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Husband,Father and Evertonian

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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
Remember when Koeman paid Β£45 Mill for Sigurdsson, Β£26 mill for Bolasie, Β£25 mill for Keane, Β£24 Mill for Klassen Β£20 mill for Schneiderlin and Β£12 mill for Williams. The fucking clog wearing Ted Robbins looking gobshite
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
9 months
My boy was outstanding when he came on. I'm like a proud dad here πŸ’™
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
2 years
Our fans slagging this off. At the end of the day we still need a squad, we can't get rid of fucking everyone. He'll be on a lot less than the majority of the squad and can cover a number of positions. In the scheme of things, it's at the bottom of the list of things to cry over
@EvertonNewsFeed
𝗧𝗡𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 π—•π—Ήπ˜‚π—²π˜€
2 years
πŸ—žEverton have offered Jonjoe Kenny a new 3 year deal. He has interest from Germany and other Premier League clubs (Source - @_pauljoyce )
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
2 years
I've seen some horrendous shouts about Tom Davies today. Regardless of your opinion of him as a footballer, the lad today had a really good game. To say otherwise is bollocks.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
5 years
I'm 43 years of age and I don't give a fuck, but this man is my hero and I'm fucking made up he's manager, even for just one game.
@Everton
Everton
5 years
πŸ’™ | "That’s what happens when you play for Everton - you forget the rest. The rest means nothing.” - Duncan Ferguson Let's get Goodison bouncing tomorrow! πŸ’ͺ #EVECHE
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@Vaughany76
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@SCFCALX @KeitasRightFoot @SCFC_JOSH04 Probably because the lad has Down Syndrome and strangely enough people don't tend to laugh at such things
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
Me arl fella getting made redundant at the grand old age of 78. He's been a painter and decorator since he was 15, 63 years. However the brushes and paste boards aren't getting hung up just yet "I'll be able to do my foreigners during the week now" was his response to me 😁
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@Vaughany76
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5 years
@piersmorgan Talking of disgusting
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
@JDBakewell I reckon crashing would have been less painful
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
I love it when Everton announce something because our fucking bipolar fans become experts in everything. Tonight they're experts in Sports Directors. Have a day off, you fucking bad whoppers.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
1 year
I see Warrington and Cannon already being wrote off by some of our fans after 45 mins of a friendly. Fuck sake, have a day off you fucking bad flumps.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
Moise Kean was given opportunities in his first season but didn't take them or didn't offer anything. I'll bet SalomΓ³n RondΓ³n will provide more assists/goals than Kean did. No doubt I'll be labled an "Everton Da" for this
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
5 years
@piersmorgan Could be worse, you could have the been the editor of a newspaper who published fake photographs of British Servicemen......oh hang on
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
"Let's go to our expert referee Peter Walton" Peter Walton: "Could have gone either way, Sam" Fucking nice one Peter
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
11 months
Completely agree with this. It's been a long time since I've wanted an Everton player to succeed as much as DCL. A club in our position could not afford to buy DCL if he was at another club. Made up for the lad that he's finally getting that fitness back. He'll be massive for us.
@Byrdsman75
John Audsley
11 months
This bloke has been slated, for injuries and other things. He is a top class striker, and genuinely loves the club Brilliant performance from DCL today
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@Vaughany76
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6 years
Still loads of Reds mistaking bitterness for hatred. Its straight forward really, I'm not bitter I just fucking hate your football club.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
5 years
Phil's wife: "Hya love,seeing as you're off work today do you fancy meeting me for lunch" Phil: "Sorry, I can't today I'm busy. I'm going to go down to Bramley Moore Dock to take a photo of myself and put it on Twitter"
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
"People" who rob gaffs are as bad as rapists and paedophiles in my eyes. Fucking scum. As someone who has been on the end of a burglary, it's the worst experience of my life and fortunately I wasn't home at the time. Twats the lot of them.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
Jonathan Pearce "he's had a good game the referee" 🀣🀣🀣 Fucking hell, is he taking the piss
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
@SuperPosh7 @Reeves194 You tight arsed scruffy whopper
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
I've deleted this a few times because I'll probably get called a "da" however in the 90s I watched a young lad, Joe Parkinson, play himself into retirement because he played games with pain killing injections in his knee so to help the Blues not get relegated. Then I see this.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
Our kid was on his daughters scooter today and went arse over tit. Didn't exactly go to plan, anyway my neice caught it on video and made this quality gif haha
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
Jonathan Pearce "Peter Sutcliffe killed 13 women, but he was a great lorry driver"
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
So those fans of ours who said they'd be happy to sell DCL last season because he didn't score 25 yarders etc "he can only score close range" (and there were a few, unbelievably) Would you be happy to sell him now? You fucking bad bunch of flumps.
