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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

2 months

YER MA DOES ROLLIES ON YOUR BACK.

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@Brian_ban

19 days

Yes - fuck off.

Love Britain, Hate Tories ℹ

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20 days

Do you have a message for @BorisJohnson on his 60th birthday?

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@Brian_ban

2 years

Go on Nev,lad

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5 years

Trump on the 1776 war of independence " Our army manned the air, it took over the airports" This shit isn't funny anymore, he needs to be removed on the grounds of stupidity /insanity #TrumpParadeFail

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@Brian_ban

3 years

Arnie has played a blinder here.

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@Brian_ban

3 months

I'm not having this. As an Evertonian it's our God-given right to lose in an FA Cup replay against lower league opposition.

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

3 months

🚨 Some big #FACup news 🚨 This will split opinion! 👀 The change will take place from the 2024-25 season 🏆⚽

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9 months

Remember this? There were no calls for public executions,the game to be replayed, no one outside Everton was arsed and even we moved on. Not that lot ,oh Christ no .

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@Brian_ban

2 months

One of my pet hates.Petty twat

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@Brian_ban

4 years

Sky Sports scheduling tonight; 8pm Pickford; Jail or death? 8.30pm; Richarlison; Which leg should we amputate? 9pm ; Everton FC ; Hitler's favourite team. 9.30 ; Peter Sutcliffe choose his favourite Everton goals. 10pm ; Carlo Ancelotti ;"My life as a Mafia hit man"

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@Brian_ban

3 years

Huge respect to Evertonians not from Merseyside. You are the absolute opposite of glory hunters, you're misery hunters. I genuinely applaud your dedication and commitment to the cause.

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@Brian_ban

2 months

Meanwhile in Birkenhead

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@Brian_ban

2 months

London 1902 at the height of the British Empire. Makes you think.

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4 months

Can't block those German penalties though lad.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

The difference.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

3 months

Me Arl dad last night "Who's that?" Me "Dele Alli" Dad "Who does he play for?" Me "Everton" Dad "Why isn't he playing?" Me "Not now dad"

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@Brian_ban

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@teenytinysuz I'm no Alan Titchmarch but I think they're dandelions lad.

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@Brian_ban

4 years

The difference.

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@Brian_ban

1 year

YER MA DOES ROLLIES ON YER BACK...

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@Brian_ban

3 years

Just eaten the chocolate orange I'd bought for me dad.Fuck him, kopite twat.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

4 years

Just a reminder when Son removed Gomes' foot from his leg the media focus was on the potential damage to Son's mental health.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

"I'm done with Everton" No you're not . You're done with us when you're dead and even then we will haunt your eternal dreams with Michael Keane and Brett Angell tap dancing on your coffin. Everton for life and death. You'll never leave.

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@Brian_ban

3 months

Lad.

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@Brian_ban

4 months

Arrrr hahahahahahahaahahaaha

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@Brian_ban

3 months

The mad bastard celebrating as the ball was on its way to a Forest player .Never change lad.

A View From The Bullens

@thebullensview

3 months

How good was this save from Jordan Pickford? 🤯

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@Brian_ban

3 months

Got this last night from a Nigerian lad I used to work with. He arrived in the UK a Man United fan ,12 months later he was wearing an Everton shirt to work. I've converted more people than a Jehovah's witness door knocker lad.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

17 days

And again.....fuck off then. This isn't Facebook market.

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

17 days

🚨 Manchester United have told Everton they are unable to pay £70m for any individual player this summer after holding talks over a deal for Jarrad Branthwaite. (Source: Daily Mirror)

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2 months

It's the weekend in Birkenhead lad.

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@Brian_ban

8 months

Any club relegated while Everton were managed by Frank Lampard deserves to be liquidated.

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@Brian_ban

3 years

The fact Tango had to withdraw a UK advert because half the population ended up with concussion due to slapping each other was the moment you realised we couldn't be trusted with important referendums.

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7 months

Mad Dog.

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3 years

You can't coach this.

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4 years

Sorry I can just about live with Ian Brown, Noel Gallagher and the guy from The Corrs being Covid bellends but Right Said Fred have sent me over the edge...

