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Theo

@johnnycanuck71

8 years

I did it....I hit the big time.....I made the Provies....

Jason Botchford

@botchford

8 years

The Provies: How Rodin got his deal, a record for tweets and the Canucks contractual mistake

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Theo

@johnnycanuck71

2 months

Man that fan base really fell hard eh? #LetsGoOilers #DustedByFlorida

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

If anyone in this fan base, or any fan base wonders where the whole “towel power” thing came from. This is the moment it started… that’s why the towels should be white, not yellow, or red…. Just White!!!

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@johnnycanuck71

8 months

@strombone1 I don’t get it… why would @fr_aquilini bother with a letter when he could just call you?

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@johnnycanuck71

9 months

People outside Canuckland are starting to notice…

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

Kuz’s decision doesn’t affect how our trans child is treated in the real world. I think it’s time to move past this, it bothered me at first but this really doesn’t matter in the end. Athletes are entitled to their beliefs just like everyone else. Hope he has a great game!

Province Sports

@provincesports

1 year

Canucks' Andrei Kuzmenko will not wear Pride warmup jersey

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@johnnycanuck71

6 years

These #ShotgunJake things are getting out of hand @botchford

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@johnnycanuck71

7 months

Leaked image of #Canucks players footwear for the next game they’re wearing the flying skate jersey!

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@johnnycanuck71

8 months

Wife and I just finished her last visit to the Abby cancer clinic for the foreseeable future…. #FuckCancer .

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@johnnycanuck71

7 months

You know it’s bad when #Canucks fans can agree with Oilers fans…

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

@frank_seravalli @NHLPlayerSafety Free for all NOW??? It’s been a free for all from the beginning Frank don’t be silly…

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

I’m no #NHLBruins fan but #LeafsForever are screwed and there’s no more lube.

Chris Johnston

@reporterchris

4 months

Sheldon Keefe: "You can question a lot of things, you can't question the effort."

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@johnnycanuck71

4 years

Serious question... if Jake Virtanen has speed and size, then why the fuck doesn’t he use it?

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

@OilerAnalytics Like the time you said Jack Campbell was the greatest goalie in the Pacific division? Ok… I’ll listen to that, tell me more.

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@johnnycanuck71

8 months

You know it’s bad when Clay says a swear!

Clay Imoo

@CanuckClay

8 months

This guy is a goof.

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

Seriously James... how long have you been in this market? I didn’t hear any leafs fans yelling ‘go Canucks’ in 2011! I hope @DhaliwalSports pours peppercorns in your gas tank for this tweet! #PoorTaste #DeleteYourAccount

James Cybulski

@JamesCybulski

5 years

Toronto...Our Canadian pride is now in your hands. No pressure...but don’t screw it up.

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

I’ve never been more proud to be Canadian then when I saw Terry Fox selflessly run across Canada for the entire world.He sacrificed his life for everyone.THAT is what hero’s do,not harassing people causing disturbances,causing anxiety,intimidation. Maybe educate yourself bud?!?!

Real Ben

@AtRealBen

1 year

I’m 34 years old, and I have lived in Canada my whole life. The freedom convoy was the first and only time in my life where I truly felt proud to be Canadian. It was the only time I had ever seen that kind of unity and purpose in the country - and it wasn’t for something dumb

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

The province is tinder dry and burning down but this guy has a nice lush lawn. Roll up to drop a machine for COV and his sprinklers are soaking everything down. Must be nice being so selfish. #Vancouver #WaterRestrictions

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

@VANDUpeople @UnboxedCrayon @VancouverPD Some context would be nice, pretty sure the VPD doesn’t just wave guns around shooting people for no reason. But go ahead and make it look like they shot a man to death for no reason and feed the “defund the police” crowd.

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

@mattsekeres @imacSportsnet As entertaining as this can sometimes be, sorting it out face to face like proper adults might be the answer here. You just seem a bit triggered here Matt.

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@johnnycanuck71

11 months

Treatment #8 …. The last one. 16 weeks in the books, next up radiation. Hey Cancer, get fucked, sincerely everyone! #FuckCancer

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

Anyone else wanna wait until the #Canucks start playing for points before carving Jim, Travis, the players and they’re contracts or is it just me…? #FuckingRelaxBuds #YouDontKnowBetter

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

I don’t know if he did this with lots of people, but sometimes @botchford and I would converse in DM. I always appreciated his take and his views, he loved the Canucks and this city. This was how our last convo ended... Rest well Botch, you’ll be missed!

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@johnnycanuck71

7 months

@BR_OpenIce I can’t understand why it took so long. 6 years just to get to this point, and they’ve still got a long road to go. This justice system is such a joke.

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@johnnycanuck71

1 month

No one prepares you for this part…. This parts slow and devastating and cruel. #Dementia

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

Wait…. What happened to all the offer sheets Petey was supposed to sign to force the #Canucks into a corner????

