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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
Professional photographer here 🙋🏻‍♂️ this was not photoshopped.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
More Fake News. This was photoshopped, obviously, but the wind was strong and the hair looks good? Anything to demean!
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
@chrissyteigen Good luck, Chrissy! I hope the boobs are going to a nice farm upstate where they can run around with other boobs all day and be happy
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
3 years
Unearthed this pic I took of Beyonce today and it’s pretty good
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
looks like we’re about to find out!
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
this is legitimately what this human being looks like, folks
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
We all know that on Monday morning that photographer is 100% getting his clearance revoked, right?
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
Let’s be clear...boosting saturation for color correction does not change the fact that Donald Trump needs to watch makeup tutorials on YouTube
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
most people deal with death privately and are uncomfortable expressing their feelings, so when someone the whole world knows dies it presents an opportunity for them to let out emotions about their own private experiences with loss that they may have been holding in. so be nice
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@rob_hoffman
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3 years
more old beyonce
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@rob_hoffman
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6 years
@chrislhayes “it’s a banana, michael. what could it cost? $10?”
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
@KingJames Oh I’ll just drop her name here. It’s @factswithfiona and she’s a columnist for @dcexaminer . Have fun y’all
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
6 years
if my friend overdosed because i enabled them to renounce their sobriety, i dunno if the victim card is the one i’d be playing
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
(ASMR) My Dad Is Getting People Killed Soft Spoken Ramble
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Ivanka Trump
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
lol nobody likes you
@w_terrence
Terrence K. Williams
5 years
RACIST DEBRA MESSING gained 20k followers after I made this video about her calling Black Trump Supporters Mentally ill. The President shared this! Now People are saying they are being unfollowed from my account. THEY DONT WANT PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME 👉 #FollowTerrenceKWilliams
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
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i’ve known demi since she was 15. she’s a genuinely great person who’s currently on the losing end of a horrible battle. wishing her all the best.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
I’ve never seen someone more obviously high on cocaine in my life and I live in Los Angeles
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Acyn
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Is everything ok?
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
3 years
Just wanna point out that Jonas Bros are lovely dudes and they got asked to do a vaccine awareness video and jumped at the opportunity to promote public health and it’s not their fault that’s the best plan the Biden Administration can come up with
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
2 years
@nycsouthpaw I feel like the Special Master is going to be Bill Barr wearing a fake mustache and glasses
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
6 years
@MarkDuplass @benshapiro hey mark. hard pass.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
6 years
Hey @amazon , why do you let Dana Loesch and NRATV spout violent threats against journalists over your platform?
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
@davidgallardo @postcrunk @MayorOfLA this was on my street. i had three protestors hiding in my house for 2 hours while LAPD circled overhead with a helicopter. 60 cops in the street in riot gear. FOR CURFEW VIOLATIONS. ridiculous beyond belief.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
7 years
@realDonaldTrump my fucking god. we’ve officially entered the twilight zone.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
7 years
@BarackObama i miss having a President so much
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
he should be removed from office immediately.
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rob hoffman
5 years
@WhiteHouse meanwhile, in the white house
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rob hoffman
5 years
@brianschatz just spitballing here, but if they're worried UI benefits exceed what low wage workers actually make, maybe they should raise the god damn minimum wage
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
3 years
Anyone ever post an old photo you took of Beyonce for likes on Instagram that has 7 reflections of Beyonce in it unaware that her next album will be her 7th album thus starting a massive conspiracy theory? Just me?
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
@yashar @TeamTrump funny how members of Team Trump are willing to disregard all of the other human suffering that man creates until it directly affects them.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
This video of a cop taking a knee with the protestors is so inspiring! Please RT!
@JordanUhl
jordan
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Who does this protect? Who does this serve?
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rob hoffman
6 years
had a rad weekend w Jonas in ATL. literally felt like time travel. that energy is unmistakable. so excited for the guys and for the fans. it’s back.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
6 years
@MarkDuplass @benshapiro still waiting for you to walk this one back, Mark.
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rob hoffman
4 years
What Chrissy Teigen posted is heartbreaking on every level imaginable. Her transparency as a public figure is so meaningful to other families who go through this and feel alone or unnoticed.
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rob hoffman
7 years
@washingtonpost the alt-right is trying to paint a post-Charlottesville picture of themselves as cowering victims. they are not.
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rob hoffman
5 years
@menendez_ron The president is talking about it.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
6 years
i’m in no way trying to minimize the claims made by Deborah Ramirez, her courage to speak out, or how difficult all of this must be for her. But the really HUGE implication of this article is the GOP knew this was coming out and specifically tried to rush a vote to beat it.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
7 years
@JamesOKeefeIII @washingtonpost @DanLamothe @josephjames BREAKING: @DanLamothe explains to two idiots what an editorial page is
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rob hoffman
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@KingJames @factswithfiona @dcexaminer if you're not familiar with @dcexaminer , it's a far-right, extremely biased publication. @factswithfiona conveyed great outrage today with graffiti over billboards, but sadly this was the best she could do to help clean up something she felt so strongly about. A complete fraud.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
Cleaning out my desk
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
All hail the Queen of Georgia
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
2 years
It’s amazing having a cop watcher interrupt a local news interview with a cop. Notice the dude working for a network has ZERO relevant follow-up questions for the cop. He’s just there to take in the propaganda and call it a night.
@FilmThePoliceLA
Film The Police LA
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MLK & Degnan, Leimert Park: LAPD shot a Black man in the back three times. They refuse to say if he had a gun.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
7 years
Don't normalize the term "alt-left." There is no alt-left. There's just people who are willing to fight against bigotry and hatred.
