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karachi memon

@reembeem97

6 months

My design submission for new bank notes to be printed

SBP

@StateBank_Pak

6 months

#SBP launches an Art Competition for new banknote designs. Artists, designers and art students can send their designs to SBP by Mar 11, 2024. For details: #ArtCompetition #SBPBanknotes

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You could give Israelis area on that massive forehead to settle on

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London. Now. This is horrifying. How are Jews meant to stay in the U.K.?

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1 year

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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2 years

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3 years

I am 24 and haven’t talked or looked at a man ever. Didn’t feel it was ever necessary. Pass it on. Let’s make it cool.

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3 years

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2 years

Bean debuting his kurta as well

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1 year

Me showing up to the Barbie movie premiere

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@reembeem97

2 months

Pop Tingz I was not familiar with your game

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2 months

Happy 43rd birthday to Zionist Amy Schumer!

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2 years

My met gala pic

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@reembeem97

3 years

We used to be a society. A proper society.

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@reembeem97

2 years

Banking in Pakistan is what jahannum will look and feel like actually

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@reembeem97

3 years

We met on twitter

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karachi memon

@reembeem97

2 years

Ah yes every time I befriend someone of the opposite sex a child is born

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@themahzy_

2 years

Liberals? Friendships with opposite gender? Meet up for understanding each other? Yet nothing bad? right??

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@reembeem97

3 years

My mother told me to be careful of the guys I hang out with and not stay out late anymore considering recent events. Understandable I guess. Just wondering if my guy friends got any sort of talk from anyone in their homes???? Probably not tho ofc.

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@reembeem97

2 years

Overseas Pakistanis I make fun of u because I want to be u

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@reembeem97

4 years

Idk about the American dream but my Pakistani dream is to simply gtfo of here

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3 years

No rain in DHA because girls are wearing jeans

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2 years

Pads and beer are two things you will always get in a brown paper bag in Pakistan

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1 year

Your Careem driver ever this honest with u?

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@reembeem97

2 years

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and me about when I’m getting married

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karachi memon

@reembeem97

2 years

anyway send him eidi

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@reembeem97

2 years

When a girl in a desi household is getting out of parental control she is simply referred to as “modern”

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@reembeem97

1 year

My outfit change to watch Oppenheimer after I watch Barbie

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@reembeem97

6 months

Bilawal about to bring sea view to Lahore

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karachi memon

@reembeem97

4 years

Oh she was acting too French but the men definitely acted like they were citizens of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan

Zameer Maan

@ZameerMaan

4 years

Even after getting bashed the whole day for his remarks, he is not letting go of victim blaming. Worse yet this time he mentioned “Because she is a french National, that’s why she did it, she thought she is in France” Absolute bonkers #RemoveCCPOLahore

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@reembeem97

2 years

His life (green card) flashed before his eyes

فاطمہ عرفان

@fatimairrfan

2 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA… My Houstonians!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I wish i was there and I would have asked everyone this same question!!!

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@reembeem97

4 years

“Once Covid is over” starting to sound a lot like “shaadi ke baad jo karna hai kar lena”.

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@reembeem97

2 years

Odd flex to stop sending money to your families

Farid Ahmed (Qureshi)

@FaridQureshi_UK

2 years

“No Imran, No remittances” PTI supporters protest against “regime change” at Hyde Park, they say “we won’t send any remittances until Imran Khan comes back.

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@reembeem97

2 years

Plz do not act like any party was the lesser evil. It’s Pakistani politics and even Mr IK after 3 divorces himself was severely sexist bigoted and managed to spread widespread hate towards minorities. I think u can choose to hate all of them!!

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@reembeem97

1 year

Food delivery exists in Dubai too dumbass.

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@reembeem97

2 years

He’s wearing sleeveless in the Islamic republic of Pakistan wth

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@reembeem97

2 years

Wow did u know by censoring 10 seconds of gay content in a movie u save an entire country from turning gay instantly??? Because that is how it works actually!!!

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@reembeem97

3 years

𝐙𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐧

@ItsMeeZeee

3 years

If my girl doesn't cover her head or wear modest in public then I don't want her.

