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dave™️

@dave94670023

7 months

Looks like a dead Roger Federer.

Richard Strocher 𝕏

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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Never forget 20th February 2021, the very day they wheeled Van Dijk out in front of their lovely Sky cameras to celebrate in the anti-Pickford Derby, only for him to quickly wheeled away before the final whistle.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Never forget that Virgil Van Djik was once wheeled into Anfield purely for @SkySportsPL expections and gratification only to be quickly wheeled out after getting a beating.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Steven Gerrard came into a bowling alley I was running, he asked to book a lane for later, I asked him for his name and he just gave me a shocked look, so I asked him again "name please" "Gerrard" he muttered under his breath, it's the small wins

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2 years

Question Time: Name a footballer you’ve randomly met or bumped into in public I'll start Glenn Murray in M&S.....Go

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2 years

@Carra23 Can't imagine why.....

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@efcthomarse @SyzOfWsag @jacobd1878

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11 months

Ian Wright is wearing a fucking duvet.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

3 months

If you're following @Lea_EFC and thought he was following back, have a look because he's gone Billy big time and unfollowed you. Utter wanker.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

10 months

@fesshole Imagine the shit she gets.

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@Realaldo474

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dave™️

@dave94670023

8 months

Saw this today, proper half and half scarf.

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@dave94670023

2 months

@JamieWebster94 Rather spend 24 hours in A&E than listen to this shite, is this for real??

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dave™️

@dave94670023

8 months

If you support a team which isn't classed as a "big six" by @SkySports or @tntsports and you are paying the massive fee's that they demand, then they are laughing at you, cancel your subscription, there are many other, cheaper ways to watch your own team.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

3 months

Haven't said anything but I live on the next road to Hart St,my kids have used that centre many times, and, only because we are away on holiday, they could well have been there, one of the kids who have passed went to the same Primary as my younger two. Hang the rat.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

9 months

Can't beat a full English on match day👍

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Everton twitter graph of Mina.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Everton after the first 5 games of every season.

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@DaveOCKOP

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@dave94670023

2 years

People who don't say their mobile phone number in a 5/3/3 formation have issues.

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@Realaldo474

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dave™️

@dave94670023

3 months

I've decided that I'm not buying the new Everton top, not because of the price, but because I'm not a child.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

@TonyEvans92a Some shocking reviews Tony, surely the people have spoken and you should get back to necking Special Brew in the park.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

9 months

Favourite crisp butty?. Laughing cow spread and Wotsits is a hard one to beat.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Just had a clear out of people who couldn't be arsed to follow back, they will be missing out on the latest air fryer news, film reviews and so much more...

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

🚨AIR FRYER NEWS🚨 Chicken drumsticks seasoned with salt and chilli, juicey as fuck, cracked this, fucking master.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 months

Took the kids to Southport fair today, the amount of turbo scousers, clad in Montirex was amazing, the Ladometer was off the scale.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Masked singer/dancer are the worst TV programmes ever to be commissioned, fact.

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@CBobblers1878

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dave™️

@dave94670023

3 months

Same, unfollow the bellend.

⚽ toffeeboy ⚽

@ianspeny

3 months

So now @Lea_EFC has a decent following he's unfollowed loads, cos obviously that's what the cool kids do isn't it 🙄

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

🚨GROOMING ALERT🚨

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@Jesanchez3

2 years

Fornite time. I'm shit at it but if anyone wants to join me to play some games together joseenriquee3 is my username

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dave™️

@dave94670023

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Calvert-Lewin, one of the worst strikers in the Premier league, Michael Keane, the worst CB in the Premier League, Harrison one of the worst wingers in the Premier League, Dyche, the worst, one dimensional manager in the Premier League. A strong mixture of relegation

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Running claimed.

The Anfield Talk

@TheAnfieldTalk

2 years

According to Richard Dunne, he learnt on a FA coaching course that most Premier League teams do around 50km of running in pre season. Liverpool run 90km.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Elite level crisps amd the best flavour in the range.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

11 months

Bacon grill, Branston beans and Daddies brown 👌 Name me a better trio!

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dave™️

@dave94670023

1 year

Thoughts? Yes or no?

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@dave94670023

1 year

Beckenbauer, yes or no?

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Trying to watch squid game on Netflix but the dubbing is fucking abysmal, is it worth sticking with??

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dave™️

@dave94670023

1 year

The Tory sports list - Tennis Cricket Cycling Rugby Union Please feel free to add more.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

3 years

@MailSport @DominicKing_DM Typical set up by a big red journo.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

5 months

Tea is served!! Classic and deserves 10/10's only

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Fajitas sizzling away nicely, I know I've starved you lot of my fine dining, so thought I'd share👌

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dave™️

@dave94670023

1 year

Chicken burger and onion ring butty, top tier elite 👌

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dave™️

@dave94670023

8 months

If you are sitting at home, watching @SkySports listning to @Carra23 explain why Alonso would be the best fit for the next Liverpool manager, then you need to stop paying for Sky. I stopped years ago, do it, you will feel better.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Iwobi carrying on from last season, was great.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

1 year

Home made chicken in black bean sauce, 10/10 and thank you 👌

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Classic CoT for all the mothers.

