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Giant dork, commie bitch. 1312. She/Her. #1 Saints Row Fan. Most Normal Person Online

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Joined August 2013
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Xavier as a retired defense attorney who now teaches law and is a local civil rights leader, slowly gaining national prominence. After an assassination in '62 severs his spine, his "single father housemate" Dr. Lehnsherr PhD. begins work on using EM waves to stimulate nerves...
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@byte4554
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Your daily reminder that David Cage literally stormed out of a courtroom crying because the judge wouldn't let him lie, after he asked the judge if he was allowed to lie.
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Suddenly reminded that the robots in Detroit: Become Human have to stand in the back of the bus and rolling my eyes so hard in the back of my head I die
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@kiwehhhhh Very specific, but I love when people in charge of animals for exhibits are very upsettingly honest.
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@emonormie *deep breath* From Baby Take-A-Bow, to Curlytop and Heidi, America's favorite little darling Shirley Temple has been entertaining us for generations. And now through this exclusive TV offer, you can experience the most comprehensive DVD collection of one of the brightest sta-
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@sharkydaemoness @DYSONlife4real This mf crossed over from the ketchup-verse
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@thebookvoyagers This sucks actually
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@nise_yoshimi Five Guys exploring a Roman temple: "hello, would you like a delicious hamburger?"
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@EnaPropaganDa This cannot be how I find out...
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@JoshuaPotash This is absolutely true, if you're a contrarian 14 yr old who's never read a comic
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE I fwew up :(
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@THR Huh???
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@RaceplayShawty @DanteNamikaze1 Spent a week straight browsing Indeed a few months ago. Not even joking, the most depressing period of my life. More than the entirety of my last job.
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@JoshuaPotash Bad and naughty children will be put in the T U B A Z O N E
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@zachdenobrega Knowing you exist has made my life worse in every way
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@paynushurts Hawk Tuah girl
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@okaymidwest @poppy_haze The solution is clear: eat Kansas marmots, and play with the Mongolian prairie dogs
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@MKupperman Zoe says best wishes to your kid. That fucking sucks man.
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@maneaterizumu ...honestly Mr. Video (bottom left) is a cool dude. Reactions to movies and shows that aren't forced crap. Because dude blazes it 24/7
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@RaceplayShawty @DanteNamikaze1 I ended up e-mailing 11(!) different companies to confirm that too-good listings were...too good, and it was just AI spam ripping real postings to collect data.
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@NeilNevins That kid looks like he's having a 'nam flashback, and enjoying it.
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@bornposting God, I wish Kenneth Branagh had stuck around to keep Thor all serious and shakespearean. Seriously, dudebro Thor was a mistake.
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@rudegyalbae Jesus you're sad and bitter
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@Pneumatology @oldfriend99 Negative 8 billion. We're all ghosts
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Correction, the other guy asked a judge if he could lie. Cage was pissy because of impingements to his honor or some shit like that. Cage also, however, was incredibly creepy to Elliot Page. So still a terrible person.
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@spurtmagoo Man's dick broke. Probably the stress from writing Family Circus for so long
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@AlanDersh Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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@realonlineboy You got the whole squad laughin' bro
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@GraduatedBen Get dunked on neo-confed loser
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@KillerMartinis True, I mean, I get healthcare and pay rent by working at a local grocery store, which is basically the same thing as doing tech support for an arms dealer when you think about it.
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@bigidiotredux Having a breakdown because you can't pay your rent, so Maintenance Dan just whacks your nuts with a pipe wrench.
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Just found my new favorite Marvel charcater, Melf, The elf with a gun. He's a villain from some old Defenders comics. His power is that he's an elf with a gun
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@Bolverk15 I like Aangs failure. Every Avatar seems to solve the problems caused by the Avatar before them, then inadvertently create problems for their successor due to a personal failing. Avatar Kuruk angered the spirits, Kyoshi caused the Fire Lord's rise, Roku let Sozin live...
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@RegularJTM @luke_piotrowski @Srirachachau "that fucking NOBODY...wasJawnwick"
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@kujoslug @FutureHasbeen It looks like a realistic mangled and decomposing body. It's as gross visually as it is morally.
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@ryanestrada @fatternudes What they've been doing seems like a good way to ensure no decent creatives will ever work with them again. Purging shows, cancelling finished movies...Warner's reputation must be in the toilet
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@bornposting I just now found this out from this post
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@studiosupes What year do you think it is?
