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It's one thing for your life to be an Ibsen play. It's another to realize you're meant to be unsympathetic until you get blorbofied two centuries later

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

Apparently bunnies and kittens get along well because when the cat grooms the rabbit, each of them thinks they're the dominant figure in that transaction. I think about this a lot.

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@Demi_theynd

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Radcliffe spent years after his star-making role intentionally taking the absolute weirdest projects he could find to avoid being typecasted the rest of his life and became universally beloved for it and I love that for him

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

I have never seen anything go "...oh you BITCH" harder than this completely featureless iron ball

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@MigueOchoNueve

2 years

JAJAJAJA surrealista #PS4share

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

See this is why I've headcanoned that the rest of the secret service hates Leon because no one believes his stories

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

The fallout of the fake hrt supplements is so funny "surely trans women aren't terminally online, well-connected with each other and familiar with how internet hate campains work aaaaaand it's been 48 hours and they know my address"

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

Oh he finally realized marriages are described as a union

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@nypost

3 years

#BREAKING #EXCLUSIVE : Elon Musk and Grimes break up after three years together

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@Demi_theynd

5 years

Yo as an English major I gotta fucking sit down and stare in awe at "gotta put narratives in any show possible". It's... it's perfect

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@DegenerateThing

5 years

When media stars white people, it's ordinary. When media stars mixed race people, it's a "political narrative"

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

I think a lot about how Matt Berry just very calmly and professionally went "yeah I probably wouldn't do that bit these days. Standards for comedy change all the time, what can you do." and suffered zero career pushback because THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY, GRAHAM

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@StopTweetingMia

2 years

Adolf Hitler: the Jewish debate left me with a hole in my head

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

Dude went "I'm sick of being called wizard boy, I'm gonna take this role of a farting corpse" and if you put his face on the quarter I don't think anyone would really complain

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

It is very funny, by the way, how Bridget Guilty Gear basically looked dead straight into the camera and said "I'm trans actually" and chuds tried to salvage that and each attempt was more pathetic than the last

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

🫡 "And that's when I shot the dynamite out of his hand as he threw it, killing the entire group. 🙄 "Was this before or after you teamed up with a wolf to fight a cave troll?"

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

"The dude who invented the modern understanding of cults could only watch sissy hypno porn in twenty second chunks to avoid becoming a paypig" is something that will never stop being funny to me, if only because the wider societal implications are horrifying

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

@MichaelTichyNP Starred in some of the most profitable films ever made by age twenty and then went "hey um the entire Hollywood media apparatus is terrible, I've decided I'm going to fuck with it"

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Apparently West credited this appearance specifically with restarting his career in a way he really had fun with and I think that's really sweet

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@DysphoriaQueen “Disgusting manthing thank you for the bits”

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

"Oh one of my bits aged poorly? Yeah I can see how that would, sorry about that." *goes on to have a stable career as a universally beloved character actor* vs "No it's vital I be perceived as morally just at all times!" *loses career, marriage, respect of his peers*

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

I took a scriptwriting course at George Brown college in Toronto where the showrunner was one of the profs. He disparaged all of my ideas, bragged about how he made all his protagonists women, kept trying to bum $20 off the students and fucking died after the first semester

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@TransSalamander

3 years

post an older tv show today's kids probably haven't heard of

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Fuck if this doesn't still just hit like a ton of bricks

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@Demi_theynd

5 years

@ESG__EDITZ @Cubano_Boxing @kikicheea The American dream baby: if you love something and you're good at it you too can succeed!

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@Abitchgailuwu "Ehehehe"-bun

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@Demi_theynd

4 years

@4000knives @semiperfect_kc *Me getting kicked in the ribs as I'm down*: "Ha ha you're so *spits out tooth* tall"

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

I like how many languages the QRTs are this is just a humanitary constant

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@st_eligius @ndasfw

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

God Shinzo Abe getting assassinated via what I can only describe as a contraption was one of the absolute funniest days on this site

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@2Bonus2Eruptus

2 years

What do Elon Musk and Shinzo Abe have in common? Nothing yet, cowards.