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@dave94670023

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The 1878s

@The1878s

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What old classic Everton flag/banner would you want to make a comeback? 🔵⚪️🟡🟢

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dave™️

@dave94670023

7 months

Homemade, from scratch, 3 layered lasagne, pure 10/10's only.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Face like a character from "guess who"

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

If you can't score you get relegated, simple facts.

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@dave94670023

2 years

@iammrazul Liverpool will win the Eurovision on penalties too.

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@Realaldo474

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@dave94670023

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@efcthomarse they have named an aisle after you in Poundland

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@dave94670023

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@Everton

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@dave94670023

3 years

@theufcbaddy @dnmphy If you don't think what you said was racist then there lies the problem.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

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If Dyche can't win after a 2 goal head start, then whats the point in Dyche?, his football philosophy is not to concede goals, he's finished and needs to be sacked before it's too late.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

@Jesanchez3 You have won nothing in your entire career.

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@dave94670023

3 years

@efcthomarse Well done Tom, are you on the drive through window or the till?

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@dave94670023

2 years

Beef and red wine lasagne, fucking fantastic 10/10 only please.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Does anyone ever eat the chopped onions that come free with a Indian takeaway?

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@dave94670023

2 years

Gana and Barkley would make us better, still be shit, but less shit than without them.

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@dave94670023

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@LythyNo1 @CBobblers1878 @SkySportsPL Totally, all set up so they could all run to him, @SkySportsPL set it up.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

@Reynolds_R You probably need to add "not deadpool" onto your bio. Like you used to, may stop people quoting you for Onana.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

The best one ever.

Everton Centre

@EFC_Centre

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⚽️ | The best free kick in Premier League history. Change my mind.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Breaking...... Steven Gerrard's Aston Villa have been renamed to Aston Villa.

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@dave94670023

7 months

Can't beat a full English on match day! ⚽😍😋🤜🤛

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Just unfollowed 300 people who couldn't be arsed to follow back, mugs.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

6 months

A victory breakfast to celebrate last night's win😋💪

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@dave94670023

25 days

Chips, chicken nuggets, onion rings and hot curry, fabulous 🔥

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@dave94670023

2 months

Having been away in Cyprus for 3 weeks, it's nice to get back to a home cooked Full English 🔥👌

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@dave94670023

2 years

Bacon grill, halloumi and branston beans, all done in the air fryer, delicious 👌

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@dave94670023

2 years

A circle of bellends.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 months

A while ago @BlueT1tBoy promised to eat salmon whole wearing his favourite Oncloud trabs if Everton signed an "outfield" player before deadline, the massive American shit house has bottled out of this,the ballbag makes promises but doesn't deliver when he loses, cunt.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

3 months

Salt and vinegar squares have to be in the all time top 3 of quality crisps.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

When we go down, only Onana, DCL and Pickford will be sold for a profit, the rest will stay and bleed the club dry, especially Iwobi and Gordon on their new £100,000 a week contracts The players that will remain won't handle the championship, fucking cowards.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

1 year

Dyche bringing Mina in saved us from going down, Mina was instrumental in keeping us up, even yesterday in his last game he was fantastic.

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@dave94670023

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Classic cheese and onion @HollandsPies with goldfish hot and spicy curry sauce😋👌🌶️

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

James Tarkowski at Finch Farm this morning, 3 year deal.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

4 months

Rich red wine infused beef lasagne, 4 layered, served with garlic bread for the win😋✅🥖

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Great little mini series from C4 14 years ago, well worth a watch.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

6 months

Classic victory CoT in honour of ending Liverpools slim title challenge 10/10 only✅

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@dave94670023

6 months

Timeless classic, jacket spud with cheese and beans, topped with lashing of black pepper and a sprinkle of salt👌😋

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dave™️

@dave94670023

1 year

Chermiti has signed and is doing some photos now, sure this will be released later.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

4 months

Gnonto signs 3 year deal, personal terms have been agreed, details will be released soon.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

3 years

Breakfast yorkie, what's not to like.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

8 months

Classic CoT on a Wednesday night Browned ✅ Coverage ✅ 10/10✅

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@dave94670023

3 years

Can't beat a full English.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Air fryer day 3, fantastic sausage, chips and beans, like a fucking master.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

5 months

Oh yes.

Science girl

@gunsnrosesgirl3

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Street food, kebab wraps in Turkey

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dave™️

@dave94670023

1 year

Cricket is the worst sport ever, probably only matched by Rugby, both Tory wool sports.

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dave™️

@dave94670023

2 years

Finally, a replacement for Gueye.

EFC DAILY

@EFCdaily_

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🚨 Everton have contacted PSG regarding Idrissa Gana Gueye and have been told he is available, Everton are exploring a loan deal for the player. [ @ElBobble 🌕]

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dave™️

@dave94670023

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Chicken and pork souvlaki , Turkish adana, chicken gyro, pita, tzatzizi and chips 🔥