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@robertpatt__

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@robertpatt__
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3 years
😳👉👈
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BREAKING— Maryam Nawaz urges Miftah Ismael to unban import of pet food says “itnay dino say captain safdar bhookay hain”
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Maryam Aurangzeb received a Rolex watch amongst other things from the KSA When asked if she has submitted the gifts to tosha khana OR bought the gifts she refrained from answering The govt has also refused to release the details of what SS has kept for himself
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2 doctors collapse after a 32 hour surgery looking for hina parvez butts brain
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2 years
This is actually happening 😭
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Imran khan is experiencing chest pain while the back of his head is injured. He also hasn’t been given anything to eat since 3am.This is a former PM, philanthropist,shaukat khanums founder, star cricketer and so much more.Meanwhile a convicted convict out on bail calls him fitna-
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BREAKING— Sri Lankan President contacts Ahsan Iqbal on how to handle protestors gracefully
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2 years
omg waseem badami with british asian actor ahsan khan who lives here and there as well 😳😳😳
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1 year
lahoris are so embarrassing man….like why are u doing all this for an overpriced coffee
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2 years
This is Ana ali, daughter of sheikh danish who facilitated her father in his crimes mentioned in the FIR related to #faisalabadincident . @OfficialDPRPP @GovtofPunjabPK needs to arrest her asap as her and her family are physically abusing the victim still.
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2 years
BREAKING: PM Shehbaz will now be waking up at 5am instead of 6 to eliminate load shedding.
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1 year
HAHAHAHA WHY IS HE LIKE THIS 😭😭😭
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1 year
he hasn’t done a presser, gone live or done a jalsa in so long he just started addressing people in the courtroom 😭
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BREAKING: PM Shehbaz with a heavy heart has decided to murder everyone poor as a means to eradicate poverty
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4 years
all desi moms have depression. She has literally started cleaning while it’s still raining
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1 year
Imran khan was not only hit on his head but also pepper sprayed and kicked all the while removing him from his wheelchair and making him walk. This man was shot 4 times in his leg. Yeah sure expect the country to stay completely calm now
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1 year
Kashif Abbasi and his wife rlly deserve some sort of prize on being spineless
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1 year
same vibes
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Ahmed Quraishi
1 year
Along with restoring #Pakistan 's foreign policy, seems to me that PM @CMShehbaz has also restored elegance to the top office. Such a contrast compared to the disheveled, messy, and irreverent style that @ImranKhanPTI forced on us for three and half years.
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2 years
Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan and has NO public transport apart from the green line which doesn’t even cover half the city. We have NO health cards, we have NO water, our city gets flooded every monsoon season but sure PPP isn’t that bad go off my progressive queen 👑
@NidaKirmani
Nida Kirmani
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What a joke! Punjab's infrastructure is both selective--only targeted at elite areas--and superficial--big, flashy flyovers so the rich never have to see the way the majority live. Andar se Punjab bhee bilkul khokhla hai.
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After 14 years of govt in Sindh this is what PPP has to show for it. This isn’t some rural area THIS is the largest tertiary care hospital in KARACHI.
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1 year
The way imran khans supporters won’t let him get arrested is what nawaz sharif expected when he landed back in pakistan. It’s a shame even his own brother failed to show up because nawaz is not a man worth fighting/dying for.
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1 year
Jokes apart…insane crowd at the lahore jalsa….roads blocked, workers arrested/killed, constant threat to life and yet full house. Lahoris are smth else entirely
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2 years
bilawal zardari lying through his teeth claiming there was no violence after BBZ’s death. Ask anyone from karachi what happened that day
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2 years
I had zero expectations from this govt but HOLY SHIT they’ve lodged FIRs against flood victims in sukkur who protested against shehbaz sharif
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2 years
BREAKING—nawaz sharif wants level playing field, requests imran khan to shave his head
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1 year
Pakistanis know the least about islam out of every other Muslim nation in the world but act like it originated from here
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pls pls pls don’t make mustafa khokar your new human rights abu… he’s not. He’s a criminal. This was him after imran khans ouster punching an elderly man for simply expressing himself.
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hot girls are so brutal…..she got under this paindus skin without saying a word
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1 year
One finest principled eloquent and humble politician that we have in Pakistan today. With a real democrat and young fighter like him, the future of Pakistan is in safe hands. His name is Murad Saeed. picture of lulwarine added to make you guys laugh
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1 year
what a guy man👏👏👏
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2 years
same way you can’t unfuck the economy in just 4 years, which was fucked for 20 years by chutya regime
@qureshik74
Khurram Qureshi
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You can’t unfuck the economy is just one month, which was fucked for 4 years by the Hybrid Regime.
