if you ever see me following or interacting with anyone problematic please do me a favor and leave me the fuck alone about it, if they can hide it well enough to not piss me off directly that's all i ask of anyone
in middle school i called this girl's house to ask her to a dance and her mom was like "this isnt the pretty emily's house" and i was like "yes it is" and i continue to feel awful for her and amazed how quick i was with that.
@chopperface69
her best friend had the same name and their numbers were a digit off, i guess the other one was getting a lot of phone calls for the dance and this one's mom was getting exasperated. really shocked me though, i knew who i wanted to take and had it all planned what to say LMAO
@chiliconcarrot
i used to come sit with her when her other friend wasnt around because i felt from her a familiar energy of someone who was also being bullied, but i hadnt conceived of it being from her mom until that phone call.
@AnAngryOpossum
I always hated that kind of question because while I did usually have a really good legitimate answer, saying it in that context was not what I wanted. theyd use it to make up some kind of nickname and I didnt want praise turned into mockery like that.
@bestfitmusic
If I was in Barcelona with Shakira's bags, it wouldnโt have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood coming out of those boars and then me saying, "OK, I've got all your bags Shakira, donโt worry.โ
@thechynnabee
In my experience the cake mixes themselves were healthier than how the little dishes were kept in gross little kid closets and barely ever washed properly (JULIA >:/)
dont ever expect me to notice a haircut or piercing, i once dated someone for three months without noticing her legs had been amputated. she asked me my worst sexual experience, which was a footjob, and she said i didnt have to worry about that with her. i didnt know yet.
@principessadi
I think that's probably true, especially since I wasn't the first person who called. Psyching myself out of asking in person instead was a huge mistake.
@MadeOfMonsters
@cekikiwrites
I guess i'll never really know how the mom meant it but i knew how my friend wouldve taken it if she heard it and i felt so bad for her ๐ญ like i was a shy weird lil dood (bashful, even) and I could say with my chest she was pretty right through my stammer, i was not impressed!
@historybuff6969
@FunnyFishLOL
@ViolateGeneva
"prisoners of war may not be held in close
confinement except where necessary to safeguard their health" - so basically if u make them piss'n'shid on theyselves because u only give them the one tile to exist on, u a bad boi
Someone sewed me into a dead deer as a prank after knocking me out and I ran screaming through the hallways, battering lockers and injuring six teachers trying to get out. I was tazed three times down the stairs and dislocated my shoulder.
I always thought she was introduced much later than the first episode. Slade swinging his dick right away too? Wow.
#nw
Teen Titans (premiered July 18th, 2003)
@_NotRach_
ive seen so many venomous, undermining mother/daughter relationships since this one that it really warms my heart to hear you're committed to being a positive presence for her. it feels like it should be obvious and natural to do what you're doing, but sadly i dont see it much.
@LindseyDoesThis
She was a really sweet person, thinking about anyone being mean to her whenever she'd mention something really upset me. That it ended up being her mom kinda broke my mind at that age, definitely my heart.
remembering her screaming at me for cheating on her because my phone was off and that i couldn't possibly prove otherwise, so i had to fax her a copy of an incident report to prove i was locked in the walk-in freezer at the job she forced me to get at that time and date