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@skullmandible You have to remember these people are 14yos with no friends irl

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@JoannaMang Possibly the least shakespearean phrasing I’ve ever heard

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@al_sh7iE99 @JuanG_Arango They can. But in a democracy people are also free to ‘cry’ about whatever they want.

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@BizkitDe @NoContextBrits I’d still find it a bit odd if they put ‘OWNED BY CHINESE PEOPLE’ on the sign mate

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@BizkitDe @NoContextBrits No mate this is twitter you can’t just acknowledge else made a fair point you have to double down or insult my mum

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@Watch_LFC @AFCchris__ @SxrgioSZN Cech and Terry, that was insanely easy!

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@ChrisGT_15 @thearsenalLad1 @Watch_LFC @Szuster_00 @AFCchris__ @SxrgioSZN klopp wouldn’t win one in the SAF/wenger era or the SAF/mourinho era

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@CriminalCosta Like david brent when someone compliments him on camera

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@BL4KEGRIFFIN He lived in a tiny house in Watford and now thanks to his son he lives in a huge mansion lol this is one of the few scenarios where the kid has given way more to the parents than the other way round

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@TheSotaSwede @_roz013 Yes it has, that’s why there are no houses in the ocean. Hope this helps.

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@KetracelBlack @DiscoGeesus What are you talking about lol the inclusion young griff alone would have solved a bunch of problems

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8 months

If you survived being a Chelsea fan this summer you are officially immune to gaslighting

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Equivalent of United losing Rashford, City losing Foden, Arsenal losing Saka etc. Totally surreal transfer, especially considering Chelsea have sold him to a direct, domestic rival.

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@UsmanIfc @KuntaTyr @InvertedYves Salah started his career at 24 😭

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@paytxhn Fascinated by how many people apparently think the smell of food cooking is unpleasant

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@d_feldman @MattZeitlin You’ve clearly already been. No way you could’ve described it this accurately otherwise.

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@oochotd Wait he improvised ‘my love’?!

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“Yeah man to lose Colwill for Cucurella man I wouldn’t be mad at it man”

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@mullii_02 @LqyGotGotGotGot The way she looked down 😭😭

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@tjtex26 Because it’s 60 + 5 for one

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Deep it Winstewart have bought 1 guy who seems pretty likely to become generational (Kendry) and 5 guys who seem pretty likely to become world class (Enzo, Caicedo, Palmer, Gusto, Lavia) plus a bunch of others who could end up in the latter camp (Badiashile, Jackson, Mudryk etc)

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@Oween99 Because we’re about 100x bigger than those clubs so make far more commercial revenue

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@TitenSxull @RealiaAmelia Take any idiomatic phrase that’s used mainly in speech. It’ll show up on google

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@socialaskan Senses of humor are only activated when something’s funny tbf

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@aar0n_nt I get what you’re saying but the average professional GK definitely knows more about goalkeeping than the average fan

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@Pasi_9000 @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Because our squad is all already on 8 year amortisations. They don’t want other clubs using the same loophole now they’ve already rinsed it

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@CFCPys @CobhamChamp @Matt_Law_DT @TeleFootball Misrepresenting what someone’s written is far more unprofessional than calling them out on it publicly

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3 months

Genuinely feels like some sort of weird performance art for a city fan to be doing this much moral grandstanding

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@addjuantogeaysh Or just lonely old blokes with nowhere else to spend it

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@TheSecretScout_ @____tintin Unless you’re a POC yourself (in which case my bad) you shouldn’t be telling POCs how to react to racism mate

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2 years

@oochotd Your fault for casting Matt Smith lmao

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@DavoLFC_ @Gbadz7ii From this tweet youd expect that you’ve won more than us over the last 7 years but nope we’ve won more than you

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@jb2fo8 I mean they also show Gordon scoring

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@computer_gay Ppl chucking in ‘white’ before being homophobic/sexist and thinking that makes it alright is so funny

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11 months

@ed_aarons Isn’t that true for any release clause?

