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@disismelodrama

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Tweets endorsed by my refusal to take ADHD meds...because who needs focus when you can have a front row seat to the circus of my mind.

Joined December 2013
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Btw your friends will save you. Then they’ll do it again. And again. And again.
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No revenge because who you are is punishment enough for you.
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she spilled
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met lahore the pawa, akhtar lava today with @CrashAndPurn
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pakistan on another level
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guys i said what we were all thinking
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listen my nani had a love marriage, my mom had a love marriage. i cannot be the family disappointment.
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only in lahore??
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my bole churiyan moment fr fr
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kinda obsessed
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saw a cute guy picking out all kinds of flowers for his gf and telling the shop owner how he wants it to go and honestly… nice men exist???
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last day of ramadan vs eid
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deen and dunya fr
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We used to be a proper country.
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it’s sick how men isolate women into not telling their best friends shit. it’s literally an isolation tactic because the more people know, the more they see through, also because they have an outside perspective. So if a man is telling you to keep stuff from everyone sis run. BUT
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on my way to get the vaccine and i chose an outfit that would make it easy for them to do it ✌️
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was sitting in the living room in my shorts and my brother told me his friend is coming downstairs and just as i was about to get up, he’s like “it’s cool, you don’t have to.” and . i truly, for the first time feel like maybe things can change, like all the times i have fought
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Rahat fateh ali khan be like:
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fam found out i was drunk at my cousin's nikkah, other cousin was high and her husband vapes. sab saath saath badnam ho gaye
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vital signs was so right, dhoop may khara jal raha hoon may
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this love/hate relationship with your parents. i love you, but you don’t understand me. i want you to love me unconditionally but i understand you have a whole life of conditioning that makes you think this way, i know you think you’re doing the right thing for me but it hurts me
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Khala talking about cousin marriages and my cousin just said So “from bhai to under my razai???”
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Men after cheating on their wives: “and we created you in pairs”
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Lahore coffee guide: Tier 1: - Third Culture - Pantheon/ Baked - Artisan Tier 2: - Mocca - Costa - CBTL - Contra Tier 3: - Gloria jeans - Tim Hortons not even coffee/ why are they even in business?!??? - Second Cup - Coffee Planet
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life can’t be just about working a 9-5 helping someone else grow their company and make money just for you to be struggling and have no energy left to do anything else in your day.
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kfc running out of their spicy sauce should be treated as a national emergency… why isn’t anyone talking about this?!?
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this molvi used to do dum on this water & give to my mom saying he read the quran on it for all of us and one day he just casually confessed how he thinks she’s really pretty & he loved her since he saw her dur se and that’s when my mom realised that he’s doing love spells on it.
@raburrito
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@c4ndynecklaces Our male househelp once told my mom that he’s in love with her and my mom beat the shit out of him with a chappal and fired him 😭😭 he was literally married.
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kfc doesn’t deliver to my house but it does across the road so i called it at a mcdonald’s.
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Imagine getting together to do chars on eid... tum logo k ghar savviyan nhi banti???
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Rania and i doing a mirror selfie shoot while everyone is looking for us downstairs for family pictures. ☺️
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do you ever look at someone you used to have a thing for and go “my biggest mistake, my biggest fucking mistake.”
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Covid-19 bloody fucking bastard bitch bloody fuck you bhenchod
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a brown girl can be high as fuck but will somehow almost completely sober up before her curfew.
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I kind of love this tradiation though. I hate how uncaring foreign culture is. How it teaches you to not owe anything to one another. Asians are very big on community, that is how it should be.
@folkloristan
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In Punjab and KPK, custom dictates that a utensil must never be passed around empty. If you send someone food, you must return it filled with something to eat.
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saima chaudhry was truly the best thing to come out of pakistani television.
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btw a cult of female friends is exactly what you need at any point in your life and if you don’t have that, it does show failure because you clearly haven’t been a good person to other women. what’s better than a group of fiercely protective female friends? nothing!
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met this guy at a party a few weeks ago and
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meray ami abu
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me and the girls fr
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and people wonder why i’m so repulsed by men now
met this guy at a party a few weeks ago and
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eid day 2 & 3
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brother telling my mom he’s fasting while i’m looking for vodka in the middle of the work week. two kinds of siblings.
