Raul Jimenezโs career could be over. His fucking skull was cracked open. Next to no media coverage. And yet Iโm still hearing about Van Dijkโs knee injury on a daily basis. Why?!
Absolute nonsense this โdonโt punish the fansโ line Carragher and Souness are taking. Wigan finished 13th last season and were relegated from the Championship because of their owners dodgy dealings.
@SenGillibrand
I won every round in a 1v1 cage fight against my 7 year old daughter. I demand to be paid the same as Conor McGregor for my title unification bout against the cat.
Been a horrendous year for me personally but the past few weeks of
@Everton
and now the whole
#Spiritoftheblues
trend have been a massive lift. Up the Toffees
Carlo Ancelotti and Ronald Koeman dragging the reputation of the two biggest clubs in the world through the mud.
Glorious. Absolutely fucking glorious.
Canโt work out why Moise Kean wants to return to PSG to play alongside Messi, Mbappe and Neymar when he could stay at Everton with football royalty like Jonjoe Kenny, Fabian Delph and Cenk Tosun.
On a serious note, shout out to
@Everton
for keeping me going these past 12 months. Football is important for so many peoples mental health at the moment๐
Liverpool's potential Champions League group
Real Madrid
Dortmund
Liverpool
Inter Milan
Liverpool's probable Champions League group
Locomotiv Moscow
PAOK
Liverpool
Plzen
Email from the kids school asking if weโd send a 30 second video of the kids singing along to YNWA. Get to fuck. Iโll send a 30 second of my fucking arsehole instead
The thing that absolutely fucking fries my brain about this country is that if there were an election tomorrow the Tories would win. Like turkeys voting for Christmas.
Batshuayi: "I have always dreamed of playing for Crystal Palace. As a boy I used to play at the park with my friends and pretend to be Dougie Freeman"
#DeadlineDay