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2 years

@oochotd He said he’s finished a couple of characters’ storylines for winds so far more than 200 pages lol

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@BrandyLJensen People say both in the UK, if anything merry is more common :)

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@israeleassie @chelseayouth Football isn’t for you bro

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@oscvrr_ @jannesf00 @SeanDOlfc this is class (from an isis fan)

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@LTFC_Col77 @alexburnett1602 @luc3wilk0 If you’ve tweeted ‘dry your eyes baldie’ you don’t get to cry about the quality of the replies you receive

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@Bougianni @Memeulous Nowhere near as bad as the other ones, at least there are some similar facial features

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@KetracelBlack Terrible take, people had an issue with the entire execution of the final 2-4 seasons, not just the 3 plot beats George told them about. George didn’t tell them to dumb down the dialogue or disregard all previously established internal logic or discard all character development

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@amosu_ @CultureCrave Did you not watch the show? She criticised Ted for evading taxes but literally came up with the idea to launder Walt’s money

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@RealDazeDreams @thfcaditya_v3 @tonykitchenz Literally says prem games, learn to read you stupid cunt

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@darklesdarling She literally said she wanted to be a knight in the first episode

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@theDYLANSUBIZA This is funny other than the terrible example you gave. Game night with pals *is* what life’s all about

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@futurasfree @whog0esthere Wolves get what? 😭😭

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@cairoasmith @powcampsurvivor I don’t like journalists but this is clearly one small part of a larger investigation

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1 year

@AnfieIdFix I’m really curious as to why you think you have a chance of signing Colwill

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@SJftbI For some reason everyone’s forgotten the word ‘charisma’ so they resort to ‘aura’

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@PaniknSkywalkr @IkbenNoahy @DrewPavlou @MalcolmNance You’re right. No straight men hate women, that’s why you never hear of gender based violence, misogony or sexual assault

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@thekorokfaerie @Faizalic1ous @LateefSaka Yeah because only POCs experience discrimination. Not like there are literally parts of this skit about homophobia/transphobia.

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@PaniknSkywalkr @IkbenNoahy @DrewPavlou @MalcolmNance So his millions of fans are all secretly gay too? Why can’t you just accept that a lot is straight men hate women lol

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@erikmbaker Same with ‘detect’ ‘origin’ ‘probably’ ‘discussed’ ‘physical’ lmfao

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@on_da_spectrum It’s so weird that it’s actually something they spend time thinking about, why do they have no identity other than the 15 year period they happened to be born during lmao

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@ldontknowww23 Literally been by far our best player in nearly every game since he’s joined, just say you didn’t watch us (and why would you? We were 12th)

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@IsaiahBright4 @Evertxn Utter crap. Caicedo is on the same level as a DM to rice, no young creative box-to-box is even close to the same level as Enzo

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@SemperIdom @KILLTOPARTY Huh? No one says that, why do you expect women to be angels when men only care about looks

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@henrywinter @premierleague @EFL Better not be 🤨

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@TalkCPFC @benji_harper17 @Iewdawg Bellinghams PR is mad, he had the worst season of the 4 by far. Did nothing after December

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@frelIlo @BL4KEGRIFFIN I mean 99% of parents who send their kids to private school don’t get bought a mansion, JJ also started out as a fifa youtuber lol so I doubt the private school education had a massive impact on his success

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Short term yeah we’ve been shit for a couple years and we’ll be average for a couple more. They’ve fucked it massively with the age profiles, and bringing everyone in at once, and the managers. But long term I refuse to be gaslit into thinking we aren’t set up pretty bloody well.

