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She walks the deck in a black dress and me I dress up in black ●||● he/him

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Joined December 2009
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6 months
I guess this is as good a day as any to remember the time Kris Kristofferson absolutely bodied Toby Keith
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3 years
@MuskTillDawn Man, I cant believe no one got his double rainbow reference from like 10 years ago
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4 years
@DefectorMedia Am I really going to pay $30 more a year for the privilege of telling Billy Haisley he's wrong about La Liga? Reader, I am.
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4 years
@ellle_em I remember thinking after watching the truly excellent Russian Doll that happy endings and positive character growth are what feels subversive now.
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3 years
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4 years
@RaxKingIsDead "People that provide services are landlords" is such a supremely galaxy brained take that I have no idea where on the philosophical spectrum it comes from
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10 months
@RepKatiePorter This really sucks to hear from you of all people.
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Papa John Misty
3 years
@eatzmyass @ChillStableGuy It could also easily be salary. I just left a job for which I signed a contract specifying 45 hours a week. When I commented that the 55 hours I was working was more than the contract specified, I was told I had to work as many hours as it took to get the job done.
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1 year
@lawfulspice The 2020s are a decade of puritanical tyrrany, god I wish it was decadent
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Papa John Misty
2 years
Just voted to legalize weed in the great state of Maryland so that the poor guy on my shirt doesn’t have to drink so heavily
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3 years
@gabydvj This reads like the lyrics to a Cake song
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1 year
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3 years
@paydayjoan @bonerhitler With all due respect, describing these structures as "normative" legitimizes the very oppression it seeks to negate. This is literally violence
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Papa John Misty
3 years
I cannot look at Archgoat without thinking about when my friend booked them a few years ago and Lord Angelslayer got extremely bent out of shape at Ritual Butcherer and Goat Aggressor because they ate all of the special crab cakes he had asked for on the rider.
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Papa John Misty
2 years
I took a 400 level African history class for my history major and only found out about this though independent reading
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2 years
@p8stie Found the TikTok account
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3 years
@HotTopicDropout @ByYourLogic There's just too many, 30-50 gecs is all I can protect myself from
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Papa John Misty
4 years
@RachelMComedy I'm sorry, we probably went overboard with the criticism and the canceling and the general histrionics but-- and maybe this is just the cocaine talking-- I think we should get some more cocaine
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Papa John Misty
2 years
@culturaltutor The Alcázar of Sevilla. My picture really doesn’t do it justice but so much of the extant architecture of Al-Andalus is amazing.
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4 months
@arvofart “Help! Is there a doctor in the house?” “I am a doctor of Elder Scrolls Lore”
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6 months
@metaltxt Is this things they want or a cause and effect chain
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2 years
@zachsilberberg 2 bought 2 zoos
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1 year
@theoriginalkep The Jordan Peterson of black metal
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2 years
@trrvvb Only he can understand the words coming out of his mouth
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3 years
@babiigoth @byelight_ ☆~Transilvanian Pleasures~☆
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3 years
@mikedav57 @DJMHarland @Beany_1 Amazing that half of these are on the list because there was an understanding that France had exclusive rights to invading them
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3 years
@AmbJohnBoIton @Advil_Boofer That's Midnight, he's a bit overfed, sorry
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7 months
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2 years
@pongothehunted This is exactly the kind of material people who follow the Sesame Street topic are looking for
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11 months
@ronofjosenthal To buy my EP, you must answer these riddles three
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2 years
@BunkerF16 @PatMcAfeeShow He got hit right in the chest, some sort of afib issue was my first thought
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3 years
@TiffinSeattle @RightWingCope Holy fuck is this real
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2 years
@FalconryFinance Pumping the bazouzou, as one does
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4 years
@mustachetoilet Omw to rebroadcast major league baseball games without express written consent
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2 years
@zebra_1312 @CarniolanLeshy "I am posting this Tweet from the traditional and historical lands of the preceltic Urnfeld culture"
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2 years
@LukewSavage Hahaha this is the "political attack" he was warning us about, of course it's a sex crime
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4 years
@IwriteOK I will NEVER jeopardize the beans
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3 years
@REYSKYGOAT I hope that Star Wars fans don't get too distracted by Ice-T's titty talk and make it to the tweet below so that they can go
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3 years
@RaxKingIsDead I see we are applying the "tell some long ass story about your nana's upbringing in Malta before getting to the goddamn lemon cookie recipe" method to every kind of writing now
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1 year
@cainalikehyena Buying Xasthur tickets just to shout “PLAY THE ONE ABOUT THE DICK SUCKING” in between every song
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11 months
@eliranderson @edzitron Sub 10 micron duct tape
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2 years
Marilyn Mosby once took my table at Family Meal when I was waiting with 2 toddlers and I've never forgiven her
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You become a "real" Baltimorian when you have a strong opinion about a local elected that has nothing to do with their policies. Example, CP NM once cut in line at the bar. I once talked to a woman who hated Pete Hammen because he pushed her down the stairs in elementary school
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Papa John Misty
2 years
A confession: I am listening to Neurosis for the first time ever
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4 years
@legaladvice_txt Im pretty sure this is on falls road in baltimore county because every time I drive by I think "If I lived in that house I would bomb that dudes pit beef joint"
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Papa John Misty
4 years
@piers_hollott @ellle_em I have been conditioned by modern media to expect people to be punished for their good deeds. That show felt like such a gift.
