World's Spiciest Ramen🇵🇸 @dezgostang Twitter profile

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World's Spiciest Ramen🇵🇸

2 months

New Dovetails designs just dropped guys! All of these are locally made by my bff herself (yes, she's involved in the woodwork too). Follow on instagram! And order if you're looking for furniture <3

World's Spiciest Ramen🇵🇸

@dezgostang

1 year

My really cool friend has her own furniture business. She designs and makes all of these herself. You can follow it on instagram at @/dovetailswoodshop or click the link

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@dezgostang

3 months

is he not allowed to wash his hands

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@syedaafeerah

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Hard working man, caring and loyal girlfriend>

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@dezgostang

5 months

no but it does get funnier

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@behoshiyar

5 months

isn’t it supposed to get easier with time?

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@dezgostang

6 months

and if in the end everyone quietly ate theirs while she didn't get to eat any cake at all that means she has 3 sons

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@dezgostang

1 year

may allah give you barbie marketing budget kind of money

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@dezgostang

6 months

ladies when u shower hygienically with soap & apply deodorant do u do it before u brush ur tongue or..........ok now that the men have stopped reading, at what age did u start noticing the similarities with your mother

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@dezgostang

18 days

lets goooooooo body dysmorphia for men just dropped! welcome to the club guys😁

Coco

@mujhaycryaraha

18 days

Men used to go to wars

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@dezgostang

6 months

@JohnStock613938 correct we do

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@dezgostang

2 years

he can never make this

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@dezgostang

2 years

bought a sketchbook.....picasso beta tu apni khair mana tera baap araha hai

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@dezgostang

2 months

i never in my life imagined I would see someone defending Ishaan's father but twitter pe sab dekhnay ko milta hai this app is really humankind's biggest wonder

Toka

@TokaTakes

2 months

Although harsh, Ishaan's father makes sense when he sees Ishaan not living upto his bare minimum expectations and just being lost in his own artistic world. Not to mention he's an Awasthi, and comes under unreserved category ("kaise barabari kar payega duniya ke saath").

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@dezgostang

5 months

lets go alka yagnik

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

5 months

Zayn is set to work with an “unexpected” collaborator for his upcoming new album. The album is reportedly a completely new sonic direction and his most personal project to date, written about the last seven years of his life.

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ana

@mightbeana

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i need to know....what is a tortured poet

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@dezgostang

2 years

not very likely that messi's wife was made to act as a live in maid for a household of 8 people in return for marrying a broke ugly man with 3 failed startups who writes essays about his failures on linkedin.

noms

@itssnoms

2 years

Pakistani girls will manifest a man like Messi in the left picture but wont do anything to be a girl like Antonela Roccuzzo. She was there with him Messi had nothing but you all want a hand picked prince for you and who then treats them like Messi treats his wife (1)

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@dezgostang

4 years

How women are expected to look after years of marriage & 3 kids VS. their husbands who end up cheating on them cuz their wife doesn't look hot anymore.

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@dezgostang

6 months

no one talks abt how fucking hard it is to find a pencil in your house once u & ur siblings are all out of school

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@dezgostang

3 years

THIS is why celebrity influence is SO important. When Bella Hadid got involved, they felt threatened. Now imagine if internationally recognized celebs like Beyonce, Taylor Swift etc. say something. This is why statements from public figures are important right now.

Israel ישראל

@Israel

3 years

When celebrities like @BellaHadid advocate for throwing Jews into the sea, they are advocating for the elimination of the Jewish State. This shouldn't be an Israeli-Palestinian issue. This should be a human issue. Shame on you. #IsraelUnderAttack

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@dezgostang

2 years

wtf is fling, friends w benefits, open relationship, rebound etc etc? this is all western culture. our beautiful culture has one word for everything, "scene". simply.

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@dezgostang

1 year

issmein nanga honay ki kya zarurat thi

Tristan Tate

@TateTheTalisman

1 year

Iftar.

