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@mrgracemugabe

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@mrgracemugabe
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americans love telling you it’s 60 degrees on christmas day. brother, i have no idea what the fuck that means.
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there should be a streaming service called “movies” and it has every movie
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can’t wait for the ok boomer meme to reach the natural end of its life cycle by having hillary clinton reply “ok boomer” to a trump tweet
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italy - entire country in lockdown france - time for a smurf festival
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AFP News Agency
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VIDEO: Thousands gathered in France at the weekend to break the world record for the largest-ever gathering of Smurfs. Around 3500 people set aside fears of the #coronavirus to dress up as the characters, which come from a Belgian comic franchise
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@mrgracemugabe
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genuinely can’t imagine being this horny.
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Men had their chance. This is what they did with it. It’s time for women. Progressive women.
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why does anyone bother with sex when you can mow the lawn and then stand with your hands on your hips admiring the lawn
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that’s a cool tv man. can i hold the remote and slide the battery lid open and shut over and over again?
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i won't let this happen
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This is Earth without water
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@mrgracemugabe
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yeah put a computer in my brain dude. sounds good lol
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Elon Musk
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@PPathole Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April
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@mrgracemugabe
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this humbly dressed unassuming old man who’s in really good shape and moves with lethal grace is quietly asking me and my punk friends to keep the noise down. we’re gonna fuck him UP hahaha, i don’t care what his mysterious past is, we have the power of being young and strong 💪
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unfortunately, by my calculations, the guys in the submarine would have run out of food by now. they’re probably dead :/
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You Will Never Catch Him
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A 500-pound black bear has been the source of more than 150 calls between law enforcement and wildlife personnel recently. The Department of Fish and Wildlife says they will euthanize him once they catch him. Read more >>
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@mrgracemugabe
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daft punk split up? guess they were feeling... blue da ba dee da ba da 😂
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women want to fuck ray romano now? and i know someone is gonna try go “oh honey, women have always wanted to fuck ray romano” but no. i’ve been, quite alive for the last 25 years and they have not. this is new.
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the reason dune is so relatable is because paul drinks some “water of life” and then tells a room full of guys he could kick all of their asses
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i will avenge you, father. i will save you, mother. i will kill you flanders.
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men will literally disguise their frigate as an overburdened whaling ship in order to lure a cunningly captained french privateer in close enough to deliver a shattering broadside instead of going to therapy
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duncan idaho: they call them goon caves. and there’s thousands of them. duke leto: millions of gooners…
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they’ve been installed in your 🫵 room for years
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My Mixtapez
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‘Anti-sex’ beds have been installed inside every athlete's room for the Paris Olympics 2024.
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god i fucking love this city
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you finish at the urinal and give it a shake. a second. a third, with no droplets. satisfied you tuck your old fella away. you think you’re safe. you think the world makes sense. you are very, very wrong…
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this bar brawl is chaotic but i think i can sneak up behind that one hulking guy and smash my bottle over his head. i’m sure he will go right down rather than slowly turn around to face me showing no ill effects
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vaccine nurse begged me to come back next week because she’s “never seen such a big brave boy before”
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me looking at the gun handle poking out as the cop bends over at the self service checkout
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macbeth when servants rush in first thing in the morning to tell him someone has stabbed king duncan to death in his own bed overnight
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warboy: the.. they somehow outpaced us my lord… immortan joe: impossible. what sort of vehicle was it?! warboy: i can’t be sure… but i think it was the last of the soul red 2016 mazda 3s with- immortan joe (saying it with him): skyactiv technology…
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i’m a shift manager at a dick sucking factory and whenever a conservative dick is on the conveyor belt i make sure everyone doesn’t suck it very well
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remember a few months ago when the media thought the greatest threat to society as a whole was a movie directed by the hangover guy about the “clown prince of crime”
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tinker tailor soldier spy if it was adapted today
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part of the fun of mad max is how much fun the bad guys are clearly having. you’re in a gimp suit, piloting a gyrocopter, firing a machine gun at an armoured tanker truck. you were a shelf stacker at woolies before the apocalypse. you’re having a absolute ball.
