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@biryaniwdalooo
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For context this is Shaukat
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Shaukat only tried to k word me once today! I think we're making progress
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@mwahriam I believe its a matter of great pride that he's been able to give you a good education and a platform from where you can excel! Anyone reacting otherwise is just living in a bubble of class
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@ohrooj One guy commented the dude in the background is making spring rolls
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@jaana_banana Very unprofessional tbh! Stuff like this cannot be done at a workplace
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@simpf0rhands Gandhi ji would’ve replied with the heartbreak emoji
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Can't believe my stupid goose got more attention than whatever shit I post! Truly my mortal enemy Shaukat
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Is that a goose?... No its special agent Shaukat the goose! Guess that makes me Dr Doofenshmirtz
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@uncletaz92 I need to be at that wedding! My new phone is counting on it
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Shaukat dumbass decided to eat dirt instead of his veggies
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@SohaNvd Rizwan is that big! Can’t wait for babar to lift the trophy and rizzu to come up and dedicate his man of the tournament award to Palestine
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@Ahmeds4ys @OSINT_Insider I think it’s the last avenue, i guess he needs to go through the high court and supreme court before approaching the president
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@diorcutt Balochistan yaha bhi neglected hai
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@mahrugarita Can’t believe all they needed to replace akshay khanna was a bowl
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Shaukat only tried to k word me once today! I think we're making progress
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Forming a north nazimabad twitter gang! North oomfs reply
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@hiranajam @UnitedsFreak Can’t even dream of getting a car or a house with that salary and not even taking into account additional expenses
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@biryaniwdalooo
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SHAUKAT UPDATES!! Me and shaukat I have agreed on a truce! He's over his bad boy phase and has apologised for the murd3r attempts and has agreed to go to therapy with Dr quack quack!
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Have eid pics for you
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Guys is it ok to wear all white shalwar kameez on eid or should i wear something colorful?
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Dough with the nut
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In today's episode of unemployed escapades we try our hand at Bavarian cream donuts
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@Iameniolamyde
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6. picture(s)/video(s) of you smiling?
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@biryaniwdalooo
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U got games on your phone?
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Officially a doctor now and imposter syndrome is really hitting rn
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@biryaniwdalooo
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26 and older oomfs how are you surviving?
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Ranveer Singh in rocky and raani is just the absolute perfect casting! And Alia Bhatt omg how u so pretty
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@inmyonlineera Exactly these people spend so much money on the absolute shittiest stuff but cant or don’t want to pay up in these countries!
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Us after our truce
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@biryaniwdalooo
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SHAUKAT UPDATES!! Me and shaukat I have agreed on a truce! He's over his bad boy phase and has apologised for the murd3r attempts and has agreed to go to therapy with Dr quack quack!
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Didn't rise much but still tastes decent
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And in continuation of my unemployed escapades, today we are making brown bread
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Shuakat the menace and twt user Mark idhar hai both love and appreciate @ro3ver he's the absolute bestest! God i could cry
@ro3ver
roman roy apologist
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If anyone deserves fan art it's Shaukat....(did this in the art style of urdu risalay that I used to read as a child)
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Sisters and I got her a bag! She loved it😍😍
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Need ideas on what to get ammi for mother's day
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Salary zameen par
@IndieKnopfler
bacha yadav
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Jo Jeeta Vohi Employee of the Month.
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Ye lo yaar
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@brfootball These boys are giving so much on the field and it’s so fulfilling as fan to see them reaching their potential
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Wtf realized my hobbies currently are lazing in bed and doom scrolling twitter
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Driving with mom and a dude in full black flowy shalwar kameez zooms by on a bike Mom: That's batman I truly love this woman!
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Just made a smash patty burger and not too bad for a first attempt! Sauce was so on point tho
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@lubbadubbdubbb He'll sacrifice you at the altar and not break a sweat
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@dats2much Rickshaw hai kya boss?
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I think about taking up gardening as a hobby and then insects and garmi remind me why I haven't
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I need to stop with the biryani! Weight loss aisay nahi hoga but it's so irresistible and hot and good and has aloo
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@teepusahab Get them to Karachi and greet them with mobile nikaal bharway
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@sabahbanomalik Stop spending money on socks
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@biryaniwdalooo
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AKU i hate how capitalistic and shitty your services are but i love the walkability and infrastructure
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And in continuation of my unemployed escapades, today we are making brown bread
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Vote casted! Full rights to call out all government chutiyaap now
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@sklluvaffairr What did u eat at chop chop for 1500 per person
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@reembeem97 Rs.1500 ka iphone i support
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Made the most beautiful looking fluffy pancake
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Modern family is one of the greatest comfort shows ever created! Anytime I can’t find something to watch ik modern family will be there for me and that meal
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@biryaniwdalooo
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God i hate kids so much! I would di3 for my sisters kids but random kids are just so damn annoying
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@RotiKholDeyo Bro appreciate your right to support him lekin yaar tl pe immi aur isko dekh ke pagal hogaya hu! Dua lipa ki edits lagao
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@biryaniwdalooo
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How do people manage to have full blown meals and feasts in sehri? Like how do you have an appetite like that in the middle of the night?
