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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Raul Jimenezโ€™s career could be over. His fucking skull was cracked open. Next to no media coverage. And yet Iโ€™m still hearing about Van Dijkโ€™s knee injury on a daily basis. Why?!
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@FinKitch
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5 years
@ESPNUK Also, a trampoline would have won the league if the league consisted of one trampoline and to win you had to be a trampoline
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Leaked figures suggest just 74 people paid to watch West Brom Burnley on PPV
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@FinKitch
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3 years
Absolute nonsense this โ€˜donโ€™t punish the fansโ€™ line Carragher and Souness are taking. Wigan finished 13th last season and were relegated from the Championship because of their owners dodgy dealings.
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@FinKitch
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5 years
@SenGillibrand I won every round in a 1v1 cage fight against my 7 year old daughter. I demand to be paid the same as Conor McGregor for my title unification bout against the cat.
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@FinKitch
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3 years
May 2022: Everton v Leicester called off for the 11th time as itโ€™s Youri Tielemansโ€™ birthday and Jamie Vardy has booked a table at TGI Fridays.
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Jordan Pickford. Take a bow son. Absolutely fantastic today
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Two nil up with a few minutes to play. Not a single Evertonian on this planet thinks weโ€™ve won this already
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Been a horrendous year for me personally but the past few weeks of @Everton and now the whole #Spiritoftheblues trend have been a massive lift. Up the Toffees
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@FinKitch
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2 years
Carragher next season: โ€œClever that from Richarlison. Goes down and wins a free kick for Spursโ€
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
CHAMPIONS OF ITUNES. YOULL NEVER SING THAT
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
I lost my hero on Sunday. My dad passed away. Gonna take some time out from social media. Stay safe
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
Carlo Ancelotti and Ronald Koeman dragging the reputation of the two biggest clubs in the world through the mud. Glorious. Absolutely fucking glorious.
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
I want James Rodriguez at Everton Football Club ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
6 years
If Adam Johnson had been a Liverpool player then their fans would have blamed the girl for wearing too much makeup
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@FinKitch
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4 years
WATCH IT, DRINK IT IN. I SWEAR YOUโ€™LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
Canโ€™t work out why Moise Kean wants to return to PSG to play alongside Messi, Mbappe and Neymar when he could stay at Everton with football royalty like Jonjoe Kenny, Fabian Delph and Cenk Tosun.
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Weโ€™ve played three games since Liverpool last played and yet Carlo hasnโ€™t cried once
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@FinKitch
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4 years
On a serious note, shout out to @Everton for keeping me going these past 12 months. Football is important for so many peoples mental health at the moment๐Ÿ‘Œ
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
On behalf of @Everton Iโ€™d like to congratulate absolutely fucking nobody
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
Who predicted a Liverpool covid outbreak around the same time as Salah and Mane left for the AFCON? ๐Ÿ‘€
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Everton are on course to set a new Premier League record of 114 points #EvertonStats
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT LOOK AT PART 3
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
GET BENITEZ OUT OF OUR CLUB
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
7 years
@FootyAccums Yeah but ask him to recite Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry and he'd drown in his own saliva
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Amazing how BT managed to completely gloss over Robertson kicking out
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@FinKitch
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1 year
Thereโ€™s not one Evertonian that is comfortable with this lead
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Seriously though, how can the government allow the Premier League to get 300 people together on a match day but restrict mourners at funerals? ๐Ÿค”
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Whichever club Yannick ends up at will be getting a hard working, dedicated professional. I wish him nothing but the best. He is a top, top bloke
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@FinKitch
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2 years
@richarlison97 GIVE HIM THE KEYS TO THE CITY
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
Five defenders and we kept a clean sheet for 44 seconds
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
The wife has threatened to brick me over the head if she hears Spirit Of The Blues one more time tonight ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
6 years
Liverpool's potential Champions League group Real Madrid Dortmund Liverpool Inter Milan Liverpool's probable Champions League group Locomotiv Moscow PAOK Liverpool Plzen
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Iโ€™ve just had a phone call from Bill Kenwright....
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
You donโ€™t get a pat on the back just because youโ€™ve left. You tried to kill football. Punish them and punish them severely.
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Email from the kids school asking if weโ€™d send a 30 second video of the kids singing along to YNWA. Get to fuck. Iโ€™ll send a 30 second of my fucking arsehole instead
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
6 years
If you see something sexual in a father kissing his daughter on the lips then I suggest you nip down to the local police station and hand yourself in.
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@FinKitch
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3 years
El Cuntico
@realmadriden
Real Madrid C.F. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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โšฝ๐Ÿ“ First pre-season friendly CONFIRMED! ๐Ÿ†š @RangersFC ๐Ÿ“† 25/07 ๐ŸŸ Ibrox Stadium (Glasgow) #HalaMadrid
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@FinKitch
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3 years
ANDROS TOWNSEND DID THE RONALDO CELEBRATION ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
3 years
Evertonโ€™s Champions League group announced: PSG Bayern Munich Napoli Everton
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@FinKitch
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3 years
The thing that absolutely fucking fries my brain about this country is that if there were an election tomorrow the Tories would win. Like turkeys voting for Christmas.
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
If you think Iโ€™m going to let yet another pathetic Everton performance ruin my entire weekend then youโ€™d be absolutely spot on ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Polite reminder not to drink in a Wetherspoons when they reopen because the owner is a massive twat.
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@FinKitch
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4 years
How many people can be on a Zoom call at one time? Asking for 2 million Evertonians.
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Ben Godfrey is sat in front of his tv at home in full kit and boots wondering what the fuck heโ€™s supposed to do now
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@FinKitch
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6 years
Batshuayi: "I have always dreamed of playing for Crystal Palace. As a boy I used to play at the park with my friends and pretend to be Dougie Freeman" #DeadlineDay
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Unconfirmed rumours that Allan has jogged home after the game.
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
2 years
Calvert Lewin at the end. Donโ€™t tell me he doesnโ€™t love Everton
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Everton ๐Ÿค West Ham Ruining Sky Sports โ€˜big sixโ€™ graphics
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@FinKitch
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4 years
One hundred and twenty minutes and I enjoyed absolutely none of them. Iโ€™m a complete wreck
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@FinKitch
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3 years
ZERO points in home games against Burnley, Fulham, Leeds and Newcastle. Disgraceful.
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Calm down lad, seasons only two games in. Wouldnโ€™t see us Everton fans behaving like that
@lcfcgeorgee
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Good morning, how is everyone? Itโ€™s lonely at the top๐Ÿ˜‰
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@FinKitch
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4 years
I hope every teams fan base does this and the top 40 ends up crammed with shit 1980s football songs ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@FinKitch
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3 years
Heโ€™s lost Digne, heโ€™s probably lost Richarlison. Get him gone before itโ€™s too late #RAFAOUT
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@FinKitch
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4 years
Arenโ€™t they just going to award the menโ€™s title to Djokovic because he probably would have won it anyway ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
4 years
Wimbledon has been cancelled for the first time since World War Two because of the coronavirus pandemic. More to follow: #bbctennis
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@FinKitch
FinKitch
4 years
Everton won, Liverpool lost and Richarlison retweeted my tweet. Happy days ๐Ÿ’™
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