Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns @TheWife_Left_Me Twitter profile

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

29 days

@Poonslayer_12 Still hit, RG! Most quality prostitutes will run ya $500+ easy, so you may have even had a discount and you didn’t have to fly all the way to Vegas! Make sure to write it off as a business expended dinner on your taxes. Congrats on the tang and safe travels to Charleston! 👍-MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Mornin. I’m not asking. HR can deal with it. Happy Thursday. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@BockoCocko Mike- I bet the cart girl(s) checked the tee times list and are doing the same thing. Get ready to indulge in some generous transfusion portions, maximized cleavage, and phone numbers inbound. Swing low, sweet chariots. Get some shuteye, big day tomorrow. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@Sirdabpen This is great, only change I’d make is drop the ski masks and just implement no technology after verified checkin. No one can get doxxed and the BV community just blacks out as an anonymous unit. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

19 days

Diesel no scoped a good buddy in a moving cart like he’s JFK off a 6 iron punch on the first hole. He’s seeing stars n stripes like a true patriot. Couldn’t replicate the shot in a million tries. Bounced off his head on the cart path back into the fairway. Couldn’t even save par.

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

You cannot charge Diesel for diesel. The radical left can’t stand it. Time to burn some fossil fuels to support American energy production. I will not apologize for loving this fuckin country. Enjoy your tofu salad, commies. 🇺🇸👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

This beer is starting to taste like I should show up to an AAU basketball tournament uninvited this weekend and start yelling the no no word at the Adidas-sponsored team. Hope everyone has a great weekend. 👍 -Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Gearin up to try out a new watering hole with some great patriots of this country. Gotta make sure the liver’s coated and we’re seeing double in time for the presidential debate kickoff. Their mics might be muted, but Mike is not. Time for Diesel to get hot. Thanks. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Just got back to the US, got off the plane, and fell to the ground to kiss the soil. While Canada had the views and great weather, America stands second to none. We ain’t perfect here in the states, but I wouldn’t take any other country’s today over America’s tomorrow. 🇺🇸 👍-MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

29 days

Ripping pints with @dean_fart and our ladies. Veal cut, broccolini, red cabbage and some spätzle smothered in gravy tonight. It’s a tragic evening to be a waitress in lederhosen when Diesel’s rolling! Sunday’s the start of the week and MDR is fucking setting the tone. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Father Rotchburns: “MDR can you drive the rental car?”

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

27 days

@NCAAFootball14 She wants you so bad 😂👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Just found the holy grail. Where my crown royal ginger ale soldiers at? This is some major motion. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Making Tuesday a day. Teams status set to out of office, not counting the pints, soaking in the views. Diesel never looks when he pours because I am the absolute Governor. Whatever you do today and tomorrow, give it a 100% and don’t go home until you’re proud. Cheers & Thanks.👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

25 days

Sat in the tub with some brews and watched my tax dollars explode in the sky. Wearing a white robe (no hood) and properly liquified now. Ready to swerve between lanes in the Diesel-mobile on the way home. Will have Star Spangled Banner whole way home. Thanks patriots. 🇺🇸👍-Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Long week in the concentration camp (work). Boutta put these little sluts on ice and let them go to work. Diesel’s ready to throw back before his international flight tomorrow morning. I will fuck around and get wounded with the troops at the pub later. It’s Friday, men! 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Damn, the brain power in this circle. I’m convinced with 2 wooden ships and 30 barrels of rum, we could overthrow every government in the West Indies by month’s end. It’s an honor to serve with you men. As always, THANKS. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

18 days

We’ve done it, the end of the week. Log off those computers, park the trucks and indulge in your favorite brews to kickoff the weekend. Diesel’s gonna lubricate his liver with a friend before a midnight airport run to scoop another buddy. 20/20 vision inbound. Happy Friday.👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

12 days

There isn’t a centrifugal force on the planet that could stop MDR from having a night. If you think I won’t, you’re as delusional as an Afghani child who thinks the plane in the sky is dropping care packages. Sorry son, this air raid is happening, and it’s all fueled on Diesel.👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