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hey is bernie sanders running. well you better go catch him then lol
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NO
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Lori Deers🇺🇸
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Do you support Mel Gibson’s plan to EXPOSE an elite pedophile ring operating at the heart of the Hollywood system? YES OR NO?🙋🏻‍♀️
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i guess they are more of a partisan milk hotel now
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My husband Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel just sent out a message in support of Bernie Sanders and I endorse his endorsement.
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imagine george r r martin adjusting his little sailor's cap. carefully smoothing his beard, snapping the straps of his suspenders and then going absolutely monster berserk on your pussy
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18th century soldier writing to his wife: i commend to you my good will, regards, husband writing to his third best friend: to see your luscious red lips form the words “hello”, to see your eyes spark as they sight me, these are my heart’s most fervent desire
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gotta admire the street punks who encounter spider-man and say to themselves yeah... we are the guys who are finally gonna bring down spider-man with our flick knives and tyre irons. he’s fucking finished.
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there’s still a couple of weeks left but i think my best post of 2018 award simply has to go to the saudis admitting they did 9/11, and threatening to do another one to canada
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uncut grems. it’s a movie about uncircumcised gremlins
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funny how these days we spend so much time streaming movies and hardly any time moving through streams
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oh the creator bowed out did he. didn’t want his work to be used and taken advantage of after he was finished with it did he.
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Gary Levin
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HBO won't pursue second season of #Watchmen after creator bows out via @usatoday
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lizzo just told me to dance and then started shooting the ground near my feet forcing me to hop around
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if we ever actually did fight the greatest generation we would wipe the floor with them. saving private ryan would be on the radio screaming, sir the enemy have some sort of super soldier that doesn’t have rickets and didn’t start smoking cigarettes at the age of 8
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having a single spoonful of peanut butter is always a “fool’s gambit” for it only serves to awaken the peanut butter hunger that always slumbers within me
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the northman is the best movie i’ve ever seen where a quarter to a third of the dialogue was unintelligible. still have no idea what skarsgard’s character’s name was beyond it started with “a”. great experience!
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liz warren has fully adopted the stannis baratheon strategy to winning
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women will complain you spend too much time digging tunnels and then a week later be like “babe ur tunnel isn’t making much progress tho” 🙄
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a caveman feverishly jacking off and right as he nuts the camera freeze frames on a drop of nut suspended in the air, cut to a white space station shaped like the droplet
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lmao
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AFP News Agency
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#BREAKING China says 'nobody cares' about Australia Olympics diplomatic boycott
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my new standup bit is: women love fruit. it's ten minutes on how women love fruit
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when you throw a party and invite your two weirdest friends at the last minute out of guilt and they’re the first ones to show up
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@CannyExecutive glad to hear the brainless creatures who exist to serve evil people side with israel
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i love being an ugly grime covered townsman who, upon seeing what is clearly a skilled and hardened killer enter the tavern, slowly scrapes my chair back and stands to tell them we don’t want their kind round these parts
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trying to cut down on my drinking but there’s two main problems. 1) i really like it, and 2) what else am i supposed to do at night time
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between isaacs, chalamet and momoa, dune has been perfectly calibrated to have “a little something for mummy”
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refusing to watch bojack horseman until he is voiced by an actor that is some kind of horse-human hybrid monster
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this is how journalists should be treated in general
@SamCucchiara9
Sam Cucchiara
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Well I can't say this has ever happened before. Tonight 7pm on @ACurrentAffair9
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me at the end covered in dry ice and other crap and my sleeve is on fire: uhhh tipping isn’t customary here right?
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South Dallas Foodie
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I usually hate this kinda crap but this guy is amazing.
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for the women on this website horny for post malone may i suggest moving to newcastle australia and meeting the man of your dreams 4, 5, or even 6 times a day every day
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this is my phone, which i use for little online, and that’s my computer, i use that for big online
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just stopped for a mocha but my rapidly deteriorating brain blanked on the name completely so i pretended i was waiting for my girlfriend to text me her order while i quickly scrolled through “types of coffee” on wikipedia
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if you suck some stranger off in the public toilets, you gain all of his cum and lose none of your own. all profit. there’s nothing “gay” about making a great deal.
