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Joined December 2014
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@bashfoal
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if you ever see me following or interacting with anyone problematic please do me a favor and leave me the fuck alone about it, if they can hide it well enough to not piss me off directly that's all i ask of anyone
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@bashfoal
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in middle school i called this girl's house to ask her to a dance and her mom was like "this isnt the pretty emily's house" and i was like "yes it is" and i continue to feel awful for her and amazed how quick i was with that.
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1 year
she said no though so like, not feeling THAT awful overall
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i don't remember how to do it anymore, the sex
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im built like this
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@cekikiwrites it's so wild, support ya girl tf
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@chopperface69 her best friend had the same name and their numbers were a digit off, i guess the other one was getting a lot of phone calls for the dance and this one's mom was getting exasperated. really shocked me though, i knew who i wanted to take and had it all planned what to say LMAO
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@bashfoal
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@nalaolavera @OrcGirlBoss don't usually see this meme with both lines completely full, neat
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@bashfoal
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8 months
gift 4 emma
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what is your favourite line delivery?
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@etrnl_classic @PBP1366 i'm happy they're both enjoying the movie
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@chiliconcarrot i used to come sit with her when her other friend wasnt around because i felt from her a familiar energy of someone who was also being bullied, but i hadnt conceived of it being from her mom until that phone call.
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@bashfoal
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@bexjuIes Gina Gershon in Showgirls
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@milfwormmom u can already use tinder for this if u dont tell nobody u gonna swing on em when u meet
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@itgirlenergy i throw rocks at unoccupied zillow houses
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@AnAngryOpossum I always hated that kind of question because while I did usually have a really good legitimate answer, saying it in that context was not what I wanted. theyd use it to make up some kind of nickname and I didnt want praise turned into mockery like that.
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@bestfitmusic If I was in Barcelona with Shakira's bags, it wouldnโ€™t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood coming out of those boars and then me saying, "OK, I've got all your bags Shakira, donโ€™t worry.โ€
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@gothamsfemto I feel like Batman has less likelihood of planting a gun on me.
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1 year
@BridgetAugust1 Me too, Emily was really nice to me.
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@RatedR4Retard Poop her butt and then when she wakes up tell her she pooped her butt
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@lukesesh2 she's asking if her feet are really that big please advise
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@aabbyn_ im constantly in pain, nothing gets easier. it gets heavier and scarier constantly.
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@bashfoal
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1 year
Needs to Shape Up for what exactly?
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@djinn_the Oh gosh I hadn't considered that angle to it, but you're probably right ๐Ÿ˜“
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10 months
โ€œstop romanticizing [bad thing]โ€ - sorry for having a poets' soul and see the beauty in the grotesque
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@ScotsmanGrumpy @Dug5_ i love the look over like "recording? ok. ok here i go."
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@bashfoal
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@thechynnabee In my experience the cake mixes themselves were healthier than how the little dishes were kept in gross little kid closets and barely ever washed properly (JULIA >:/)
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@bashfoal
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1 year
dont ever expect me to notice a haircut or piercing, i once dated someone for three months without noticing her legs had been amputated. she asked me my worst sexual experience, which was a footjob, and she said i didnt have to worry about that with her. i didnt know yet.
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@bashfoal
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@kielbasagarage i drink four full glasses of coke to weed out people with standards far too high for me, it's a good system
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8 months
another day, another book storage situation that aggravates me
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oh my GOD
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@ChloeNumberIII really glad they discovered christopher lee for this joint
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@bashfoal
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7 months
got this from an unknown number with no context. thinkin' real hard rn.
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1 year
this is the level of foreshadowing i aspire to
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@principessadi I think that's probably true, especially since I wasn't the first person who called. Psyching myself out of asking in person instead was a huge mistake.
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@bashfoal
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@juicepet @steel_diamonds i think i see a familiar face in there...
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@chrispy_wav initial cube gift 4 u
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look at that orb and tell me there's a god
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Las Vegas orb should be Meatwad tbh
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@maltedsea @mightbecursed found it for ya, boss
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@robbies_rottens @aurorazoey101 The outfit is to trick you into thinking that
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i know a spot
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1 year
just a distracted goblin in need of a full 8 hours of sleep
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@sequinghost OK SQUAD ONE AND TWO AND BLEUURGH AND BLOOUOUOUUU
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updated the gosling trinity for those who believe
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"why do you kill gods in JRPGs?" - because they fuckin' deserve it, try paying attention you absolute dinglewuss
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@bashfoal
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10 months
my brain words are thought in the cherry coke font
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๐‘ด๐’ ๐‘ด๐’๐’‰๐’๐’†๐’“
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We used to be a proper country.
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@MadeOfMonsters @cekikiwrites I guess i'll never really know how the mom meant it but i knew how my friend wouldve taken it if she heard it and i felt so bad for her ๐Ÿ˜ญ like i was a shy weird lil dood (bashful, even) and I could say with my chest she was pretty right through my stammer, i was not impressed!