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@johnnycanuck71

1 month

When you’re a hateful cunt and you want everyone to know you’re a hateful cunt you get yourself an X account so you can announce it to the world.

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

Fake outrage wins again…

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

1 year

A statement from Ian Cole

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

He worked his ass off and came home in 4 months and 2 months after that his Dr told him there was no need to come back to PT because he’d almost completely recovered. Two months later he’d start dating his current GF and being a complete rock star! Proud of this kid!

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@johnnycanuck71

8 months

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the Joshua Blueger Garland line was the Third line… #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

10 months

@ChrisConte79 I wish she’d just go away lol

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@johnnycanuck71

10 months

Well hello @DonTaylor5 , good day sir. It’s not everyday you get followed by a legendary hall of famer…

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

@GlobalBC First Responders are people FIRST! I know some of you have a jaded view but these are people with families. Without them our communities wouldn’t be safe enough to walk around. They care and so should we, be sure you let them know any chance you get to tell them they matter.

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

@ThomasDrance McDavid jumped which also means it’s a charging penalty Thomas!!! Not my rules son, I didn’t make them up.

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

Friendly reminder the #LeafsForever are golfing, here’s a video tribute to their playoff run! CC: @DhaliwalSports @JamesCybulski

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

TSN1040:”fans need to temper their expectations of Quinn Hughes” Also TSN1040 :”will Quinn Hughes be the next Duncan Keith?”

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

Big boat, Alberta plates, fuelling up in Langley..... looks essential to me!

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@johnnycanuck71

5 months

@TeacherofPuck You lost to our backup… twice.

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

Dude can you change your avatar please. You’re making everyone connected with that team... or team sports, or sports, well really just about everything ever... look like a complete asshole. Maybe, just maaaaybe, consider deleting your account

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

If I’m Bruce I show up to that meeting wearing a wife beater and board shorts sipping whiskey from a flask and light up a joint all while staring them straight in the face. When the meeting is over I take some pens and a stapler and leave without a word. #Canucks #BruceThereItIs

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

So I don’t share this with many people on here but here goes. This years been tough, my wife was diagnosed with stage 2 breast cancer. Beatable but still, it’s cancer. We aren’t the type to ask for help, we’re the ones usually giving it. It’s hard for anyone to ask for help…1/

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@johnnycanuck71

7 months

Are the refs calling the #Canucks tight because Myers complained after last game?

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

We could be watching this, but instead Sportsnet wants us to watch Ron MacLean.

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

2 years

Forever a Canuck, Gino Odjick. ❤️

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

Lindholm and Zadorov are the two best trades so far this year for any team I think. Their playoff contributions so far are amazing. #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

Show of hands, who’s BBQ’ing this weekend?

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

I can appreciate everyone’s opinions. But they’re your opinions, you may not find my posts funny all the time but that’s fine. My humour isn’t for everyone, and there’s a real simple solution for that. Take care and have a good night…

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

Bit of an anniversary in our house today. Some of you know, but for those that don’t our older son suffered an Aneurysm that burst and led to a stroke. This is the text he sent me when he realized there was a problem. 4 months later he came 1/

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@johnnycanuck71

4 years

After watching my wife deal with her mental health for almost 6 months (medication issues) and thinking how scared I was to come home and find she’s done something this was hard to watch without tearing up. Thanks to Tyler Motte and @Canucks #Canucks for helping end the stigma!

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

@patersonjeff Never seen a coach show that kind of emotion… Aquilini broke the most positive person in the world.

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

It’s not gigantic.... but it’s ours and it’s a great place to relax. #HappyPlace

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@johnnycanuck71

8 months

One thing Dementia can’t take away is true love, 65 years worth…

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@johnnycanuck71

7 months

Phil Kessel taking notes on the #Canucks power play in his Abby hotel room…

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

This is my wife’s creative way of wrapping Christmas presents. She has this amazing creative side to her that I absolutely love.

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

My Dad just called, he and Mom got their first COVID shot today. Feels good knowing they’re one step closer to being safe, feels like there’s finally some light at the end of the tunnel.

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

@rahim_habib This is awesome, but the pic of you guys with DeSmith reminded me of this for some reason and I can’t get it out of my head LOL

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

Then how the fuck can it be trending??? #LottoMax70Mil

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

Art imitating life…

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

Why is media lobbying DoPS now? Is that a thing?

JayOnSC

@JayOnSC

4 months

TSN Director of Scouting @CraigJButton joins @JayOnrait to discuss the cross-check on Connor McDavid by Carson Soucy at the end of Game 3.

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@johnnycanuck71

9 months

It’s a bit early for the Christmas stuff but since wifey is gonna be spending a month in Bellingham doing radiation she wanted to get everything set up. She loves this time of year and the place always looks good when she’s done.

