Mike Scollins @mikescollins Twitter profile

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Mike Scollins

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5 years

when someone says the title of the movie in the movie

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6 years

When you're almost done picking teams in gym class.

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2 years

(Barron not even looking up from his Xbox) “Safe’s in the back.”

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4 years

This was the last nice thing that's happened.

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7 months

off topic but this lady sucks at eating popcorn

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Wait….for real?

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3 years

Ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.

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Mike Scollins

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2 years

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

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Mike Scollins

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6 months

brutal

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2 months

(extremely trying to get on the jury) Oh interesting I've never heard of these two.

Variety

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2 months

J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk Named in Cyberbullying Lawsuit Filed by Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif After Olympic Win (EXCLUSIVE)

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2 months

"Stop calling us weird!!"

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1 year

imagine your rocket explodes and it's *not* the most humiliating part of your day

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8 months

Taco Bell is announcing their new menu like it's the new iPhone except this Cheez-It Crunchwrap is actually more innovative

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1 year

the guy who invented playing a slowed down pop song in movie trailers

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3 months

Biden coughing like Beth in Little Women I'm sure it's fine

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Mike Scollins

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2 years

Herschel Walker losing by one vote cause he wrote-in "me"

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1 year

Grimace did this

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1 year

i have suprise on 6/6 txt me 707-932-4826

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4 months

the fact that the only people excited about AI are the biggest losers you've ever met feels telling

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5 years

"My father." "Yeah, well, my dad." "Interesting, but my father." "True, but also my dad."

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Mike Scollins

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6 months

it would be so legendary if they did this for the funeral procession

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Mike Scollins

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3 years

Why are we stopping at daylight savings?! Ban 6am. Make it always Friday. Go nuts.

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2 years

I think this is my favorite scene in a movie

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2 years

oh god he’s still going

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25 days

dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing

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Mike Scollins

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2 years

we got a new “sorry to this man”

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2 years

oh shit

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Mike Scollins

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3 years

two wicked big roads split apaht and fuckin sorry I could not travel both

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1 year

looks forward to spending more time with his wife and kid (same person)

One Take 🎬

@OneTakeNews

1 year

Woody Allen has considered retirement. (via )

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4 years

"I could play my drum for him? Would your sleeping baby enjoy that?"

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7 months

he's crankin it he don't care what I'm up to

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Mike Scollins

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8 months

this is the funniest photo I've ever seen. elmo's dad cannot fucking believe it

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Mike Scollins

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1 year

Streaming services are raising prices right now *hoping* you'll switch to the ad-supported tier. This lets them collect ad revenue like traditional TV without having to pay residuals to writers and actors like traditional TV.

Pop Base

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1 year

Hulu to increase price to $17.99 and Disney+ to increase price to $13.99 on their monthly ad-free plans, starting October 12th.

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2 years

jesus christ what happens to this dog on friday

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1 year

Wonka prequel better show us four hot 20somethings in bed together

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11 months

what if a ipad had a knife

Deadline

@DEADLINE

11 months

'Black Mirror' Renewed For Season 7 At Netflix

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2 years

Congratulations to Drew Barrymore and E.T.

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2 years

"He'll call on the phone, I'll get a postcard." Drew Barrymore revealed she's dating "someone from my past" on The #DrewBarrymoreShow :

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5 months

if a beer is 8 bucks it's a show if a beer is 14 bucks it's a concert

conor

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5 months

at what point does a show become a concert

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2 months

JD Vance orders donuts like he's wearing a wire

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1 year

RICO LAW

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4 years

If anyone's at the North Hollywood Trader Joes, can you remind my mom we're out of Cookie Butter?? She's in a blue Bebe shirt and very approachable.

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1 year

Zaslav getting hit with a Pay Your Writers chant in Boston. This is so good.

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Mike Scollins

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2 years

"They're calling you a nepo baby, sir."

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2 years

he’s already fundraising

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7 months

found it!

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Mike Scollins

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3 years

Hi I’m Sir Jonathan of Knoxville and this is

Whores of Yore

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5 years

Penis eating parrot from "Le chansonnier de Zeghere van Male" (1542)

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2 years

This is my Erin Brockovich.

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4 years

Steve Kerr makes every one of us look like a fucking asshole.

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3 years

Thinking about MoviePass

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9 months

Eric Adams teaches you how to search your child's room. Truly New York's weirdest guy.