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@exemplaragnitor @LadyJayPersists That’s nothing. Gen Z saw beheadings and torture videos by the time they were 10

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@Zonal_Marking Maybe just… move the PL games away from 3pm on a Saturday

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@GP_1872 @James0000987 @fredh_ Have you never had a concussion? You lose your balance

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@JohnStreicher1 @R160K @ilpomodoro2 @BeijingPalmer Only in America do they think there’s more racism in the UK than in America

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@Teamnewsandtix @MAA_Gunner Hence it’s not the ‘Saliba chant’

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@cryptofreedman @hype_eth Unless you’re specifically buying French products or building new technology I promise you your ‘grinding’ doesn’t help French people in any way

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@Porter97977215 @PaulVergouwe Is this 2013 twitter

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@harrytalksyt @josephlemon192 @YouBettaLeggett @oliverquicks The visuals are tailored to the content. It’s a show about bland stuffy people with a bland stuff aesthetic

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@4inchfury @souljagoytellem @DakotaSherman_ Yes. Just because it’s depressing doesn’t mean it’s false

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@iamthedunce You’re Scottish you’re not supposed to find him charming. Like most twitter discourse this is American.

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@316simsim Yeah if you have zero drive, ambition or standards for yourself I guess not

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@THAREALKULAK Oh I get you, you mean society is set up for the lowest common denominator, I completely agree. I’m a user experience designer so encounter this a lot, stuff you think is extremely obvious is indeed non-obvious for that long tail on the left of the IQ distribution

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@C345Sam God the tabloid media is disgusting, why is the colour or price of his car relevant

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@drfarahsutton @krownnist Huh? Have you never heard of people hooking up in bars and then ending up in relationships? It’s perfectly fine to be looking for one thing mainly but be open to another thing happening if they click

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@lesrougesfc @AnfieIdFix after Enzo and Reece, Colwill is viewed by our owners as the most valuable players we have, I’m just saying don’t get your hopes up lol cuz it’s not happening

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@MicahSVernon They never consider the fact that they’re also super privileged compared to literally billions of other people globally

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@clhubes @troubleinheels1 That’s 90g of sugar, 4yos are supposed to have 25g max per day

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@cheer_wine As a Brit of 22 years I genuinely have no idea what the difference you’re referring to is

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@historyinmemes Was this post written by chat GPT

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@ThrwRocksAtMAGA @BeantownCanuck @MattZeitlin @jbarro Of course it is. Tells you whether the roads will be icy, whether it’ll snow or rain

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@weluvuju Nah he just went to a very white private school

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@MrKrabsKachow @SpursOfficial @SpursLGBT Do you realise how dumb that is, ‘Unless you’re saying all black people pick cotton there’s no way the term ‘cotton picker’ can be offensive’

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@CFCDaily @CarefreeAdz @onlyapound @MasonMount Why are you defending this massive homophobe man

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@alkivo @KK_Londres @Grosdoriane @Very__Regular Same reason christians believe all other religions to be fake regardless of how ancient they are

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@martynhull @romt78x @TheSecretScout_ @FabrizioRomano Our majority owners are worth 70b

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@pogbhai @IsonWiz ‘Pleasure me.’ yeah he’s never had sex

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@jhaakana @nkreu113r @prerationalist No they share 100% of those genes because they don’t vary within the human population

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@Espalda @SocialistDarwi1 @aliensinnoh @IDoTheThinking Or are lucky enough to have very close friends living in the same city and on similar income brackets

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@StoolFootball Cool and you look like this

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@amblivien @punished_stu Nah was funny

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@sophannecw @slexiegrey3 Shouldn’t have had a kid with a professional boxer if she wanted him to be at home all the time lmao, plenty of professions where that would’ve been the case

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@amblivien @punished_stu It’s funny because it’s completely harmless yet makes you and plenty of other snowflakes seethe

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@midnightsCole @helstarfyre Other way round. Older Aegon was cast first

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@alexlfc27 No one plays kids in the final unless they’re forced to he was clearly talking about early rounds

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@ZoeRoseBryant @kendallnotroy Acting as if you thought of this lmfao

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@ibzsmo3k Do you think that players who aren’t starting don’t get told what the squad is? 😭😭

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@NizaarKinsella That’s great Nizaar but no one on earth believes you have sources any more

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Being able to mock religions is objectively a sign of progress actually

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Kai getting cooked for this should let everyone know the direction this world is going in

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@exemplaragnitor @LadyJayPersists 12 or 13 maybe but yeah a majority will have seen far more fucked up stuff than 9/11 by that age (unwillingly a lot of the time)

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