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look corbyn’s loss sucks hard but he was in a uniquely bad position and it very clear that the only thing that killed him was brexit madness which i don’t understand at all but that’s what did it. and the main thing that matters going forward is tiocfaidh ár lá
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yeah dude, sure i’ll let you mix your shitty dirty tin with my beautiful pure copper. did an aurochs kick you in the head this morning? get the fuck outta my beaker pot making workshop!
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@ByYourLogic hounskull is a clumsy doofus who always says “milord?” when his lord is mad and doesn’t understand why
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looks like my scene in morbius, where i play his old australian friend from college who calls him “morbo”, has been cut
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bae: come over me: i can’t bae: i printed out all of epstein’s flight logs me:
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happy first 9/11 since the saudis openly admitted they did it and threatened to do it again everybody
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@collnsmith i hope he found what he was seeking
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if the babadook is “just a metaphor” then what did i just unload a full mag into?
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damn it actually worked...
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Liberate America of Trump dance.
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this is the only thing in my calendar
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wake up, make a cup of coffee, go sit out on the back porch and sip it with a cigarette, enjoy the morning sun, check the death tally,
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you 🫵 are getting put in the david cone
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History Calendar
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Statue of David was bricked inside this cone to protect it from bombs during World War II.
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the perfect man; - mr bean humour - the skills of john wick - the fashion sense of peaky blinders
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bending down to talk to a kid dressed as captain america for book week: oh what’s your favourite cap run? brubaker? gruenwald perhaps? classic kirby? you have no idea what i’m taking about do you, you little fucking fraud.
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that's the joke. that's the fucking joke he was fucking making. why is everyone retweeting this. i feel like i'm in crazy world
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if i had been the boyfriend in midsommar, the movie would have ended with everyone gathering around me to give me an award for being such a good boyfriend
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me imagining an alternate history where the ira had modern ballistic missiles
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@VerminusM
Uri Kurlianchik
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Imagine that the Republic of Ireland started bombing the UK with rockets, demanding that the UK withdrew from Northern Ireland and all the Protestants left the island. How do you think the UK would have responded?
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yeah the new “t swift” is so great, so raw and emotional (tilting my phone away from the girl so she can’t see i’m actually listening to episode 347 of a podcast called “a detailed look at the thirty years war day by day”
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time to climb out and sit on an iron beam suspended 300 meters in the air and eat my baloney sandwich from my lunchpail
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i never will. i’m doing it right now
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i’d believe the zodiac stuff more if it turned out the cops had interviewed him five times in relation to the case and he’d said stuff like “i’m literally the zodiac killer” during the interviews and they’d then dismissed him as a suspect
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setting up a women only screening of wonder woman where the curtains will draw back to reveal not a screen but a mirror....
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funny that mcdonald’s monopoly is back, when they themselves have quite the monopoly... on good tasting food at reasonable prices!
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i refuse to speculate on the size of male politicians penises, just as i would never dream of theorising that amy klobuchar has the tightest snuggest hottest little puss puss in the history of the democratic party
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0% chance of me every buying one
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what the fuck are you talking about? nurning annintant???! what is wrong with this fucking app, every second video is like this. did i have a stroke and i just dont know? is this what it's like? am i dead?
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merry christmas from my family to yours
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whatever happened to that “virgil texas” fellow
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and they were right
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i just purchased a bahn mi (australian sandwich) for seven hundred auscredits in our wonderful capitol city, sydney!
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when i did the stanford prison experiment they said i was too good at it and it wasn’t fair to the other experimentees
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what i like about robert eggers is he got the chicks onside early with the vvitch and then for the next two he went you know what? time for a little something for daddy…
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i’m a side-piece. i’m a bernie bro. i’m posting cringe. i’m neoliberal. i’m a bird of prey. i’m lizzo. i’m a super delegate. i’m a safdie brother. i’m lieutenant general john bell hood. i’m a snitch. im a pawg. i’m jeb lund. im me. we are... all of us
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