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Leland Sage

@LelandSage

1 year

Finally got up to speed playing the intro to “Imperiled Eyes” by Annihilator. I am bit sloppy but on the right track.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

More parks should have people playing death metal cello in their underwear.

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1 month

The woman working on the food truck who just took my order asked me about my shirt. I told her it’s a band and she squinted and asked “what is their name?” The shirt in question:

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6 months

The most popular metal band in each country based on Spotify statistics.

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6 months

Christian Visibility Day is trending and I just wanted to highlight how Christians have famously treated people they do not agree with.

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2 months

Satanic panic is so back.

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7 months

If the guitar player looks like this you are about to die in the pit.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

This is for the LOTR stans out there.

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3 months

The band Death in 1989. Dudes rock.

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Leland Sage

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2 months

The duality of man.

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Leland Sage

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8 months

Just in case you were looking for the perfect Valentine’s Day dessert for that special someone.

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Leland Sage

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5 months

*listening to guttural vocals* Me: Yeah, this sounds awesome. *listening to slightly different guttural vocals which my brain dislikes* Also me: Man, this sounds like dogshit.

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5 months

Fenriz to the black metal scene is like Corpsegrinder to the death metal scene. Just silly guys who are beloved by many.

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6 months

Having the name Imagine Dragons and not being a power metal band is stolen valor.

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3 months

The band Carcass in the early days. Dudes rock.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

My politics are whatever this is.

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2 years

If you like metal but don’t enjoy at least one glam metal or power metal band, I just assume you don’t like having fun.

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8 months

Can you show me where it says Blood Incantation in this logo?

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Leland Sage

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6 months

An actual sign inside a Wendy’s in Beaver County, PA.

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6 months

@anima_ultima I noticed that as well. It goes hard.

Gore 2.0, by XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX

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Leland Sage

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2 years

When a death metal song starts with just 4 even snare hits, you know it’s about to go hard as fuck.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

People are always mentioning dad rock, but what about mom rock?

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2 months

When someone says good riffs do not exist in black metal I immediately think to myself: “then explain this guy.”

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11 months

Don’t call yourself a black metal fan if you don’t know who this is.

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3 years

The irony of how listening to brutal death metal can be quite soothing.

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7 months

I do not trust the opinion of people who heavily criticize music but do not play an instrument or write music themselves.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

Sex is cool but have you ever listened to heavy metal while having sex?

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3 months

Is there a band you don’t hate but have heard their music so many times that you are okay never hearing them again? For me it’s AC/DC.

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7 months

Bob Ross had a guest on his show and she painted this black metal album art on an actual saw blade. Metal as fuck.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

A whip made from two human spines. This was found in the basement of an abandoned house in Wyoming.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

What’s the loudest band you have ever heard live? For me it was Ministry.

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6 months

Don’t call yourself a country fan if you don’t know these guys.

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8 months

Just in case you were looking for the perfect Valentine’s Day card for that special someone.

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7 months

This is still one of my favorite band logos of all time.

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7 months

I saw this and wanted to share it with the timeline.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

Black metal has vampire and werewolf vibes, whereas death metal has mummy and frankenstein vibes.

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9 months

This Nile album does not get enough love.

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3 years

The secret to playing pirate metal has been leaked.

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8 months

This Kirby shirt goes so hard.

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10 months

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1 year

I saw a wholesome death metal moment during Dying Fetus where a guy in the crowd FaceTimed his buddy and gave him a view of the show and then flipped the screen around occasionally so they could head bang together and then flip it back to the band. Dudes rock.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

You okay babe? You’ve barely touched your deathday cake.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

Black metal band with a dog as their vocalist named Barkthrone.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

Okay, which one of you fucked this mummy?

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2 years

The only appropriate album for Easter weekend.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

Do not question the musical taste of sharks.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

Chuck Schuldiner founded the band Death and then dies. That is true commitment to your craft. Legend.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

I��m going to open a heavy metal themed snow cone stand and call it And Just Ice For All.

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Leland Sage

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1 year

As of today we have been married for 15 years. It’s been a wild ride and we are looking forward to more adventures in this thing we call life.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

Dune (2021)

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5 months

Listening to war metal and never having gone to war. Poser shit.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

The existence of Hail Satan implies the existence of Snow Satan, Sleet Satan, and Rain Satan.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

Power metal bands love singing about the strength of steel.

