Culture War Conscientious Objector Profile
Culture War Conscientious Objector

@DesertRetro

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@DesertRetro
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@LikelyToOffend @Hollow_Lil @Nerdvano1 @EpicVerseStudio The gap in time between these events is 40 years. Seek help
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@depthsofwiki I heard an NPR story about this mainly from the perspective of the wives. I can kinda understand it.
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@sean_antrim @AOC Bruh, object permanence. The video isn’t live reality. It is a recording of a previous time. She can be somewhere currently while also appearing in a video on your timeline.
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@daveweigel What internals are they looking at that’s making them go all in on this culture war shit.
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@musicwins1 all music is bad anyway
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@souljagoytellem He couldn’t get perspective right.
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@UWMoose @mkraju You're doing that thing where you engage with a republican's words as if they actually mean what they say. Don't. Stefanik knows it's not sexist, just like she knows there's no fraud. It's simply a signal to the base to stay mad. They'll never read beyond the headline.
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@griffy829 @karen_bramwell @ABC7NY That kid’s a citizen of the seas
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@zoosmell_egbert @ampol_moment He’s Bernie Sanders in the body of a former highschool football player.
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@tek_sauce @diamondmolar @ChameleonKeizer @TheOrdinaryZB The people you’re replying to aren’t in a position to make those decisions
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@no_goblins This dude I used to know dipped the ends of his cigs in cocaine and smoked it. He used to have coke parties at the red roof inn of airport road.
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@ampol_moment She knew the mic was on. This was all planned. She listened to the crazy part of her campaign and tried a Hail Mary ahead of Super Tuesday. She buried Bernie with white women just to lose her own states primary.
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@Mr_VRIL_MAXXED @zero_soy If you ever got the courage to talk to women you'd realize they still dress like that.
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@yashar My favorite part of this lecture is the scolding tone of “and don’t you dare question why this person willingly worked with fascists and seditionists!”
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@Antifa__UK @PoliticDrip The Dems need this dude in the senate in case the GOP tries another 1/6. I mean who’s gonna hold the desks against the doors next time, Feinstein?
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@GoodReddit Sure showed that no reply email inbox
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@timheidecker @EpicMasterChief @elonmusk I also hear that Matt Walsh is a pedophile
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@bert_gilfoyle @DefenceU Me trying to explain to my GF why I’m smiling at my phone
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@KingsCountyGOP @NYCMayor Luckily you coincidentally started filming for no reason right before this happened.
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@coldhealing As long as that direct deposit keeps hitting that’s all the external validation I need.
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@zoosmell_egbert @ampol_moment I’d like to clarify he’s slightly right of Bernie on certain issues. Most notably fracking. But that has a very local appeal in PA. I’m all in for Fetterman. He’s had my vote for years.
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@steinkobbe Stockholm syndrome mixed with sunk cost fallacy
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@IGN Martin was too busy not writing Winds of Winter to contribute too much material anyway.
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@AdamKinzinger Hahahahaha the Jeff Flake emergency exit!
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@coldhealing I feel like that’s exactly what republicans think goes on in a gender studies class
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@OkButStill I was “huh” then I went “ohhhhh!” Then I went “ohhhh :(“
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@botticellibimbo @daveweigel Taylor swift is so huge she could have done her own production outside of Ticketmaster and ensured an equitable system for her fans. She chose not to. Taylor swift is not a radical or an anti capitalist. Taylor swift is a product.
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@MommaRicch @maggieNYT 40% of America has always been like this, it’s naive to think otherwise. He just gave them a platform to speak freely.
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@jeremysmiles I’m just glad we live in an era of history where the gods are distant and indifferent to our suffering. Can you imagine dealing with all the shit we have to deal with today plus having to worry about Zeus coming down and stealing your girl?
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@erbkaiser1 @HardDriveMag Queen remembrance pfp = opinion discarded
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@dmvsnkrs @NotWoofers I fucking hate Reddit mobile holy ahit
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@TemujinSubodai @goldengateblond My personal favorite reason Musk sucks is the time he slandered a diver who risked his life to save trapped children by falsely accusing him of being a pedophile
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@Fresh_Kermit @BrandyLJensen Doesn’t even try to brake after. 100% knew what they wanted to do or were too drunk to even realize what sick shit they just pulled.
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@YelpRviewBadboi @MEPFuller Not unless we’ve slipped into an alternate timeline where republicans take responsibility for their malfeasance.
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@JPMorinChase @Cokedupoptions The people who are doing the layoffs are the ones living like this in my experience
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@coldhealing No matter what these people do even if it’s stuff I would do it always seems vapid and empty in this presentation
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@defencegreece_m @ragipsoylu Not losing is not the same as winning. The Ukrainians are not winning.
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@VeritasVincit77 @DeckVsSwitch I’m not sure how this reflect negatively on porn or video games
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@Decrypt_Finance @briantylercohen Sorry your god let all those kids die. If I was god I wouldn’t let kids get killed in school shootings. That’s why I’m more moral than god.
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@GenericJes @mtracey In the sense of joining a defensive military alliance that has ensured unprecedented levels of security for its members for over a half century.
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@CamilArt__ @ClemStalDim Brazil has free universal healthcare. This is a conversation regarding how Americans can pay for something your government is constitutionally-mandated to provide you, but yeah because our income and cost of living are higher we're all "rich af."
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@BalurCDN @IndeedSupport @missykender Bro out here trying to cancel indeed lol
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@coldhealing You know what? I hope he has a great semester. No hate here
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@samstein Wait till you get a load of the Starbucks menu
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@IGN But if it’s an anime depiction of a child it’s totally cool!
