People who hate Valentine’s Day bc they don’t have a significant other are so boring.. Valentine’s Day is about celebrating ALL the love in your life! Pour that love into your friends, family, YOURSELF. Appreciate all that you do have instead of focusing on what you don’t
OMFG I literally am having a brain blast. I always thought these were called “donut WHOLES” bc they are WHOLE and do not have a HOLE. Apparently they are called DONUT HOLES bc they are the actual hole of the donut... wtf is going on
When I had a bad trip on acid I was so convinced that I was dead and the next day I opened safari on my phone and the search "emma Krenzer obituary" was pulled up
I hope Kyle Rittenhouse never feels a moment of peace for the rest of his life and I pray the victims and their family's are able to find peace and healing despite being failed by this disgusting and broken system. He is a murderer and this verdict will never change that
When I was in 6th grade I got grounded from the computer because I posted a YouTube video of me with an owl beanie baby saying “mr owl, how many licks does it take?” And then did a provocative dance to lollipop by lil Wayne
Are you edgy motherfuckers that claim to love dreary rainy weather still happy? Are you having fun? Is this your final answer? Bc I don’t fucking buy your bullshit this weather fucking sucks
Realizing that the reason why you haven’t felt like yourself for a long time is because you aren’t that person anymore and haven’t figured out who you are now is .. a lot
I literally just purchased a white claw and as soon as I got done paying for it without even thinking about it I fuckin cracked it open just right there on the gas station counter in front of the cashier and she looked so shocked omg what was I thinking
I went to tweet "head so empty they put in a spirit Halloween" but I started to feel like I've definitely seen that somewhere and didn't want to accidentally steal a tweet so I searched it and...
GUYS I'm getting nicks cat 😭🥺❤️😭 I cannot even say how much this means to me his cat was his favorite thing in the world and now I get to have that part of him with me. I'm crying happy tears
Thinking about this guy I met at the bar a few months ago who was making fun of me because I told him I make 20 dollars an hour and he said that was “nothing” so I asked him how much he makes and he said “23 an hour”
I was literally sitting in my car reading this text that nick sent me last Valentine’s Day and crying and then I came inside and saw that his family and sent me flowers . I have no words .
I love cheez-its so fucking much. There will never be a better snack. If cheez-its have 100 fans, I am one. If they have 50 fans, I am one. If they have 1 fan, it is me. If they have 0 fans, I am dead.
Once in high school I was trying to sneak out of my house at like 1 am and accidentally set off the alarm system and my entire family came running downstairs and I was just standing there like
Everytime I think of girlbossing a little too close to the sun I think of when this website wrote an article about me and used a censored shirtless photo of me that they just found off my Twitter
Love living in a country where every few months I have to panic about losing my basic rights and autonomy over my own body ❤️ It really spices things up