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jon ⚔️
2 months
If any of you know of any positions (remote or in Chicago) that deal with data, business analytics, project management, or other data/information related jobs, please hit me up. I promise I'm cool.
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1 year
You know the new Deicide album is going to be sick when they announce it with the Spongebob font.
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1 year
I listen to black metal.
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what's your favorite album made by a guy who sucks?
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@ronofjosenthal
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2 years
black metal band: *uses acoustic guitar* metal reviewer: "[...]the band's use of folk instruments[...]"
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@ronofjosenthal
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9 months
wake up babe, orchid reunion!
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1 month
"A metal band played on TV? Allow me to school you with my superior and more obscure music taste."
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2 months
RIP QUEEN
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2 years
y'all thought I was kidding
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jon ⚔️
1 year
LIKE A SECRET FACE WITHIN A TAPESTRY! happy 25th, lil buddy!
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2 years
WE ARE @HBHWorkers !
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3 months
Dungeon synth diss tracks would be devastating. "Your Spells Are Weak." "I Went To Your Dungeon And Nobody Knew You." "Your Eleven-Minute Demo Is Forgettable." "Your Music Is Well-Produced."
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2 months
jesus christ what
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5 months
So much black metal is flash in the pan hype shit that dies down within months of release, but I do hear about sun bat her often, even after more than a decade past its release. Deafheaven's second album is probably a modern classic, whether you like it or not.
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jon ⚔️
2 years
Social media for black metal artists was a mistake.
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jon ⚔️
9 months
The band Indian (RIP, if you didn't know) was so loud when I saw them open for Yob at Subterranean in Chicago that I was given the eternal gift of permanent hearing damage in my left ear.
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Loudest band you ever saw live?
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Kris does such a good job brushing these off, but I'm sure part of him dies every time someone asks him to revive his teenage hobby.
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3 years
synthesizers and keyboards belong in metal.
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1 year
The amount of people complaining about how Tomb Mold look on the cover of Decibel Magazine is... interesting.
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2 years
God damn do I love this album.
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1 year
Death metal.
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2 years
like this and I'll recommend you a black metal album
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1 year
Favorite 3 album run by my favorite band.
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2 years
. @TrevorTBDM was the coolest cat around. We would regularly punish each other with terrible/great black metal. He even went to see me play in Ohio once, where he masterfully dealt with my drunken punishing about how much @bdmmetal meant to my musical development. This is so sad.
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1 year
I love Akercocke's suits-only shtick, but this is a shit take. Considering how so many of us continue to rebel against sartorial norms, who are we to tell a DEATH METAL BAND how to DRESS?!
@burn_amb
burning ambulance dot substack dot com
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I like the new Tomb Mold record a lot. But death metal bands really need to understand that getting your picture on a magazine cover fucking means something, and meet the moment. Death metal needs more Akercockes, and fewer examples of...this.
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@ronofjosenthal
jon ⚔️
29 days
happy 30th to the superior Acid Bath album
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3 years
the new Stormkeep album is as excellent as its artwork.
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3 years
Super burritos with Blood Incantation. Paul revealing the true size of his burrito was legitimately shocking.
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@ronofjosenthal
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2 years
I don't see how people liking Metallica is a bad thing.
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@ronofjosenthal
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7 months
an update. for you.
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7 months
GOATs only.
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1 year
hey cool
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2 months
@SkullRitual ...doesn't Opeth use PRS guitars?
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@ronofjosenthal
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11 months
Imagine being so insecure in your own taste that you have to prove your elitism by gatekeeping something as stupid as black metal.
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jon ⚔️
7 months
Seeing a couple folks doing the "metal can only be appreciated by certain people" thing on here. People contain multitudes. You can dress however you like and have hobbies that have nothing to do with metal. It's okay. Stop being dicks about it.
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great consistency between 2 albums where both are masterpieces in their own right and the second builds upon the first while somehow surpassing incredible expectations
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@cleavedassunder
Alexacious Malignancy AKA UnAlex AKA “Uncle Alex”
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great consistency between 2 albums where both are masterpieces in their own right and the second builds upon the first while somehow surpassing incredible expectations
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"But why doesn't Ulver make black metal anymore?!" dawg Ulver spent FOUR YEARS as a metal band and have since spent the subsequent TWENTY-SIX doing other stuff. Keep up!
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3 years
Oh, is it 10/10 death metal albums time?
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@ronofjosenthal
jon ⚔️
2 years
Hey, are you a metal fan who also really, really likes Songs: Ohia/Magnolia Electric Co./Jason Molina's music? I'm working on something cool. Respond to this Tweet if you're down to chat.
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1 year
"metal is dead" dude did you not see the fifteen raw black metal demos that just dropped on Bandcamp today? I think metal is fine. Well, "fine."
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2 years
We're homeowners!
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Spectral Voice were extra spooky.
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3 years
"So I hear you make something called 'dungeon synth.' That's crazy! Tell me more about that."
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11 months
The layoffs at Bandcamp are felt throughout the music writing and journalism worlds. We at Invisible Oranges stand with all who are affected. This is truly a horrific day.