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@Brian_ban

2 years

Ban the word "Lad" from any Scouse podcast and you'll reduce the running length by 75%.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

4 years

Everton fans having a laugh; sending old Everton songs shooting up the charts on the back of some funny videos. Liverpool fans having a laugh. Burning down the Liver buildings, attacking the emergency services, wanking into fountains. Don't anyone ever believe we're the same.

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4 years

Top shithousing by Allardyce.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

Keown " Maguire situation is the same as Pickford ,a catalogue of errors for his club but outstanding for England" It shows you how much these pundits watch Everton .

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2 months

The most Leeds thing ever.

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@Brian_ban

3 years

I'd like to report a murder.

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@Brian_ban

8 months

Everton should counter sue Leicester,Burnley and Leeds for having to put up with their shite fans at Goodison.

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@Brian_ban

3 months

Les Dennis, Mel C,John Bishop ,Paddy The Lady,Jimmy Tarbuck,Jacob Rees Mogg.....do you hear me Jacob Rees Mogg??? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING !!!

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@Brian_ban

2 years

"When they cry out to the LORD because of their oppressors, he will send them a savior and defender, and he will rescue them". Isiah 19.20

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@Brian_ban

4 years

The bastards.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

House in the middle of the M62... Me "there's quite an interesting story behind this when the M62 was being built the " Mrs "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BORING CUNT"

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

2 years

Seen about 8000 tweets slagging of blues who want us to lose against City. Haven't seen a single tweet from a blue who wants us to lose against City.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

Seen a few fans of other clubs saying they hate Everton. Absolute amateurs,no one hates Everton more than we do.

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@Brian_ban

1 year

When Pickford leaves Everton he will suddenly become the undisputed best keeper in the Premier League. It won't even be a debate.

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2 years

Michael Keane constantly looks like the new 16 year old on a job who gets sent to the stores for a left-handed hammer.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

If Everton haven't told the Premier League Kavanagh should never ref another Everton game ever then they need to get on it. He's had us too many times for it to be bad luck.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

4 years

For our younger viewers this is called a tackle.

Han's Tours

@Hanstours

4 years

Yerrrrsssss

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@Brian_ban

5 years

@SaraCarterDC It's a flag not a new born infant.

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1 year

Newcastle fans make a citizen's arrest on someone who applauded Gordon coming on.

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1 year

Fun times in the family enclosure today #NUFC

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@Brian_ban

1 year

Two years ago today.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

24 days

I absolutely hate these cnuts.

Matt Lawton

@Lawton_Times

24 days

No trouble here in Dusseldorf but our German hosts are being treated to this

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Brian Woolfinder

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2 years

Once he'd celebrated a United goal in front of the Park End and kissed the United badge he ceased to be an Evertonian.

𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐕

@ToffeeTVEFC

2 years

🗣 "I wanted my children to see me playing for Everton, try and bring my children up as Everton fans." Wayne Rooney explains the reason he wanted to return to Everton later on in his career

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@Brian_ban

3 months

This is compulsory once you turn 50.

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@Brian_ban

5 years

My grandson showed me the safety requirements in school to use Bunsen burners in lab . You'd think he was handling nuclear waste . When I was in school we used those fuckers like flame throwers on each other .If you didn't singe someone's fringe it was a personal failure.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

The only cheer I want to hear for Digne at Goodison is when DCL volleys him into the Main Stand.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

Those were the days my friend...

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@Brian_ban

3 years

Howard Kendall playing for Bangor is a 1983 testimonial against Everton at Bangor City.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

3 years

He was shite according to some Blues with UEFA twitter coaching badges.

Mozo Football

@MozoFootball

3 years

🇺🇦 Vitaliy Mykolenko made more interceptions (4) and made more tackles (4) than any other player against Hull City. Everton have a solid full back here.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

I vote Mourinho to put the final nail in our coffin. We can then fold the club and start again as FC Everton in the North West Counties league playing at Walton Hall Park.

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2 years

Peter Reid during the Cup Winners Cup semi final against Bayern at Goodison.

