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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 years

sir, your total will be $9.85, and peter griffin, sir, it is an honor to serve you today.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

Scientist doing an IQ test on a 3-month old baby: what the hell? this guy's an idiot.

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3 years

Babies born during COVID-19 pandemic have lower IQs: Study says

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@Grosdoriane

3 years

Yogurt Scientist: damn... is it just me, or are these mice getting kind of hot?

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

The fact that people used to deliver pizzas before GPS is so absurd to me. People were really calling up a pizzeria like "I want a large pizza delivered in 30 minutes. I'm going to give you a house number, and a random street name. Good fucking luck."

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

5 years

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

Tbh, it's kind of funny seeing zoomers learn about what the world was like before they were born. Like, The Office said the f-slur on primetime network television. We're not very far removed from this.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

SO YOU TAKE PFIZER'S 66% EFFECTIVENESS, PLUS MODERNA'S 80.2% EFFECTIVENESS, AND ADD THAT TO ASTRAZENECA'S 90%, AND THAT GIVES ME A 236.2% CHANCE OF BEATING CORONAVIRUS THIS SUNDAY AT SACRIFICE

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

Wow, I sure hope they find the person who said this so they can hold up their end of the bargain, whoever it was...

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

5 months

this is how dogs would eat if they had money

⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬

@SolBrah

5 months

Raw meat plate for dinner: raw ground beef, sliced ribeye steak. Served with white rice + sautéed mushrooms topped with raw bone marrow. Raw is law.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

New dutch reaction image just dropped

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@geertwilderspvv

6 months

We hebben een serieus probleem met de politieke ontwikkelingen mbt de dwangwet en ik hoop dat dat de komende dagen kan worden opgelost.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 years

A while back, Dunkin Donuts used Rob Gronkowski in some ads. But my friend and I had no idea he was a football player, so we thought Dunkin came up with an Original Character named "Gronk" to advertise their energy drink.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

Quite Interesting

@qikipedia

10 years

In 1379, more than 600 years ago, a baby girl in Yorkshire was christened Diot Coke.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 months

I will never, ever, ever understand the concept of buying a plate of food off of Facebook. Just not something that is a part of my life.

FLEA 🇭🇹

@babyibeenajoint

2 months

Don’t buy anything from this guy. He was selling boneless wings and a drink. And this is what I got. Charged me $15 up front. I tried getting a refund and he blocked me and said “Take me to Judge Judy “. I just wanted wings 😔

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

7 months

I try to be generally kind and accepting of religious beliefs. But I draw the line at the year 1800. Every religion created after 1800 is obviously fake. The founder of your religion cannot have been alive while Schweppes soda existed.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

Hard to find a better example of the over-clinicalization of completely normal thoughts and feelings than someone saying they "misdiagnosed" themselves as an introvert/extrovert.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

lol

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

If you told me they were related by blood, I would believe you.

Muppet History

@HistoryMuppet

6 months

Weird Al and Fozzie Bear (Muppet Magazine, Fall 1984)

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

1 year

It's looks like they tried to use alchemy to recreate Andrew Tate, but accidentally created a homunculus.

SNEAKO

@sneako

1 year

Soy boys don’t have brothers by their side. The woke mind is a miserable existence, get out now.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

Okay, but like, imagine if Paul McCartney was just scrolling on TikTok and this came up on his For You Page.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

"How was the left radicalized?" Bro, I'm not radicalized. Literally all of my political views are just extrapolations of the most basic premises of human decency. Universal healthcare isn't "radical." I figured that one out when I was, like, 8 years old. Get a grip.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

1 year

Lmao night night, Aussies. Enjoy your night time while literally everyone else in the entire world is soaking up the sun. Should we send you some warm milk and blankets? Rip Van Winkle ass lmaaaooo 🛌🦘🛌🦘🛌 don't let the bed bugs bite

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

1 year

"Queer-baiting" strikes me as such a Gen Z concept, because 20 years ago if a celebrity "acted a little gay," they basically called them a slur on the news.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

1 year

I know I'm late, but I think this tweet after the queen died was my Favorite Tweet of 2022.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

Man....

