiguous, unrestricted, total support for Haus of Decline in her war against these sniveling nerds.

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2 months

oh my god

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7 months

[most normal conservative in the world voice, offering marriage advice] Love, like all good things in life, is a colonial project of extermination,

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

Boy [clueless, likes collecting maps of public transport routes]: I just think they're neat! Girl [has spent two months making a bespoke subway map hoodie]: yeah... I love them too.

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6 months

See, this is why Slate is the best. Of all publications in the world, only Slate is the drunk aunt who will stand up in the middle of dinner and go "I'm tired of the hypocrisy, I'm tired of pretending we're not all thinking it: we need to kill Grandpa's dog, right now."

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@Slate

6 months

Let's face it: Joe Biden's dog should probably be dead

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@kisstheblade_

26 days

"Tim Walz isn't a real Lutheran, he's a SCHISMATIC" oh buddy, let me tell you one cool historical fact about Lutheranism.

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3 months

The phrase "a torrid homosexual affair between the two ugliest men imaginable" has been tattooed into the lines of my heart.

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2 years

God, I love Slate.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

I know it's homophobic and worrisome and has to be extremely hurtful coming from the pope, but at the same time: lmao. Come on, dude.

Repubblica

@repubblica

3 months

“C’è già troppa ‘frociaggine’”. Papa Francesco consiglia così, ai vescovi italiani, di non ammettere seminaristi gay

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@kisstheblade_

7 months

Asexuals using Grindr to make friends is like using a live raccoon as a paper weight. Can you do it? You can do whatever you want, dearest. Why are you trying to use this thing for that purpose, though.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

@focusfronting Isn't a salon somewhere where people in powdered wigs gossip and discuss philosophy while drinking that newfangled beverage, coffee.

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@kisstheblade_

9 months

Silence. That woman's stupendous gift for Evil Christmas aesthetics was the one good thing Trump brought to the White House.

ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪

@LePapillonBlu2

9 months

Retweet if you’re grateful that Melania Trump can’t ruin the White House Christmas decorations with her distasteful abominations. ✋🏽

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

Justinian had a whale archnemesis whose reign of terror lasted over a decade longer than Justinian's own.

matthew ellis

@matthiasellis

5 months

excuse me what

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@kisstheblade_

7 months

(I will also add that a woman having a bag with supplies ready in case a partner turns abusive is 100% different from a guy trawling tinder for a backup woman in case his wife leaves him, let's be serious for one second please)

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@kisstheblade_

4 months

It is absolutely not too late to put the genie back in the bottle on this one.

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4 months

It’s too late to put the genie back in the bottle, but legalization was a mistake and at the very least we need far-reaching federal regulation of sports betting.

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

It's like if the French police busted a gang of criminals blackmailing their victims with evidence of all their extramarital affairs, and called it "Operation Sacre Bleu"

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@kisstheblade_

2 months

"The thing you made and that I said I liked is bad, you should do it more like the internet nazi" "Go fuck yourself" "OH SO IT'S ILLEGAL TO POST ART CRITIQUES NOW"

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1 year

Do you even need to ask.

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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5 months

It's one of those things that simply sound awful and look awful, but try it and you will swear it's the best breakfast of your entire life.

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

I THOUGHT THEY WERE CALLED POP TARTS BECAUSE THEY POPPED UP OUT OF THE TOASTER.

Axel Foley (no relation)

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8 months

Easy money for a guy like me

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10 months

My God we are so close to a real life team rocket.

misha꙳

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10 months

finding out George Santos has a cunty criminal twin sister is the kind of plot twist that would be called unrealistic in a movie

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@kisstheblade_

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The command is "Love your neighbor". The question the parable answered was not "are foreigners more or less deserving of love than my immediate neighbor". The question was "who is my neighbor", and the answer a negation of this sort of ranking of love's recipients.

William Wolfe 🇺🇸

@William_E_Wolfe

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If you think the parable of the Good Samaritan means that you, as a Christian American, should love the military-age males illegally crossing the Southern Border MORE than blue-collar Joe the Plumber who lives down the street from you... You've totally missed the point.

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

Americans: imagine someone was stealing all the cheeseburgers and the FBI etc etc

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8 months

Just looking at those messy jumbles of keys is giving me a panic attack. I'm going to have nightmares about trying to open a door in the Vatican and trying out 500 keys all in one single keychain and not finding the right one even after hours of trying.

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To all the conservative lutherans rushing to say "just to be clear, this guy isn't one of ours! We're LCMS, we're the BASED Lutherans! He's not one of us!": thank you. You're doing the Lord's work today.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

Mamma mia, there's a too much faggiani in da seminary!