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@reembeem97

3 years

Inside me are two wolves. One is earning in PKR and the other wants to earn in USD/GBP

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@reembeem97

4 years

White people had the audacity to colonize an entire subcontinent and then ask me to apply for a visa!!!!

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4 years

Khan Academy is the only south Asian representation I need

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3 months

Globe Eye News

@GlobeEyeNews

3 months

BREAKING: United States threatens Pakistan with sanctions if it builds a pipeline to import gas from Iran.

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@reembeem97

2 years

How about instead of 6 day work week u actually get banks to automate some shit like accept documents via email or online rather than having to visit a specific branch to hand in a single piece of paper each time.

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1 year

teddy bear

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1 year

Remember without hijab a girl will always sink. ✊🏻

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@reembeem97

3 years

Wait till Pakistanis find out that the only reason a lot of women here are ok with the idea of marriage is because it’s their only shot at some freedom.

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@reembeem97

3 years

Imagine if someone you know got k*dnapped and you had to get ransom money but your bank account was in HBL and HBL never works so you had no choice but to let them be

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@reembeem97

2 years

This u

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@ImranKhanPTI

2 years

People of Kufa, despite knowing our beloved Prophet(PBUH)'s Grandson was on the path of truth, did not come to help out of fear of Yazid & allowed the greatest tragedy of Islam to happen. Every era has its Yazids. Pakistan is facing Yazidiyat (fascism) today in the form of

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@reembeem97

2 years

Being arrested for human trafficking is not “pain”

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@Cobratate

2 years

When Allah said ‘I test only those I love.’ I took the pain like it was an honour - Abu Hurayrah

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@reembeem97

2 years

Guys stormfiber is the worst internet every week they have a fiber disconnection. It’s like the HBL of internet banking

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@reembeem97

2 years

Not my cousin living in the UK who just got her passport posting “we do not want a Pakistan dictated by the US or the EU” ???? Ok come back???

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@reembeem97

2 years

Shoaib Jatt

@Shoaib_Jatt

2 years

The 🌟 @ferozekhaan ✅ Pure sol ✅ True believer ✅ Patriot ✅ Champ Racer of Jeep rally ✅ Boxing 🥊 🌟 ✅

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@reembeem97

4 years

I realized the reason why men here have better social lives is because they’re allowed to??? They can go out at anytime to meet their friends and answer to no one!!!!!

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@reembeem97

3 years

Everyone either getting married or Covid or both

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@reembeem97

2 years

Normalize being a gold digger to get through the recession

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@reembeem97

3 years

If there was a woman who had 3 divorces and child out of wedlock never would she have been allowed to be PM. She’d be fahaashi so why tf do people defend IK so much?????

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@reembeem97

1 year

Why do men out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation or while walking just pretend like they’re playing cricket

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@reembeem97

3 years

Best friendship confirmation

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@reembeem97

4 years

Why is the main option to move out of your parents house in Pakistan to get married???? Only for women to also be expected to move into a house with the guys family?????? 🤮🤮🤮

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@reembeem97

4 years

Men will literally plan what car they want 10 years from now but won’t be able to have a conversation about their future in a relationship.

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@reembeem97

2 years

Why do they keep calling climate change disasters ‘unprecedented’??? It’s literally THE MOST precedented thing that’s been out there for years

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@reembeem97

2 years

Why they call big cars 4 wheelers literally all cars have 4 wheels

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@reembeem97

2 years

Is this the Islamic republic of Pakistan?!?!?

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2 years

Atif Aslam

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@reembeem97

3 years

People with iron deficiency when they stand up:

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@reembeem97

4 years

Nose rings hold too much power.

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3 years

The urge to apply to grad school not because I want to study but because I want to leave

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@reembeem97

3 months

When you’re in a victim complex competition and your opponent is Selena Gomez 😔

Buzzing Pop

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3 months

Selena Gomez apologizes after being called out for posting photos with Starbucks to her Instagram story: “I did not know. So apparently I am that stupid. I’m sorry”

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@reembeem97

4 years

The number of ppl viewing my LinkedIn vs. the number of ppl hiring me is quite rude

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@reembeem97

2 years

Thank you Pfizer!!