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@dezgostang

4 months

as a kid I felt really angry at his mom. I really did not understand why she of all people didnt fight for him. later I realized she was also a victim.

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@dezgostang

8 months

I was fully convinced that he will return to Pakistan & fall in love with me like you could not tell me otherwise

minnie lane-kent

@PlZZAPLANETS

8 months

you had to be there

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@dezgostang

3 months

masterchef australia raised me

tarook

@TarekElBab1

3 months

did everyone go thru a phase where they would only watch masterchef all day or was it just me?

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@dezgostang

1 year

I will bring her up every single time

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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@dezgostang

2 years

view from srk's house every morning in om shanti om

Adeel Raja

@adeelraja

2 years

Do you think media blackout matters here?

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@dezgostang

1 year

ordered in rain to give a hot take on twitter.....that rider hates you

Arsla 🇵🇸

@arsla_amir

1 year

Guy delivered food in heavy rain. Men work hard to provide their families with halal rizq, and so-called feminists have audacity to say, "All men are trash"

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@dezgostang

2 years

guys btw I met a real life islamabadi today. she said "bro ayat ul kursi ki bohot game hai"

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@dezgostang

3 years

ur whole gender

Mani

@m_mani77

3 years

Girls what stopping you from dressing like this.🥺

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@dezgostang

3 years

if I get married I won't do a small nikkah just because it's minimal. I'll do it because I'll be embarrassed to get married after I told everyone I won't

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@Money

3 years

You can permanently change the price of one item to $1. What is it?

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@dezgostang

3 years

when all the girlies dress up & take nice pics of each other at the meetup

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@dezgostang

1 year

girls naming their cat: sparkles! kiwi <3 coco :) oreo <3 boys naming their cat: CHOTA DON, KARNAL SAHAB, SHER KHAN, HARAAMZADA, KUTTA, KAMEENA

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@dezgostang

6 months

lahore about to become what they despise the most: karachi

Rajput 🇵🇰 / Rana

@itx_leoRajput

6 months

Bilawal leading in Lahore NA 127.. WTF 😭😭

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@dezgostang

2 years

boys in my school: - fought each other to death everyday chutti time - beat up a teacher - brought a gun to school - alcohol bottles were found in the playground teachers: "I'm scared the girls are becoming whores. lets put their hair in braids instead of ponytails"

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@dezgostang

5 years

Dolce & Ghabrananahihai

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@dezgostang

7 months

may allah reveal every woman's perfect shade of red & nude lipstick in a dream to her this year

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@dezgostang

3 years

Can you explain this gap in your resume? Yeah, I was on shahra e faisal

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@dezgostang

3 years

hope they deport her

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@netflix

3 years

Emily in Paris has been renewed for Season 3 — and Season 4! 🍾

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@dezgostang

3 months

even he cheated on his wife like theres no hope for anyone

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@dezgostang

1 year

ZAYYYNNNNNNNNNNN i love you

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@dezgostang

6 months

"men in love are something else" "men who are written by a woman" "men who have a soft spot for a woman" FREE YOURSELF I'M BEGGING YOU‼️

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@dezgostang

3 years

Lahore & Karachi fighting over who makes the next covid variant first

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@Tabeshq

3 years

There's no comparison to Lahore's energy!! Karachi should think beyond hawai firing 😜💥🇵🇰 #LibertySquare

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@dezgostang

3 years

1000 rupees gf 10 rupees bf

Wajeeh Hassan

@whoiswajeeh

3 years

Is this Islamic Republic of Pakistan?

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@dezgostang

2 years

should I die seriously

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@dezgostang

3 years

RIP mirza ghalib you would have loved katrina kaif in slice ad

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@dezgostang

2 years

cornetto is for 99 rupees now dawg this economy shit not working out for me

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@dezgostang

2 years

islamabad is not a real place btw.....