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@Brian_ban

3 years

Handed in my notice at a job I really like today to move closer to my arl redshite dad for the time he has left. Having lost my mum in 2020 and sister this year you get a sense of time hurtling by that will never be recovered. Family is absolutely everything,all else is bullshit.

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2 years

I'd go with an 8-1-1 formation for the Derby .

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@Brian_ban

3 months

A few spares on the Brick Travel coach tonight lad.

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

4 years

The Spion Kop at LFC was named after a hill made famous during the Boer war. A war waged for effective control of lucrative South African gold mines. Protesters take note of this full on shrine to our imperialist past. Reduce it to rubble.

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4 months

A fond farewell to Sally aged 16. I hope you're pissing in the neighbour's garden up there as per. 💙💙

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@Brian_ban

1 year

You can't look at this and not think "how many Iwobi crosses are going to end up in the Mersey?"

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

2 years

Young couple in the next caravan had a fucking shocking playlist to their barbeque. Craig David,Shakira and Bryan Adams. He told me I need to support a proper club ,he's a Man U fan from Guilford. He's going to be s Man U fan from Guilford with his fucking head caved in later.

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@Brian_ban

1 year

If Danjuma has fucked us off for Spurs after having a medical and agreeing to join us that isn't the sort of character we need around the club.

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@Brian_ban

1 year

Lots of blues very confident today . How fucking long have you been watching Everton???

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Brian Woolfinder

@Brian_ban

4 years

Ok we're doing well but if facing winless Sheffield United on Boxing Day doesn't send an icy shiver down your spine are you even an Evertonian?

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@Brian_ban

5 months

Someone needs to explain to me why this is funny.

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@Brian_ban

1 year

On 28 minutes in the Arsenal game all fans should put a headlock on the person to the left of them.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

Just seen 50 Inter fans attacking two Liverpool fans in the city centre .Couldn't just stand by so waded in....twatted those Kopites all over the place.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

Reidy after the Derby March 87.

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@Brian_ban

4 years

My Mrs is from Yorkshire so the heating will go on for 5 minutes a day from January 1st. By heating I mean she'll put the kettle on and we'll all stand around it.

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@Brian_ban

3 years

Just watched a 2-2 draw between two youth sides on the local pitch. One of the players got booked for telling the elderly long-haired ref to "sort it out, Gandalf".

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@Brian_ban

3 years

The boss

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@Brian_ban

2 years

If we banned Everton twitter we'd win the Champions League within 3 years.

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@Brian_ban

2 years

I've sent a formal request to the tax and revenue office to be allowed to claim my pension 7 years early on the grounds I support Everton and they've taken at least 10 years off my lifespan. If they have an ounce of human empathy they'll agree.

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@Brian_ban

6 months

Morning wools.

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@Brian_ban

4 months

More tickets available -sound. No more obstructed views-sound. It'll create a racket- sound. Right on top of the players -sound Banks of the Mersey -sound Full of toffees-sound Perfect for concerts- sound Better transport links- sound Walking from town - sound

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4 months

Progress in the bowl. 🏟

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@Brian_ban

3 years

Not being controversial when I state Rooney is not an EFC legend. He's an MUFC legend. Not a dig at him just a fact.

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@Brian_ban

3 months

Dyche,Woan and Stone there...like 3 clueless boiled eggs waiting for a giant spoon to crack their skulls open.

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@Brian_ban

1 month

Scouse lad

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@Brian_ban

2 years

I see the Billy Big Bollocks behind the Bucharest banner has now gone into protected tweets status. Changed his tune from "bring it on" last night.

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@Brian_ban

1 year

Don't even have the best supporters in Liverpool lad

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@Brian_ban

3 years

"Yeah,might have a fucking ginger beard but on the pitch with Richy and the lads though"

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@Brian_ban

7 months

"You boy ,have Everton had a fucking VAR decision go their way yet"

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Journalist in Redcar to an old woman who works at the local credit union Her "It's appalling ,only 5 shops are open on the High Street and some people can't afford basics like soap or shampoo" So who are you voting for? "Conservative" And they say 16 year olds shouldn't vote.

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@BotFinderUK @Nigel_Farage Reform voters wouldn't have noticed.

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