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Going forward, I'm just going to respond to any references about the Dolphins and their playoff drought with "Your face is". Please respect my decision.

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@chick_in_kiev It's also defamation. Lawyer up and hit them where they live: Their wallet.

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@aniscapular @fuckyouiquit Oh bless your heart.

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@MWadzeckKraus @RohitaKadambi Me, daylights. And sunsets

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@callmehuie "Fraudulent Night Lights"

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@Kat28112919 @ChillStableGuy My deepest sympathy regarding your Stockholm Syndrome.

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Ben Roethlisberger : "I did the dumbest thing imaginable down 3 inside the 10" Derek Carr: "Hold my beer" #DALvsOAK

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@HannahM_Writes @FarrahRochon @BayAlden "I'm lost" is an underrated emotional gut punch.

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@SHAQ @TurnerSportsEJ @Candace_Parker The size of the drip reservoir:

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@mikescollins The "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" crowd seems to all be lined up for favors like a Corleone wedding.

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@LeBatardShow "Today is Wednesday, and that means we're running the Rogue Jokic Brothers Protocol"

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When we find out Damar Hamlin is going to be okay, THEN we can laugh about the fact that both teams told Roger Goodell to go fuck himself.

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@fuckyouiquit That wasn't a tractor they were riding.

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@Chip14070990 @SeanYoo Left Shark deserved a shout.

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The dude from BTS with the gold jacket and crayon red hair is my spirit animal. #NewYearsRockinEve

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@johnnycanuck71 @sangherajasmine This is why women cover their drinks around you, probably.

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@LeBatardShow Notice plain clothes security was RIGHT the eff there as if this was a scenario Ball Arena officials had preemptively hypothesized and ran drills for.

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@karinasophia12 To be fair, JFK did have a well-documented history of back issues.

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@justinbieber This aged like fine wine.

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@espadadefidel @Sometimeschilln These two things are not mutually exclusive.

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The alternatives were "Wakanda", "Zamunda", "Busch Gardens" and "Everything the sun touches" #Nambia

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@tinycans *Reads OP comments* There's only one thing to say: "Cover your drink"

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@WAChiefsFan @TheCinemaTicket There's TWO great DeNiro payphone scenes... "Where am I? I am in Boise, Idaho. No, no, no, I am in Anchorage, Alaska. No, I am in Casper, Wyoming, I am in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I am wearing a pink carnation."

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@acechhh @MilesKlee The hell of it is, she did what you're SUPPOSED to do...not escalate and try to talk them off the ledge.

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@parismartineau Let that sink in.

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@BFoley82 @hoptine @agreenphotog Was the microphone diabetic as well?

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The lesson we learned from Richard Spencer tonight: When you're too racist for Alabama, you're too racist.

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@lindorbaez @DanClarkSports I've deleted better Tweets than that.

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@FINALLEVEL Arizona be like:

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@IAmJRaff @MaraWilson More telling quote from Hamill: "Harrison would have been a great director if he wasn't so lazy."

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@brad_stay @pattonoswalt WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREEEEEEEEE

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@callmehuie Who's he looking for, his wife and kids?

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@PrologueBlack @thelatinochild @jww4

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@MWadzeckKraus @RohitaKadambi ...but not midnights. Never midnights.

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@Parmark22 @bfishbfish Guessing this is not the first time you've seen this but:

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@astuck @dustinrhodes

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@LeftwardBound The judges would have also accepted using LSU Shaq instead of using Lakers Shaq twice. 😁

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@StellarianNoah @Rock1981M @Avalanche @AltitudeTV @AltitudeSR @BallCorpHQ Retweeting Civil War threats but you're scared of rainbows. Pick a lane, Noah.

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@LeBatardShow A Tribe Called Queso

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@Grim1Tim @AgentRachelLuba @alannarizzo You were saying?

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@katewillett That's a lot of chocolate milk that went to the banks when they collapsed. IJS.

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@CaliSenhor @mo_el_le That's an old trick to prevent any corporate action out of spite. If you don't know who the one vote was, you can't be sure if you're smiting the right person. So if you're Starbucks, It's playing Russian Roulette with a wrongful termination action.

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@Cindtrillella @SuaveBry It cuts right to this scene tho. Fun fact: Gene Wilder kept ad-libbing in this scene until he could make Cleavon Little break. That laugh is real.

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@blandCinema @MattWallace888 $8

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@Wisewonders @maquel323 @davidbix Professional Clout Provocateur

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@TomatoGrandpa I appreciate the clarification. But I fear it won't stop every Kirk and Karen in the known universe from jumping up and down going "YOU SEE?" at the ME report.

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Rob Manfred, electing to start #ALDS Game 5 of #CLEvsNYY at 9 p.m. as opposed to postponing until tomorrow:

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@laurjbrown "You spent your whole career frowning..." "I never smiled. There's a difference."

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@theminardiparty @enfynyty When ableism is your 7th-worst quality....