@EvertonBlueArmy
Everton Blue Army
3 years
Arsenal are interested in signing Dominic Calvert-Lewin and are set to try to sign him in the 2022/23 summer transfer window. He is likely to have a price tag of over Β£60m. (Source: @DominicKing_DM )
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
11 months
Big Dunc having a great start, 7 points out of 9. Get in, Big man.
@ICTFC
Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC
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FULL TIME: ICTFC 1-0 Airdrieonians BIG THREE POINTS! GET IN! πŸ”΄πŸ”΅
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
@theskink @MikeyCycling @PimlicoPlumbers Fucking hysterical, you bad whopper
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
1 year
DCL got a face like the elephant man and he's getting grief. Unbelievable.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
It's because of wank performances like this, that we always say "Everton that" or "hope we don't Everton this". It's not fans being negative, it's because the team consistently and constantly fuck up when they shouldn't.
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Vaughany
11 months
Amazing gesture and not the only time he did something like this. Along with the way he and the club supported the Hillsborough families over the years made us proud to be Blue. Regardless of other issues, he loved the club. RIP Bill πŸ’™
@shitscaredmum
shitscaredmum
11 months
We kept this quiet at the time, but when Laura was first having treatment in Germany for #BrainCancer Bill Kenwright donated Β£50k to make it possible. No fuss, no publicity, just genuine kindness from a real gentleman & a true blue. Rest in peace Bill & thank you. #Everton πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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Vaughany
1 year
This is why yesterday's game against Chester was a success. The result wasn't important, getting this man some minutes and fit to play this Saturday was the most important part.
@CalvertLewin14
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
1 year
Bring on Saturday! #UTFT
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
Michael Keane is the worst Centre Half I've seen play for our club. Can't wait for him to be fucked off.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
7 months
I'm a big fan of DCL but it's clear his confidence is shot to bits. However,to the fans saying he's our worst ever striker, the following have all been on the blower to say hello, you lunatics. Brett Angel,Stuart Barlow,John Spencer,Tommy Johnson,Dennis Stracqualursi,Oumar Niasse
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
5 years
@reid6peter No loss Pete, look at the company he kept
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
9 months
I reckon at some point in the near future, someone will unmask Andy Hinchcliffe (Scooby-Doo style) and this will be the real fella underneath
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
9 months
The Premier League now we're outside the bottom 3
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
@MarkmaccaMc "sorry, I know it's my weekend to have the kids but is it ok if I pick them up in the morning? I've got something I need to do tonight"
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
Watching Luke Shaw makes me realise even more just how good Leighton Baines was.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
2 years
Some of the replies to this are disgraceful and embarrassing. I'm ashamed to call them Evertonian's.
@Everton
Everton
2 years
Everton Football Club is deeply saddened at the passing of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.
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Vaughany
3 years
Makes me laugh how some Blues now completely dismiss the job Dunc done in those 3 games after Silva was binned. Prior to the Chelsea game we were in bottom 3, got 7 points from 33 and had lost 8 of 11. Duncs job was to stabalise, make us hard to beat and engage fans.He done all 3
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
"So DCL has scored 16 goals this season, won us loads of points but you should have seen the chances he's missed. Tell you what, Harry Kane doesn't miss those"
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
If you go to Wetherspoons today, you're a bad fucking texan
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Vaughany
3 years
DCL, for a long time our fans go to was "all he does is run around", he then becomes our main goal scorer but our fans then say "he can't score outside the box" and the latest one is "he's not arsed and isn't committed" Do me a favour and give the lad a break, you bad texans.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
"yeah, we'd have won the fucking lot if it wasn't for EITC"
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
11 months
Haha Caley Thistle coming out to Z Cars now Big Dunc is there. Got to love it
@NathanMackenz1
Nathan Mackenzie
11 months
Great reception for Duncan Ferguson #ICTFC πŸ¦…πŸ”΅πŸ”΄
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
10 months
Reds taking the piss out of Blues for protesting. The same fans who done a video with top reds Pete Price, Darren Farley, Tina Malone, John Bishop, Barry Grant on a boat & that fella off Brookside who offered Ramos a straightner, telling Hicks and Gillett to "get out of town" πŸ™„
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Vaughany
3 years
@ItzDartanium @SkySportsNews Do you always tell lies or is it just when you're talking about Everton?
