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Drag racing on the Information Superhighway since 1997. You are my alt ID! RTs and likes of this account are endorsements.

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@chopperface69

Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑

7 years

Be warned! RTs or likes of any of my Tweets constitutes an endorsement of all my other Tweets and all other opinions past, present and future I’ve had or will have online, offline or even in just my head as well as those same views of every person I’ve ever retweeted or liked.

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@_STBTD_ @VitoGesualdi He did. With a large expensive roach trap.

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@PatWallace Did it start out like this?

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@markedly So? So? Any big plans for the weekend? Oh you know. Same old same old. Yeah. Yeah. Do you still (thing you haven’t done in a decade) Yeah no. Not in a long time really. Cool. *sip*

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@ESO_Lampan @OrwellNGoode The scary part is she probably can.

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@jbfan911 When you’ve had enough heartbreakers, might as well get with a man who’s job is the fix them.

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@Gary__ElCaracol @OrwellNGoode The cop.

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@bashfoal I can’t imagine as a parent not thinking my child was the prettiest anything.

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@Urzaz @3clipse_tt Mewtwo: “I was going to clone your Bidoof but I see you already have a bunch of duplicates so can I just have one?”

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@OrwellNGoode It’s silly but a person should not be ashamed for trying to educate themselves.

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@Wtfportland1 When road rage incidents in your neighbourhood start sounding like this your rent is about to go up.

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@transcended @Wtfportland1 The people honking.

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@targetZR0 @KaijuNewsOutlet Love this book!

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@OrwellNGoode I’m 6’3”. It’s not like this.

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@SoooWacky @GoodReddit She was mining Bitcoin or?

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@OldMemeArchive Since this meme is ten years old.

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@TallBart Okay Bing did it too. This is the white guy.

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@BozoMode @Senn_Spud This joke is so it started.

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@forestillusion

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@GoodReddit I once had a shawarma that had a thick black wire in it which I only noticed when I was about 80% done the sandwich. I told the restaurant about it not to complain but because I wanted them to make sure there wasn’t more of that. No idea how that could have happened.

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@Nw_Arty @OrwellNGoode Sure he is. He loves worms.

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@WomenPostingLs Hope he’s doing all right.

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@perfectdreamusa @OrwellNGoode So you don’t have children?

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@DudespostingWs

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@OrwellNGoode He’s right. I’ve never seen my neighbours bring in their groceries and people see me being in mine all the time. It’s all a lie.

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@KyleGunEmoji If I had a nickel for every time I met a man got married a week after knowing each other moved to Orleans and he beat my ass tore up my apartment and killed himself 🤔 I’d be able to afford a new apartment.

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@Wikrin @notthedinosaur Cheetos aren’t cheetah food and Frosted Flakes aren’t tiger food so maybe he just thought it was a mascot? I’m sure the Trix Rabbit would be happy if only the animals on packaging ate those foods.

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@fesshole Perhaps in context it’s flattering. “This guy is gorgeous!” “Sure but what are his interests? Is he nice?” “Who cares with an ass like that!” “well, looks aren’t everything.”

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@frootoftheloom1 No one is that hated. I have people from high school I don’t like. I never think of them. I would never go out of my way to find and block them all.

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@OldPersonOnline It’s cute but as a parent I genuinely love any sort of art that my children make for me. I realize this isn’t a universal sentiment but I will hang every piece of art I can fit in my office or fridge!!

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@BornAKang “Personal trainers hate him” “No shit buddy. That equipment is for everyone.”

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@BabyWeightMusic @KevKoeser It’s literally his job to make jokes.

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@WomenPostingLs

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@WomenPostingLs L for the dude.

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@ShitpostGate The Mandalorian does not fuck. I’ll take Tenchi’s life, thanks.

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@mikediva I hate this thing and would not have let my four year old buy it if I knew it sang that annoying song.

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@nopoweradeinusa

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@WomenPostingLs What a weird business model. Thought it was pretty standard for the club to make their money on coat check and drinks while the girls are all independent contractors who keep what they make but tip the DJ.

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@4chan_green @OrwellNGoode Daughter was nice and didn’t do anything rude despite her mother’s best effort.

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@byte4554 @JutsuNoRoss That’s so it started.

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@oneawkwardmom I’ve successfully transitioned my three year old from saying “what the fuck” to “what the fox say” so now I just pretend he always means that but he very much learned to swear from me and uses the words appropriately.

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@CSugarsweets And then you sucked each other’s dicks or???

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@drpissbaby Careful or we’ll lose our spot at the top.

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"Look at me, I'm a human! I pay taxes, I have depression, I'm behind on chores!"

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@Lioniseating @chiweethegod Are you Gothshooter Santana III?

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@CayeEitch @cheezitfan1 What were you doing with it?

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@mikuotamatone @BeratStuff Not everyone gets to the final boss. He’s the first Goomba in level 1-1 of sex.

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@DudespostingWs Not bad. Here’s mine.

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@TheKraftykid @fasc1nate They’re just cleaning each other. Grooming like people used to mean it before the weird stuff.

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@TAHK0 Reminds me of Mario 3.