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@fuckyouiquit If nothing else, it breaks the first rule of comedy: The one about how punching down isn't funny.

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@CrossleyColor @Allison_Tolman At some point in the last two decades Polish jokes ceased to be and I don't see anyone now saying "Hey, what happened to the Polish jokes?" The point is fat jokes wouldn't be missed 10 years from now if they quietly disappeared tomorrow.

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@profitwithant @GoldenKnightGFX Gas station is a misrepresentation. It's more of a service center that has gas, giant convenience store and 1-2 fast food franchises under its roof and really common at Midwestern and Southern Interstate exits.

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@MilesKlee @bart_smith Alternative scenario: One day he came too close to a storm drain and that's how we got Ronald McDonald.

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@LexiAlex Legal precedent. Tom Waits v Frito Lay. Google it, kids.

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@Purewater71 @criceole8 Hi, I'm the concept of "Speaking on behalf of other people who aren't as fortunate". I don't think we've met.

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@inthiphopsummit Reporting =/= inciting. Try again.

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@FeasterFamine @kelvincub @SopanDeb You can probably message him through his Grindr account, tho.

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@NXNETYNINE @KentThaDon @MAGamer36759325 @WrestlingHumble

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@aidan_on_twitr @ZackBornstein Everything about you is out of a Blue Check AI algorithm.

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@joel_geier @BrianMFloyd I would say this would be damaging to his career but his actual career decisions already beat it to the punch.

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@royelee4 @Jason_Sarney The Bills ran into a historically great game planner, a veteran team that played at its absolute apex and a historically great dynasty. They unfortunately didn't get a season where the Dirty Bird Falcons or the Kerry Collins Giants snuck in.

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@paynushurts But come Monday it'll be alright.

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@Skeet_mh @3MWD__ @celticsforum @JohnRam60808162 Imma just leave this here:

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@Premium_Steve @netw3rk You misspelled "reasonably expected bag of money for services rendered".

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@Kaiserca75 @TheQuartering I'm sure he will prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law so I'm really not sure what your beef is.

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@KentuckianUSA @TrueFactsStated And neither will anyone else until September. Your point?

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@franklinleonard Soak it in. I have to live with being an even whiter Alex Winter.

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@AbeGoldfarb Since Weird Al's entire career is based on getting permission, this is legally binding.

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@bagelpicbot Basically anyone who goes out of their way to say how much they "keep an active and healthy lifestyle".

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@HazelnutMocha69 @WapiroBen @williamlegate I'd like to solve the puzzle...

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@MarcD1075 @KevinHBell Downside: Playing varsity basketball in jorts may be a hindrance.

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@BariAWilliams @karlitaliliana Yes, because nothing is going to stop Netflix's spiral quite like a crew of middle management administrators.

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@waltermasterson "Interesting. I'll look into it."

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@JoeSchoenFan @RajChipalu Game 7 hockey sudden death OT.

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@rferris94 @ActualAlexZ @News12 @RexChapman @News12NJ Even if he did, it's just locker room talk, it's just being politically incorrect it's just joking, it's just [every god damn excuse made for Trump's behavior since 2015].

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@Procrastinappe1 @SheaSerrano That's like going to The Grand Canyon and saying "meh, it's supposed to be that scenic" rather than marveling at the scenery.

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@4evrmalone Memo to Nivea: that's NOT what The Pepsi Challenge means.

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@cameronsalerno1 Curiously, he's been cleared to streak on the field for the second half.

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@Deb67088601 @MonicaHesse Kinda busy surviving the fucking present. Hope this helps.

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"Adam Sandler" and "Denise" are trending at the same time.

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@MicahhParsons11 Canes Twitter:

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@fuckyouiquit You know what would have been nice? A bonus paymint.

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@VinceMancini @drewmagary

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@midnight What Does Normal Laughter Sound Like? #ThingsHillaryGoogles

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@FortyYoung @reynardmuldrake "BUT MEEEEEEEEEE!"

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@heroesahead @BenjaminCrew1 Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

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@m_booker1 @drewmagary Brian Daboll:

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@MattBinder @Mobute

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@BrandonLive @thedudefrugal @williamlegate @bitcrazed SCATHING CRITICISM

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@jeanie31199 @PixarTurningRed @disneyplus Ma'am, this is a Pizza Planet.

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@EacklesLedell @jeradwalker I've been in Chicago almost three years now and I've learned the following: 1) Deep dish is for tourists and 2) If you swing a dead cat around Uptown, Lakeview or Andersonville you'll hit 10 people who have a "Billy was a dbag to me" story.

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@ATLUncensored On top of everything else that WH is apparently in a jurisdiction-less No Man's Land. That can't be an accident.

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@Addison_Peacock @Reetraw87 @showmetheyamz To your point, the difference between Barney Stinson and Ross Gellar is Barney is unapologetically awful and knows it and Ross THINKS he's the good guy but in reality he is the absolute judgmental worst.

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