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@LuxAlptraum You're siding with a sex trafficker who's beefing with an environmental activist
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@thps420 Megapiss is the obvious standout, but Brian Disease is my favorite
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@LegoKingo Holy fuck you're not kidding. Looks like a not-fully rendered E3 teaser
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@TheNobleOne16 @newhumangenome Have you perhaps thought about what the writing is trying to say
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@USA_Comrade The joke is: My animal hybrid men have been loose in the world for decades, and all mortals shall bow before the snake gods.
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@Java_jigga THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM!! You won't last 30 SECONDS!
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@bornposting "Haha he eeeehe uuuugh. Liiissten here *cough* bat....batman. I've poisoned half of the Prilosec in the state with ....with.... S....Smilex? Where am I?"
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@doulbedoink "If your enemy has many swords, use a bow from the mountaintops" Guy who takes out his tearful roid rage on a crusty Sakura dakimakura: This is gonna get me so much pussy
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@Srirachachau Kind of an ongoing thing that I love with Spider-Man is that anyone who knows Peter probably figures it out in like, five minutes, they just don't say anything because he's just a very nice guy who tries real hard.
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@JackPosobiec You are in a Clifford the Big Red Dog Green Eggs and Ham
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@bornposting Not really traumatizing, kinda funny, but never voiced this: When I had my Eagle Scout ceremony at my church, I had to sign a contract promising it wasn't going to be a "celebration of homosexual union".
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@TheManMakerx *jumping from beneath the bridge* If you wish to pass, and the city see, answer me riddles three.
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@armormodechang Elden Ring would be better if Malenia phase two music was just a bitchin' solo
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@SoliSolstice It's giving
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@RobDenBleyker It looks cool. Don't know what to tell you, shit rocks
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@punished_cait I hated it when trying to engage with the story. Then I started the quest to salvage the wasteland and turn sanctuary into my uber-death fortress. And then I had loads of fun. Kind of game where you have lots of fun doing anything except the main story.
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@RaceplayShawty I had this as a kid. It went deep on some very odd lore, and it basically broke my brain
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg We get it, it's small, quit making it our problem
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@ProLifeFlag Baskin Robbins Foot Fetish Pride.
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@papaG62471341 Lost one, won the other
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@Very__Regular Apparently they didn't get permits, didn't tell the FAA, lied to the feds afterwards, and had no medical backup. Oops.
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@laserboat999 By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Poster! I can't believe it's you! Posting here! Next to me!
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@ConditorCancri @Java_jigga Put down the fucking lathe.
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@radicalbytes Oh man, I'm sorry. Sorry you're a huge nerd.
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@fellawhomstdve @SenorWoberto That stuff with the motion doorbells was so fucking cool
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@herong Please god, zeus, allah, shiva, akatosh, whoever...let this be satire. Seriously, for my sanity, tell me this is a bit, and someone didn't refer to parenting as emotional labor.
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@Bolverk15 Aang was so devoted to compromise and peace that some people were just waiting for him to go before resuming their bullshit, and Korra both mixed the spirit and human worlds, and severed the link to past avatars. It's a neat cycle, and reminder that they're still human
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@bornposting I was about to say Rendezvous With Rama...but holy shit!
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@BruhBot52 Looks like a PS3 ad. And not for a game, just one of those ads with a fake game to make you aware the PS3 exists
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Actual lol
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Every person who starts a thread like this wants to sell you their book
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Akana is abroad ✈️❤️ Iceland, UK, France, Germany+
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WORST. TROPE. EVER.
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@acid_sax @Java_jigga @staticbluebat Holy shit, this explains so much
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@freshkillspod 2 generations of failure
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@CWSmets @lsthief "Everybody knows me at the dump" sounds like a Tom Waits lyric
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@Java_jigga Fucking sick of video essays about pop culture. Not like good political analysis or whatnot, those are cool. But like, endless essays about "hidden villains", and plot twists and theorizing about "where the MCU could go from here" and... ugh. Just the worst way to consume media.
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@Srirachachau I know this just means "he walked" but my first though was "they walked him out". Just didn't want him there. Vibes were off
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@TheVandelay @jackbern23 Are you implying that the queens corpse is going to pop up and start doing comedic b-stories? Because I'm down for that
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@punished_stu Sounds like loser talk from someone who's not the Heir of Isildur
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@CountereCulture @lotus__point Ah yes, the 80's known for warmth, restraint, good taste, and family values.
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@_pem_pem Underground bum fights, taxi races, pigeon heckling, best city in da world baybee
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