Xavier as a retired defense attorney who now teaches law and is a local civil rights leader, slowly gaining national prominence. After an assassination in '62 severs his spine, his "single father housemate" Dr. Lehnsherr PhD. begins work on using EM waves to stimulate nerves...
Your daily reminder that David Cage literally stormed out of a courtroom crying because the judge wouldn't let him lie, after he asked the judge if he was allowed to lie.
Suddenly reminded that the robots in Detroit: Become Human have to stand in the back of the bus and rolling my eyes so hard in the back of my head I die
@emonormie
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@RaceplayShawty
@DanteNamikaze1
Spent a week straight browsing Indeed a few months ago. Not even joking, the most depressing period of my life. More than the entirety of my last job.
@RaceplayShawty
@DanteNamikaze1
I ended up e-mailing 11(!) different companies to confirm that too-good listings were...too good, and it was just AI spam ripping real postings to collect data.
Correction, the other guy asked a judge if he could lie. Cage was pissy because of impingements to his honor or some shit like that. Cage also, however, was incredibly creepy to Elliot Page. So still a terrible person.
@KillerMartinis
True, I mean, I get healthcare and pay rent by working at a local grocery store, which is basically the same thing as doing tech support for an arms dealer when you think about it.
Just found my new favorite Marvel charcater, Melf, The elf with a gun. He's a villain from some old Defenders comics. His power is that he's an elf with a gun
@Bolverk15
I like Aangs failure. Every Avatar seems to solve the problems caused by the Avatar before them, then inadvertently create problems for their successor due to a personal failing. Avatar Kuruk angered the spirits, Kyoshi caused the Fire Lord's rise, Roku let Sozin live...
@ryanestrada
@fatternudes
What they've been doing seems like a good way to ensure no decent creatives will ever work with them again. Purging shows, cancelling finished movies...Warner's reputation must be in the toilet
@bornposting
"Haha he eeeehe uuuugh. Liiissten here *cough* bat....batman. I've poisoned half of the Prilosec in the state with ....with.... S....Smilex? Where am I?"
@doulbedoink
"If your enemy has many swords, use a bow from the mountaintops"
Guy who takes out his tearful roid rage on a crusty Sakura dakimakura: This is gonna get me so much pussy
@Srirachachau
Kind of an ongoing thing that I love with Spider-Man is that anyone who knows Peter probably figures it out in like, five minutes, they just don't say anything because he's just a very nice guy who tries real hard.
@bornposting
Not really traumatizing, kinda funny, but never voiced this: When I had my Eagle Scout ceremony at my church, I had to sign a contract promising it wasn't going to be a "celebration of homosexual union".
@punished_cait
I hated it when trying to engage with the story. Then I started the quest to salvage the wasteland and turn sanctuary into my uber-death fortress. And then I had loads of fun. Kind of game where you have lots of fun doing anything except the main story.
@herong
Please god, zeus, allah, shiva, akatosh, whoever...let this be satire. Seriously, for my sanity, tell me this is a bit, and someone didn't refer to parenting as emotional labor.
@Bolverk15
Aang was so devoted to compromise and peace that some people were just waiting for him to go before resuming their bullshit, and Korra both mixed the spirit and human worlds, and severed the link to past avatars. It's a neat cycle, and reminder that they're still human
@Java_jigga
Fucking sick of video essays about pop culture. Not like good political analysis or whatnot, those are cool. But like, endless essays about "hidden villains", and plot twists and theorizing about "where the MCU could go from here" and... ugh. Just the worst way to consume media.