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

Poor people are you without money. That's what the "poor" part means, not having money.

memetic_sisyphus

@memeticsisyphus

3 months

The farmers market by my house accepts food stamps. Which is one of those things people who don’t know any real poor people think is a great idea. That theory of mind that says poor people are me without money.

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

At the end of the dream St. Peter, keeper of the keys, shows up and chastises me. "You'll never find the right key. That's why you need me!!" I wake up, convert to Catholicism. Spend the rest of my life terrified at the sound of keys.

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3 months

This is the delightful part of today's imbroglio: all the trads going "well at least this phony pope said one little based thing about all the f*gg*ts in the seminaries", my friend, who do you think he was talking about lmao. It's you.

S.A. Wassen ⚓

@a_wassen

3 months

Not Breaking News: Francis is a Boomer who sneers at "young-trads wearing grandmas nightie" and thinks all trads are gay, and thinks that's the scariest problem around.

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@kisstheblade_

6 months

FURTHERMORE: Slate is right! If presidents are not above the law, neither are their dogs! No one else's dog could get away with biting so many state officials and live. We, as a just and egalitarian democratic society, must execute Joe Biden's faithless, rascal dog.

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This is an extraordinarily shocking thing to say for someone who would be a priest if he went to a real church.

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@voiceofgeraldo Back in the day you could just join the racism factory right out of racist high school, now they make you go to racist college for a useless racism degree.

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This is me, tears streaming down my face, contemplating the beautiful and terrible mystery of the death and resurrection of the God-man.

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@CrubTV Wondrous and terrible are the ways of the LORD, who can withstand Him?

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2 months

As the oldest of three, I can tell that a lot of you only children would have benefitted immensely from the tyrannical yoke of an older sibling, to compel you into being normal.

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@kisstheblade_

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"What if there was a Counter-Christmas that celebrated the Fall of Lucifer and his angels" is not a holiday I would celebrate, tbf, but that woman had the vibe of it nailed the fuck down.

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

It's so funny that in the division of labor in this ideal marriage, it's the uneducated half that has to homeschool the kids. That sounds perfect, this cannot go wrong.

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She didn't go to university, which is why she can't spell "tattoos"

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@kisstheblade_

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Black Forest Ham is such a marketing triumph of a name. Imagine a ham sandwich. But this is no ordinary ham. No, traveller, this is ham from the BLACK FOREST, made from mysterious sylvan swine that are culled at midnight by rhinemaids with beaten bronze scythes. Taste, traveller.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

The Barbecue Option has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found difficult and left untried.

Orlando Sentinel

@orlandosentinel

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‘We’re not gonna barbecue our way out of this’: Wild pigs, conquering all Florida counties, are now taking over the U.S.

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@kisstheblade_

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The government should make everyone who says they couldn't beat a rat in a fight kill one. Just lock them in a room with a rat and tell them they can't come out until they killed it. This, I think, would instill confidence and vigor in them.

not that jack

@jackofspuds

5 months

Forget the grizzly - a third of Brits don’t think they could take a rat? Less than half think they could take a goose? A third think they’re good for a medium size dog?

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@kisstheblade_

2 months

MAN. If you want fifty angry hornets in your replies just mildly suggest people have an unhealthy relationship to the drink and go do something else for three hours.

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@kisstheblade_

2 months

As an alcoholic, I've been watching some of you react to the very idea of a wedding without an open bar, and I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

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Hatred of the weak is always satanic, always the ugliest aspect of devilish pride. Hatred of the poor, hatred of the ashamed and the stammering. Hatred of the inept. Hatred of the humble. Hatred of the afraid, hatred of those who are socially graceless. Hatred of children.

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@kisstheblade_

10 days

The youngest generation ever to contract grandpa brain. No boomer who was at Woodstock himself has ever been so self-indulgently sentimental about it as the average American millennial is nostalgic for playing Mario Kart 64 and eating pizza hut.

Country Goose °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

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I notice comments in posts like this that millennials are certain the sunlight was different in the 90s. As a millennial myself I have to agree.

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Sitting here and thinking about empress Theodora making Justinian's life miserable, nagging him, "did you kill that awful whale yet???" and Justinian getting more and more mad that none of his Wile E. Coyote like schemes have succeeded in capturing the rascal whale Porphyrios.

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6 months

@looksbizarre Their farm has one animal, and it happens to be the devil incarnate lmao

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

Yes, and it's Gordon Lightfoot singing about a shipwreck.

emily may

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8 months

the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" do men have someone like that?

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At first I hated the community notes thing, but man, it truly is a gift sometimes lmao.

Daily Mail Online

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Simone Biles flaunts her Birkins, Range Rover and Texas mansion - but the $25million Olympic gymnast has given no hand outs to her penniless birth mom who works as a cashier to make ends meet

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pea

@postingtime

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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?