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Imagine caring what type of metal people listen to.
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jon ⚔️
3 years
Happy 30 years to the best Darkthrone album. They set a high bar for the then fledgling black metal genre with this one, especially "Kathaarian Life Code" and "In the Shadow of the Horns!"
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My four favorite death metal albums.
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@TheUnshored
Dr. Death Metal
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My 4 favorite death metal albums
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@ronofjosenthal
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we first started fostering Nicholas from @onetailatatime two years ago tonight. what an adventure it's been, from helping him recover from Parvo, to adventures in behavioral medication, to getting featured on @dog_rates (he is a 14/10 good boy). we love you, Nicky.
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Brandon Nurick was a good friend and a great guy. You might know him as @bobafettyywap on here or through his writing at Invisible Oranges. I will miss him, his wit, and his kindness.
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I love you forever, Nicholas.
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Lifelover jokes will never not be funny.
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2 years
What's the over/under on Kerry King's new band going in the Damageplan direction and recording one of the worst nu-metal albums to ever exist?
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4 years
stop complaining about black metal production. it's supposed to sound like that.
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jon ⚔️
1 year
Your "dissonant" black metal band sounds like dropping a bucket of nails down a flight of stairs.
@wewearblackpod
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Heavy music opinion that would put you in this position?
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jon ⚔️
2 years
Awful lot of transphobia lately. Fuck off with that shit.
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@ronofjosenthal
jon ⚔️
2 years
Thank you for understanding. It has been a hard day.
@invisoranges
Invisible Oranges
2 years
Please accept our apologies as we take a break from posting new content on our site until next week. We have experienced a loss among our staff and are taking the time to grieve.
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@ronofjosenthal
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Black metal dudes be unironically calling artists "Demonslayer ov the Northern Abyss" but insist on deadnaming trans folks. 🤔
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Eight years ago, I saw @lowtheband perform at the very tiny Evanston SPACE venue, where I had a perfect side stage view of Mimi. Not only did Low cover The Reverend Al Green's "Let Stay Together," but they also busted out a chilling rendition of their song "Laser Beam."
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My ex-girlfriend with whom I shared close to a decade is having emergency brain surgery later today. Asking for some compassion as I am very worried.
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blowing my fucking mind right now. cannot wait for this.
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Wow, Pitchfork.
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"I don't like popular thing!" is a super cool personality. Be sure to let it envelop you entirely as it makes you incredibly interesting.
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Imagine being an adult and being mad about pretend time bullshit like black metal.
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2 years
RIP Justin Bartlett. VBERKVLT forever. Fuck cancer.
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this new Worm EP is fuckin' bonkers. like Evoken at their best but with incredible shred solos and spacey atmospheres.
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Replace "teenagers" with "any black metal musician" and the meme is just as funny.
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The best vocal performance on any black metal record. Simply ridiculous.
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Thoughts on the current state of art and things created by creative people. Selfie for algorithm boost.
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2 years
UNION STRONG
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After five months without one, I applied to adopt a dog today. Wish me luck.
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Obtained Enslavement: "What aesthetic should our magic-themed black metal band use for band pictures?" Døden (guitars): "I WANNA BE IN SPACE!"
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Stop calling "Timewave Zero" a cash grab. If any of you actually followed Paul's career outside BI, you'd know he's a rabid krautrock fan and has had multiple kraut/kosmiche projects over the years, including the still-active Hoverkraft.
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2 years
Can metal sites quit it with the clickbait campaign surrounding Trevor Strnad's death? Maybe just a little bit?
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While I am by no means a Dream Theater fan, hearing that Mike Portnoy has re-joined the band brings a great sense of balance to the universe.
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We ran into Trhä in the woods. Wild!
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1 year
Bandcamp unionizing is based as fuck.
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1 year
UPDATE
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You know the new Deicide album is going to be sick when they announce it with the Spongebob font.
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If your biggest concern is punks and "indie kids" invading metal, then you are a fucking idiot. Stop this.
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black metal band: *uses saxophone* metal reviewer: "[...]jazz[...]"
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black metal band: *uses acoustic guitar* metal reviewer: "[...]the band's use of folk instruments[...]"
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3 years
Rocko's Modern Life Is War
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legalize drum machines
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Though I've only seen it happen twice, I absolutely live for when black metal solo artists post on their band pages about looking for a romantic partner.
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2 years
What absolute ghouls. Fuck the supreme court.
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3 years
happy third birthday to my dog. 1 like = 1 chin scritch.
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2 years
Remembering the glory days of when the big Internet argument was whether Agalloch or Opeth was the best band.
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10 months
Me watching everyone whine about the Decibel list (again).
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2 years
Hey, I might not advertise my VERY LEFT-WING political beliefs on social media for personal reasons, but it still really sucks to see chuds in my follows. Go the fuck away.
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Hearing some amazing stories of bravery and heroism at the Morbid Angel show last night. When we have each other, we have everything.
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4 years
you know what band we don't talk about enough? Necrophagist. that band was brilliant.
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2 years
Love my goofy dog.
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This can't be good.
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