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Vaughany
4 years
@cairnsy45 @amjonno I bet he's fucking gutted
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Vaughany
3 years
Fucking hell, I take it this person wasn't around in 1997/98 season when we only stayed in the Premier League because we conceded 5 less goals during the season than Bolton. Now that was depressing.
@TheEvertonEnd
The Everton End
3 years
This season has got serious potential to be the most depressing one ever as an Evertonian.
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3 years
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Vaughany
3 years
The amount of piss that Everton have boiled with Sharpy's appointment to the board is fucking great. Excellent work from the blues.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
Tomorrow I will see my 19 year old daughter for the first time in 13 weeks, because I have followed the guidance and it's been hell. Even tomorrow I won't be able to give her hug or get anywhere near as close to her as these whoppers are close to each other. Selfish fuckers.
@joeando58
Joe Anderson
4 years
There is clearly to many people intoxicated and causing anti social behaviour, around City Centre, Please I urge you leave the City centre now it is not safe. @MerseyPolice will take action against people not obeying rules Covid-19 is still a real risk.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
2 years
Before our fans start piping up with the old "jobs for the boys" line Vaughany has a Masters in Sporting Directorship, he's been working at Tranmere and this appointment has been made by Thelwell. Just maybe, he might actually be the right man for the role.
@EvertonBlueArmy
Everton Blue Army
2 years
Everton have appointed former player James Vaughan as the club’s new Loans Manager. He was previously at Tranmere Rovers, where he was the club’s Sporting Director. He is set to start his new role at Everton on Monday. (Source: The Athletic)
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Vaughany
2 years
@TerryCoghlan1 Takes some doing, but this is up there as one of the worst tweets I've seen.
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Vaughany
3 years
Mark my words if we do get Nathan Patterson, he'll turn out to be one of our best signings in years. Absolute quality.
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2 years
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Vaughany
3 years
@HLTCO Everton were league Champions when both World War One and World War Two started. We're currently 2 points off top, I'd started building a bunker.
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3 years
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Vaughany
3 years
Fucking hell, I didn't know he'd managed Liverpool. Someone should have said something earlier.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
3 years
"Benitez trying to force James out, like he did at Madrid" is a shout I keep seeing. Just looked at James appearances in the 6 months Benitez was at Madrid and apart from being injured for 2 months, Benitez played him in the majority of games and started him in most of them πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Vaughany
2 years
Having a great time in Lanzarote. Standard dad and lad clobber on holiday.
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Vaughany
6 years
@SCFCDenno @SCFCALX @KeitasRightFoot @SCFC_JOSH04 Oh so they're mocking someone by using a photograph of somebody who has Down Syndrome. Well that's ok then.
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Vaughany
3 years
If you've had a shit day or are having a shit day. Watch this and it'll sort you out πŸ’™
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Vaughany
3 years
Mad how DCL has scored 20 goals this season and has got more grief than Richarlison who with the exception of 6 games has been wank.
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Vaughany
3 years
Today is a good day
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Vaughany
3 years
Dixon still finding a way to criticise Pickford after making a great save, the bad fucking flump
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Vaughany
3 years
I must admit though, whenever I've gone for job interviews before I always make sure I slag off members of the team to random strangers. Perfect interview preparation. Doesn't everyone do that?
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
2 years
@EvertonNewsFeed @diarioas Everton enquiring and then being told Β£40 mill
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Vaughany
3 years
I'm far from saying it's ideal but last season when Digne was injured Nkounkou wasn't picked and Godfrey was used and in truth Godfrey played his best games at LB so perhaps we're happy with the cover. Anyway it's my birthday so going to drink lots of cans and get bladdered.
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Vaughany
3 years
Tested positive for Covid yesterday, having both jabs has taken the edge off it.The worst part was my little lad this morning asking me when can he give me a kiss & a hug again 😒. The Blues owe me a win later seeing as it's most likely I caught it on Monday at the match πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈhaha
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Vaughany
3 years
"Can you make the kids their tea, please love" "Sorry, I can't, I'm just setting up a blag Twitter account of a Bobble Hat. It'll be dead funny"
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
"Mum, why is me dad in a Batman costume and writing on your bedsheet?" "Because he's a bad whopper, son"
@Dannym91
Danny
4 years
Batman outside Goodison
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Vaughany
4 years
@TTWAR62 @ToddCantwell_10 What the fuck do you want him to do? Play a match in his back garden?
