. @sohanvd Twitter profile

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@sohanvd

1 year

“Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.”- Khaled Hosseini

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1 year

Dr Waleed who has earned 29 Gold Medals in MBBS is still jobless whereas this girl is earning millions by dancing.

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@sohanvd

3 years

Hume dedo Virat Kohli agar nahi pasand aa raha ab

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@sohanvd

10 months

Imagine a country beefing with a cricketer 😭

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10 months

We were really moved by Indian friends showing their solidarity with Israel 🇮🇱 We are happy that India🇮🇳emerged victorious in the #INDvsPAK match at #CWC23 and that Pakistan was unable to attribute its victory to the terrorists of #Hamas .

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@sohanvd

6 months

I have lived in Lahore for 20 years and never in my life did I meet anyone who would have voted for Bilawal Bhutto.

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3 years

Time to study after 3 years. ✌🏼

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@sohanvd

3 years

“If you get an itch, scratch it.” And I did it. Erasmus mundus scholar. IMAESC. University of Glasgow. First woman in my entire family to go abroad for studies and that too on a full scholarship ride. Time to be a descendant. ✨ Alhamdulilah!

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7 years

Virat Kohli Vs. Ahmed Shahzad's workout session. Just look at Ahmed Shahzad. ❤️❤️

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2 years

Alhamdulilah for never being mocked by native English speakers on using poor or incorrect English, a language which isn’t mine and a language which I mostly learnt from reading. Only Pakistanis have mocked me 😍 decolonize urselves pls 🥰

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3 years

My brother just removed his dp on WhatsApp. U know what that means? Yes. He and his gf fought again

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11 months

Insta now allows u to make posts for close friends only, kinda digging this

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@sohanvd

5 years

Some of u need to upload ur names in ur handle especially when u are asking for prayers. I can’t pray “Allah thicc chicc k abbu ko sehat de, Ameen” pls

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5 years

Your dad, a national embarrassment, represented Pakistan by calling a foreigner woman “gorgeous” at the UN event. Cut some slack, u hypocrite.

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5 years

With a brain full of cricket balls & chicken eggs what else can we expect but constant embarrassment 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

These brothers never got their justice. 11 years later, extremists are more enabled. #Sialkot

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@sohanvd

6 months

And honestly using “we created you in pairs” is soooo disrespectful and distasteful towards your ex when shes also the mother of your child

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@sohanvd

2 years

Heartbreak, in quite literal sense, is one of the worst physical (internal) feelings ever and probably not talked enough about. The heaviness in your chest, like the insides of your heart getting punched is so real, and painful.

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@sohanvd

6 years

I would too if I had a wife like Blake Lively

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6 years

ryan reynolds is the most precious husband ever

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1 year

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1 year

If you’re single go travel. Just go. Don’t waste time on your career like I did in my 20s.

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2 years

Bro my shohar is so weird I lost a bet so I had to make mutton qorma and when I started cooking he took over in bits and pieces and now hes in the kitchen making it while I am writing this tweet in bed sksksk

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@sohanvd

4 years

“Hukam tou nafs marnay ka tha, Humney tou Zameer maar diye!” #motorwayincident

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@sohanvd

2 years

Cannot stand white people and their hypocrisy. @jimmyfallon chose to joke about Shahbaz Sharif on his show but radio silence on floods and funds. That’s white people for you.

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5 years

I wanted to drop the mic and just hug them. 😭🥰

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2 years

Pads na hogaye vibrator hogaya jo Pakistani mard itne pagal huwe we hai

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4 years

Namaz parh k zameen pe lait jaane mae alaag maza hai

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3 months

There is a line in this song that LITERALLY says Urdu 😭😭😭 cmonnnnn

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greatest hindi song ever <3

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5 years

A Captain politely asked me if he can drop me a few houses before the drop-off. His reason was that coincidentally his relative lived in the same street and they would ruin his repo cuz of his current mean of employment. Halal roti kammane pe bhi society sharminda karti hai

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4 years

@Zee_e_ @AleezehBlog How is this story cute? She was underage. He divorced a woman like it was nothing. He dreamt about an underage girl. I am disgusted.

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3 years

Wanna be hugged like rizwan hugs his pillow

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@sohanvd

4 years

I applied to LUMS for my bachelors. Prepared for the exam. Had good grades. 5 days before the exam my dad calculated all the expenses including traveling which was A LOT. He said chup karke beth jao I can’t afford it. I said ok. The end.

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4 years

Me at Wagha border trying to distract the enemy

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@sohanvd

3 years

On rebelling as a desi girl in a desi household, please do it. Take this from someone who did not rebel in her young adulthood until recently, this late in life. The mental baggage, letting go of dreams, missing out on friendships is not worth it. No one appreciates ur quietness.