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2 years

There should be more metal bands singing about dinosaurs.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

The middle aged metalhead urge to headbang using my whole torso instead of just my neck to prevent injury.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

Man made bloody mary horrors beyond my comprehension.

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Leland Sage

@LelandSage

11 months

Stop acting like metal is not inherently corny or nerdy. If you think the music and scene is that serious you are living in denial.

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4 months

I want to hear the weirdest metal music you’ve encountered. Show me what you got.

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2 years

Someone tried to hand me religious literature today and I just said “No thanks, Hail Satan.”

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Leland Sage

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2 years

Listened to “Painkiller” by Judas Priest in the car on the way to work and cut my commute time from 45 minutes to 6 minutes.

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Leland Sage

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1 year

Wearing a Cryptopsy crop top and calling it a Croptopsy.

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3 years

Open for a surprise.

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3 years

The 90s death metal vocalist urge to still use guttural voice when talking to the crowd in between songs.

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Leland Sage

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5 months

If someone uses the term “extreme metal” what comes to mind for you?

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3 years

Listening to black metal is just putting on external screaming to drown out the internal screaming.

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2 years

One time on a black metal FB group I asked for albums with crisp and clear production because I have a difficult time with the really raw and low fidelity stuff, and some people got mad at me and insisted that I don’t really like black metal then.

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Leland Sage

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8 months

You just don’t see Cannibal Corpse appear in movies like you used to.

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Leland Sage

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1 year

Please don’t ever try this at home.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

How can you respect Elon Musk? He doesn’t even have riffs.

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Leland Sage

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9 months

My wife has requested a new metal subgenre: Brunch Metal Her 3 minimum requirements are: 1. At least some clean vocals at times 2. Throw in some saxophone solos 3. Guitars that weedily-weedily

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Leland Sage

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2 years

The irony of these “real men” and “alpha males” saying people are too fragile and wouldn’t survive in the old ways of the world: the primary means of survival is learning and adapting to your environment, and yet these guys cannot handle the cultural shifts of modern world.

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Leland Sage

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8 months

I want to see some truly terrible metal album cover art. The worse the better. Lay it on me.

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6 months

Black metal is about frolicking through the forest and looking at pretty flowers.

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7 months

This reads like a Nile song title.

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2 months

Oh shit, how many of us are posers?

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3 years

The Wikipedia entry about heavy metal subculture has a great fan picture but an even better caption.

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Leland Sage

@LelandSage

3 years

Just want say that “Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” by Prong is an eternal banger.

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Leland Sage

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3 months

Once again it must be said that “Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” by Prong is an eternal banger.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

Fellas, do you ever flex your boner and make it move up and down for fun?

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Leland Sage

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2 years

Saturday #shirtcheck

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3 years

Good morning on a mundane Monday.

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Leland Sage

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3 years

RIP Peter Steele you would have loved being problematic on Twitter.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

A metal band called Panera that has an album about making bread and calling it Vulgar Display of Flour.

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2 years

Black metal is about skipping through the forest and smelling all the pretty flowers.

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Leland Sage

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22 days

I’m going to see Clutch live tonight and I fully expect to be one of the few dudes without a beard in attendance.

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2 years

I had no idea that Mortiis has a child.

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6 months

My wife and I have been friends 22 years as of today and we still like each other.

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9 months

Black metal bands who want to get jazzy: “What if we added saxophone to the mix, but in an evil way?”

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5 months

I’m so happy for this 2024 graduate.

Leland Sage

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5 months

Just watched my adopted kid graduate from college for their international studies degree and I’m so proud.

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Leland Sage

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2 years

@Hammond115James

Mr Marcaille

Raw and heavy hardcore punk one-man band playing cello and a set of two kick drums !

mrmarcaille.bandcamp.com

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Leland Sage

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2 years

I am revisiting Metalocalypse for the first time in many years. Love it still.

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Leland Sage

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7 months

I am surprised how thin-skinned some people can be when it comes to differing opinions about metal bands since the general public dislikes metal music. We should all be accustomed to most people not liking our music choices.

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3 years

New mask for those with enough courage.

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Leland Sage

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5 months

People who complain about a band they enjoy touring with a problematic band: 1. Bands have to answer to managers and labels and fulfill work contracts. 2. It’s a job. I have had to work for and alongside shitty people with whom I disagree, but that’s part of being an adult.

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5 months

A band that is not mentioned enough:

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2 months

Cancelable Corpse

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