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@luc3wilk0
luce
4 years
People don’t leave shit jobs, they leave shit management
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
October - December are straight up best months of the year
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
My pals boyfriend has broke up with her cause he can’t see a future with her cause her bedrooms messy so how is she meant to tidy a house 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Dying to bring a dog home and just not tell anyone I’m off to get it like what are they gonna do when I get home with dog? Ground me? GREATTTT more time to spend with my new pet
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@luc3wilk0
luce
1 year
Glasses!! I did not ask to be blind
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Slim Thick ᥫ᭡
1 year
What should be FREE but isn’t ?
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Being a girl is horrible, one minute you have all this confidence and feel amazing and next minute you hit rock bottom and feel disgusting
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Just love boyfriends 🤗🙄
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
Nah but is there any better feeling than buying someone a present and knowing they’re gonna love it???
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
WHY have I just read that Pete Davidson thinks he can do better than ARIANA GRANDE, are u ok pete hun????
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@luc3wilk0
luce
4 years
My boyfriend really is my best pal, never been so comfortable and weird with someone, I love it x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
If it’s your mates bday and you don’t go out cause you can’t be arsed then you’re a shit mate
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Acrylic nail addiction is expensive enough and I’m trying to resist getting an eyelash extension addiction but it’s so hard 😩
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@luc3wilk0
luce
5 years
Can’t stop thinking about those Wowcher £99 holidays 🥵🥵🥵
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
In a mood with Jake so he went to shop this morning and I said I didn’t want owt and he actually came back with nothing for me??? In an even bigger mood now hun x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
Last night I was laid in bed and told my boyf I was snackish and best believe this boy said to me I knew you would say this so I brought you up a snack earlier and hid it, boyfriend jackpot right there x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
I need A Cinderella Story 2 like what happens to Sam & Austen???? Do they live happily ever after or does college ruin it all??? I NEED ANSWERS
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Can’t believe me and Jake had an argument so he fucking went to nandos when 1. He knows it’s my favourite 2. We agreed no eating out in January and 3. NANDOS!!! Argument is extended for another day
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@luc3wilk0
luce
4 years
In a permanent bad mood lately, everything is getting to me and I cannot be fucked with anything
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Can’t believe Lorna’s just eaten a full garlic bread thinking it was 9.5 syns and I thought it was too good to be true so looked it up turns out it’s 9.5 syns for a 53g serving and the full thing is 210g meaning it’s 37 syns 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
proper can't be doing with being told you're not allowed to be as upset as you are over something!!!! if i wanna break down and cry over dropping a pen then i fucking will and you just need to understand it
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Unpopular opinion but I’d rather have 15 primark clothes items than 1 designer clothes item
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Unpopular opinion but FUCK ever travelling the world with a fucking backpack, I can barely go on holiday for a week with 20kg suitcase
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Proper can’t stand being lied to whether it is about the littlest things or the biggest things it winds me straight up!!!
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
Being in your 20’s is a strange age x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
How hard is trying to find an airport outfit???? Absolutely Baltic going to airport at 4am but then fucking roasting when you get off plane and that heat hits you 🤯🤯
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Proper cannot stand being lied to at all no matter how big or small sick of it
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
No job is worth your mental health x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Oh my god how horrible is it when your acrylics are starting to lift and strands of hair gets trapped in them when washing your hair 😖😖
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Does anyone else get really bad anxiety about going back to work after time off because you think everyone’s been slagging you off and you’re going to go back and suddenly everyone hate you or just me being dramatic and pathetic????
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Stress will send me into an early fucking grave I swear to god
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
Boyf has got all his work pals trying to get me harry styles tickets 🥺🥺🥺
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Wonder what it’s like to go out for a drink and be sensible
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Literally awful how much you can believe everyone hates you even though they have done nothing to prove it, can be the best of friends with someone and your head will say they secretly hate you and constantly wanting re assurance 😩 crying to your boyfriend about it all the time
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Jade 🍀
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Sad but true ☹️💔 x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
10 months
Some boys are nearly 30 with receding hair lines thinking the pub is the answer to life’s problems
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Pretty sure my life has fallen apart at least once a week for the past 6 month really, when is it my time for happiness??🙃🙃
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@luc3wilk0
luce
5 years
At what point of finding out your pal is pregnant do you start to take it serious?????
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Could do with an accident that wasn’t my fault right about now
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
Text mac about an hour ago asking him to build my new desk tomorrow morning and little did I know he’d already started it this morning 😭😭 honestly blessed I don’t know what I did to deserve him 😢😢😢
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
LOL was such a good movie tho, Netflix bring it back
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
The next year is actually unreal for me and jake, going to Amsterdam, Florida, move into our first house together then going on a cruise and get to visit Dubai, Singapore and Bali 😭😭😭😭 blessed to death
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Can’t even cope with how nasty and fucking spiteful some girls actually are!
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Imagine being naturally skinny and able to eat shit food whenever you want, currently craving going out for tea cause I’m a lazy bitch and never want to cook but I used all my syns lol 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Boys are pure snakes to eachother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
That’s me not sleeping tonight cause Yano what I see?? That fucking gargoyle king
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Fucking get me a new one
@luc3wilk0
luce
9 years
OMG I GOT THE JOB
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Can’t believe I’ve spent all day crying my eyes out over someone who doesn’t even care
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@luc3wilk0
luce
5 years
Literally the worst when your mental health is finally ok and then you go about 1000 miles backwards and end up feeling the worst you’ve ever felt
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
not normal to be my age and be this stressed about fucking everything
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
“Friends” will sit and slag you off thinking you won’t find out then question why you’re all about your boyfriend lol
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Wonder what it’s like to not be insecure lol 🙃
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
18th birthday to my 20th birthday 😱😱 from a size 14 to a size 8 🤩
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Praying England win cause I cba with my boyfriends attitude and mood if they don’t
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
My head is battered wondering why you’re trying to have my life cause I like October-December better than any other time of year????