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Only pic i have in white is with the stunning sarwat gilani
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@ayenaannya
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Quote w your white media
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My sister and I used to get this chocolate cake from the bakery near our place and eat it straight out of the box with those swiss knives that have spoons and all built in
i was up till five am eating cadbury cake str8 from the box ofc im ok
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Suck at selfies but i kinda like these
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@grvyrdh1pstr
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where is that drop your fav selfie tweet !! i want to drop my fav selfie !!
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Fuck this state! Every citizen of Karachi lives in abject terror not knowing when someone is going to pull a gun on them or when they might have to go into fight or flight mode losing either valuables which they’ve worked so hard for in this shitty city
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What the state has done to Karachi over the years can never be forgiven. No one is safe. Look how scared the woman is and how she is covering the man and pushing him inside so they don't shoot him. Found this on Reddit.
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@biryaniwdalooo
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Wearing my favourite pink shirt today, had biryani, a very productive meeting with a client and I am ready for the gym tonight! Friday is truly blessed
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@ghauraghaura She looks amazing and having fun! And what do Pakistanis hate most is people having fun
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Call me mark kidher hai the way I'm melting in this heat
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@oichupsha
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4. Quote with your favourite mirror selfie
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@ThisIsOshaz Missing these views
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@SanaRGondal Jitni resemblance Riverdale se hai you can expect it to be shit
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Me n Shaukat
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the weeknd.
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@ZulfiqarAhmed69 @YousufMFarooq is actually making these locally
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Pinterest bhi ban kardiya hai kya in kutto ne
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@alooparathay Currently using the red buses in karachi and it cost me close to 4k a month compared to the 30k i was spending driving to uni every day
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@atayyyf Got cockblocked at birth
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Channa mereya has started playing at the gym! Killer bod is now guaranteed
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@robertpatt__ Immy running his own jail bharo tehreek
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@exharrie Babar has lost so much respect with this move! The team advising him really needs to be fired
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@humjeem It was either shaukat or ghazanfar and he liked shaukat bettter
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@biryaniwdalooo
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For the longest time i used to think lebanese and lesbian were the same😔😔
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@biryaniwdalooo
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I love all of you so much❤️❤️
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I cannot unsee this
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@biryaniwdalooo
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How do you keep your clothes from smelling because of the sweat? Perfume just makes it worse!
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@mahrugarita Urdu teachers were always the worst
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Rainy Karachi nights are either depressing af or the most at peace you’ll ever feel
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Everytime I see a glass or crockery section at a store my anxiety spikes and my clumsiness sensors go in overdrive
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Hugged my friends today! Maybe monday isn't so bad after all
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Pakistan mulk bohat tatti hai but aam bohat sexy banatay
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Saw the chonkiest street catto and pspspspd at it and now my day has been uplifted
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Just so so incredibly sad right now I'm shattered
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DUA IS ALL GROWN UP
@lSRAYASMIN
ইছরা ☭ 🔻🍉
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❤️❤️❤️❤️ will post the better pictures when i receive them :)
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Was driving behind a truck overloaded with wood logs and my final destination trauma kicked in, there's no way I'm going like that and that too without a date with dua lipa
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@gulraizkhan @pbsbrtsindh @SMTA_GoS @murtazawahab1 Buses are the need but can they please make proper bus stations or atleast renovate the old ones
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@sabahbanomalik Lol no i just really like funky socks and impulse buy them so my money goes into socks instead of socks and KFC
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Beach dump
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@hanaadabanana He's a devil on a rampage so never tried it but you can give it a shot
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Kids are so annoying! I’m not meant for pediatrics
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@UnitedsFreak @thoraoffbeat @pbsbrtsindh Completely agree with you! As someone who’s been using this service to get to uni everyday especially since petrol is so expensive at this point, it fills me with rage to see what they’ve done!
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Just did 14000 steps in this karachi heat! How am i still functioning
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Getting into the ramazan feels at 5am on a random Wednesday
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LIFE UPDATE! GOT SHAT ON BY A BIRD! DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOOD LUCK OR BAD
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DiCaprio every time a model turns 25
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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no hard feelings (2023)
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Because I don't know how to take good selfies and look like an egg most times
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genuinely curious but why do men not post selfies of themselves
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@disismelodrama Tax payer black vigo incoming
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@biryaniwdalooo
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@dezgostang Why did i think that was peshawer zalmi at first
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Officially a baker now
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