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3 months
@FrankHath I was immediately like “what barista shift is only four hours” then realized they were talking about pretending to work while drinking coffee
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Papa John Misty
2 years
Currently being canceled by the 13 yo for not buying them throwing stars at the antique mall
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1 year
@200StabWounds Bought one tonight, I didn’t want to risk even a single stab wound
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3 years
@FalconryFinance My toddler son absolutely will not shut up about African Fish Eagle- based embedded derivatives and convertible issuances. I've tried arguing with him that a wild bird is a big red flag for any complex financial instrument. Is he being swindled?
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3 years
It is, at long last, new Monolord time
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3 years
@Rob_Hoffman @bonerhitler In ye olde tymes it would have taken a caravel ten long months to bring it from Montreal
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1 year
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7 months
@FrankHath Gotta be a 17 album run in here somewhere. Don’t ask me though, I’m not listening to all that
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2 years
@deathmetalradio Has no one considered how war and sanctions will devastate the slam economy
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6 months
@Vomit_Dragon It’s like a movie producer needed a butt rock band to be the bad guys in a teen comedy
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4 years
@RaxKingIsDead Trying to read between the lines here and I still don't get it. What exactly does this guy want?
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5 years
@drewmagary "The troophumping industry" is a wonderful turn of phrase, thank you.
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4 years
@RaxKingIsDead Just dumping it into brownie mix then pretending to be high while watching Iron Giant in the theater
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4 years
@ellle_em I have to expect that when they publish the DSM-6, "Capitalizing Everything" will be added to the diagnostic criteria for brain worms
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Papa John Misty
4 years
@redford They're going to positively disrupt the streaming industry
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Papa John Misty
2 years
@theoriginalkep How do you feel about an inordinate amount of total silence while the listener turns it up and fools around with multiple devices before having your face blown off at full volume? (looking at you, wormrot)
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Papa John Misty
3 years
@mr_werewolf_art @withFND If only there were some way of selling art that didn't pump gigatons of carbon into the atmosphere. Oh well c'est la vie
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Papa John Misty
10 months
I am absolutely begging bestial war metal bands to make at least one (1) shirt that I can wear to the supermarket without getting arrested
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Papa John Misty
1 year
@kazknowsball Just incredible that in a season where we are trouncing the Yankees, Sox and Jays that the Rays are the ones out in front. Part of me will miss the rivalries but realignment when
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3 years
@mrgracemugabe Outta here with your beaker pot, corded ware gang 4 life
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3 years
@HensyBaby7 @chadfelixg It's from the New England Journal of Common Urban Murder
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3 years
@courtesyfavstar @ByYourLogic Oh God, I did not want to remember this
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3 years
Getting ready to go interact with the world in my fresh @FalconryFinance drip, spreading the gospel of trained Arabian hunting falcon-backed derivative securities
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2 years
It's finally nice out and I'm off work! Which means the kids can play outside and I can sit here and listen to weirdly horny black metal
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2 years
@DanCoxEsq Stop making Wes Moore seem cool
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2 years
@MandelaFace Won't someone think of the theoretical Italian hunters
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1 year
I mean who among us
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1 year
I met my friend’s bf named seb today and made a horrible first impression. I genuinely asked him if his name was short for sebulba.
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Papa John Misty
3 years
@im_just_laur Cis person here, I could not possibly imagine having an issue with being called cis.
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2 years
@JAVdottxt And all I got was this lousy t-shirt
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4 years
@handsome_pal Let he who has not played in a 90s ska band cast the first stone
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1 year
@SpaceWanderess Dusting this old favorite off
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2 years
@MarilynMosbyEsq Man what the fuck is this
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4 years
@david_j_roth Im just glad that the Good Terminator vs. Bad Terminator dichotomy is being explored further and even expanded to include the theoretical Neutral Terminator
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4 years
About to liberate this new arrival from the tyrrany of its sleeves but first a big thank you to @DawnRayd for including a basic anarchism primer with every order 🤜🤛
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1 year
@JAVdottxt A story as old as time
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8 months
@MuskTillDawn Jesus, the presentation is terrible
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2 years
@VForViscomi @AltPress What the fuck is up
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4 years
@blastbeatsbrews @invisoranges Black metal, but about grim and frostbitten kingdoms
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2 years
@JAVdottxt Jesus, again? Get your shit together
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11 months
We used to be a proper country
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Tostada
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Papa John Misty
8 months
Who up saucing they scrod
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Papa John Misty
4 years
@daveanthony Football won't even make it through preseason practices before an outbreak shuts down the whole thing. Planning for college (or any kind of) football is magical thinking.
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2 years
@realbutts_mcgee It's heartening to know that the tradition of Woods Porn lives on in some small way
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2 years
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4 years
@Vomit_Dragon Would it be accurate to say that your lifestyle determines your deathstyle
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4 years
@meatbrk Outrageous that they're branded an NSBM label for *checks statement* unapologetically signing and supporting NS bands now and in the future
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4 years
@daveanthony Joe Lieberman is tanned, rested and ready
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3 years
@bonerhitler Man I miss the old days
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3 years
@BoardGeniuses I hate watching football games where they play football. Stand around like real men!
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2 years
Sorry, the Blasphemy gym shorts stay *on* during sex
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1 year
Gotta be the only bitch in a Mutilatred shirt at the Lizzo show
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3 years
@Shay_Jay_CK @SocDoneLeft I have terrible news for you
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Papa John Misty
2 years
@LelandSage Real alpha grindset manly men spend all day whining on the internet when they see something they don’t like, regardless of whether or not it affects them
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4 years
@Vomit_Dragon O Father O Satan O Brother Where Art Thou
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2 years
Finally a politician brave enough to tell the truth
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