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3 years

@conduit172 @Iearnhistory They're not allowed a pint until they're 106

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@hearnimator @supertanskiii Not anti-semitic, anti-zionist probably, but what's wrong with that?

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1 year

@HJJ92_ @maggiejane1985 Yeah, I go in work when I'm on the sick and watch the lads

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4 years

@TheAnfieldTalk Please, please have a parade. Honest, nobody will laugh at you. Honest.

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11 months

@DFImpressionist @Everton__1234 Still doing black face Darren?

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7 months

At work tonight, lad on another shift, 35, has had a heart attack and died. I'm in shock, don't know what I'm trying to say but if you wanna do summat, do it, cos you might not get another chance. Poor guy

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4 years

@chrismackop You write about football and this is news to you??

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3 years

I'm not superstitious, but, who's chaining themselves up next game?

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9 months

@_laurag23 I've been licking my own balls all morning in solidarity with our Yorkshire terrier, Alan.

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7 months

@woodsy8793 @OfficialVizeh You're right mate, should've had a triangular pitch and made supporters lie down

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1 year

@Lloydthegraff Gives you it like she's buying gear

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11 months

Let's find Terry, 47, from Liverpool, infamous grass

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11 months

13-year-old Terry Rose with the collection of cigarettes sold to him by shopkeepers in Liverpool (1989)

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1 year

@F0reverEvert0n Right wing and cdm, just what we need

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3 years

@ODDSbible Bet he can't sleep at night knowing that Glenn thingy didn't like his jeans

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3 years

@Tommyk62 He's still wearing his promise shirt!!

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3 years

@AT96_ No words...

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3 years

Don't get all the bad feeling about Kane, reckon he'll get a goal if Southgate brings him on.

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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1 year

Bring on the hate, 12 hr shift, starving, took me 20 mins

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3 years

@Geof17773624 @IL0VEthe80s Salems lot was some scary shit. I don't think I could watch it now.

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3 years

@GillianMcKeith @synapse63 What's coming next, poolady?

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10 months

You know when lads say 'I'd go gay for?' I'd go gay for this whole team, cept McNeil of course, fuck that!!

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9 months

@chlo1878 Sounds like you've put Jack Russell instead of unleaded in.

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3 years

@I_am_Fletch I'm a bit older

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3 years

Top of the league!!!

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2 years

Been lost for 1/2 hour. Magic.

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1 year

@billywhizz666 @footballontnt @Everton State of the fat tramp with the Argos chain

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1 year

Right twitter tough guys, where do we stand on a candle? I love me a candle

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3 years

Can't wait to see Frank do Simeones celebration in front of Klopp.

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1 year

Queens of the stone age blew every other band out the water tonight. Amazing

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1 year

@mickmckeown80 Mates a forest sth, talked about nothing but Garner year they came up. Don't understand why he's not on corners and FK, took everything that year

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3 years

And you join us in Abu Dhabi for Tory FC versus No Morals Rovers in a pointless World League no relegation double header, GOOOOO TEEEAAMMMM!!

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1 year

The finest example of CoT seen on twitter this year

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1 year

@supertanskiii @Bren4Bassetlaw Bren mate, where you now? I've got some lager, a chicken and a fishing rod. Let's talk, its good to talk Bren, can I call you Bren?

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2 years

Can everyone cheer the fuck up, nobody died, life is good, everton aren't, but when have they ever been? Hug your kids, phone your ma.

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3 years

@IanLloy78 @iammrazul Liverpool ultras have already said, the streets will run with blood and the fountains will overflow with man milk, I'd avoid the whole area.

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1 year

@BlueT1tBoy Looks like the Saudi deals off? Dyche should do a black & white insta now, getting into a Renault Clio, head to toe in Donnay, reading, you're fucked lad

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7 months

Seems legit

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3 years

@Vaughany76 @JDBakewell Did they just claim a storm? #ynwa

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11 months

@westhamfootball @PaulCas1975 That fella couldn't look more of a pedo if he tried could he?

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3 years

@CFC_Menz @BenG0dfrey @England Pretty sure he's played for England at least once more than you, and had sex with an actual girl...

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10 months

If Ross don't remove this I'm putting under 15s top scorer in my bio. It's as relevant

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2 years

Damn you @teenytinysuz ! Didn't know what one of these was a month ago, now I think i have a problem.

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1 year

Red Dwarf season 14

90s Football

@90sfootball

1 year

One Picture. Four Legends.

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2 years

Appreciate I'm getting on a bit but £550! I wouldn't take them if they were free

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4 years

@carlyewisel Why are you going??

