You may think you don't need to watch this video of Mitt Romney getting a cake made out of twinkies, but otherwise how will you find out what completely bizarre way Mitt Romney blows out birthday candles
@BrandyLJensen
the fact that this person’s name and face haven’t been plastered all over the internet is proof that everybody on that flight has to feel that same level of sympathy for them
@karencheee
I think the idiom about how people get more conservative as they get older was heavily dependent on people getting richer as they get older
@Smutchings
@iamharaldur
@Delta
I’m guessing the policy has nothing to do with data actually and is entirely about them trying to avoid getting publicly embarrassed
@bungarsargon
just checked your twitter bio and it says here that you're the deputy opinion editor of a national magazine. so your whole job is based around people having opinions on things that may not affect them directly
Fox's new show 9-1-1 is:
- mostly a straightforward network melodrama
- a wild show that has decapitated a snake and launched a bouncy house into the sky
Let's discuss.
the new york times told their columnists to write about something they got wrong. bret stephens had so much to choose from and this is what he turned in?
@kelsaywhat
I can at least respect it on some level, because this seems like the rare commercial from a celebrity who actually uses and truly endorses that product
@alex_abads
what kills me is that all of this is about him not having a post-credit scene in black adam, a movie which itself was not well received and underperformed at the box office, as if that alone would somehow have saved shazam 2
@willystaley
zoomers are missing out the quintessential young person experience of not closing your tab at the end of the night and having to go back to bar the next day to retrieve your credit card
There's no more 2018 a story than a furry getting an internship at NASA and then immediately losing it after telling Homer Hickam to suck their dick and balls
what a visual this is. something like this should put an end to his shot of being the permanent chancellor, but this is exactly what the people in charge want
@SamuelAAdams
of course though, everybody doing the kicking is being far too pedantic and is aware that nobody literally means everybody or nobody when they use "everybody" or "nobody"
@KrangTNelson
@BobbyBigWheel
this guy (pictured wearing scrubs and stethoscope) is very adamant about how he is not trying to deceive people into thinking he's a doctor
@johncardillo
@Ocasio2018
buddy, if you think the electoral college can prevent a completely unqualified and dangerous candidate from becoming president wait until you find out about the 2016 election
@AlannaBennett
Like if Keanu Reeves were dating Kate Beckinsale, would nearly as many people be talking about it being an age appropriate relationship?
CPAC chairman Matt Schlapp tells me he interacted with attendee who has tested positive for coronavirus. While the timeline is unknown, Schlapp shook Trump's hand on stage the last day of the conference.
A woman at this coffee shop just stopped working on her laptop, went out to her car, changed into a pair of sneakers, and then went for a run, leaving her laptop, wallet, notebooks, and bag just sitting all out on the table
@flglmn
one thing that surprised me after reading some more detail on the story is that the restaurant isn't even owned/operated by Disney, it's just some other restaurant that rents the space at the resort from Disney
@Eve6
global warming has to be enough of a problem that we desperately need to do something about it, but not too big of a problem that it can't be solved simply by buying cars
@broderick
@katienotopoulos
I'd love to know if mr beast is paying for that ad or if twitter is doing it because elon wants to juice the numbers to show how effective advertising can be for influencers
@NateSilver538
the replies to your original tweet is full of people taking that as proof the lab leak theory was correct and calling for journalists to be jailed, so you should be able to see why people might have been hesitant to report on the possibility of a lab leak without any evidence
@MilesKlee
he’s going to try to turn off all the legacy verified blue checkmarks and it’s going to inadvertently delete all those accounts from twitter