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 months

It's funny how the term "podcast" just stuck. Such a huge thing at this point, and yet it's still named after iPods.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

People in the comments are like "wow, I can't believe a meth dealer would say something problematic..." And like, it's not even that. This is 100% just a thing that a guy would say 15 years ago.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

come on ladies!!! let's prove this guy wrong! come on, let's prove him wrong! come on everyone, let's prove this guy wrong! everyone!!! let's prove this guy wrong hey, let's prove this guy wrong!!! women of twitter, do your thing!!! let's prove this guy wrong! hey! let's prove th

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2 years

If she shows your her ass she's got no class!

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 years

Legitimately crying laughing at the fact that this Wikipedia article exists.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

Imagine farting so good that the King gives you a 30 acre estate. Imagine someone farting so good, that you're reading about them right now, 900 years later.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

smdh

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

I know this is common and normal, but it's still so funny to me. "Hey, im so dizzy that I had to come to the ER" "Damn, that's crazy. You do seem really dizzy... Well, see ya later!"

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

idk how to explain it, but "1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-Fil-A to Crumbl ratio" sounds like a racist dogwhistle

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6 months

This is the best real estate in the world. 1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-Fil-A to Crumbl ratio. More HOAs per capita than anywhere on Earth. Only 3.5% property taxes. Only 45 minutes to downtown Dallas. Every house has a privacy fence. Current entry level price: $1.2 million

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

I feel like it's kind of everyone's duty online (who is not a antisemite, presumably) to be able to look at an image and immediately be able to tell "Oh, a neo-nazi made this picture" and not post it. Like, what are you doing you fucking freak?

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@jvgraz

6 months

Tomorrow is Holocaust Remembrance Day. Hope you're all ready for the galactic load of victimhood headed our way.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 months

Oh, brother, this place STINKS

Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 months

I'm at the country music hall of fame museum, and to be honest with you I'd rather just be looking at pictures of all this shit on my computer.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

Really funny how this one played out.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

5 years

Cheese dream

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

1 year

I'm a man. I didn't have a baby. I have stretch marks. When I was in college, Pizza Hut had a deal where you could get 2 Medium Pizzas and 10 bread sticks for $15, and I could (and would) eat that in one night.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

Like, my dad's job requires him to go to customer's houses within over an hour long drive from his office. And before 2007, he'd have to find streets using a physical atlas index with a grid system. And now my phone just automatically tells me exactly where to deliver Chipotle.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

1 year

Having a pint to wind down. Always love having a beer poured in a glass. Cheers, everyone 🍻

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

8 months

huh. if homer isn't doing it anymore, i guess maybe i should stop, too.

Culture Crave 🍿

@CultureCrave

8 months

Homer will no longer choke Bart in #TheSimpsons as 'times have changed'

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

I feel like I'm going fucking insane. We've shifted so far that people are criticising blatantly non-violent protests by saying "well, the non-violent protests are bad because all they need is violence to become violent protests." What the FUCK are you TALKING about??

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

1 year

I've been following this guy on TikTok for years. I'm still not 100% sure what he's doing, but it feels like he's getting really good at it.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

Folks, he cannot be stopped.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 years

why did i ever date men?

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 years

Losing my mind at the idea of a guy watching hypno porn, finger on the pause button, because he's too afraid it will work.

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@Grosdoriane

1 year

I'm dying at these

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

Let the record show that these 90k likes are technically mine. I just need to make sure we get that all in writing.

Friendly Neighborhood Comrade

@SpiritofLenin

3 years

thinking about this tweet again.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 years

The easiest way for me to tell that things are going bad in this country is when this tweet starts going around again.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

They need to stop teaching intro to psychology classes in high schools until we can figure out what's going on.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

I was "radicalized" when I found out that when you call 911 for a fire, the firefighters come for free. But when you call 911 for a medical emergency, they send you a bill. That's literally it. Just expand it from that, and there you go.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

that's what u get for bringing elon on stage, sweatie 💅

ScreenTime

@screentime

2 years

Damien Chazelle’s #Babylon bombs at the box office with $3.5M domestically The film cost $80M to make

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3 years

Every NFT looks like this

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5 months

Oh my god

Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

5 months

i bet it's crazy as fuck to work at the fruity pebbles factory

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1 year

y8

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what’s the worst tweet of all time

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

7 months

Actually, I take it back. Specifically because I think a well-spoken True Believer could probably convince me that sparkling water is, in essence, God.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

This is such a funny thing to comment on a video about a tomato sandwich. What the fuck are you talking about? That would just be a different sandwich.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

5 months

Ooohhhh. I always wondered what people meant by that

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

@pervocracy Whatever money you were making doing that, I know for a fact it wasn't enough. I can't imagine how stressful that would be.