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1 year

Baby face, big boy whiskers

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4 years

@Everton @CalvertLewin14 If DCLs not retired before our next pen, he should get a go.

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10 months

@iammrazul

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4 years

Thought he was dead??

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1 year

@HJJ92_ @maggiejane1985 Proper team player

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5 months

The only bad bit about this dish is, I can't share with you all X

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11 months

Do you reckon Newcastle will do one of those big squad pics but all looking right sad today?

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7 months

It's that time of year when a chaps mind wanders to how small a pair of speedos he'll get away with. Commence Operation Tanga Brief. Chicken, cabbage, broccoli, leek in a sumptuous Jus.

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1 year

I'm the biggest blue, after Chairman Bill obvs

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10 months

It's that time again when we wonder, how the fuck is Dave single?

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4 years

@davidpreece12 @FinKitch Better angle of the 'malicious challenge'

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7 months

@F0reverEvert0n Suzanne Mitchell, walked her home after school club and she said, you're not getting a kiss. I'm embarrassed as fuck already

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1 year

Christine and the queen's are ace, bonkers but ace and tilted is one of the best tunes ever, need to say imo now to prevent uproar I guess

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2 years

@ToffeeTVEFC @Ekremkonur In other breaking news, the sun is a tad hot.

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4 years

@jay_smith1 👍

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4 years

@theresecoffey @paulwaugh Disgusting person.

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7 months

I know it been said before. If council estate kids on bikes did this it'd have been banned years ago. Absolute fucking scum

Chris Packham

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7 months

Brutal new animation from @protectthewild_ @firelilystudio . . . a must watch for everyone– it's time for a real ban . Pls RT

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9 months

So you reply something witty on twitter, @iammrazul offers to ask you a question then you get hit with 30 weird gifs, must be as confusing as fuck

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6 months

@efcthomarse @HarryBlackburn2 That's fantastic that, bet your grandad asked you through gritted teeth if you wanted another

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3 years

@HvbBakshi @julesmchamish Looks like coronation chicken, no wonder he said no.

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3 years

@notbitterbetter Plenty, none lived to tell the tale though.....

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6 months

Unbelievably tasted even better than it looked!!!

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1 year

@UHTPodcast @MaisOuiMaisOui_ My favourite that, the timing fir the Woooo! Quality

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5 months

Hardly an exclusive @VinnyGrappa scooped it hours ago

Craig Hope

@CraigHope_DM

5 months

🚨 Exclusive: Mark Clattenburg RESIGNS from role as consultant to Nottingham Forest board 🔴 Ex Premier League referee admits role had become ‘more hindrance than help’ to club 🟢 Full statement @MailSport & story 👇

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10 months

@iammrazul @LionOfGosforth @skegtony Could feed the scousers with the food caught between your chins

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3 years

@iammrazul Patterson seems decent but Kamara? League 1 player at best, realise Everton are shopping at poundland but we're in their bargain bin.

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4 years

@PaigeyEFC Who said gravy??????

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1 year

How the fuck can anyone think this is ok?

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1 year

NEW: Israel releases a lengthy footage of its airstrikes targeting Gaza.

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2 years

@edenfkelly @FinKitch Hope they get met by Farage, Robinson and the EDF

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9 months

Dave, 50, Cyprus, The toilets

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3 years

Even the Mancs love Doucoure!!

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3 years

Just watched the pens again on +1. Pickford deserves an ovation at every ground he graces next season. Man of the tournament without any doubt.

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9 months

@reallymatesake Wheely?

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1 year

Look at that wee boy, look what it means

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1 year

Your support > everything. 🤩 From start to finish today, you were incredible. Thank you, Toffees. 💙

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3 years

@DozaGreatTakes @FootballlForAll There haven't been bears in the UK for 1000 years, with or without arms.

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1 year

Why can't they stay little?

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11 months

It's officially Xmas, the Aldi Xmas onesie is on

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1 year

@Kag1878 Owner caught him eating bacon frazzles, sacked on the spot

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3 years

Harry Kane knows how to win a free kick don't he? Cheating get 🤣

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5 months

Espinacas con garbanzos with chicken

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3 years

@Tom0198 @lingsfishtoast @RichG3230 @iammrazul So Where's the scouse come in Tom? Did you have a cheeky wank over Cilla once and decided that was enough for a 50 flag bio?

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3 years

Anyone got a vid of Coleman giving the lad his phone back? Love to see that.

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10 months

I put Z Cars on my mums phone, now it takes 2 mins for her to answer cos she 'likes the jingly bit'