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Vaughany
2 years
"Gary, can you give the kids the tea" "Fuckin hell. How many times have I got to tell you, I'm not Gary anymore call me Finch Farm News and I can't get them their tea. I'm just tweeting made up bollocks on Twitter."
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Vaughany
4 years
@piersmorgan If only Twitter was around back in the day, Piers
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
2 years
@TonyEvans92a I heard people booed the 4 cans of Helden Brau you poured on your rice crispies
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Vaughany
4 years
Just received this of my 79 year old arl fella welcoming in the New Year, putting me to shame. Go on Pa Vaughan.
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
@PWatkins2911 @naustin1975 @BenG0dfrey @RBMersey Fucking hell mate, did you use a knife and fork to cut your hair?
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
6 years
@henrywinter Spot on as always Henry. My view is let those 5 Prem clubs leave if they want and replace them with the likes of Leeds, Villa, Forest etc clubs with as big if not bigger tradition and history. Then when the 5 get bored don't let them back in.
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Vaughany
6 years
@piersmorgan You don't a know lot of people you pass judgement on, but it doesn't stop you does it
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Vaughany
3 years
Things you do for your kids. My 5 year old, Albie, has organised a Christmas Party tonight for me, him and his mum. Currently dancing to Christmas tunes in the living room with this lovely number on my head.
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Vaughany
3 years
Ahh so the "boo the Bramley Moore Dock wall" character is a sensitive soul
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Vaughany
5 years
I've just heard that Seamus Coleman is heading down to London
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Vaughany
4 years
@maxbrady97 @FootyAccums Double negative, which means you think Coleman would do something
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Vaughany
3 years
Big Yerry showing once again that he's our best Centre Half. Great performance from him.
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Vaughany
3 years
@joelycett @PackedLunchC4 @Channel4 The classic "can give shit but can't take it"
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Vaughany
1 year
@HLTCO Apparently when they shook hands, Stellini told De Zerbi that his Ma smokes rollies and wears a string vest.
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Vaughany
3 years
This is spot on
@PaulBrownEFC
Paul Brown
3 years
Maybe Duncan Ferguson is happy just working for the club he loves You’re allowed to be happy just doing your job
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Vaughany
2 years
Just over 6 months ago DCL spoke about the problems he had with his mental health. I'd say there's more than a good chance he's still having these issues and could well explain a few things.
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Vaughany
8 years
@thechicoazul @TheRaceDraft hahaha one of the funniest things I've seen. "Do anything last night?" "Yeah, just chinned a Kangaroo"
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Vaughany
3 years
@xjemmagriffiths Fucking hell that's ruff
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Vaughany
3 years
Lucas Digne is dreadful at defending, which is a bit shit when you're a defender. Made even worse when the centre half next to you turns like the Herald of Free Enterprise.
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Vaughany
1 year
"a one man warm weather camp" But all the experts amongst our fanbase were slagging DCL off for "going on holiday" and "not caring". Who'd have thought it hey that it was actually part of his recovery plan.
@EFCdaily_
EFC DAILY
1 year
Everton have stuck to a painstaking and meticulous 11-week fitness plan for Calvert-Lewin that has incorporated – at various points – psychology, plyometrics, neural training, resistance work, a one-man warm weather camp and individual sprint training that seems to have paid off
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Vaughany
3 years
Can someone lash a tweet up with a list of our next fixtures and ask how many points you think we'll get? Not seen anyone do this yet
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Vaughany
4 years
Tonight just confirms how important football is to people. That win tonight is such a massive relief, it makes you forget about the bad times at work, or the shit in your home life etc for tonight all of that is forgotten and for that we can thank Everton Football Club
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@Vaughany76
Vaughany
4 years
Greatest foreign player to ever play for the Blues, was a joy to watch (before he decided he wanted to fuck off)
@thetoffees_com
TheToffees_com
4 years
Happy 52nd birthday to Andrei Kanchelskis πŸ’™
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3 years
@sid_lambert A better one was against Dinamo Bucharest in the UEFA Cup, they were dirty bastards and Arteta got stretched off from a terrible late foul on him. Anyway Big Dunc sorted it.
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Vaughany
2 years
@Juliemayblack2 @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Fuckin hell, you're easily pleased
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Vaughany
3 years
@ColinWalkerCO Col, I don't want to tell you again.
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