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

I think a lot about how the incremental progress political position in Disco Elysium is the only one that will actually kill you stone dead if you complete it

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@mjs_DC

1 year

To put it mildly, this is extraordinarily disappointing and a total reversal from a position the Biden administration has taken since Day One. Wow.

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

I will never tire of this gif

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

You know that fantasy trope about how the first of some race like demons or fae or whatever is the most powerful one? Mary Shelly was that but for goths

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌲Merry Melkormas🌲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@MorgothArc

2 years

I'm sorry Mary Shelly did what?

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

This is what we call anomaly bias. Were he an economics professor instead of archeology he would be woefully underperforming

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@DrillbotKillbot The rest of the service is like "there is no way you roundhouse kicked like five hundred people in 24 hours dude" forgetting that he is canonically 26 and thus his knees can just kind of do that still even after an all-nighter

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

The fucking arrows sticking in the dying animation is so good

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@EeveeKing13 @Saberspark Cha-cha real smooth *commits murder*

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@Demi_theynd

5 months

@epistemophagy You know in retrospect maybe giving a woman more money than God while telling her that she single-handedly saved literacy in a generation of children that would have otherwise only watched this newfangled anime might have been a bad idea.

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

@_Be_not_Afraid Same reason they can never really replicate the way that we speak, even the cutesy meme-y wing of us I suppose. It's a point of pride to never fully understand us.

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

There's a certain indignity to the fact that not only do you have to work menial jobs at starvation wages but they expect you to be as chipper as a golden retriever the entire time as well

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@nypost

1 year

Let’s be blunt — legal weed is turning New York workers into zombies

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

My man that I have never heard of in my life went "graphic design is my passion, I love all the gays!" and my earnest response is "fuck yeah brother, I would take a bullet for you"

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@JohnLeguizamo

1 year

I support my trans brothers and sisters! Luv is luv ! More power to u!

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

@AnimalJayson Not to mention how deeply cowardly the rep is in the Mass Effect games

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@techwontsaveus The fact that he's explicitly doing this to "cure" the neuro-atypical is uhhhh well it certainly doesn't help the case of the nerds going "it's not eugenics actually"

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Remember kids, this was all made possible due to weird fetish shit insulating the furry community from being co-opted by capital!

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Something I've realized about Zagreus is that there's a bit of a taboo against "courteous boy next door nice guy heroes" in a lot of writing because they're considered boring, but Zag's a nice dude on borderline Superman levels and he still comes across as compelling and likeable

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@ThDenWheja That's because you forgot to factor in the delta of "did this rock have a real bad day?"

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

@JJSiegrist I mean the dude spent his formative years working alongside some of the most esteemed actors of his generation, I would be shocked if he didn't turn out to be a good actor by the end

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@BusinessInsider @AkiIto7 Okay I'm basically the exact demographic of millenial this is referring to and while I did get screwed over I'm gonna say I'm pretty confident that the generation trying to find work during a multi-year pandemic probably has it worse

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@LilySimpson1312 The books have this really weird relationship with black comedy where they just have it there and it's treated as whimsical and fun (see: Harry putting santa hats on the decapitated mummified heads of house elves for Christmas at the Black estate)

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@Abitchgailuwu @sIugma I have a reply to the tune of "I'm guessing yunkook is a ship name that has to do with the kpop dude junkook" and all the replies are kpop fans doing the online equivilent of racoons staring into the flashlight when you catch them in your trash can

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

lmao people getting paicky about the trans mafia because we found who did the fake poison hrt *because his name was where you did the paypal to buy it* is so funny, this is the most "tutorial to Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" shit humanly possibly holy goddamn

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@Demi_theynd

7 years

@princess_stef69 D'aww thanks

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

It is obscene how difficult it is to dig yourself out of poverty on your own. The sheer amount of appointments often with zero lateness wiggle room, of travelling *obscene* distances between them, the fact that most places that will hire you are often sketchy if not predatory...

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2 years

Wait a minute, we’re supposed to NOT detest the people that caused this?

