My wife accidentally ended up paying for a year's subscription to some photo editing software after a free trial period, so I'm glad to let everybody know she's making the most of it.
It must be said that she initially got the software for a one-time use in order to prove to me that Matthew McConaughey would look Indian if he had dark skin (she has made this claim about several white actors).
I obviously didn't anticipate this going viral. My wife is Indian, and has supreme authority on who can and who cannot be inducted as an honourary Indian.
to address my conduct in creating these horrors: I am Indian, and my Indian family and friends find these pictures funny. I am also stupid. totally understandable if they cause discomfort or disgust.
Matthew chetta, I will see you on Onam this year