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When Celine Dion was complained about Trump playing "My Heart Will Go On" during rallies I thought the song was playing like jock jams at a ball game, in the background while nothing was going on. Not that he made his whole crowd watch a video of her singing on the main screen.

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Trump campaign plays the theme from the Titanic at his rally

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Rod is the quaintest, most archaic subspecies of homosexual: the kind who pretends to be straight by trying to talk like a rough and tumble low class sort, but his idea of what those are like: a 30s gangster or an old timey sailor wearing the classic white uniform and cap.

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This was the guy who helped JD Vance become Catholic btw

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You will never - ever ever - convince me to enter a cave.

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I still can’t believe bro died like this

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

I'm not sure how much pasteurization costs per gallon, but I know it isn't free. What could the logic be behind selling a less processed product for TWELVE TIMES the cost of the regular pasteurized version other than full knowledge that your customers are stupid?

Jean-Michel Connard 좆됐어

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I set my location to San Diego to see how much milk actually costs. Could be cheaper (it's like $2 by me), but not bad!

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@kisstheblade_

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The NIV is great because it's surprisingly rare for Bibles to carry the smell of the time of their translation so strongly. You see it right off the bat in Gen 4 where the biblical "knew" becomes "Adam made love to his wife" and you know you got a bonafide 70s Bible in your hands

florence ☧

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Why do the Bible sites give you NIV as the default. does someone know a site that doesn’t try to indoctrinate you with lies

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I'm sure friendships can be made there. The human spirit is indomitable. But you will have an easier time on that app finding someone who will let you put your entire leg up their ass than you will finding someone to watch whatever it is asexuals watch (Gilmore Girls?)

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Today I have been sober for six months. Great and marvelous are your deeds, oh Lord God Almighty.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

Most customers of Golden Corral self-reportedly so hungry they "could eat a horse", 40% declaring they "haven't eaten in DAYS".

Aella

@Aella_Girl

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Most married men who saw me (a sex worker) reported their wives weren't having sex with them enough or at all.

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7 months

That perfect sweet spot where you're conservative enough to admire Chiang Kai-Shek but lib enough to worry about committing cultural appropriation. We in the biz call this the French Zone.

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2 months

What is this even called on the menu. Do you just scream "SLOP BOARD" at the waiter and they know what to bring you?

Brandon Pope TV

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2 months

Milwaukee’s food scene is UNDERRATED and deserves respect. Crew dinner last night. Yes, this is a pasta flight.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

Man. Italian is such a beautiful language.

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@kisstheblade_

1 year

We must not allow Jamelle Bouie to develop strong opinions about male fashion, the poster's bloodbath between him and that assassin sartorialist would be too great.

b-boy bouiebaisse

@jbouie

1 year

Thomas, if this is how it’s going to be, I have a question for you. In your first memoir, you describe assaulting a girlfriend. If, today, someone witnessed you speaking aggressively to a woman, and assaulted you, would you consider it justifiable given your own background.

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I have never seen, in my life, a stronger and more glorious argument for large multigenerational households.

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2 years

I would entrust my life and liberty to the hands of this greasy huckster without a second thought.

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@kisstheblade_

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My father was a conservative Trump fan and Bolsonaro voter and I cannot put into words how strongly I'd rather have him still be around than wander about the internet telling people some politician is my dad.

CQ

@coketweet

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Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News.

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@stealthygeek @BrandyLJensen Taking notes.

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@kisstheblade_

1 year

Making a priest pretend to read from a sixth century manuscript - holding it in front of her so she can read it - while reciting a passage in perfect modern English is, I will admit, a perfect and hilarious Anglican move.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

I'm sorry but if you do not cheer for the Calvinist hurdler you are my enemy. I need her to win every medal.

Jeremy Wayne Tate

@JeremyTate41

3 months

“The whole purpose and central motivation of my life, as the Westminster Catechism says, is to glorify God and enjoy him forever.” - Sydney McLaughlin Just finished her book. What an amazing human! And she’s going to destroy the competition in Paris.😊

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@kisstheblade_

1 year

Baseball is a fascinating sport. Only in the wide open plains and prairies of the New World would it be possible for a turn based table top strategy game to be played with real people instead of game pieces, on a wide field instead of a board. The most decadent, pervertiest game.

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@kisstheblade_

4 months

From Wikipedia's portal index, here are the main divisions of the topic "Human Activity":

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@kisstheblade_

2 months

Just one thing, but it's a big one: God is, in fact, real.

Richard Dawkins

@RichardDawkins

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What do religious people think I got wrong in "The God Delusion" ?