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this poster definitely didn't rip off any other movie poster
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Halloween does nothing for me.
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COCONUT LIME DOCTOR CREAMER
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@historybuff6969 @FunnyFishLOL @ViolateGeneva "prisoners of war may not be held in close confinement except where necessary to safeguard their health" - so basically if u make them piss'n'shid on theyselves because u only give them the one tile to exist on, u a bad boi
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i want it more every time i see them, actually. beautiful couple.
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Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.
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Someone sewed me into a dead deer as a prank after knocking me out and I ran screaming through the hallways, battering lockers and injuring six teachers trying to get out. I was tazed three times down the stairs and dislocated my shoulder.
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gf who picks fights because losing fights makes her horny
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@gastationbarbie wreck it ralph couple
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i'm listening #nw Frasier (1993-2004)
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gf who couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
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When you have a nice hat and someone mentions it, and you feel nice
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When you have a nice hat and someone mentions it, and you feel nice
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@EmmaTolkin just like me fr
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gotta have dante
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@celestialdevils
Josh ๐ŸŒจ๏ธ Matt Murdock is Back!!! ๎จ€
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Just One More-
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@EPM106 him, easily
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i have movies to watch
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Whatโ€™s stopping you from committing suicide?
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@sabatonfan69 @glassduster penis going back in time and beating itself ๐Ÿฅด
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@JeffKwakuM ohhh so that's why guys get so mad about having daughters instead of sons, they gotta start respecting women
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@VILL4NEVE I agree with all of this
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@bjbjonez rocks not smashed, 3/10
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@Trainwreckstv I've been obese my whole life man I ain't seen the shit since 2002.
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@bashfoal
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i am not paying $50 for a video of you sucking dick when i can get my dick sucked for $30 aight cmon now
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@bashfoal
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I always thought she was introduced much later than the first episode. Slade swinging his dick right away too? Wow. #nw Teen Titans (premiered July 18th, 2003)
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@_NotRach_ ive seen so many venomous, undermining mother/daughter relationships since this one that it really warms my heart to hear you're committed to being a positive presence for her. it feels like it should be obvious and natural to do what you're doing, but sadly i dont see it much.
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i love to post it again ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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how tf do u move on from a situation when u have no closure and a million unanswered questions ????
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memorizing this for my next audition
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@LindseyDoesThis She was a really sweet person, thinking about anyone being mean to her whenever she'd mention something really upset me. That it ended up being her mom kinda broke my mind at that age, definitely my heart.
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@ZakaZ96 i don't know what hook did so wrong tbh
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#NewProfilePic im da riddle man
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@AnnaDsays The great thing about twitter isn't beating my meat to the nudes, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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@FruityMarcy @nalaolavera @OrcGirlBoss I appreciate you taking the time ๐Ÿซถ
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this is exactly how it should smell when Demon's Souls
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snoop
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Apparently, if you can see a hot air balloon, your left-brained and if you see a jellyfish, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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@MKUltraGoth i guess saying i'm pro-you-figure-it-out-i-gotta-go is pretty wordy
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for every pussy you don't eat i'm gonna eat nine pussies
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We not eating no more pussy in 2024!!
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leaving me the fuck alone
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aggressive achievements in missing the point
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๐Ÿคฎ
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.... big pig .........................
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remembering her screaming at me for cheating on her because my phone was off and that i couldn't possibly prove otherwise, so i had to fax her a copy of an incident report to prove i was locked in the walk-in freezer at the job she forced me to get at that time and date
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@AvboyTheKidd @SirPercuIes she look like that bitch off star wars
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me n who
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the devil's caulk ๐Ÿคข
@Locwittati
๐‘ป. ๐‘ฎ๐’‚๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’๐’๐’† แฅซแญก ๐Ÿ–ค
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Just made some deviled eggs ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‹
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@DARCYONFILM i dont know if she actually looks smug or if it's purely my own jealousy
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@ask_aubry Every sentence of that bio has something that grosses me out.
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@mvrqo @asukassy02 i thought it was the opposite and they put this act on to keep the abyss at bay
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i like when the vampires can't bite for shit and gotta use gay lil knives to get the blood out
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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What's a vampire opinion that'll get you like this?
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@Kranananananana @harvjavivr and it wasn't even animated *well* for that matter
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@StephanieRade18 I tried for a long time to make sense of it back then and couldn't, I just felt really badly for my friend.
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@papagarbagel @Sammi_Sativa if it gets you to at least pause at the sink, there's a chance. not a great one, but maybe...
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@bashfoal
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@mrstaurusmoon open DM policy blew through ol gal just that quick huh ๐Ÿ™
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"i love you" broke: i know woke: it'll pass bespoke: epic bad luck
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