It is too early and I’m too hungover for this level of temptation at the airport. “Good morning, I’ll take a baileys coffee and a double shot crown apple ginger ale to go. The name’s Diesel. Thanks.” Happy Saturday BV, love y’all. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

26 days

Burners and burnettes, may it please the court. Crapple-Gingers (CRG’s) posted up on the golf course getting liquified before the fireworks show. Diesel’s upping the octane. Happy 4th! POUR OUT ALL THE TEA IN YOUR HOUSE! WE’RE AMERICANS, SECOND TO NONE! THANKS. 👍🇺🇸-MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@BRotsniffer Pretty hilarious how a group of men who’ve never met on Twitter share more genuine appreciation and excitement for each others decisions and/or successes than “lifelong BFF” women. Absolute clown show, they all hate each other. There is no such thing as sisterhood. Thanks. 👍-MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Switching the headset radio to offense. Let’s go Michelob Light Right, Astro Blonde X 2 to the flat, liquid nectar of the gods on Diesel. CHECK! MIKE GOT HOT, MIKE GOT HOT!!! Time to get wounded with the troops. Keep your females indoors. This ain’t a child’s game, thanks.👍-MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

19 days

@shirtsthtgohard That’s my little girl, proud father here! 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

This beer is starting to taste like I should wire transfer Ana de Armas 10 bands to physically beat the shit out of Diesel and/or spit on him for just 60 seconds. (It’s all I need time wise) Happy Friday. Thanks.👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

11 days

1000th tweet pork chop with a couple patriots. Not sorry about it. Life’s too short not to celebrate the little things. Cheers to the next thousand thoughts and encounters we share together. Happy Friday men. Let’s take care of business this weekend. Thanks.👍 -Diesel

Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

11 days

The next tweet after this is MDR’s thousandth BV thought. Had no clue a couple months ago there’d be a close-knit community of this nation’s greatest patriots encouraging each other’s degenerative antics. Off to get a pork chop at a 5-star restaurant to celebrate. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

26 days

Happy 4th to everyone, but never the British and especially the French. Thanks. 🇺🇸👍 -Diesel #USA

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Redd’s is like putting a bag over a hookers head with a picture of your ex girlfriend’s face on it just to try to remember what it felt like before she (Busch Apple) left.

Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

1 month

Shower beers. Enough said

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@Billy_Corgan_ You become Womptimus Prime. Happy Thursday. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@MearnsGeoffery Notice how the play has zero defense? Yeah, well, it’s because we literally can’t be fucking stopped. Great post GM. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Canada I am inside you, and I’m not pulling out. Anyone mind if ole Diesel has an Irish coffee with a view? Thanks. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@Ltcornbread69 Any hole is the goal today, Lieutenant. Targets appear in sight and within reach. General has provided the green light, fire at will. 👍 -Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

11 days

Diesel Hibachi Night success. The night is young! On to the bars! Happy Thursday. Thanks! 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

27 days

Teams status set to offline ✅ Deleting domestic lagers ✅ Mountainside BBQ ✅ Versatile platter to kickoff the 4th. Jalapeño cheddar cornbread, baked beans, mac n cheese, pulled pork, bratwurst, dinosaur rib, couple tomatoes for balance. Colorado simply can’t handle MDR.🇺🇸👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Let Diesel paint a scenario: You’re 15 beers, 6 shots and a few mixed drinks deep. Just got kicked out the bar and your DD bailed. Keys are in your right pocket. You hop in, turn on the radio and this is playing. Windows are down and you blast the volume. You are invincible.

Nicholas Franklin

@TheEmperorSon

2 months

'Heart - "Barracuda" (1977)

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

26 days

@burn3racc0unt13 How much for a custom leather jacket? Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Buddy in the Air Force is off duty this weekend, headed to actually get wounded with the troops at the pub tonight. Diesel’s thirsty. Happy Thursday gentlemen. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

15 days

Diesel’s week ahead: Mon-Wed: Get work done, meetings, NCAA 25 (also work). Thurs: AM meetings, leave, host hibachi dinner for some true patriots. Fri-Sun: Coastal fishing weekend with the troops, drink a billion beers, smoke carton of Newports. No objections. Thanks.👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

12 days

Just left work early, nothing in my stomach besides black coffee. Shaking. Moved around some furniture at the parent’s place to setup for Diesel’s Hibachi Night. Off to get a 2 mile run in, then hooch run. MDR will be very active on the BV this evening. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@huskerenjoyer Hate sex with AOC with a 6 miggy lip pillow would go stupid.

