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laura j. brown

@laurjbrown

5 years

the audience at the oscars jamming to the witch’s rap

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laura j. brown

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2 months

this is insane???

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6 years

IS THIS GONE GIRL

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7 years

you’re literally in the new woody allen movie

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Here we come!! And DAMN, my wife is hot! #TIMESUP #whywewearblack

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laura j. brown

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7 years

greetings, prophet

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laura j. brown

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6 years

i look at meghan markle like this

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6 years

Do you look at your man like this?

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laura j. brown

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4 years

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “when the Wicked movie comes out”

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laura j. brown

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2 years

i am a very nosy bitch and i need to know the funny girl tea immediately

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laura j. brown

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2 months

our future second lady being a tveiter tot is crazy

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laura j. brown

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5 years

james marsden had no right to be that amazing in hairspray

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laura j. brown

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3 months

doing a veep rewatch

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laura j. brown

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7 years

you can’t work with abusers and condemn them at the same time!!! it doesn’t work that way!!! sorry sweaty :)

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laura j. brown

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3 years

Money

@Money

3 years

What is more expensive than it should be?

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laura j. brown

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4 years

i am not emotionally stable enough for this

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3 years

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laura j. brown

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6 years

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laura j. brown

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6 months

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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laura j. brown

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7 years

@Eagles_Dan88 that’s exactly right. defending abusers/staying silent about abusers you’ve worked with makes your “solidarity” bullshit

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laura j. brown

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1 year

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1 year

Its actually crazy how no good art was produced between 2016-2020. Cultural wasteland

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laura j. brown

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7 months

bitchhhh i’m gonna have a fucking party

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laura j. brown

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2 years

am i lgbt or something

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laura j. brown

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2 years

didn’t she write waitress

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laura j. brown

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6 years

yes jordan roth yes #MetGala

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laura j. brown

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5 months

three tickets for Challengers please

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laura j. brown

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5 years

the lightning thief and hadestown battling it out as the greek mythology musicals of 48th street

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laura j. brown

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6 years

@rachelzegler

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laura j. brown

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5 years

laura dern dancing to the succession theme. i did what i had to do.

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laura j. brown

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2 years

god i love ted lasso so much

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laura j. brown

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7 years

bitch me too the fuck you aint special

The Hill

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7 years

Donald Trump Jr. "miserable," can't wait for his dad's presidency to end: report

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laura j. brown

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8 months

and where’s Camp Isn’t Home?

The Academy

@TheAcademy

8 months

This year's Original Song nominees are music to our ears... #Oscars

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laura j. brown

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5 years

i think i know more about american girl dolls than you do, genius

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laura j. brown

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8 years

this picture is art

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laura j. brown

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5 years

eurydice when orpheus turns around

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laura j. brown

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5 months

ariana grande was always going to be a good glinda, you’re all just annoying and dumb

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laura j. brown

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4 years

if you’re still hating taylor swift in the year 2020, keep that shit to yourself it’s embarrassing

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laura j. brown

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3 years

when are we getting an emperor’s new groove musical with amber gray as yzma

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laura j. brown

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5 years

if you’re dating a theatre fan, you’re single to me...the fuck justin || falsettoswasrobbed || 64 DAYS TIL NYC gonna do about it?

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laura j. brown

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2 months

people quoting this and complaining about the usage of the song…we should bully theatre people again

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laura j. brown

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6 years

john mulaney for corny collins

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laura j. brown

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1 year

cher arrives via helicopter

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

What are your predictions for the finale of SUCCESSION?

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laura j. brown

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5 years

the ensemble of wicked in a no-fly performance of defying gravity

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laura j. brown

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6 years

seven years ago today i was sexually assaulted. three years ago today i saw hamilton to create a new, better memory for this date. it was one of the best decisions i’ve ever made. do something good for yourself. take care of yourself. make a new memory. have a new anniversary.

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laura j. brown

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6 years

is this christine baranski during angel eyes

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laura j. brown

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3 years

“all ticket holders must provide proof of being fully vaccinated to enter the theatre” is the sexiest sentence i’ve ever read besides “90 minutes, no intermission”

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laura j. brown

@laurjbrown

4 years

if anything “runs broadway out of business,” it’s gonna be theater owners still charging rent during a shutdown....not bootlegs. but good try, patti murin, good try.

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4 years

how do y’all feel about this

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laura j. brown

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2 years

wicked II: kalabar’s revenge

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laura j. brown

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5 years

pete buttigieg dropped out just in time to replace gavin creel as dr pomatter in waitress in the west end

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laura j. brown

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2 years

new york’s hottest club is first preview of the 2022 revival of into the woods

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laura j. brown

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3 years

she’s sexy and she wants clint barton dead. that’s all i could ever want in a woman.

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laura j. brown

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3 months

globby is gay because he's in bed with another glob. if he was straight he would be in bed with a human woman.