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@dezgostang

1 year

got a rishta from uk should i do it for the eras tour & then dip

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@dezgostang

3 years

dukan wala in front of my house is always talking to his gf on the phone while doing dukandari on the side. earning money is only his side hustle. his main hustle is loving his girl.

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@dezgostang

2 years

aag lagay basti mein test kitchen apni masti mein

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@dezgostang

5 years

Me to McDonald's guy after placing my order: ok thanks love you Me after hanging up on a phone interview: bye love you Me to a random spoon in the kitchen that I think is pretty: I love you so much Me to a person I have actual romantic feelings for: uhh do u like rooh afza

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@dezgostang

3 years

I didn't "sleep like a baby" a baby doesn't have responsibilities. I slept like a chutya & missed work

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@dezgostang

2 years

that's a normal ass dad way to say u look beautiful

Tushar ॐ♫₹

@Tushar_KN

2 years

Seriously, I don't know about you, but what kind of father comments such a thing on his daughter's photos. 😒🤦

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@dezgostang

1 year

who the hell going to college in a gharara

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@dezgostang

6 months

next proposal: jo pehlay bhaag ke GHQ ke gate ko haath laga ke wapis ayega woh PM banega

Ayesha Razzaque

@Razzaque_Ayesha

6 months

That’s new, how will this work? Proposal to split the PM’s tenure between the PMLN and the PPP into 3+2 years

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She's so gorgeous my jaw dropped it's still on the floor. And then there is his dumb ass suit

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@corpsezojah

11 months

i’m literally sobbing THIS IS SO CUTEEE

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Chris

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1 year

How do you serve cunt as an Australian?

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@dezgostang

6 months

i would've sold our house for this saari as a kid

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@manmarziiyaan

6 months

they truly don’t make songs like this anymore

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@dezgostang

3 months

dumbass because you cant choose who your father will be bewaqoof aadmi aqal se paidal bilkul

RJ Umar Tweets

@rjumarishaq

3 months

Why?

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@dezgostang

1 year

if I got to go to the office, still have lunch at home, have time to go to the gym, and STILL come home at 5:30pm I would be the happiest fucking corporate slave in the world

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1 year

This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it

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@dezgostang

2 years

this is my prime minister

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@aestheticallyFM

2 years

gorgeous, eloquent & bambi eyed 🥹 what a great way to start 2023. 🤍

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@dezgostang

2 years

when white ppl find out about bollywood why do we show them KKKG & not this.....

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@dezgostang

2 years

bought a sketchbook.....picasso beta tu apni khair mana tera baap araha hai

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@dezgostang

1 year

my realest tweet

Bereketeab (Cyrus)

@sir_benedictx

1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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@dezgostang

2 years

standing in front of ufone tower & the 3g still not working.....

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@dezgostang

5 months

I would trade it for a vape flavor

The Feminist Turned HouseWife

@antifemwife

5 months

Was it worth it?

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@dezgostang

2 years

I’m 43. When I was young, I chased things that didn’t matter. You can learn from my mistakes. If you’re 20-something, read this:

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@dezgostang

5 months

baray hokay celebrities ki canva artist banungi

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@imVkohli

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@dezgostang

1 year

not to be a hater but chaand raat is for the girls the gang the girlfriends the besties

S🪐//FreePalestine🇵🇸

@Meinkyakrun

1 year

Aik aisi chaand raat mein bhi deserve krti hun

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@dezgostang

2 years

dear customer? jee customer ki jaan

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@dezgostang

4 years

Some of us were one of those kids who wanted to stay in Pakistan and fix things rather than leaving. Until something broke us & we realized the only way is out.

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@dezgostang

3 years

Quaid e Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Shanzay

@ssoulofserenity

3 years

Who saved you when you were at your lowest?