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

We’re gonna need a legendary parlay to unlock this magical elixir. A Reserve CRG would create peace in the Middle East. Hot damn this liquid could to nasty things to a man. Oh sweet nectar of the North, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will drink you. Thanks.👍-Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Picked up Father Rotchburns for burgers & shakes. I hate traffic & especially red lights. (Diesel usually blows thru them) But tonight I slowed down at every yellow light & waited an extra second at stop signs because time with pops is a gift. Tell your old man you love em.👍-MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

29 days

@RaleighBill72 Let’s talk shop, Bill. Shortened week. Implementing the eternal optimist mindset. Treating today like a Wednesday: Lunch beers, condensed meetings, increased delay in email responses. Tomorrow is beginning to close out the week. Wednesday is takeoff early & zero production. 🇺🇸👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

I love the pistol, but the game’s adapting. Got back to the drawing board and we’re spreadin em wide tonight, full air raid inbound. Need spacing to operate a versatile offense and put the boys in scoring positions. Diesel wears the headset, you’re in the stands. No objections.

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

28 days

Diesel’s balls know how to enter a hole, ladies. Shot a 22 on the back nine to sneak past @dean_fart in the Rocky Mountian Open today. Took home the 1st place purse ($50 Venmo). Will be directly invested into Thursday’s booze funds and will accept recommendations. Thanks.👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

26 days

Stock market’s closed today, Nancy. You can’t stop us patriots from getting cheated by the left. Sit back and watch Diesel delete these beers from the stratosphere. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it Biden. Pouring tea in the harbor! I LOVE MY COUNTRY! Thanks.🇺🇸👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

26 days

Ladies- I understand it’s the 4th of July and you want to look your best; but there is such a thing as TOO much makeup you dumb bimbo sluts. If you piss off Diesel and I give you a good ole fashioned backhand slap, your makeup will look like a LeBron pregame ritual. Thanks.👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

15 days

Coach Diesel will be accepting the Offensive Coordinator position at one of these three programs this afternoon. Where should MDR bring his versatile pistol offense to? Wyoming, Coastal Carolina, or Ball State? #CoachDiesel #PistolOnly #DieselsTheMike

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

I think HR threw out my Bailey’s Irish cream next to the Keurig in the break room, need to burn off some steam. I could go on and on, but here’s 20. No particular order. Thanks. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

20 days

Good morning. Diesel’s angry. Fuck the liberal media, lunch meetings without beer (what are we, Mormon?), and especially this doctor’s appointment MDR has today. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Bookie: “I just Venmo requested you for the Aggie baseball game. If you settle up tonight I’ll give you some FP for game 3.” Diesel:

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, his three pointer… BANG. Pissin high octane right now boys, seal is broken. HR ain’t ready for our 9am tomorrow. #GasInMotion 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@DDuganington Look at that beer sweating. Trembling. Absolutely shaking with fear. It fucking knows that Douglas Motherfucking Duganton is going to absolutely delete it from existence. Never stood a chance frankly. It’s open season hunting on bottlenecks for white boy summer. Enjoy. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@joedelgado8893 Sell those to some Cybertruck simp for a gazillion dollars. Thanks. 👍 -Mike

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@DDuganington One look at this fit and you can tell Douglas fuckin rips lips on a spinner reel. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@BockoCocko @honeyflower113 Siri,,, send a private message to Mike thanks. Mike- You are in the red zone brother, keep going. Just keep running your offense and you’ll get points on the board here. Thanks. 👍 -Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