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Cars was widely considered like, Pixar's first mediocre movie when it came out this is some serious revisionism

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

*looks at numbers* huh

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

The Dr Han meme is fascinating to me because half of it is genuinely autistic people kind of ironically showing their frustration at how television depects autism and the other half are very clearly using it as an excuse to dunk on autistic people

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Naw gryphoneer was completely in the right here

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

It's incredibly funny talking about Skinamarink with people who haven't seen it and I'm like "THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE, IT IS ON SIGHT WITH THIS RAT BASTARD!" and it's this thing

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@TheDouggernaut Jack Black switching accents every sentence still sends me.

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@RaijuTheKaiju @Socpens @RustyShackleman "FUCK OFF I say as I choose that option" is such a mood

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

@CriminalUnionFW "It's a naturopathic alternative to hrt and-" *the entire trans community, many of whom are well aware of things like black licorice, spearment and horse urine*

Dragon of Dojima unlock - Yakuza 0

Scene triggered by unlocking the "Legendary" combat style.Yakuza 0https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA05070_00

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@Break111710 I hate to break this to you but hippo is actually the least wise answer

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@Demi_theynd

6 years

Are you a "unironically uses gosh and heck" trans or a "uses fuck like punctuation" trans?

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Jonah Hill is about to have the single most confusing morning of his life

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@ATFujoshi

2 years

Kanye has decided Jews are okay again after watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street "No Christian can be labeled antisemite knowing Jesus is Jew Thank you Jonah Hill I love you"

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

Okay I've got to ask my fellow millenials here: did any of you, at any point in your lives, view participation trophies as anything other than adding insult to injury when you lost? Like, *any* of you?

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@christapeterso

1 year

these guys have got to get new material

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@scotchfields I'm so glad I just have this on hand

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

Shoutout to whoever at IGN chose the picture to make it look like Danny DeVito has ascended

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@IGN

3 years

Danny DeVito abruptly lost his Twitter verification, following a tweet he made in support of the Nabisco workers during a strike.

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Something I learned about the founding of Alcoholic's Anonymous lately is that a lot of it came down to one of the founders taking a hallucinogen (Belladonna) and BOY HOWDY they sure left out that particular bit of crucial information literally everywhere I've gone!

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@Demi_theynd

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@epistemophagy journalistic language was a mistake

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@biggestjoel "Excuse me but Siegfried existed in the glorious past, how could Wagner possibly be making work with Nazi-sympathizing overtones?"

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@MajesticDelive1 @diegoenjoyer @sixtytriggers "This is for granny Erina?" *smug* "Oh you mean that backwater shrew?" *stops time, kicks a hole in a wall, returns to smug pose*

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Well AI is able to recreate real-life comedians pretty well I guess

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@storylinefever

2 years

AI Seinfeld milkshake ducked hard

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

"Oh god, oh fuck, so no one's actually played this game right? We can claim it's like Soul Calibur III and if you miss the prompt to dodge the cage she's still a dude and therefore it isn't gay to jack off to her- what do you mean people actually bought this game?!?"

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

@JUNlPER We're all autistic, good luck getting us to injest anything more sketchy than Monster energy drinks, nerd!

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@EagleBaby420 You ever think it dawns on them when they're jerking off over ancient royalty that a lot of aristocracy and royalty didn't actually have all that many kids? Even with ones lost to miscarriage in higher castes they didn't tend to have many more kids than the average family has now

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@_LucasSperli @_Bernardo_Gamer "Hard to keep track it's kind of a blur whether the troll lava pit came before the Fantabulous Gearmetric Lava Traversal Device. Definitely before the giant clockwork statue of a little person chased me across a bridge though." "Dude just admit you hid in the forest for a day"

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

Like the other three are all various degrees of ridiculous and pathetic and a little sad but "I trust these big institutions to do the right thing! :D" one is the only one that actually gets you killed

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@EdgyPsychic @xMightyPeanut n**t

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@Demi_theynd

4 years

@on_verbs I'm not sure how to feel about the idea that the Flash's power level is directly proportional to how horny he is

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@Hollyfox142 It is buck-wild

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@MasterJediMara @BobaFettANHSE @Darth_VaderNo1 @SeanMODonnell1 @TwinSunsLeader @stardust1006 @GRhysode1 @MentorSkywalker @TheMikeyFlash @TIESuperior @ThaMandalorian