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laura j. brown

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7 years

timothée chalamet just walked past me on 9th avenue as i literally was just talking about killing woody allen with a prayer candle

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laura j. brown

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5 years

when stephanie j. block comes back to broadway as kristen wiig as liza minnelli trying to turn off a lamp then you will all see

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laura j. brown

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2 years

❤️❤️

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laura j. brown

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1 year

this matilda ass pose

best of swift ❁

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laura j. brown

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6 years

straight line: _____________________ dashed line: ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ a chorus line:

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laura j. brown

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4 years

one of my mom’s neighbors was giving away 35 years worth of playbills and she just dropped them off to me as a surprise 🥺

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laura j. brown

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8 years

my life flashed before my eyes

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laura j. brown

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4 years

did i see the lightning thief? no. do i think it’s fucked up they completely shut it out of the tonys when there was literally only 4 options anyways? absolutely yes

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laura j. brown

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1 year

lost my drivers license and got carded at the abbey and told the bouncer “look at my eyes….i was alive for 9/11” and now i’m in :)

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laura j. brown

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6 months

i do this in the shower

mkb

@MatthewKBegbie

6 months

So @JinkxMonsoon did all the parts of One Day More and I have not yet returned to my body.

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laura j. brown

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6 years

for a dollar, name a woman

AMC Theatres

@AMCTheatres

6 years

It's official. The Academy Awards will go "hostless" for the first time in history, relying on A-List talent to introduce key segments instead of a single host. #Oscars2019 #AcademyAwards

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laura j. brown

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4 years

hey @uber my driver called me a dyke and then threw a tony award at me. this is her. pls help.

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laura j. brown

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10 days

baby that’s eva longoria and teri hatcher

Queens of Bravo

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Adriana & Julia hanging out and looking fabulous as #RHOM continues to film!

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laura j. brown

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5 years

that’s MY evan hansen

BroadwayWorld

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5 years

Julie Andrews says she's open to the idea of returning to Broadway!

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laura j. brown

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6 years

i don’t care if we get six more mamma mia movies, waterloo better be in every single one of them

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laura j. brown

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2 years

happy father’s day to the man who raised me

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4 years

it's hot up here

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laura j. brown

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8 years

trump supporters: i like him because he says what he means trump: [says something vile] trump supporters: that's obviously not what he meant

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6 years

SHE MISSED THE FUCKING BED

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3 years

Six but it’s just aragon and cleves

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laura j. brown

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4 years

WAP stands for We Are Pharmers (bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum)

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laura j. brown

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3 years

whoever invented the packaging for flour is the worst. like why did they do it like that

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laura j. brown

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2 years

when the fuck are we getting jinkx monsoon on broadway

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laura j. brown

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5 years

i wish carrie fisher was here

Adam Lance Garcia

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5 years

Name something you can say during STAR WARS and sex

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laura j. brown

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8 years

oh that's cool i just met zendaya outside dear evan hansen and we bonded over seeing the show multiple times and she's so nice and gorgeous?

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laura j. brown

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1 year

taylor swift should date tony shalhoub next

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laura j. brown

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5 years

they’re social distancing

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laura j. brown

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8 years

FORGET YOUR #OSCARSSOWHITE , WE HAVE #TONYSSOINCLUSIVE

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laura j. brown

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4 years

what if i just fake livetweet tony nominations today

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laura j. brown

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6 years

the jonas brothers

slutheim for life 💔

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6 years

who are these guys? wrong answers only

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4 years

i can’t believe i just had to see someone compare watching bootlegs to child porn with my own two fucking eyes....what the fuck is wrong with you people

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laura j. brown

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5 years

hehe i’ve been putting this off and i don’t know why i’m so scared but ok lol i came out as bisexual 7 years ago and have constantly questioned that and i’ve always felt more comfortable saying i’m a lesbian but without ever actually coming out as one so hehe hi i’m a lesbian

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8 months

oh you hate taylor swift and you’re muting her new album title? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?

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laura j. brown

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2 months

i’m a theatre person btw and you’re all being annoying

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3 years

can’t stop thinking about the insane applause after “serves me right for marrying a scorpio” at the final performance of diana the musical. i love gay people.

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laura j. brown

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4 years

going to the bathroom at intermission

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?

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laura j. brown

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4 years

the wicked movie is gonna come out before we get nevada’s results

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laura j. brown

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3 years

watching tick, tick…boom! and just absolutely lost my mind over the cameos in the musical theater writing workshop

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laura j. brown

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4 years

the new stimulus check is actually just a drink ticket at 54 below

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laura j. brown

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6 years

aw congrats to kim and stephen sondheim <3

Kim Kardashian

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6 years

My husband is the most brilliant person, the most genius person that I know. He has broken so many boundaries, everything from music, stage design, fashion and culture and will continue to change the world.

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laura j. brown

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3 years

this part of we don’t talk about bruno makes me go insane

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