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rob hoffman
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@POTUS @AbeShinzo i'm not fluent in Japanese, but I'm pretty sure he was saying, "let go of my fucking hand you orange buffoon"
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
4 years
@ShutUpAndrosky sometimes we all need to unlock our inner karen
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rob hoffman
5 years
@333333333433333 every single Bernie supporter would have too
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rob hoffman
8 years
@wikileaks Americans everywhere thank you
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rob hoffman
5 years
i’m old enough to remember when the US Senate confirmed a guy to the Supreme Court who cried and screamed, “I LIKE BEER!” at his rape trial
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rob hoffman
4 years
@pattonoswalt Also worth noting: Ben Shapiro is a failed dramedy writer
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
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I worked for Beyoncé and I can tell you right now that a large group of motivated and enthusiastic black women is an unstoppable force. Let’s fucking go.
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Caroline Renard
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38K Black women on a Zoom organizing for Kamala.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
@washingtonpost Yeah, and they didn’t, so fuck them, fuck him, and fuck whoever wrote this book
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rob hoffman
6 years
guilt is a bitch but always of your own making
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rob hoffman
3 years
@legalobserver1 @JoshuaPotash yeah but the US backed the overthrow of the government that led to Al-Shabab so, there’s the first whoopsie
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rob hoffman
6 years
love this @ShaunKing
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rob hoffman
5 years
@SethAbramson Trump was so quick to say Russia didn’t have anything to do with the election hacks in Helsinki because a.) it was an attack b.) it was an act of war c.) if A+B became publicly accepted knowledge, his crimes would amount, legally, to treason.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
::chefs kiss::
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
7 years
@realDonaldTrump really? i didn’t know he said bad things about Obama too.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
3 years
If the government wants people to go to work during a global pandemic, the government, at the very least, needs to provide free, accessible testing for everyone. It’s literally the very least they could do.
@timheidecker
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I don’t see anyone talking about this but I’d like to note how fucking expensive it is for small productions to be covid compliant and provide testing for cast and crew
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4 years
Hello everyone. I’d very much like to have a picture of me and @NickJonas with *two* First Ladies of the United States. Please #Vote #BidenHarris2020
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rob hoffman
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THREAD: Donald Trump: "The asylum program is a scam, some of the roughest people you've ever seen. People who look like they could be fighting for the UFC" Here are photos of the asylum seekers Trump is talking about. Please share.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
7 years
@realDonaldTrump good morning sunshine!
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rob hoffman
9 years
Kanye should just buy some HIV medication and raise the price up 600% overnight
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rob hoffman
2 years
@nycsouthpaw “can we have back the documents you planted?”
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
7 years
i love this woman so much.
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
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When fires ravaged parts of Tenn in 2016, Dolly Parton gave $1k/month to every homeless family until they could get back on their feet. She has used her fame to spread a message of love/acceptance. Today, she donated her 100 millionth book Dolly Parton is an American treasure
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did you know @realDonaldTrump once cut off healthcare benefits to his *nephew* who had cerebal palsy while the family was fighting over his father’s will? that’s a real thing.
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rob hoffman
6 years
there hasn’t been a point in my life where Weird Al hasn’t been a national treasure
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rob hoffman
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you wanna know WHY Bernie supporters were so pissed? because WE KNEW this would happen.
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rob hoffman
5 years
@SethAbramson 0.0% of his supporters will read the letter
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rob hoffman
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Santa Clarita 🔥
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rob hoffman
3 years
@davidcrosss Suspected leader of Nazi party has been identified
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rob hoffman
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@jules_su @kenklippenstein Harry Cherry: I’d like to file a police report. Officer: Okay. Can I have your name? ::Harry Cherry explodes::
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
FYI Rudy’s DMs are open and there’s zero chance he knows how to turn them off
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rob hoffman
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enabling an addict is beyond deplorable. sick to my stomach.
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rob hoffman
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@wikileaks please tell me you have some more #DNCleaks coming 🙏🏻
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rob hoffman
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@chrissyteigen I would vote for an alive dog over an alive guy about 98% of the time
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rob hoffman
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love it when bitter adults fuck w @Zendaya only to discover u really shouldn't fuck w @Zendaya
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rob hoffman
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@JordanUhl Maybe if the right breathlessly repeats it enough times, the plastic bag will finally turn into a Molotov cocktail
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@UTDKara @MrSarkodie_ @FabrizioRomano narrator: it was, in fact, how it works
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rob hoffman
7 years
@WalshFreedom AR-15s have a firing rate of 45 rounds per minute. you fucking jerkoff.
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rob hoffman
3 years
@Greg14017836 @miakhalifa bro your entire account is just you saying creepy shit to porn stars get the fuck outta here
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
5 years
I said goodbye to my best friend last night. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. I can’t imagine loving anything more.
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RT if @realDonaldTrump should be handcuffed and hauled out of the White House TODAY.
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rob hoffman
7 years
Hey @realDonaldTrump , you finally got a crowd bigger than Obama's!
@KeeganNYC
Keegan Stephan
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Panorama: NYC Trump Tower Protest has swelled even larger. Thousands.
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@rob_hoffman
rob hoffman
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@HopeHeck @VoteMarsha I thought love was your weapon you fake dipshit
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@JohnMayer @billboard @CarlsJr i can confirm that i now want Carl’s Jr
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rob hoffman
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One time I was working on Regis and Kelly w Jonas Bros and got into an elevator to go up w my tour manager and Regis got in to go down and when the elevator started going up he looked at us and yelled “Jesus Christ. Who are you? The Jonas cousins?” Anyway, RIP
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