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@Demi_theynd

1 year

@DonnieDorko4 Well they used AI to make the photo of their fake president so maybe they expected people in AI to clap like seals :V

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@Nieveria22 @Haurmeya It’s not GOTY material unless at least three developers went to the hospital so that you can push around pencils on a desk. Also you will sometimes fall into the shadow realm when you exit a car (acceptable)

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@Demi_theynd

4 years

@catholicdad420 Any time something is advertised as the smartest show on television, it's always dumber than a sack of hammers

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

"Okay so maybe in the original-still overt, huh? Reactivate the account that claims to be a Japanese housewife and... okay so no one cares and they all know he is clearly a white dude. FUCK"

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@zestocles @BLPMikey Poison Ivy meanwhile has been spending years in bureaucratic hell

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@guy_freire Musk is currently reaching for his phone, tantalyzing inches away, as he's wrestled to the ground by a half-dozen members of Tesla's board of directors

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@Iron_Spike CK2 occupies the same spot in my soul as Dwarf Fortress where my eyes just glaze over looking at any given screenshot but I could listen to stories of the absolutely insane shit that happens in it for hours

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@hausofdecline *cumming* I've reached the mainframe

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@Demi_theynd

7 years

@CrysCurtisArt Who the hell refers to their own work as "a great book"? There are literal grandmasters who only go as far to say that one of their works is "quite good"

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Reeling at the knowledge of Brendan Frasiers large adult anime protagonist sons

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@xicacha

2 years

This week I learned that Brandon Fraser has beautiful sons. Also. TALL AF MY GOODNESS. Brendan is fully like 6'2"ish right?

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@Demi_theynd

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@Haurmeya The woman bet against the internet's two loves: Goku and low buy-in casual misogyny. She never stood a chance

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@Demi_theynd

6 years

@KellyTownsend11 @andreuswolf There was a movie where Michael Jordan played basketball with Bugs Bunny and there was a sexy lady rabbit in it and that's why my generation all want universal health care now.

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

Learning a lot about kpop today

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@Demi_theynd

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@SpiderHyphenMan Still waiting on it tbh but it seems solid on account of the fact he left his real name on the paypal needed to buy something from him

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@lackingsaint The Witch-King of Angmar was defeated in pitched combat by, oh let's say Moe

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

I've gotten enough comments (and uh, wow this went farther than I thought) that I think it's only responsible to state that this very much depends on the rabbit and cat in question. Please do not buy pets that might kill each other because of a post on the internet

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

So fun fact about that: it was a call-in vote that won on a razor-thin margin, and they found out later that one dude set up some kind of robo-dialer to vote for having Jason killed hundreds and hundreds of times

SNNC 🇳🇬

@NotoriousCLEM2

3 years

80s Batman readers after voting for a child to be beaten with a crowbar and killed in an explosion

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Being an Animorphs kid rules because you get to roll up with airhorns and go "hey that goofy cover art series? The comic relief character gets disembowled in book five and he passes out as the shopaholic teen beats an alien to death with her own severed arm"

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@IronEchoGames

2 years

K.A. Applegate wearing a Protect Trans Kids shirt at a panel, Animorphs fans are thriving. 😭😭😭

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@Demi_theynd

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@2damntrans "I avoided eye contact, as I forgot my pokemon at home and would not be able to answer the call to duel" like what did she think was going to happen here?

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@UPL1FT "niche topics like art history" lmao come the fuck on, chief

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

Well I just got a whole lot more understanding of 19th century sailors I tell you what

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@Demi_theynd

2 years

@Patraverse "You did not suplex a man's head off, you get carded at half the bars we go to."

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@Demi_theynd

4 years

@FreyjaErlings @OerbaDiaErin Come to think of it I'm pretty sure most trans women in their twenties I've met have completely memorized the theme song

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@Demi_theynd

3 years

@lackingsaint "Oh so Jasmine doesn't want a husband? She's too liberated to have a MAN in her life? Too against traditional fairy tale values?" *Jasmine marries the classicly handsome man who goes into battle with a sword against a giant monster to rescue her* "Ah well, nevertheless"

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