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everytime a man hurts a pretty girl he gets 363838 x uglier, goes bald, his career fails, becomes emotionally unstable from the guilt or the lack of and he becomes either bitchless or downgrades significantly.
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i was going through my phone and 😭😭
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having everyone scream “YOU KEPT ME LIKE A SECRET BUT I KEPT YOU LIKE AN OATH” with me kind of healed me entirely ngl.
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how are ya’ll finding decent enough to marry wtf??? i cant even go to a concert in lahore without bumping into a harasser
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it’s a thing btw, every single time i get over a person i had romantic feelings for– i get hotter. it’s like god saying that was an L but here’s a bigger win.
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only thing pakistan does better than any other country is kfc
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the bar is on the fucking ground when i have to ask “which?”
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eid spam
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Actually, we do. She put her own life in danger doing her job. When one person does their job in 50,000 that don’t, that does make a difference & they should know. The apology is a systematic problem. ASP shehrbano should be appreciated for her bravery.
@Ifra_J
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Also y’all need to stop praising the police for doing the bare minimum, or for once doing their fucking job. Especially if the woman attacked still ended up having to record an official apology to save her life. The bar is in hell
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Guys I can confirm that this story is true. I went to school with her. Please, please help if you can or RT if you can’t so it can hopefully get to someone who maybe can help out. You can message her on Facebook if you want to get in touch with her, I’ll leave a link below.
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against all of pakistan’s horrific cultural norms, has made some impact. little impact? yes. but impact nonetheless.
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nothing quite beats eating biryani from a box with a thandi coke
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nothing happened. mans spells were WEAK AF!
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Iftari’s, iftari’s and more iftari’s.
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tick tick…boom was so so good and andrew garfield was phenomenal in it? i’m obsessed
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As a caffeine addict, I guess you can say I made it when the coffee shop I frequent puts my name on a chair. 😧
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bro it fucking sucks when someone constantly makes excuses to you as to why they couldn’t be a decent person towards you but then you watch them do sooooo much better with other people. i feel taken advantage of.
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yeah
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One of the last messages she sent me before she got sick. Her love was so great and because of that so was the loss. Sometimes I wish I had a little more time with her but the truth is no amount of time would have ever felt enough.
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@arhuml92 tou pehan liya karo
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small wins, drop in the ocean.
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@callmemahrani @tabindariaz_ are you admitting to being a lesbian?
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top 4 of 2020?
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💜🤍🩵 my girls
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sometimes all you need is a delusional crush on someone to add sprinkle excitement back into your life
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once this uber driver dropped me off in florida and asked me for my number right after.. not because he thought i was pretty but he just wanted to chill at my khalas house. i was so offended.
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if you’re dating an aitchisonian, you’re single to me. what’s he gonna do, sing "humay jaan say pyaara hay ye chaman jahan hum hoye aitchisonian?"
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when u flirt for fun but get yourself in a relationship
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Got it from my mama! 🤍🤍
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I currently have 8 job offers .
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honestly no sympathy for a friend that actually listens to a guy for 2 days of attention and betrays their friends. both people sort of deserve each other. 😙
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i know you love me the most in the world but you can’t accept me for all i am. you taught me everything you knew but i went out in the world and learnt my own lessons too. i love you but you suffocate me. i want to stay but i can’t breathe here. i love you but sometimes i don’t.
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Kabhi kisi chutiya ko na batao wo chutiya hai… apparently offend ho jaate hain.
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The amount of drama this brought into my life .
@adzz_s
adzz シ🇵🇸🍉
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Telling my kids this was Curious Cat
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Hate when the client wants 20 lacs ka kaam in less than 5 lacs. Ye tou nahi ho raha.
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we goin ✈️ allah stan
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This is the what supporting the Pakistani cricket team feels like knowing we’ll lose everything.
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When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be like “what?!?!”
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Started the new year right
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Make out with me in a bookstore
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Alexa play love of my life by queen
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and lots of hand written letters
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Instant dose of happiness after a long day
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is the sun bothering you king?🥺
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do people even bring flowers on a date anymore because ??? is chivalry really dead. i tou did.
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Spending time with your grandparents is so so so important.
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