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4 years

Was it not blackmail when religious parties protested the removal of Atif Mian because of he his religious beliefs? Did the government not surrender to THAT blackmail? #ShiaHazaraGenocide

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@sohanvd

4 years

Raise ur hands if u studied in co-education and don’t harass the opposite gender.

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@sohanvd

5 years

Revealing the meaning behind my handle...to 9 years and so many more to come. @Tazzzz_ ❤️ Hashtag: nikkah + MashaAllah + InshaAllah.

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@sohanvd

3 years

Happy to announce you lost a potential customer because of ur “DM for price” policy. If you lazy to post, I am lazy to ask.

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@sohanvd

4 years

Please cry me a river. My friend lives nearby her place informed about this. The neighbour reported to the police who did the absolute needed. Their maid who tested positive was sent back WITHOUT any precautions. U riches can cry.

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Her husband was arrested by police last night.their cook was corona positive and they didnt inform authorities,and sent him back his village VIA bus.

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2 years

Live tweeting while butterflies in my tummy as I wait at the airport to meet husband after a year .

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2 years

Schools students on a trip from one section to another section

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@sohanvd

4 years

It has to be just Pakistani things when someone selling gajras at the signal says “Allah jorri salamat rakhe” to you and your brother

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@sohanvd

4 years

Omggg I forgot my mask and the Uber captain complained about it 😭 Accountability tho! 👍🏽

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2 years

It is what it is

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@sohanvd

5 years

I hate Bollywood. I stopped listening to their songs. I stopped watching their films. I dont give a flying fuck if The Sky Is Pink is great movie. These hypocrites, extremists don’t deserve ANY fame.

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@sohanvd

4 years

The older I get the more I realise that sleeping early at night is a blessing

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@sohanvd

5 years

When u have been in power for 10 years and did not manage to make a single decent hospital which u can trust for your OWN treatment.

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Maryam says Nawaz Sharif should go abroad for treatment #NawazSharif #MaryamNawaz

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3 years

Ppl who sleep in jeans are psychopaths

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@sohanvd

2 years

Kya boli picture mujhe awaaz nahi aa rahi

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2 years

This picture speaks for itself.

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3 years

Just like an average desi housewife my mother was always scared of withdrawing money herself from an atm machine. After weeks of training her, today I told her she has to withdraw cash all by herself. Unsupervised. She did it and she’s so proud of herself. 😭😭

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2 years

Imagine thinking Bilawal is a representative of the youth

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7 years

Trudeau's charm is unreal.

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@sohanvd

3 years

500 likes n I’ll recreate this

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#PriyankaChopraJonas gives netizens a sneak peek of the venue of the #GlobalCitizenFestival in Paris.

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3 years

I saw one of the most sane comments on fb

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4 years

Whatever she said really changed LQ 🤣

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3 years

You lost your freedom and hot years to covid-19, I lost mine to the trauma of being a woman in a desi family. We are not the same

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5 years

My friend said she doesn’t want to marry a Pakistani because, “men here have this ehsan wali nature. They think they ‘allow’ their wife to work, ‘allow’ her to study, ‘allow’ her to breath” ufff sis!!!

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3 years

I had my rukhsati without my husband. Ladies, u CAN do it without a mans.

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5 years

Desi men with their incredibly large bellies and zero color coordination skills of their clothes are telling desi women how they need to start dressing like Kate Middleton as a fashion advice 😭😭

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7 years

Just remembered today how when I came to Pakistan, I had a really bad road accident because I crossed road alone and traffic was 10x times more than in Saudi Arabia. Was 7 then. #HaarkoHaraao

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3 years

Im so hurt

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@sohanvd

6 years

Saw the trailer of Shahrukh Khan’s new film Zero where a “zero” guy finds himself in a love triangle with a smart woman and a hot woman and here’s Bollywood again making desi men think they are studs who can get any girl when they basically zeroes. Shocked and surprised

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@sohanvd

3 years

Man either tweets about cricket or Malala. Love it

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3 years

The place we first met felt a little more special on Malala’s graduation day 💙

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4 years

Honestly, Saba Qamar needs to leave Pakistan as soon as possible.

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4 years

Got married ,,,

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5 years

My mom woke up, saw the video of the egg boy/egg man smashing egg on the senator’s head and said, “Allah kare ye larka musalman hujaye” and went back to bed

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3 years

Top 3 news on 12 am bulletin: 1) Zikar Jaffer pleads guilty to killing Noor Mukadam. 2) Man in Hyderabad burns wife alive. 3) Shah Hussain who stabbed Khadija Siddique 23 times released early from jail. Tell me how safe us women in Pakistan are.