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@dezgostang

1 year

hritik roshan did not jump around like a frog his whole life for u to say this

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@dezgostang

2 months

This is actually how I've been living for the past 5 years & it's honestly beautiful can't lie

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@dezgostang

5 months

me if I ever sit next to atif aslam

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@tayhader

5 months

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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2 years

10,000 rupees is only 43 dollars

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@dezgostang

1 year

I remember this because I was attending this wedding. The girl dancing was my friend's sister. The music was really loud & nobody heard the grandfather & didn't really notice that he'd left. We found out later but dgaf. It was a great wedding with yummy food & awesome hosts.

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@dezgostang

1 year

u will never guess who shumaila is

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@dezgostang

10 months

ganji churail school of animation

Enez Özen

@Enezator

10 months

It can be a good solution in emergency situations.

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@dezgostang

1 year

i firmly believe that it's a basic human need to be woken up extremely gently. you cannot violenly or harshly wake ppl up it's a crime

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@dezgostang

6 months

i gave my iconic answer already

seriuslynothing

@seriuslynothing

6 months

You can permanently change the price of one item to $1. What is it?

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@dezgostang

6 months

agar yehi kaam kisi goray ne shuru kiya hota tou #hustle #mindset #thinkbig #entrepreneur hojata

Furqan T. Siddiqui

@furqantsiddiqui

6 months

Only a Dirham to cross the road in #Dubai . Resourceful, yet it's disheartening to see a Pakistani resort to this for profit instead of offering voluntary assistance. Watch the video and share your thoughts

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@dezgostang

2 years

I know sooooooooooo many women and not even one of them would choose a gym bro intellectual over a funny little silly goose

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@dezgostang

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old coke studio videos used to be such an experience. every person playing an instrument just separately shown in their true element & how it all came together to make the perfect song

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@dezgostang

3 years

u never seen her?

Ariba Shahid

@AribaShahid

3 years

Can someone explain to me what's up with the Habib Metropolitan Bank logo. What's the logic behind the lion with a human head?

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@dezgostang

2 years

women in tech women in STEM what about women in my arms. women in my passenger seat. women in my dms. women in my dreams!

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@dezgostang

4 years

emotionally manipulative & lowkey misogynistic softboys love saying this <3

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@dezgostang

6 months

True love is real

Kirsten

@Kirsten3531

6 months

husband and I accidentally bought each other the same £1.75 card from the local grocery store

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@dezgostang

3 years

Please cast her🙏

A24

@A24films_

3 years

We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.

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4 years

pakistan be like onlybans

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3 years

choola band hai

A clown

@feelaclown

3 years

You and your 3rd @

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1 year

cillian murphy i have a gift for u

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@dezgostang

1 year

he's just helping someone become a true rathore

juju 💰

@ayeejuju

1 year

A HORSE ??? tf going on in france😭😭

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@dezgostang

1 month

the fact of the matter is that pakistanis are soooooo big on "ghairat" but they will never show this ghairat to burn & lynch their toddler's sexual abuser the same way

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@dezgostang

2 years

did anyone else ever play this hercules pc game as a kid

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@dezgostang

1 year

going viral for being jobless when u actually have one is crazy

Brownie ✨

@the_desi_dream

1 year

So Dr Waleed was not jobless? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

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@dezgostang

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In another life, I would've loved doing money laundering and tax fraud with you.

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@dezgostang

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imagine ur getting married & then someone posts ur ankles on twitter saying ur fit check failed

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@SonOfAnarchy_14

3 years

I don't know who needs to hear this but esp men from Isb, Pls for the love of God stop wearing loafers with out or with Foot socks. Even ankle socks would do. No matter how many shaguftas tell you no, it doesn't look good. trust me bro. Socks & apprt pant length is always better.

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@dezgostang

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I was feeling like the most depressed girl in the world thinking about every horrifying thing that has ever happened in my life & I was SO confused where this is coming from. WELL GIRLS GUESS WHAT i found when I went to the bathroom

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@dezgostang

3 years

Hummus is just the word "us" twice

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