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@Grosdoriane

2 years

@lonelypastaboi Hmmmm... I have a feeling that there is a group of people who would very much disagree with that.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

5 years

A quick reminder for this upcoming Democratic primary election

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3 months

Doing some research.... They actually make a really good point.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

@ExileGrimm I'm a huge proponent of "saying things solely because I will think it was funny to have said it," but I would've kept this one to myself lol

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

You know that Crypto is crashing when they start tweeting stuff like this.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 months

I have, like, some crazy bad news for you.

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@Grosdoriane

2 years

@HydrationChimp Whoa, who said this? Definitely wasn't me

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

In Case You Missed It: John Roderick made a thread on Twitter about not helping his young daughter make dinner. People got annoyed by it, dug a into his tweets a bit, and found a bunch of racist and homophobic tweets. He and Ken Jennings hosted a podcast together.

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

2 years

@eatinginmycar Look... I'm gonna be 100% honest. I have literally never thought to go to the salad bar to buy just enough vegetables to put on a sandwich that I'm planning to make. But that's so much better than what I've been doing.

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1 year

People always get mad at me when I say something is very "Gen Z," so I just want to clarify that I don't think it's *bad,* I just don't think that young adults now who were kids in 2015 really understand how much we've slingshotted around.

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@Grosdoriane

4 years

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen in my life

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@Grosdoriane

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Just so u know, 11th grade is tough but in senior year u get to choose more of your classes and take more fun electives so it's actually pretty chill. I think you'll have fun!

ted cutezynski¹

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ACAB includes encampment morality police.

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2 years

Hey, man. Nice tweet! Do you mind if I say something extremely weird about my personal life in the replies?

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

4 years

Hey, no offense to crocodiles, but literally what the fuck is this thing

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3 years

I hate to bring this to your attention, but: Vaush porn parody.

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@Grosdoriane

4 years

@nealbrennan You could have just said Patreon, dude

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@Grosdoriane

2 years

So, the FBI raided Trump's famous Mar-A-Lago resort earlier today. You seen this? You heard of this? Yeah, apparently they were looking for Ezra Miller

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3 years

@LateNightNelly Florida is "East Coast" in the same way that Alaska is "West Coast." Factually true, but surely not what anybody means.

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2 years

fyi

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@Grosdoriane

4 years

me and @Armagreggo learning who Gronk is, in real time

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

6 months

Out for 2024: • Alcohol • Drugs In for 2024: • Absolutely psychotic combinations of nootropics and herbal supplements that simultaneously do absolutely nothing but also somehow make you feel like you're on the pill from Limitless.

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when jiminy glick starts reaching for a donut

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1 year

This, to me, is basically like if they announced that cocaine might be coming to grocery stores soon.

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@Grosdoriane

4 years

Idk, it seems like he's doing fine to me

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Grosdoriane

@Grosdoriane

3 years

I think that the oven is for dinner foods only. It's kind of fucked up to cook lunch in the oven.

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@Grosdoriane

5 years

Holy shit. That means we only have one year left to prepare.

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@Grosdoriane

5 years

We should normalize the concept of "changing your name" as a very standard thing for people to do. It's weird that your parents get to say what people will call you for the rest of your life, and that everyone just says "Yeah, that's okay." idk

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@WhackNicholson For two full years, the news tried as hard as they could to figure out if SpongeBob was gay, or if he was just really good friends with Patrick.

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1 year

Meghan Trainor writes music for babies who do that little dance where they just keep bending their knees a little bit.

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@Grosdoriane

2 years

Unpopular opinion: In "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," the Devil played a much cooler song and he should have won.

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1 year

Told you lol

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4 years

People every other year: I hate thanksgiving. I hate the drama and talking politics with my family. People this year apparently: i want to see my famiwy for thanksgiving. i want to eat tuwkey with my wacist uncle 🥺

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@Grosdoriane

2 years

George Takei genuinely has the worst celebrity social media account, and it's honestly not even close.

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I'm sorry, but "Pope Innocent" is literally the most suspicious name a person could ever have.

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