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@sohanvd

2 years

I hate sitting in silence with someone cuz my stomach won’t be silent

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1 year

Anyway, May Allah never make any woman go thru the process of getting a divorce in Pakistan solely because of how difficult exes make it by taking advantage of the patriarchal systems. The first to character assassinate you in public are the ones you trusted for the longest.

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9 years

MashaAllah pls

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4 years

Didn’t Shahroze Sabzwari say Sadaf meri behno ki tarah hai? 😭

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2 years

Randi rona ko English mae kya kahooooo

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1 year

PTI’s flag in Jemima Khan’s film. Does she still love IK ?

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4 years

When the Churails said “maard ko dard hoga” this is what they meant. ❤️

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Now these india's funded bitches will teach us what women empowerment is? & i know not even a single well mannered girl will support this kind of vulgarity This is true picture of sasti feminism & truly depicting myra jism myri mrzi.stop this vulgarity.don't promote it. #Churails

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2 years

While talking to a friend here I said “we don’t like Priyanka Chopra” n she said “oh as a nation?” I said yes !!! Did I give an accurate representation? Yes or no ?

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4 years

Syra Yousaf jaisi grace sabme nahi hoti. No bitterness about their ex. No drama. No blame game. No indirect taunts. Nothing. Moved on with dignity.

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6 months

Brooo I missed Pakistani twitter being this crazy sksksks thanks for dragging shoaib malik

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2 years

Each time I talk to a Pakistani man I am reminded why do I even.

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3 years

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11 months

Peak adulthood is everyone around you having stomach/gut issues

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@sohanvd

3 years

One of my favourite posters from last year’s Aurat march said something along these lines, “I will build a house u can’t kick me out of.” For u this might be a mere statement cuz u were born into privilege, while for us we fight to be safe in these walls which aren’t ours.

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4 years

🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

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7 years

Beautiful, beautiful post.

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3 years

The first meme of 2022

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2 years

Wallah what with this call out ?

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3 years

I can’t explain why but it matters

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@sohanvd

3 years

Really tired of how poverty and struggle are glorified. Pakistan has one of the highest out of school populations. The state promises free QUALITY education but doesn’t deliver. Girls have to finance their education themselves cuz families find it unnecessary to let them study.

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Picture of the week ❤️

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2 years

I STAND with women ! But I also SIT with women !!!!

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3 years

I think one of the wisest things I did as a teen was making an email ID with JUST my name. Nothing else. No numbers or initials. My name only. Smart.

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6 years

This is Saba, who got married when she was 21. During her pregnancy, she would cook meals for 20 people. Her 80-year-old father in law abused her using words like BC/MC/Kanjari. Her in-laws accused her of adultery because the baby she gave birth to wasn't white as the family.

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1 year

What is the correlation between Pakistanis living abroad and becoming intensely Islamist and homophobic and xenophobic and patriotic, a case study

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2 years

My gori flatmates enjoyed making gulaab jamuns much more than I did

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2 years

Bilawal’s interview was sooooo bad

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3 years

I told my mother that idk why do I feel sad all the time so she gave me 100rs and told me to order myself a shawarma

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2 years

U ok, babe? u haven’t touched ur vaseline

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1 year

Do all Pakistani international students come home n get their dental work done ?

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3 years

Jake Gyllenhaal’s sister after not being able to find the goddamn scarf

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3 years

A housewife doesn’t have the privilege to retire from her job.

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3 years

Probably one of the biggest “academic shocks” I had was calling the professors by their names here. Imagine doing that in a govt university back home. They’ll have you expelled. 😭

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2 years

Shaadi content sells so much in our country, man. Why can’t people have lives beyond their marriage

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5 months

I dont care if whatever she said was “bare minimum”. The way she took the woman in the crowd of men is sheer bravery

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@StaaaPlaar

5 months

- Respect for this lady officer, lanat TLP ke khanzeeroun py.

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3 years

May Allah keep this away from the evil eyes of you-know-who

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3 years

Congratulations! 🇵🇰

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@sohanvd

4 years

Aurat March is an annual reminder to know which men u need to remove from ur Insta, Facebook and from ur life in general

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@sohanvd

4 years

No sir, we shouldn’t learn anything from him. He is suppose to be in a school and playing with kids of his own age. A privilege YOU also had. Don’t endorse child labor. Don’t endorse a childhood being taken away from kids.

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We can all learn from him. MashaAllah what an inspiration

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