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@kisstheblade_

1 year

Me (at the pub with the lads): you coulde not dragg me to the corownation of the false king even with ten wilde horses [sees the Constable glaring at me out of the corner of my eye] because I shalle go vouluntarilie, God save goode King Charlie

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@MadocCairns

1 year

Im going to abjure and abhor the false King Charles Windsor except if he brings back the royal touch of healing in which case I support him unconditionally and will be going to Buckingham palace immediately to get my face stroked thaumaturgic style by his praeternatural majesty

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@kisstheblade_

8 months

Henry: I love the gays, you guys are great. Most Normal Man In The World: I think I know exactly the right thing to say. Ahem,

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

The fact you keep calling it a fucking cookie is on its face proof he was right not to give it to you, you crazy bitch.

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@cnalive

3 months

A priest in Florida bit the forearm of a woman he says was desecrating the Eucharist in a Communion line at church this past Sunday and has now been charged with one count of battery.

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@kisstheblade_

1 year

If Jesus got catapulted straight into a brick wall I would have a little trebuchet medallion with some little latin equivalent of "shoot me dear Lord straight up to heaven" on it, yes. Exactly.

Owen Benjamin 🐻

@OwenBenjamin

1 year

If all you Catholics are so offended because I’m buzz killing your Good Friday, I have a crazy idea. Get off Twitter. If Jesus was hung would you guys stare at his hanging body and reflect on why it was your fault? Would you wear little nooses around your neck? If they used an

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

Anarchist who calls King of Prussia, Pennsylvania "Fred" because he refuses to legitimize monarchy.

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

What if you took your drive to create bizarre biomechanical monstrosities, but instead of getting all psychosexual with it you made a fun little beast that walks around the beach all day. What a guy, what a legacy.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

One feature Civilization 2 had that needs to come back is the board of advisors with live action actors playing out little arguments. Military guy freaking out, demanding you build more elephants while the weasely economist coos "We are rich sire! Rich, rich, rich!"

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

If you keep talking like that no one will want to sit with you at the Vatican cafeteria, Francis.

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT using that "fine line" quote, are you fucking with me. That one's going straight into the repertoire.

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@kisstheblade_

4 days

What is it about that fabrication that medieval peasants barely worked and did nothing for half the year that so gratifies, so pleases the most reprehensible dullards on this website.

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

"I'm too liminal to go to church" is the absolute dumbest excuse ever not to convert, just be honest and say you don't believe in it you absolute charlatan.

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@kisstheblade_

25 days

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes" so I've narrowed down who "she" might be, and unfortunately it's either the Church or the Great Whore of Babylon.

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@kisstheblade_

17 days

Dorothy L. Sayers wrote an interesting essay called "Are Women Human?" where she points out that any time someone asks the dismissive question "why would a woman want to do/wear/study this or that?" the absurdity of the question is revealed when you ask: Well, why would a person?

Josh Marshall

@joshtpm

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JD Vance: raising grandchildren is “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female.”

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@kisstheblade_

15 days

Okay, this is the one person I would let David Bentley Hart step in and take his Bible away. I'm sorry, you don't get to read the Bible any more, you need to go back to being a medieval peasant who gets intimidated into behaving by the judicious use of Machiavellian priestcraft.

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@kisstheblade_

6 months

There are, I suppose, less interesting ways to commit suicide than to point a gun at hundreds of drug dealers at the same time.

Rebecca Tidy

@DrRebeccaTidy

6 months

The #1 darknet drug market – Incognito – took all of its users' money earlier this month. Now the admin is demanding that every user pays a ransom of $200 to $20k by May. Otherwise he will snitch + post their personal info – including order details – online for police to see.

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@kisstheblade_

5 months

The funniest thing Tolkien could do is if in the end when Frodo and Bilbo and the elves all go to the Grey Havens to take the ship to heaven, they find out Gandalf isn't coming because he doesn't believe in magic any more and now only cares about nylons, lipstick and invitations

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@kisstheblade_

3 months

This may be an another situation where something innocent was entirely mistranslated and blown out of proportion. But man, I do not like the sound of "frociaggine", as an expert on the subject that doesn't just sound like a homophobic slur, it sounds like a REAL GOOD ONE too.

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@kisstheblade_

1 year

"Was Mary an emotionally withholding mother for making baby Jesus sleep in a manger?" is such a deliciously protestant take, I am rotating it in my mind like a 3d tetramino and glorying in it.

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@kisstheblade_

10 months

Their goal was to know their enemy... but then they knew too much.

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

10 months

If were in charge of choosing the next pair of detectives for TRUE DETECTIVE S4: who would you like to see?

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@kisstheblade_

9 months

Do people really not understand that the evil God is supposed to be defeating is us. We're the evil. We're the bad guys. God has chosen to destroy evil by slowly, gradually saving us and drawing us towards Him, instead of blinking us out of existence, and you're complaining.

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@dsaorthocaucus

9 months

q: if God was "all-powerful" why doesnt he defeat evil? a: has he not and is he not doing that?

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