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@WaitingOnBiden @hbolton I'm not able to find an article that states Biden denied the request. Where are you getting that from?
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@TimAlberta They believed that before and are just loud about it now bc they have cover
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@SPeitsch @ClwnPrncCharlie @daveweigel Got any examples from the current century?
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@CamilArt__ @ClemStalDim I’m sorry but unless your neighbors are cows and corn, that’s a bare minimum livable salary for someone working 40 hours a week and supporting themselves. 38k a year is not rich by any metric.
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@jeremysmiles That’s some really unhealthy living in the past shit. Doesn’t she know the new halo just came out?
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@tgrxe @oryxspioenkop Oh wait is this a serious comment? Lmao
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@MonikaS_1130 @takkashima @voguemagazine @KimKardashian TF you mean looks like it, you can’t see shit
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@Robeno @WhitlockJason Have you considered there are better ways to spend $80?
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@MattBarnthouse @The_Law_Boy You basically just asked him his income level
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@TohruChan220 @kelslewin I don’t even agree but I can appreciate good bait when I see it
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@Ross_Hand @jasonschreier Only 12% of American workers are in a union, so very common here.
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@David_Esh86 @young____steve @scrowder @bryancallen Better be careful then or a Republican congressman will try to fuck you
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@AP The senate GOP is his defense teams
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@WeekInComedy @jonathanvswan @PamelaBrownCNN to be a GOP rep, genuinely all you need is to be white and have your PR team craft some kind of narrative, no matter how false.
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@5PointSlo @galagachamp @tlangford What’s cringe? He’s right. If the shooter had been a black guy with a cellphone they’d be blown away in a second
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@carlapaceNY @nytimes He tried very hard and got a lot of people killed so he earned two presidential gold stars on his UN book report
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@GillForLA @equalityAlec I think we all know the cops killed him
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@PolyDepression Does this page do anything but complain recently?
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@terryschiavo69 @coldhealing C’mon man she’s not gonna show you her salesforce dashboard or outlook calendar and dox herself for TikTok. It’s safe to assume she does your standard laptop job stuff.
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@MEPFuller Matt Gaetz is that guy you meet at a college frat party that makes you put your hand over your drink for the rest of the night.
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@yashar These people are probably cranky cause they sleep on shitty pillows.
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@SW_Moment I desperately want to know if anyone won that speeder and if so what they actually got.
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@RayzurRaze @FirstEdition Yes. We wouldn’t bother with the ponchos.
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@deportablediz @9_volt_ He has “unrepentant bigot” in his bio
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@washingtonpost Most police officers are bullies who abuse their power and leech of hardworking people with real jobs.
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@90spics_ @retr0ali Nothing beats Asuka playing a "SECA" in 2015.
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@CawfeMax @POTUS You're a bad person and I very much doubt people like being around you.
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@crybaby_shame Not many people have the actor range to play both Mohammad Ali AND MLK either
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@ByYourLogic Playing RDR2 before 1 makes his death really funny for some reason
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@joe_token @nytimes Mozart wrote his first symphony at 8. Lorde was 16 when Royals hit #1 . Age means absolutely nothing in regards to musical ability.
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@cityafreaks They all love Hemingway but never have the guts to emulate him
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@AUTISTICWIFE420 Wish I knew what this meant too
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@val_casto @katierosman @maggieNYT Trump would launder stories directly through @maggieNYT . He would literally call her directly and leak what he wanted the news of the day to be.
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@jaredlholt Yes! It's a shame that it took a highly-public suicide to get to this point though.
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Every tweet about John Williams should be obligated to start “John Williams, who is alive and well, is reportedly...” please always lead with that
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@Trey_Explainer Attempting to explain to people that the jet black appearance is how they thought their souls looked and not an actual depiction of what they looked like in life is infinitely frustrating.
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@Max_Rohtbart @rickhasen Biden won the popular vote by a greater margin anyway.
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@jeremysmiles People would be like “yeah dude that’s already a movie.”
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@francisxwolf @no_goblins Hahahaha he absolutely thought it was the suspect and thought he’d get an award.
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@daveweigel It was temporary until airports figured out they could charge you way more for water after the screening and you’d be stuck with no other options. It’s about commerce not security.
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@Rick209AC @TimRyanFan Me when I don’t know what a bodyguard does
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@StarWarsTake Stuff like this— seeing how much pain and suffering and death is churned up just to make an object capable of more death— and knowing they make another one, and then Operation Cinder, it really leads me to believe the emperors ultimate goal was just generating suffering.
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@bisticeaty @Dexerto Arguing with children online is the dream?
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@MohamedAb67 @IGN Projection bro. Sorry about your unassailable feelings of inadequacy
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@jacobin Why did you guys delete your tweet where you were blaming the west for not appeasing Putin?
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@coldhealing I liked this one. It comes off as authentic. Maybe because she implies this is miserable and college in my experience was generally miserable.
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@znayke @nytimes She makes 174k a year and has to afford a place in DC and NYC. She’s comfortable, but not rich. She’s not saying tax the dude who’s making good money working hard, she’s saying tax the dudes who’s got private-spaceship-money.
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@jesshutch @starwarstufff @cameronmonaghan Because that’s the voice actor and face model
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@JanMull08962061 @jameshohmann @daveweigel Or she was just an old white lady with nothing to offer but Bernie’s plans but worse?
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@DanShuftan Philly's gonna riot when they find out about Steel Reserve. That shit got me through my first two years at Temple.
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@JLDonaldson_ @Imposter_Edits Don’t be such a bootlicker
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@ZimmyDonkey Not to those people wtf
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