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
It’s so horrible when you’re sad and your whole body just feels really sad and frump
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Fully not normal how emotional I get at EVERYTHING
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
That nap when you’re hungover just sorts you out
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
Be a better pal, nowt wrong with trying to do something nice for your bird, explains why half of you are still living for summer to prat munters in Ibiza 🥴
@JordanBlack15
Jordan Black
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If one of my mates asks me to try and get Harry Styles tickets for his bird I’m deleting his number
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Yeah damn right I still hate Taylor swift and Caroline flack for dating harry styles when I was a 13 year old obsessed fan who thought she had a chance x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Oh my lifeeeeee
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
So can’t wait to have my own house and have my own garden to sit in and get pissed
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Me: got £60 to last me till next payday Also me: books for lips doing before next payday
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
I had my lips done approximately 30 mins ago and I already want them bigger
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Not even 2019 yet and I’ve planned how I’m using all my hols at work lol 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Could not imagine being that girl with the face like a smacked arse on a night out, shake ya tits hun
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Bought my mum a fridge magnet from Amsterdam and myself a key ring but they was both in same bag so I’ve give her the present with mine as well and she thinks they’re both hers and is pure chuffed so I can’t turn round and be like no hun that key ring is mine fuck sake
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
When your boyf was only supposed to be a sneaky link and now you live together???
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@luc3wilk0
luce
5 years
Need 🤢 to 🤢 lose 🤢 weight 🤢
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Er Asif some make up artists are charging £50 for New Year’s Eve make up!!! Pure ridiculous
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Is there any other way of getting bigger boobs with paying £5,000 or getting pregnant????
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
And then they’ll say to your boyfriend when you aren’t there “I don’t think she likes me” NO I FUCKING DON’T
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Am I actually hungry or am I just fat and greedy??? A debate I have with myself at least 15 times a day
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Wish you could do your hair and make up the night before going to work and it still look nice the next day cause getting up early is not for me
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
So sick of feeling shit all the time really 🙃🙃🙃
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 years
Ladies if he wanted to he would x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Never ever used to cry and now I ball my eyes out over everything :(
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
For Christmas I would like £3000 to pay off all my debts
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@luc3wilk0
luce
2 years
Boyf came home drunk last night and naturally I thought fuck that and slept in the spare bed, he only came and got into bed with me cause he didn’t wanna sleep alone so we slept in a single bed together when our king size bed was next door x
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@luc3wilk0
luce
3 months
Back and better than ever 🤪🤪
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Money stresses me out so bad😩😩😩😩😩
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Me myself and I from now on ❤️ time to put my own happiness first and stop spending my time upset over stupid things
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luce
6 years
Day 1 back on slimming world: 3 of my mates have asked me to go out for food and drinks
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Ridiculous how much stress I cause myself about money cause I think it’s funny to max credit cards lol
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Wanna go Ibiza, got no pals to go Ibiza
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@luc3wilk0
luce
4 years
Right can everyone fuck off quote tweeting this with all the other reasons people leave jobs. Fuck me it’s not always shit management but when you are unhappy in a job it’s not usually because you hate the work, it’s usually because you hate how you’re treated
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
18 > 21
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Love island is supposed to be about finding someone you love so why are they trying to ruin jack and dani???
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
No wonder I’m such a bitch with some of the stuff my mum comes out with 😂🤣🤣
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
2 weeks of no drinking, back on slimming world and living at the gym to try lose the same half a stone I lost 2 month ago but then ate everything for 6 weeks 🤣🤣🤣 why am I like this 🙃🙃🙃
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
When your boyfriend makes you look like a drunken one night stand on snapchat🙃
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Literally the worst replier ever, will reply to a message in my head and then keep reminding myself to actually reply to it until it’s 4 days later and I realise it’s just rude if I reply now 🤣
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Sick of feeling absolutely no-one wants me around really
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
My boyfriend only retweeted this because I played thank u, next about 10 times a day in the car and now I’m doing the same with 7 rings 🙃
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Unpopular opinion: Ariana Grande is annoying as fuck
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6 years
Bet jakes always wondered where I get my moody side from when I’ve had a drink but last night he witnessed my dad go to bed in sulk cause my mum wouldn’t make him a different tea to what we were having and is still not talking to her this morning 🤣😩🤣🤣😩😩
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Honestly debating breaking a bone in my body so I can get sent home and have 6 week off work
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
11 weeks to lose a stone and get my summer bod back 🤣🤣 I’ve done nowt but eat shit for 6 weeks
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@luc3wilk0
luce
7 years
Watched this episode 100 times and I’ve only just seen that when Monica turns to the side it’s not even Monica 😱😱
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
I NEED a dog
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Thoughtful presents mean more than anything
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
Looking for spontaneous friends who want to go get iced coffee or tango ice blasts
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@luc3wilk0
luce
6 years
FUCK a birth day or month I’m having a 21st birth YEAR
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