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@bitchrespecter I guess now you have to just pretend you did that on purpose and try to follow through with it.

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@SSazuriWasTaken @OrwellNGoode I don’t have these problems.

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@CircleToonsHD @Dexerto Excuse me that’s an artistic hot tub almost naked oil-covered twerking stream.

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@GoodReddit “you know bottom things” I do not.

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@NotLikeFreddy @williambwest The knife was updated in real time by midichlorians.

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@PatWallace Well I’ve been hand washing it for over a year. Glad I kept it up!

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@Ghyan0 @InternetH0F They’re all broke too. They’ll get over it.

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@ShitpostGate Humans in 12022 reading the ingredients list: “Wow no wonder these savages died in their 70s”

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@FurthFN2x @InternetH0F Makes me thing of the tired Obiwan ghost who needs to sit.

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@leamaric @LightBlueChevy @GarrettPetersen And yet.

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@SCHIZO_FREQ @wiitabix Getting hard just by putting on the shoes as a Pavlovian response.

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@mboorstein @washingtonpost Congratulations on establishing the Ministry of Truth.

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@paulatreideez He wanted a boy and he had so much rizz he got his eugenically produced concubine who was engineered to seduce him as a pawn in a secret plot of world dominance to stray from the path and destroy the cabal.

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@LegendaryCaps @InternetFlexing

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@InternetH0F

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@OctopusCaveman The algorithm is trying to learn comedy.

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@dalethejim @jzux Same so that I don’t enjoy it too much.

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@Naijiro64 @zerryferd @SSazuriWasTaken @OrwellNGoode I’ve been called worse by better.

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@APFactCheck Oh shit I thought that’s really how the climate works. Thanks for clearing it up.

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@Ganainm1916 @ESO_Lampan @OrwellNGoode I’ll try that for the third one.

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@groupnumbeh2 @mywheelhouseftw Worth more in copper if it doubled in size until it gets so big that it single handedly devalues the price of copper but you’d already be rich. And eventually it would mess up gravity in the solar system and once the sun starts rotating around it then it’s really game over.

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@WomenPostingLs L for the boyfriend.

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@KennyLauderdal3 I bought a cel from this episode because I found the reference so odd.

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@shane_oaddo That’s something a Wright Bros. hater would say.

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@jbfan911 It’s very unsanitary to pour punch back into the bowl after taking a sip. Some people have no class.

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@OoCPokemon @MuttButtSlut One of them should hook up with this guy.

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@cjsnowdon “I’ll have a beer and my date here will have a glass of water and 4000 mcg of folic acid, just in case.” 😉

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@fellawhomstdve A bit surprised the whole poisoned apple thing was… maybe his imagination? Appreciated the additional context of the book after having seen the movie.

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@JohnHinckley20 Damn I saw this tweet and thought a dude got a divorce but then I searched the name. Oh my.

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@kloogans No need. I hear the captain goes down.

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@no_goblins @DesertRetro At the red roof in of airport road.

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@BostonStrongxXx @coffeebreak_YT That doesn’t say scammin’. It’s short for money ($) in the Cayman Islands.

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@punishedgarage She is married to a pipeline. When in her garden she uses a paddle to till the soil. She supports the ladies who married guys who are tall and skinny like lines because that’s sort of like a pipe. They are putting rabbits in buckets so that they can float during the floods.

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@LosPollosAmogus @InternetH0F Dude made a pound by appealing to her insecurity. W.

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@RandomPeepsle12 @GoodReddit Nifty Reddit.

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@pjayevans Wait…

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@Kairo_Anatomika Can I say something without people getting mad?

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@JKR_Filipin0 @chaelon06 Counterpoint: Steve Buscemi is adorable.

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@wayneradiotv

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@willniedmann He might be working on his resumé.

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@cheezitfan1 If someone reading this buys this hamster please set up an Instagram page or something so I can follow him. Thanks.

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@rasta_dad Replacing an S with an N in the Matrix code changes a brunette to a blonde.

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@TallBart And the black guy.

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@SorryDontClaire Always fun to try to find out who’s encouraging who to run. It can’t possibly be mutual.

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@bruteskie @Kateness8 @BobEvansFarms Mine suggests a bunch of pot stores so good enough.

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@fesshole Husband bringing pretzels to bed is 3D chess.

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@BradHarder11 @InternetH0F What other goal is there?

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@DaveMcNamee3000 Sarah Prinze. Wholesome.

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@mask_bastard @PimpMasterYoda1 @OrwellNGoode Once had a teacher tell me my paper airplane was unoriginal. The next day I made a paper duck plane of my own design. It even flew. She punished me anyway. Of course her concern was bull shit but at least I called her old ass out on it.

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@inthemoodl0l @mikediva Oh for sure. My daughter is always putting makeup and stickers on her toys, doing their hair, dressing them up. It would be a nightmare if Toy Story was real.

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@deadlyspoons @i_zzzzzz A Jedi has no possessions besides what’s under their cloak. Vader found a cheat to this by encompassing his entire body in a suitcase suit and filling it with knick knacks. He’s got all sorts of junk in that suit but it cost him more than an arm and a leg to get it.

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@ditzkoff

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