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9 months

it's finally time

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Mike Scollins

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3 years

If anyone knows about not being a star…

Kevin Sorbo

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3 years

The American flag but with 49 stars because… California

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4 years

gettin invited to stuff after my second dose

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6 months

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

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1 year

The advertisers on this site used to be like... Verizon

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4 years

There are lady grimaces.

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Mike Scollins

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3 months

Harris realizing Biden forgot to log out

Joe Biden

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3 months

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best

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3 years

me in the Friends writers room constantly pitching Chandler dies

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4 years

I mean this as a compliment, The Rock looks like the Fruit of the Loom grapes.

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28 days

manhattan traffic lets goooooo

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Harvey Weinstein Rushed to Hospital For Heart Surgery

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Mike Scollins

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3 years

Strike 2, buddy!!!

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3 years

Harvey Weinstein Caught With Contraband Milk Duds in L.A. Jail

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1 year

Me flippin thru the Cheesecake Factory menu

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3 years

The lengths this man will go to not eat out.

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3 years

DJ Khaled launches a delivery-only chicken wing restaurant in 30 cities worldwide

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1 year

"Don't tell Mother but I have joined the Heck's Angels"

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4 years

How long until they realize they forgot Barron.

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2 months

do we think this is her? legit starstruck right now

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3 years

(Wendy Williams showing up at your door with a folded American flag) “Ok clap if you’ve heard of your son.”

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Mike Scollins

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5 years

Arnold Schwarzenegger is 71 and didn't notice he was dropkicked in the back. I canceled plans yesterday cause I ate too much.

Arnold

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5 years

Thanks for your concerns, but there is nothing to worry about. I thought I was just jostled by the crowd, which happens a lot. I only realized I was kicked when I saw the video like all of you. I’m just glad the idiot didn’t interrupt my Snapchat.

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Mike Scollins

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2 years

lol just walked past a funeral and they’re all doin that dress up in suits minions thing

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4 years

Dinosaurs. Calling it right now.

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4 years

Jurassic World: Dominion will see Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, and Laura Dern go face-to-face with new "prehistoric creatures"

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3 years

In 2022 we’re kicking the dude with the Android off the group text. We got enough going on.

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2 years

that's right

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Mike Scollins

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1 year

I'm sorry but comedy at this level cannot be taught at camp. You either got it or you don't.

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8 months

The funniest thing in the world is when Miss Piggy loses it and starts doing karate.

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Mike Scollins

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10 months

Kissinger autopsy just dropped

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10 months

Panera Bread’s highly caffeinated “Charged Lemonade” is now blamed for a second death, according to a new lawsuit.

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4 years

I wanna go to the movies so bad I would watch one of those Regal Cinema student films about buying Coke.

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Mike Scollins

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10 months

probably not the body count we should be focusing on

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3 years

I have a cousin at Quaker Oats and he says Oops! All Berries was no accident.

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Mike Scollins

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4 years

oh come on, I thought you loved a cover up

Rep. Jim Jordan

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4 years

How many masks are you wearing today? 2? 3? 4? 10?

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Mike Scollins

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2 years

how will this even work??

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2 years

Wow this really blew up! I feel like one of his cars!

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RFK Jr throwing a bike on Olivia Nuzzi to make it look like an accident

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Mike Scollins

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7 years

THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT!! My father is still in prison for saying Merry Christmas during the Obama years PLEASE HELP!!

Donald J. Trump

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7 years

People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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2 years

"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die!" Incredible line read from Gonzo

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1 year

making my husband close his eyes during this scene

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1 year

One cool thing from the strike is learning which celebs are real ones.

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Dermot Mulroney, SAG-AFTRA, and Robert Ramsey, WGA, on why they’re striking: “You can hardly make a living anymore [in the entertainment industry]...” #WritersStrike

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1 year

google alerts for "orangutan yeets possum out of his home" finally paying off

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2 years

Feds asking me for help in identifying a pizza box

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4 years

The boat thing becomes funnier if you keep picturing the captain saying “Oh bother.”

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suspicious of solo NC-17 guy with his hands in his pockets

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4 years

I knew it.

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Mike Scollins

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2 months

damn imagine getting turned down by a couch

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2 months

wait does anyone know if this is still on

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4 years

gmail's smart reply is learning

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7 months

funeral's gonna go so hard

Sky News

@SkyNews

7 months

The inventor of karaoke, Shigeichi Negishi, has died at the age of 100

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Getting the Spotlight team together to prove Tim Walz has tried garlic powder. A former Cholula employee tells me to meet them in a parking garage. My car explodes like Michael Clayton.