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@thelatinochild

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Tan hermosa la vida y tan pendeja la gente 🇵🇪 Award-Winning Sports Idiot @SFGate gabe.fernandez @sfgate .com丨Signal: 415-900-2376丨 @SFCGuild he/him

Oakland, CA
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Gabe Fernandez, it’s so hold over
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I wrote about the effects that climate change could have on the high school fall sports calendar in the wake of new heat illness mandates across California
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Donald Trump getting covid vs. a state with one of the largest black populations in the country getting covid
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“Too racist for an Ole Miss frat” is fucking insane
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The University of Mississippi student who made the monkey noises at a Black woman has been kicked out of his fraternity. Phi Delta Theta announced his removal today. Earlier, the UM NAACP called on UM to expel Phi Delta Theta member JP Staples.
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Cops killed two innocent people and fired a load of bullets INTO TRAFFIC just to stop two jewelry thieves.
@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: Four dead, including UPS driver, after chase and shootout involving stolen delivery truck at busy Florida intersection, law enforcement official says.
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"Bullet enters man's home"
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RIP Norm
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NBA fans when a naturalized American citizen who’s lived in this country for 14 years plays for the United States
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@NBA
NBA
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Joel Embiid is set for his #USABMNT debut 🇺🇸
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We're living in a terrible Miyazaki parody
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@jww4 Yep! That’s what I said!!
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Pope Francis said fuck the Falcons, wow
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Pope Francis
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Today we give thanks to the Lord for our new #Saints . They walked by faith and now we invoke their intercession.
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lotta good DMX stuff on Getty. like here he is in a court sketch wearing Carmelo Anthony Nuggets jersey to his arraignment for, among other things, impersonating a federal officer.
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Sports are back, folks!
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Sergio Olmos
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A protester uses a hockey stick to swing tear gas canister back, another uses a leaf blower
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The latest example of why smugly telling people in the streets to vote in November is such a naive rallying cry to get behind
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Billy Michael Honor
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Poll worker just tells long line of voters that the machines are not working properly and they don’t know why. Says technician is coming from 17 miles away in downtown Atlanta. Many people leaving now. #GeorgiaPrimary
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he just needs to listen to "lose yourself" one more time
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Just hate to see a program lose at home after the school’s SGA threatened students if they didn’t lick the boots of the Big Wet President.
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Human lives are just the cost of doing business when police only care about protecting capital
@RudabehShahbazi
Rudabeh Shahbazi
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This is the #UPS driver, identified as Frank Ordonez. A co-worker tells @CBSMiami he had started working at UPS recently, and had just finished his training. Today was his first day on the job alone, and he told a co-worker he was excited to get to work.
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@ettingermentum
ettingermentum
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Anyways, I’m done writing for Deadspin (being a permalancer means there’s no official resignation process) so if you’re interested in hiring someone to do some sports writing/blogging hit my line: gabe.fernandez1819 @ gmail dot com
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hey remember this guy?
@NFL
NFL
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He came prepared 😂
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@KevinForBOS @LAPDRampart LAPD also said in a statement that if your hand is bigger than your face, then you have cancer
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the lights dim. a hush falls over the crowd. a familiar but comforting voice fills the silence: "but first, Pearl Jam." a riot breaks out in the excitement.
@FordJohnathan5
Ford News
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨
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There’s video circulating of officers just unloading on the hostage UPS driver that’s circulating. I’m not putting it here, but it’s out there if you’re curious to see just how trigger-happy these people were.
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This is the kind of stuff that happens when you successfully convince people that cops are above any reproach.
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sorry to say there's not a single social media graphic that will beat this
@FOX13Memphis
FOX13 Memphis
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BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee.
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ah cool, a new video shows officers using civilian cars as shields they shoot at the robbers.
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@herandrews damn, seems like you should get a life
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almost as if the point of the curfew isn't for safety, but to create a pretext for arrests!
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I got a chance to speak this kid's very proud dad about the costume that even got Al Michaels chuckling
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This is the worst email I’ve ever received in my life
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@GraceSpelman it's probably terrible for my mental health in the long run but those sweet, sweet hits of dopamine I get whenever someone likes my post obviously make up for it.
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Hooooooooooo my god
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You: "I'm only 30, I have my whole life ahead of me." eSports broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest gamer in the league. He's 28. A miracle."
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It does, you’re just 16
@AnotherNBAFan
JustAnotherNBAFan™
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Phil Jackson going from THIS to THIS doesn’t get talked about enough.
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I wouldn't be surprise if it came out that FOX tried to force both teams to start a former troop at quarterback for one snap
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she got that shit on
@thrasherxy
🍉 Dr. Thrasher still cares about Covid & Gaza🔻
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Met Susan Sarandon
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@riotwomennn @SamSeder pretty cool when you've found yourself trying the same smear tactics as a right wing conspiracy theorist!
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Here's the Korean call of Jose Altuve's pennant-winning, walk-off homer. As always, it absolutely rules (MBC Sports+) #Astros
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here's a professional update: as of today, I officially start working for @CBSSports . I'm excited as hell to get back into the blog mines, start writing again and upset fan bases all over this country.
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remembering some Jon Gruden tales
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it was one game, I think the Phillies will bounce back
@whstancil
Will Stancil
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I kinda don't think the organized left in America is going to survive this
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My mom passed away this morning. There’s some solace knowing that she got to live 15 months after doctors found, and later removed, a large brain tumor, and that she’s no longer suffering from the one that grew back. I’ll miss and love her forever. She was the best mom.