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@reembeem97

8 months

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

8 months

Share of population with diabetes 🇵🇰 Pakistan: 30.8% 🇰🇼 Kuwait: 24.9% 🇪🇬 Egypt: 20.9% 🇶🇦 Qatar: 19.5% 🇲🇾 Malaysia: 19% 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 18.7% 🇲🇽 Mexico: 16.9% 🇹🇷 Turkey: 14.5% 🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 14.2% 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 11.3% 🇿🇦 South Africa: 10.8% 🇮🇶 Iraq: 10.7% 🇺🇸 United States: 10.7%

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@reembeem97

2 years

Make me fashion minister of Pakistan and I won’t disappoint

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@reembeem97

2 years

Christian Bale implies the existence of Muslim Bale

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@reembeem97

2 years

Normalize rowing to your friends house during monsoon season in Karachi

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@reembeem97

5 months

Anyway there’s this guy named Sarosh Syed who works at a company called xLoop Digital who under the guise of hiring me would send really weird texts until I shut him down. However he’s done it with other ppl in much greater capacities and is a creep. Stay safe out there xo xo

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@reembeem97

3 years

Once again I am eating dumplings

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@reembeem97

3 years

I’d let him do it

AHI

@aamnaisani

3 years

The #ishqhai 101 on how to get a girl to agree to marry you

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@reembeem97

2 years

This shaadi season I’ve invented a fake cousin who’s getting married because I’m tired of attending weddings on weekdays

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@reembeem97

9 months

@Kumasarkk Idk about you man but I actually care about them all and am able to call my country terrible for the wrong things they do. Unlike Indians who forget they were colonized and spend their time bootlicking for white ppl

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10 months

Danyal zafar u will never be famous

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3 years

No birth control gf vasectomy bf

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3 years

Hey Sadaf Kanwal this u??

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3 years

Mehndi party with the besties

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3 years

Abolish cover letters

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3 years

Do brown men ever feel guilty that they’re allowed to be out to so late and their women counterparts/friends etc are just not???

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2 years

Priorities are at an all time high

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4 years

Is Yale a real school or is it just a school u see in movies/shows where every white rich kid wants to go but sometimes ends up in Brown instead.

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@reembeem97

3 years

Overseas Pakistanis are a different level of delusional. Incomparable. So oppressed and tired of living abroad but won’t ever return 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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@reembeem97

4 years

Do most college friendships only exist because you’re in the same location as them or?????

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@reembeem97

4 years

Normalize Pakistani mother’s not coddling their sons until the age of 70

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1 year

Krave mart aa gaya

karachi memon

@reembeem97

1 year

Hey Bykea I think you made a typo

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@reembeem97

3 years

Sorry I can’t attend meeting rn my cats sleeping in my arms

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@reembeem97

2 years

Pakistanis won’t let their daughters leave the house without a curfew or live on their own at 30 but ya a child can consent to getting married at 14. Dumbass man why do u keep using religion to justify these weird crimes??????

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@reembeem97

2 years

Rashid stop being such an overseas Pakistani

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@reembeem97

4 years

So employers can ghost me after interviews but if I ever get a job I can’t just ghost them and take some days off???? Seems fake but ok.

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@reembeem97

9 months

Sorry your heart breaks and you have to take a social media break. But people are actually dying and going through a genocide, your heart break doesn’t matter???

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@reembeem97

1 year

Pls only call me on my motorazr until Barbie premiers

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3 years

Respectfully as an adult please grow out of your dumb high school phase

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@reembeem97

1 year

There actual is a word for transphobe and homophobe in Urdu it’s pronounced ‘chutiya’

Maria.B: Woman=Adult Human Female

@RealMariaButt

1 year

#TransWomenAreConMen Transgenders think they can change their sex. This is scientifically impossible & morally reprehensible. Scientifically only 2 sexes exist & no medical intervention can change it. However, true Intersex/khaunsa ppl can hv corrective surgery. #NoToSelfID