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1 year
i hate the fact that we don’t make white people pay…..like be serious we should be overcharging them. Coloniser tax or some shit idk
@Islamabadies
Islamabadies
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No, No, Nooo... this is #Peshawar and you are Mehman. 🍊 🇵🇰
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1 year
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN WTF😭
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2 years
Imagine mocking him when he was alive running for his life but now using his death for clout chasing
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@aiyshabbasmirza
Aiysha Abbas Mirza
2 years
Imagine not attending his funeral but cashing on his murder to gain sympathy. Tosha Khan is a disease.
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1 year
The jail in question
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Iqrar ul Hassan Syed
1 year
پس ثابت ہوا جیلیں کاٹنا پیپلز پارٹی اور ن لیگ کا ہی حوصلہ ہے۔۔۔ #ShireenMazari
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Imran khan could snort cocaine on live television and i would still support him nikal yaha say bkl
@waqarsatti
WAQAR SATTI
1 year
میڈیکل رپورٹ بہت سارے چاہنے والوں کے ہوش اڑانے والی ہے۔
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bumble works 😼🙏
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Malika bokhari quitting politics…..man the presser was heartbreaking. I can’t even imagine what this govt is doing to them. Shehbaz sharif and maryam nawaz aren’t seeing heaven
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Imran khan first jalsa after his release is genuinely going to break the internet
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2 months
a very short story of a pmln c*nt getting schooled
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1 year
They arrested imran khan through some back door inside the high court? has any one seen him? is he safe? If this country wasn’t fucked enough this will definitely push it into complete anarchy
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2 years
Aurat March Pakistan not raising their voice for a woman w a young child being sent to jail for NO offence speaks volumes given that they had ample time to comment on Imran Khan and their sister organisations had plenty of time to tweet about make a full bench court
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Imran khan is the only politician in Pakistan who will invite a journalist in an event hosted by his own party and allow them to speak whatever they want and the best bit? The journalist doesn’t end up dead‼️
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BREAKING— Shahid Khaqan Abbasi quits PMLN over nepotism, says wasn’t aware the N at the end of PML“N” stood for Nawaz
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2 years
@Targ_Nation Have y’all considered the fact that she’s an incredibly private person and just doesn’t wanna?🤨
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The reason PMLNs propaganda game is so bad is because their youngest supporter is 50…..like they just don’t get tiktok
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I feel so embarrassed being a pakistani every time i see bilawal bhutto representing us. I promise the world we have so much better to offer ‼️
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king Imran Khan did it first 👑
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BREAKING— Ahsan Iqbal has contacted Oxford to redefine the word fascism to mean “getting yelled at by women in a public space ” says, “burger bhe nahe khanay detay”
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The male ward is filled w wives, accompanying their sick husbands while the female ward is just women w their daughters, mothers, sisters or brothers, not a single husband in sight.
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why is ahsan iqbal mad at the IMF agreement? isn’t he in govt 🥺🥺🥺
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maryam nawaz 😍😍😍her love for her people😍😍😍
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1 year
he hasn’t done a presser, gone live or done a jalsa in so long he just started addressing people in the courtroom 😭
@dexiewrites
Dexie
1 year
ye khan sahab kya kar rahey hain courtroom mein? he is so goofy, awaien advocate general ko ungli kar rahey hain weley bethey. 😭😭😭
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Gul bukhari calls youth “kutti kay bachay” and then wonders why youth doesn’t connect w them🧐
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4 years
why this so funny 😭
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so true queen but why are u on the floor get up don’t let these youthias ruin ur day
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i still got time to be a hater 💅👍
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does Aurat March realise how much support they’ve lost in just one year by constantly alienating a large majority of women for their political inclinations. I fought my father and brothers for marvi sirmad 😭 mf
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Arshad sharif running away from the country
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bhai ko pehlay ludo khelna yaad nahe tha
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full court bench PMLN wants
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i feel so bad for karachi man….like actually. Punjab gets to experience change while karachi still decades behind all because of zardari mafia and interior sindh.
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If only nazim jhokio could also apologise to bilawal bhutto 🙏
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bro whoever wrote this did not hold back😭😭😭
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PTI twt just forgot about them 😭 they’re still in jail
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I live in karachi, have literally attended two funerals of family members murdered by mqm lol i didn’t realise we still had mqm stans after all they’ve done
@zarathustra_3
اسد
2 years
MQM hAs DUg iTs oWn gRave bR0 says a youthiya from Lahore who has never been to Karachi and his source his the undying love for Imran khan.
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after almost a year of imprisonment on bogus cases he’s coming out…..