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finally someone gets it! thank you, uhh, [checks bio] editor for the Lincoln Project
@RachelBitecofer
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆🌴🥥🇺🇸
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Maybe I'm less depressed than the rest of you because I never expected any Republicans to help beat Trump & thus am not depressed that they failed to materialize?!
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The significantly smarter version:
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Nobody in marketing has any fucking idea about what they’re doing at any time
@oliverdarcy
Oliver Darcy
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@Amtrak is putting an end to its sit-down dining car on long-distance rides. Why? Amtrak says it is trying to cater to millennials, who are always "on the run." But, who is on the run while aboard a long-distance train?!
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@mtlprophoto "his actual home country"
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The people’s champ
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@big_business_ Night King against a damn dragon vs. Night King against Arya Stark
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Thinking about the talented out of work journalists you could hire for this doofus’s salary
@RyanLizza
Ryan Lizza
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NEW from me: I re-watched all of Trump’s 2015-2016 debates. My takeaway: He’s a much better debater than you may remember and it is Trump—not Biden—who is being underestimated going into tonight.
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my family isn't the most technologically adept which means when I put this photo as my background in a mother's day zoom call, my aunt asks how I was able to paint such a beautiful mural in my room
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lol fuck these people
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Everyone who sees this thinks they would never fall for a scam like this, but the truth is you would. You just have no idea how you will react when your emotions are toyed with to this level. Everyone is capable of being abused, manipulated, and scammed.
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@faithav_ [shitting my pants in plain view of a crowd that points and laughs at me] wow, this really struck a nerve with you people, huh?
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lmfao
@mschlapp
Matt Schlapp
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Want to stick it to the people trying to #DefundthePolice ? How about this: park illegally, get a ticket, and pay it. All the funds go to RE-fund the police. Who’s with me? 🚘
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Lmfao owned
@AnnieRoseNews
Annie Rose Ramos
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This is Tony’s black truck. He says he saw what happened to the statue last night and felt badly for Italian Americans in Baltimore. So he tried to pull the statue back up with his truck and then...the strap broke #Columbus #columbusprotests @wjz
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“Now you KNOW I’m sensitive to the works of Bong Joon-ho....BUT”
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Truly a happy thanksgiving
@jonmachota
Jon Machota
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Some Cowboys player is screaming in the locker room right now. It lasted for at least a minute
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The fact that there is a rule that allows Speaker Ryan to cut off CSPAN feeds when he wants is ridiculous #NoBillNoBreak
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Speaking of “outside agitators”
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I HAVE A PLAN, ARTHUR
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As for what’s next, today is my first day at @SFGate as a sports reporter. I’m incredibly excited to get started with this team covering Bay Area sports. If you’d like to reach me or send hate mail you can do so at Gabe.Fernandez @sfgate .com
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@fosterthepeople nice, an MLK quote! hey, whatever happened to that guy?
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this is what college basketball is all about: Mark Few's teams absolutely shitting their pants in the tournament.
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I'm fucking trapped at home, paranoid and scared, the big wet president keeps talking about banning a continent and I have to sit through it all without the NBA
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absolute babies
@SaintsNOW
SaintsNOW
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BREAKING: An arrest warrant has been issued for former LSU star Odell Beckham Jr., who was videoed hitting a police officer on the back side after the Tigers' win over Clesmon.
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USA-Iran will have some Healthy Discourse, surely
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Telling everyone on the street “see you next year!” as I pass them in the hopes that one of them snaps and just kicks the shit out of me
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I mean regardless how this plays out, a huge congrats to Derrick White and Caleb Martin for securing some serious generational wealth for their families
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20 years, huh?
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Isn’t this one of your founders?
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@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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He risked his life so that the country could be better. Thank you for teaching us about “good trouble,” Congressman. We’ll keep it up.
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I’m going to dive head first into an empty pool now
@timkmak
Tim Mak
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"When it was Rep. Donna Shalala's time to speak about the coronavirus bill at House Rules Committee just now, she pulled out her phone and play 'Fight Song' at full volume." -Politico Huddle Newsletter
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Not like FDR knows anything about the dangers of debilitating diseases
@gregauman
Greg Auman
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Another quote on Instagram from Tom Brady, again practicing with Bucs teammates in Tampa today after NFLPA medical director recommended players not to practice in groups:
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Who just lost to one of the worst Terps teams of the last decade?
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*three person margin of error
@WashSpirit
Washington Spirit
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In this together.
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Wow, fourteen months flies by faster than you’d think it would.
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@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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Brink trucks should be at Lamar Jackson's crib first in the morning @Ravens
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I lived bitch
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mom is still tumor-free after her first MRI since coming back home from the hospital.
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here's the non-court sketch version
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Getting a win over a historically great team in a Skype interview fit>>>
@DragonflyJonez
🦫✨America Is Musty✨🦫
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Gonna laugh my ass off if Bron gets a win in Oracle and leaves in a business suit short set.
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@SevenCstnza @mtlprophoto unless your wife is Joel Embiid, none of that matters
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Congrats to @drewmagary on his new son
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give it to Skip Bayless
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but first, Pearl Jam
@SilvermanJacob
Jacob Silverman
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Brady is scared of any food that has more than half a gram of sugar in it. Jordan was willing to sell out his dad to settle gambling debts (allegedly). Let's calm down here.
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