11 days

The Japanese attacked a great group of American patriots last night. The Sake Attacks of 2024 on a humid Thursday evening by the Hibachi Hitman will go down in history. We do not regret Hiroshima or Nagasaki. Great experience and would do it again. 5 yelp stars. Thanks.👍-MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Grabbin the keys and driving home with a high enough BAC to make the boys in blue use a speedometer instead of a breathalyzer because all I do is dish quick motion. Diesel running on fumes- 10 & 2, stopping at every red sign, avoiding school zones,,, THANKS. -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@BockoCocko “Communications Director at BV Partners”

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@RaleighBill72 Bill that’s like playing a game of where’s Waldo. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

27 days

Diesel’s $100 poorer this afternoon after losing to @dean_fart on the 19th playoff hole. I would like to extend my congratulations to Dean and his birdie putt to close out the afternoon. MDR will be heavily indulging in brews to eliminate the pain. We will be back. Thanks.🇺🇸👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

29 days

The correlation of this chart and my personal experience in the Burnerverse is incredibly accurate with the exception of loving all my SEC burner brothers from Kentucky, SC and Georgia. 👍 -MDR

Austin B

@Austin_Vols

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Updated my fan base tiers

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@Ltcornbread69 If I worked at the club I would’ve just turned him around and sent him home, or up-charge him $175 for a club polo. What a loser. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

11 days

The next tweet after this is MDR’s thousandth BV thought. Had no clue a couple months ago there’d be a close-knit community of this nation’s greatest patriots encouraging each other’s degenerative antics. Off to get a pork chop at a 5-star restaurant to celebrate. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

25 days

@ronaldreagan654 The tank is still full Ronnie! Plan to get some super foods in your system (mimosas= vitamin C) before your body attacks itself this afternoon. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@Ltcornbread69 Absolute tragic evening to be a PBR with pool cue chalk on the neck. Proceed. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@BockoCocko I wouldn’t touch that if I were you, MH. Looks like the average butt plug they handout to students during syllabus week in the socialist city of Austin. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@Ltcornbread69 Better have a strut going tonight after shooting like that, LTC. Assuming those are Tecovas goatskins you’re working with tonight, nice work. I feel bad for your buddy, he’s gonna have to watch his mother churn butter between her thighs all night stepping out like that. 👍-Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@CPA_Doug69 Not my mug, not my mess to cleanup. Just executing the game plan. Thanks DH. 👍 -Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Tragic evening to be a beer flight in the mountains when Diesel’s on the prowl. #DialUpDiesel 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Just drove to the Eastside of town for some Waffle House. Entering battle on foreign territory, minorities have the house edge. I can feel eyes staring at the Peter. Slop pic and review to follow. Thanks. 👍 -Rotchburns

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Supervisor asked my thoughts on our quarterlies, they look strong. Naturally, I said “We’re livin in tall cotton right now.” Just got asked to stay on call after the meeting. Guessing it’s a little too close to Juneteenth to be saying that. Fuck me man. Happy Friday. -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Flying to Canada and the stewardess won’t stop speakin in escargot and baguette. Knock it off honeybuns, this is still US airspace. We speak freedom here, none of that white flag war-quittin French shit. We are the undefeated, undisputed, back-to-back world war champs! 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Flight on Saturday. Do I need to put my Peter in checked luggage? I feel like TSA would classify it as a weapon. Input welcome, thanks. 👍 -Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

14 days

@MentallyDivine This was during a prayer at the convention. Your fake accent is cringe. Wear your hat on your damn head or don’t wear it at all, you dumb bald fuck. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

After-hours meeting with some clients, boss said business-casual is appropriate. Always better to overdress. Not taking any objections. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Mike just woke up with a pounder of a headache. Think I may have put too much regular octane fuel (coronas and margs) in the Diesel tank. Time to rally, Happy Saturday. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

29 days

@Poonslayer_12 That’s what we’re here for brother. That broad is nothing more than a yelp review in your notes section now. Will be on standby for mission updates in Carolina. Always got your 6, Gorby. 👍 -Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Can I guy just clear his mind behind the wheel? Not taking objections, thanks. Eat ass then ask your girl for the pass. Enjoy your Friday. 👍 -Diese

