Kristy Salsburry @kristyispissy Twitter profile

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Kristy Salsburry

3 months

Dear followers, AND THEN YOU MADE STEAK, MAN THAT WAS BANQUET, SALSBURRY STEAK🥩 Thank you and goodnight, Kristy $alsburry👵🏼

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Ha ha, who let this white bitch get to Friday? #girlboner #lexvegas #whitegirlsummer ?

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

Kristy is going to drive the boat!!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

God bless America, god bless our troops, and god bless these double D’s🙏🏼😗 #Happy4thofJuly

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Don’t worry I will tap into my father’s gambling addiction today! Gotta keep the legacy going!!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Did I miss my tee time, yes. But at least I know love, forgiveness, and ball. @ultramcbitch this one’s for you

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Hot take: if you drive a Tacoma, you’re probably gay!!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Fixing the ear piece bud? Yeah what a pussy

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

After seeing all this sketch gay stuff. It’s got me wondering how many damn butts has that finger he holds up been in… 👆🏼

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

8 days

Crackhead at McDonald’s just mixed Fanta and Dr Pepper then continued to look at me and say, “Fanta-pepper, it’s to die for! It really takes the burn down” idk how to feel.

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

1 month

Stepping up my burner game one step at a time🤗🤗

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

VERY 🔥 take… Kristy does NOT do blow Kristy will never do blow Kristy thinks blow is stupid But will Kristy judge you for doing blow? No. Kristy dgaf what you do, as long as it makes you happy💙 -Kristy $alsburry

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

I’ve been feining for this like Epstein feined for teenage girls

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

19 days

Well deserved treat after my 2 exams

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Just witnessed a middle school couple meet up. The kid pulled a “where my hug at”

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Now this some white girl shit!!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

@larrylovespot Larry I’m so glad to see that you are back!! Enjoy it

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Kristy Salsburry

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3 months

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

21 days

Why are we wearing our bar shoes to class? Too much noise, I can’t concentrate over the sound of your shoe sticking to the ground!!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Waking up for a 7 am shift the day after the 4th is not for the weak

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Housekeeping left this on my bed? Any ideas to what it is guys!?

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Finally made it to fishing Friday! I hope I catch a biggin

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

New cock grippers!! Took some inspiration from one of my favorite cunts!! @ultramcbitch

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Just beat 5 black girls in a dance off by doing the worm. I guess this white girl has rhythm?!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Mom: “can you get all of your college stuff together today and clean your room since you’re off!?” Me: “sorry mom I already planned a day full of fun little girly outings and errands for me to run!” (Not pictured the mic-ultra I had for breakfast) Have a glorious day 🩷

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

@UTBarstool No. I want to take that damn longhorn and shove it up your ass. #pussies

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

I’m ovulating guys. (If I text you after 11 pm please don’t respond. It’s not me, it’s this bitch)

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

As Shania Twain once said man, I feel like a woman

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

Nothing to do at office. So I colored!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Going to the local watering hole tonight. #stoked

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

My red flag is that I listen to youngboy. I’m sorry

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

I’ve had this sandwich for an hour and still can’t eat it. What a shame

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

@sankeysthirdleg Did he have… the smell?

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Cheers fuckers!!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

If I fuck u the PM shirt stays on, thanks.

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

15 days

Feed hitting a little too hard rn

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Leaving this here. Will be adding on soon

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

Patrick. For u @ultramcbitch hope this cheers u up

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Yall may hate on Kentuckys sports, but you cannot hate on Kentuckys sunsets! #goddid #sunsetslut

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Yall mind?

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

Might be a dox… help me fix my swing!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

@CStankier Don’t rock this shirt for nothing Stank!! (Peep the ceiling titty!)

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

No ball sweat in here. Bless🙏🏼

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

#NewProfilePic #wazzup

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Dollar mimosas make her clothes fall off🎶🎶

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Song of the day because it describes me perfectly. #peaceloveredhotchilipeppers

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

Haha good luck finding my waist!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

It’s hotter than 2 squirrels fucking in a Jack sock rn. I think I might melt

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

God bless America

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

At the dentist, high as 💩. Can’t wait to fuck with the person cleaning my teeth

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Update: I did infact not get lucky at the casino last night. Just got really drunk and embarrassed myself! Please don’t text, hangxiety on 10 right now

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

High asf and mom just asked: “what’s the latest tiktok trends rn?” Please stop trying to be relatable rn, I’m vibing to Chris Stapleton

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

As DJ Khaled once said: GOD DID🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

I want this song inserted into my bloodstream

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

I’m so hung, I just need some to pat my back and tell me everything will be okay.

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Truly keg just because im #thatbitch

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

I hate working with kids, anytime I use the restroom they peep through the stall door. Little freaks

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

1 month

Back like I never left. No one can or will stop kristy tonight (except for her wonderful 8am tomorrow morning).

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Was violently drunk last night, and I will be violently drunk again tonight. I don’t know how much more I can take🤦🏼‍♀️

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Ahha gotcha bitch

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

I ordered a Michelob… i guess this will have to do

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

27 days

Upgrades

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Nothing will ever beat the feeling of when you were younger and you would watch some good old NFL with your father while mom is cooking some chili on a cool fall night. I miss it

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

How gay do you have to be to put EYELASHES on your fucking car

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Old man just bought me shots just because I was, “smoking hot” and have a “great rack”

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

@dylandast10 @Rivals @247Sports @RivalsPortal @247recruiting @247SportsPortal @OneOnOneKicking @ESPNCFB @DylanTWM @andrejones1185 @The1AndOnlyOB Idk how you’re expecting to get any offers with that 2.5 GPA. Your white… let’s be realistic

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

Hate me if you want but I fuck with this Kathy bitch!!!

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

Last night in the hometown, do yall mind?

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Just got done bowling with some kids, yall already know I gave them the heat #ballknower

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months

I’m going drunk swimming. Kristy is one with the water. Like a mermaid.

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

17 days

A guy just asked me if Kentucky won today. Immediate block

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

Dunkin coffee either is literally the best shit you’ve ever put in your mouth or the mother fuckin ohio river water. Today it’s Ohio river water.🤦🏼‍♀️

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

4 months

@MearnsGeoffery Geoffrey, I have no objections to you wearing this PM shirt. Infact, I do very much delight in your choice of outfit. For I did not know you knew ball like that. Followed. Best, Kristy

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

2 months

Going to take a long drive on some backroads just so I can listen to Tyler Childers

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Kristy Salsburry

@kristyispissy

3 months