Dying to bring a dog home and just not tell anyone I’m off to get it like what are they gonna do when I get home with dog? Ground me? GREATTTT more time to spend with my new pet
In a mood with Jake so he went to shop this morning and I said I didn’t want owt and he actually came back with nothing for me??? In an even bigger mood now hun x
Last night I was laid in bed and told my boyf I was snackish and best believe this boy said to me I knew you would say this so I brought you up a snack earlier and hid it, boyfriend jackpot right there x
Can’t believe me and Jake had an argument so he fucking went to nandos when 1. He knows it’s my favourite 2. We agreed no eating out in January and 3. NANDOS!!! Argument is extended for another day
Can’t believe Lorna’s just eaten a full garlic bread thinking it was 9.5 syns and I thought it was too good to be true so looked it up turns out it’s 9.5 syns for a 53g serving and the full thing is 210g meaning it’s 37 syns 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
proper can't be doing with being told you're not allowed to be as upset as you are over something!!!! if i wanna break down and cry over dropping a pen then i fucking will and you just need to understand it
How hard is trying to find an airport outfit???? Absolutely Baltic going to airport at 4am but then fucking roasting when you get off plane and that heat hits you 🤯🤯
Does anyone else get really bad anxiety about going back to work after time off because you think everyone’s been slagging you off and you’re going to go back and suddenly everyone hate you or just me being dramatic and pathetic????
Literally awful how much you can believe everyone hates you even though they have done nothing to prove it, can be the best of friends with someone and your head will say they secretly hate you and constantly wanting re assurance 😩 crying to your boyfriend about it all the time
Text mac about an hour ago asking him to build my new desk tomorrow morning and little did I know he’d already started it this morning 😭😭 honestly blessed I don’t know what I did to deserve him 😢😢😢
The next year is actually unreal for me and jake, going to Amsterdam, Florida, move into our first house together then going on a cruise and get to visit Dubai, Singapore and Bali 😭😭😭😭 blessed to death
Imagine being naturally skinny and able to eat shit food whenever you want, currently craving going out for tea cause I’m a lazy bitch and never want to cook but I used all my syns lol 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Be a better pal, nowt wrong with trying to do something nice for your bird, explains why half of you are still living for summer to prat munters in Ibiza 🥴
Yeah damn right I still hate Taylor swift and Caroline flack for dating harry styles when I was a 13 year old obsessed fan who thought she had a chance x
Bought my mum a fridge magnet from Amsterdam and myself a key ring but they was both in same bag so I’ve give her the present with mine as well and she thinks they’re both hers and is pure chuffed so I can’t turn round and be like no hun that key ring is mine fuck sake
Boyf came home drunk last night and naturally I thought fuck that and slept in the spare bed, he only came and got into bed with me cause he didn’t wanna sleep alone so we slept in a single bed together when our king size bed was next door x
Right can everyone fuck off quote tweeting this with all the other reasons people leave jobs. Fuck me it’s not always shit management but when you are unhappy in a job it’s not usually because you hate the work, it’s usually because you hate how you’re treated
2 weeks of no drinking, back on slimming world and living at the gym to try lose the same half a stone I lost 2 month ago but then ate everything for 6 weeks 🤣🤣🤣 why am I like this 🙃🙃🙃
Literally the worst replier ever, will reply to a message in my head and then keep reminding myself to actually reply to it until it’s 4 days later and I realise it’s just rude if I reply now 🤣
Bet jakes always wondered where I get my moody side from when I’ve had a drink but last night he witnessed my dad go to bed in sulk cause my mum wouldn’t make him a different tea to what we were having and is still not talking to her this morning 🤣😩🤣🤣😩😩