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

@Canucks This one only took 30 seconds… #Canucks #BruceThereItIs

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@johnnycanuck71

2 months

I saw this video of the fire in Richmond, and I’m not sure how many people understand just how bad that smoke is. Anyone who drove through that is almost guaranteed to get cancer. If you see this, just turn around and find another route. That smoke is black for a reason…

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

I never do this, but I could really use some positive vibes today guys…

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

STOP SETTING YOUR CAR ALARMS ON THE FERRY YOU NITWITS! NO ONES GONNA STEEL YOUR STUFF!!! #BCFerries #JustLockItManually

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

@kbieksa3 @Canucks Kevin…. Any chance you can still play??? We’re short D on the right side.

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

Are we sure he didn’t just fall off the edge?

Global BC

@GlobalBC

3 years

BREAKING: Mak Parhar, the New Westminster man who gained online notoriety for his belief the earth is flat and outspoken denial that COVID-19 exists, has died.

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@johnnycanuck71

10 months

Me and Chuck just enjoying a 4-🍩 game on a Friday evening… don’t let the scowl fool you he’s thoroughly enjoying himself! #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

TWO coaches challenges that have resulted in TWO goals being called back TWO games in a row…? #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

So a buddy of mine and his wife have been trying unsuccessfully to have kids, they’ve tried everything. About two hours ago he knocks on my door and introduces me to his 3 day old son Bo! THEY ADOPTED AND TOLD NO ONE UNTIL TODAY! Super happy for Kim and Dan!!! #DraftClassOf2037

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

Rubbin my meat here peeps

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

Exploring a wrap for my YETI water bottle, yay or nay?

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

Fuck I love hockey at this time of year…

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

@mnwild @CapFriendly Billy looks like he’s been combing his hair with a pork chop

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@johnnycanuck71

6 years

Top comb over of all time don’t @ me

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@johnnycanuck71

7 months

The Wife got Charlie some hands… he looks impressed

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about what Horvat said? He didn’t do much here anyways so who cares what he says.

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

Again….

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@johnnycanuck71

4 years

So my son and wife got me this early birthday gift..... I’m shook, the thought that went into this, my name and year of birth.

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@johnnycanuck71

10 months

You know why I don’t feel bad for the Sharks? Because we’ve had to watch so much garbage the last 10 years with this team including putting Mikey DePietro in net only to watch him get ventilated. Fuck everyone else, let’s enjoy this while it’s here! #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

Hey, to the shit bag who thought it was a good idea to punch my wife’s window and try to follow her home…. Mess with me all you want, mess with her and I’m the last thing you’ll ever see! #FuckingAsshole

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

@atheist_vegan @TommyMofo19 That actually looks pretty tasty.... is that a spice rub on there or marinade?

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

Schenn for 1 year at a mill.... who says no?

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

Well well well, looks like some of you owe me an apology. Seems like these two have been in a decades long consensual love affair. But you misgendering a-holes just couldn’t keep your yap shut. Apology line starts on the left, make it count. Cc: @ryanwhitney6

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

My heart… man my heart…. I dunno if I’ll make it. #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

8 months

She knows me so well…

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

@clownhound_ Well I left my badge and gun at home today so I’m kinda limited on what I can do. But thanks for your totally productive comment that is just as useful….

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

@thatsmediva @TheRoyalMadame @TitanicSub Free blow jobs are no joke

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@johnnycanuck71

6 years

@NHLNetwork #FixedIt

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

Holy shit…. That was the best stressful time I’ve ever had! #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

7 months

This dude totally rolled out of bed hung to the gills to go watch the #Canucks and Redwings…

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

@Canucks Maple Ridge BC #Canucks

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@johnnycanuck71

4 years

@SadClubCommish

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@johnnycanuck71

11 months

Man today was a really decent day until I got back into the yard at work. Found out one of our mechanics passed away this morning. Life’s to short man, enjoy what you’ve got and who you got it with. Hug the fam and don’t sweat the small stuff. RIP Don, you’ll be missed big guy

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@johnnycanuck71

4 months

Best part of two Canadian teams playing each other… one anthem!!!

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@johnnycanuck71

5 years

A toast to @DhaliwalSports thanks for always being on top of things, heres to hearing you on the airwaves sooner than later!

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@johnnycanuck71

2 years

@ChrisFaber39 Sedins coming out of retirement?

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@johnnycanuck71

3 years

I think this is an excellent idea, would you support this...?

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@johnnycanuck71

1 year

Thank you to everyone, means a lot to me. Most of you don’t know the circumstances right now and I’m not really ready to openly share. But I do appreciate all the love. Looks like things may be ok, some things to wait out but we may have gotten lucky.

Theo

@johnnycanuck71

1 year

I never do this, but I could really use some positive vibes today guys…

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