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

21 days

@RickyHUNGdoza Welcome back, RDC. Always hurts the pride a smidge going back to the drawing board but your new plan sounds like it should enhance red zone efficiency. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@ronaldreagan654 I second this aggressively. Espresso martinis till the heart stops. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

27 days

@DDuganington Best to get a safety lock. Don’t want security searching your bag just to cash in on America’s finest drapery, DD. Where are we headed for the 4th? Give em hell tomorrow brother. 👍 -Diesel

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@BusterMcdoogin Could you do a crapple + WC G-Apple review for the troops? Thanks. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@CPA_Doug69 “Here’s Haslam, he’s 4/4 from the field tonight. Really impressive range from this guy Marv… AND HERE HIS IS SHOOTING FROM THE TOP OF THE SHOT CLOCK MONITOR!”

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@RaleighBill72 Still not cracked open from ‘81? Do us a solid Bill and rip that puppy open to remind us what freedom tasted like when Reagan was in office. Thanks. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Gilded marshmallows and a mountainous Colorado view to kickoff Americas freedom week ahead. Gotta get the taste of something thick and creamy in Diesel’s mouth to set the tone with these bitches. Thanks. 👍🇺🇸 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

27 days

@RaleighBill72 Absolutely Bill! Proceed on course. Nothing to sweat about, we all just show up in November and paint that ballot red straight down the line and carry on as usual. 👍🇺🇸 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Leaking the game script: -Pickup (catchup, pop culture talk, top hits radio, name 3 Taylor swift songs) -Dinner (my pick and I pay, assert masculine dominance) -Discuss nightcap at her place during ride home -Cheeks. Time to lock the fuck in boys, love this community. Going in.

Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

. @DDuganington , dinner’s on for tomorrow night. We are so back. Thanks for the liquid courage. #GonnaGetLaid 👍 -Mike

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

Your honor, may it please the court that MDR got toasty last evening with the troops in proper fashion. Thanks. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@seth_fortnite Never fun facing demons in the daylight. In my experience Seth, a little Bob Marley with the windows down helps with this problem. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@therickster699 Calling local authorities to confirm individuals with warrants. 👍 -Michael D. Rotchburns

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@CDabaswe

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

Peter Peter pussy eater. Steppin out for the night with PM on my feet, PM when I skeet. The collar on my Peter is sharper than your sister’s IUD scraping my Johnson. No one fucks like Diesel. Storming the Capitol with some true patriots tonight. Hope y’all have a great week. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@FwankWampard Guy or gal, I think they want you SG. Banana bread is practically sexual solicitation to the white man. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

@Ltcornbread69 Love it LTC. Gonna need a rundown on this evening. Remember 2016-17 MVP Westbrook, it didn’t matter whose night it was, the man was going to still get his triple-double. Get your numbers on the board, dish the rock to your brothers in battle, and box out the non-fuckable libs. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

18 days

@SirTouches @TheTesticalElf Have at em boys! Should probably drink the pool water to counteract the cayman jack sugar headaches you’ll get… that is unless Elfster already filled the tank with his piss. He’s a sneaky one but he’s one of our own. 👍

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

2 months

WE FUCKING DID IT. YOU LIKE THAT SHIT WHITE BOYS??? @ronaldreagan654 @BusterMcdoogin @DDuganington @TomTuffknucks @Burgundy1998Ron HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY. THANKS. 👍👍👍 -Michael Diesel Rotchburns

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@RodneyWhiteJr Well played, you deserve it. I went to Finland last summer, remind her they exist because America funds their existence. Time for them to pay reparations via penile services. Thanks. 👍 -MDR

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@larrylovespot Larry. Just because Shaq missed a dozen free throws a game doesn’t dismiss the fact he produced magnificent double and triple-doubles throughout his career. You’re a versatile player, Dumpsac. Keep your nose down and look for different ways to score. 👍 -Mike

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Mike “Diesel” Rotchburns

@TheWife_Left_Me

1 month

@BusterMcdoogin Tell that puddle pirate to suck it up and get ready to see your sister’s CVS $50 charge while he’s dodging missiles in the Baltic. 👍 -Diesel

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