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Ali sethi is so shameless selling the rights for pasoori like that to India. Mf could’ve just negotiated that they use the original but nope indian bootlicking and shamelessness runs in the family
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I’M SORRY WHATS HER GENDER????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
BREAKING-- PM Shehbaz is all set to leave for his 5th foreign visit, "taking a trip to clear my mind, all this political toxicity isn't good for my mental health xo"-says the PM
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5 months
post a villain who people treat like a hero
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@transjewtalian
trans judeo-bolshevik
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post a villain who people treat like a hero
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BREAKING— Shehbaz Sharif led govt thanks Shehbaz sharif for restoring power in the county after shehbaz sharif govt caused a country wide shutdown
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1 year
I will probably get a lot of hate for this but it was v low of imran khan to get out of jail and dissociate from the protestors who were essentially protesting for him. Saying “mujhay kya pata kya ho raha tha” while knowing full well the massive support he has-
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IMF to ishaq dar every meeting….
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1 year
choosing career over love may seem like a great idea to get away from ur desi family nonsense but it actually leaves you feeling incredibly lonely despite what twt girl bosses tell u
@Saisailu97
sai
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what’s your hot take on desi culture that would have you in this position
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1 year
same energy
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1 year
only they can bring taylor swift to pakistan
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@sealmyfate_13
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Only they can bring Taylor to India now
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Imran khan calling tiktok tidday bashaur awaam 😭 immu they’re 5 😭
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1 year
arresting imran khan is one thing but demolishing his home where his wife lives….who is neither a political worker nor an active member in politics. @AuratMarchKHI @AuratMarchMultn @AuratMarch @AuratAzadiMarch let’s go besties time for u to shine
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Azhar Mashwani has been missing for 6 days…..not a single agency has stepped forward to claim his “abduction”. God forbid the worst comes to mind at the moment. Everyone please pray for him. He just got married man….this country is the worst
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Imran khan has completely changed politics in this country….forcing the suar family to move away from their motorway bakwas to initiatives in health and education and welfare projects something this family has mocked in the past. The man is a fucking legend
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You guys know how a while back a woman murdered her husband, chopped him up and then ate him? well she’s admitted in the psych ward where I work 😭
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1 year
my man has been and always will be sadiq and ameen
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2 years
hey matiullah why don’t u ask her how she feels about noonies sexually harassing her whilst standing outside her house
@Matiullahjan919
Matiullah Jan
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Hi @Jemima_Khan how do you find these remarks of Mr. @ImranKhanPTI about a married lady ?
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Imran khan man…..telling the Supreme Court judges “dekhain mai aap sab say umar mai bara hoo”😭
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why would imran khan hug maryam?🧐
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I hate facebook 😭😭😭
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1 year
isko bula letay tou caption mai chutya bhe add hojata
@muneebqadirmmq
Muneeb Qadir
1 year
Transphobia, misogyny, moral policing, anti-liberal brigade ALL IN ONE FRAME together. Too much toxicity here
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every speech is an admission of their rigging……
@DurraniViews
Salman Durrani
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عوام جسکو اقتدار میں لانا چاہتی ہے میں بتا دوں وہ ملک کے لیے ٹھیک نہیں ہے۔ مریم نواز
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i love this 🥺🥺🥺
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BREAKING—— IMF has decided to give PAK unlimited loans after model town murderer threatens them in a press conference
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1 year
“ill gotten wealth” ur dad is zardari😭
@BakhtawarBZ
Bakhtawar B-Zardari
1 year
It is unfortunate that you incited & encouraged your supporters into violence, rampage, arson & terrorism against state. Would suggest you use your ill gotten wealth (from foreign funding or charity or from the selling of state gifts) to at least pay for their legal fees.
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how sick do u have to be to do propaganda against a charitable institution w quality care knowing full well u can afford to pay but others can’t 🤷‍♀️
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GUYS PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL 😭 he called her an idiot and she said thankyou 😭
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BREAKING— Sources claim Ishaq Dar is all set to take oath as the new finance minister. According to a PMLN spokesperson SS worried the country isn’t bankrupt yet, is bringing back Dar to speed up the process
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stay away from us
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@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
1 year
It seems Pakistan has an honest judicial system.
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1 year
The fact that patwaris have used only a part of this clip for years to ridicule PTI supporters when in truth this guy was so well versed on the then political situation
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Someone needs to do a case study on why a man eating a 1200 rupee cake from a local bakery pisses u off more than a family ruling over you for decades getting medical treatments abroad
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saad kaisar is a kanjar and a hypocrite. He claims to despise imran khan because he’s a misogynist while saad is what?….. enjoying sexual harassment of women he doesn’t agree w. First of armeena and then of me. I’m starting to think that’s his alt account
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3 years
men getting mad at standards men set for themselves lol
@ALAM_ABDULA
Abdul
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This is success for females and "Larka nokri sahi nai krta mehran rakhi hai" for males.
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